-Goes up to the podium, tapes on the mike to quite the room. A large minotaur is amongst you all, as your all seated so close to together in the same row. Hawker clears his throat.-
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Former Corporal Spinneret
"Question one, why is it an ape? Question two...can I have one? For personal reasons?"
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April 22, 2025
Former Corporal Spinneret
"I-I'm not fuckin the corpses!!! They're my servants!!!"
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April 23, 2025
Hawker Hurricane
.....How is that better. Also ho do you think dead bodies make good.....servants.
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April 23, 2025
Former Corporal Spinneret
"I'm a necromancer! I control corpses!"
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April 23, 2025
Opaline Arcana
I will not question a gift android in the mouth, but does she truly have to be dressed so provocatively? Surely we can be taken more seriously with something designed less... childish.
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April 22, 2025
Hawker Hurricane
Sex sells, I'm sure you've heard of that. That, and if it were dressed appropriately, an we were taken seriously, they'd believe that we could be a threat. And if they believe that e could be a threat, they'd make plans for us hen we eventually prove them right. Take it from someone whose been const... View More
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April 23, 2025
Doom Bringer
Hm. Guns...?
What ever happened to hammers...They're reliable- I'm reliable, yes? This thing isn't going to replace me is it?
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April 23, 2025
RESIDENTOFKILL
These robot girls could serve as a first line of defense but not the last line
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April 24, 2025
Hawker Hurricane
I was thinking more offensive than defensive, though they can serve both purposes. I'm in talks right now of developing another android of even more combat capabilities.
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April 24, 2025
"Alright, every pony! Today we should go to the *Interwhateverwhosiwhatsitcalled* to have a party! Oooh! I can do my comedy act or maybe...." Gloom would pull out a leather blue and white masquerade m... View More
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Entertainment... I would love to see some ... Been ages where ive been
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April 24, 2025
"Good! I'm glad you are so keen on my entertainment! You know, I didn't train in the art of clownery from just anyone." She would be juggling balls casually.
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April 24, 2025
Gloom chuckles and shrugs, "Just because you asked..." She would start off by popping her knuckles. Gloom then started off with an outlaw rock, and just after dropping low, she had done a six-step into an eventual backspin, holding her legs into the air.
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April 24, 2025
You'll be out entertainer for the evening iam scared and also a bit on edge about your performances,
Now where is the cheeese Nachos
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April 24, 2025
"No worries! I baked you a nice apple pie! Oh, I have other flavors too if that isn't your style?" Gloom made airplane noises as it would have went past Resi's face and circled around into their chest.
"My! Looks like a plane just came to visit Airport Tummy!"
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April 24, 2025
now iam hungry aaaand a mess *rolls his eyes*
oh youuu [laugh track starts playing]
[Directed by [insert name here]]
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April 24, 2025
Ohohoho. Make some of those rubber animals, please.
They amuse me so.
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April 24, 2025
"I can tell you like the classic. Sure, pal! Let me see in my goody pocket." She would spend the next several minutes pulling things out of her pocket that vary in size from really large to really small.
"Give me two of your favorite primary colors and an animal. I can more than likely do it! As I ... View More
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April 24, 2025
A- Uh- Red and blue! And- and a duck! A duck please!
They're my favourite-!
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April 24, 2025
"Perfect!" She would take too balloons and stuck it in her mouth before dramatically blowing up both at the same time. Once filled, she breathed in and closed the exit hole. She would give a sad dejected look and said, "Uh oh! Seems like the only way we're gonna be able to see ducky is the breathe ... View More
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April 24, 2025
No more dawdling. We have agreed on certain parts of our operation, we know what we want, now how are we setting up this... sigh, Interdimensional Olive Garden?
Any suggestions?
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"I am currently searchin through what remains of Canterlot's castle library. There's a lot of juicy stuff in here! I'm so glad I preserved this as well as I did. Have I ever told you what a big fan of libraries I am? We should have a library on the second floor of our Olive Garden! With strict ... View More
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April 22, 2025
Sry i was dissecting some outer space beings,
You guys are still figuring out how to establish the Olive garden?
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April 24, 2025
Opaline says not to dawdle, dilly dally, or bimble.
But, like.. I love to dilly dally and prance idly! Is it against the rules to dilly dally, or is dilly dallying just not recommended?
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There is no rule against it; however, I am hastening our plans given we only do much but talk instead of act.
I act ... Mostly.... But each time i do... Everyone is clowning on me
... Looking at you Gloom The Clown *looks at the clown girl in the distance*
"You know for a bunch of bad guys, half of you aren't that bad! Ugly, maybe!" Kiwi would squish her nose and laughed as it made squeaky honking sounds.
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Hilarious. *He would tune to an annoyed face.*
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April 18, 2025
Can i ask hypothetically if you could ... Watch a show on your main screen would you be able to also see it? Or ... Would you be seeing nothing?
Also do you see your own eyes constantly? Or how does this work?
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April 18, 2025
Ah. Well, I don't think that's entirely true...
I like to think I'm a decent looking stallion.
"It's all in jest, Mr. Tin and Hammer! Gloom would NEVER actually call anyone ugly..." She would squish her nose.
"You should take the helmet off though, you would look even more handsome without it. I've heard all about it from Odd! He kept shipping you with his brother. Probably because he is a s... View More
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April 18, 2025
-Frowns, in an icy tone.- Ever been a medical test subject before?
I have this great cure for ailments in my lab back at the Heracles institute, though the procedure is.....risky. You sound like a perfect test subject for it.
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April 20, 2025
Finals round of Base HQ
since there was a 3 way tie ... we doing this one more time team
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WE CAN BUILD AN OLIVE GARDEN ANYWHERE
We dont have to ... Limit it to the restaurant itself
by opaline contain yourself XD
WHISPERSPACE! You guys can go to an Olive Garden anyday! It's sooooooo normal and boring! How many times can you say you go to the whisper place!
I like the whisper space but i guess ... The only reason i changed my mind js how... Do we schedule meetings...? If we are all in different time zones...
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April 14, 2025
Ponies individually are smart. As a crowd, they are dumb. And mentally malleable. Crows are easy to control when handled right. Individuals are near impossible. Why do you think dictatorships fear whistle blowers so much, going to extreme lengths to shut them up?
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April 16, 2025
I... Cannot tell you iam not so god in politics iam mote of a structural overseer that is trying to find solutions to certain problems
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April 16, 2025
Well only one vote is missing Mr.puzzles but ill let Opaline Arcana decide what to do
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We are so close to becoming an official organization gang. So close.....all that is left, is a home base.
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You did bribe the construction workers right? Don't forget to kill them after words. The less that know of our locaton, the better.
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April 13, 2025
They are gonna be frozen solid and be part of the construction.... Or placed in time crystals and put up as decor
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April 13, 2025
You see i don't hire kill does that but we need to know the location from opaline
The winning slogan for our group is... sigh... is... is...
"When you're here, you're family."
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...I would've had it be "Our hate fuels the flames."
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April 11, 2025
"Family is different from friends. It's perfectly healthy to hate family members. If anythin, this fits us to a T."
You did and achieved literally nothing of what I asked you. Driftwood is better off floating away.
Now I'm not gonna do it.
I can still bring my queen glory and honor.
Will......it's a slogan. I still prefrred the eclipsing sun one.
Same but it stays opaline said so and her words are final and i like that ... She never back's down
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April 13, 2025