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Has anyone received any lemons in the mail? I was told I'd be receiving some.
From this 'Life' fellow.
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Chase
I got a watermelon. I guess life figured I was too big for a lemon.
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March 8, 2026

Calaco Fleethoof
I got a few sour oranges... they were already soft and rotting when I opened my mailbox...
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March 8, 2026

Vanil
First off, they were sweet tangerines. Second of all, I am sorry, they were supposed to be Lunar New Year handouts...but I got nervous
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March 8, 2026

PB
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager!
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March 9, 2026

Iridescent_Edge
Make life rue the day it decided to give you lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn down your house…with the lemons!
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March 9, 2026

PB
I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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March 9, 2026

Glitterbomb Crybaby
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.. what the heck do you make when life DOESN'T give you lemons??
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March 9, 2026
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