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Doom Bringer

Male. Lives in The Courtroom,  Ponyville,  Equestria. Born on January 18, 1900
Race
Earth Pony
Roleplay Availability
OPEN
Roleplay Type
Narrative
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Doom Bringer
Has anyone received any lemons in the mail? I was told I'd be receiving some. From this 'Life' fellow.
4 people like this.
Chase
I got a watermelon. I guess life figured I was too big for a lemon.
Like March 8, 2026
Calaco Fleethoof
I got a few sour oranges... they were already soft and rotting when I opened my mailbox...
Like March 8, 2026
Vanil
First off, they were sweet tangerines. Second of all, I am sorry, they were supposed to be Lunar New Year handouts...but I got nervous
Like March 8, 2026
PB
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager!
Like March 9, 2026
Iridescent_Edge
Make life rue the day it decided to give you lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn down your house…with the lemons!
Like March 9, 2026
PB
I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Like March 9, 2026
Glitterbomb Crybaby
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.. what the heck do you make when life DOESN'T give you lemons??
Like March 9, 2026