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Lambia

Female. Lives in Horsetown,  Trottingham,  Equestria. Born on August 21, 1979
Race
Horse.
Roleplay Availability
Maybe
About Me
I will forever think I am funnier than I am.
Roleplay Universe
Horse
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
User Achievements
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Status Update

Lambia
Lambia has somehow become trapped in one of those spinning barber poles. She doesn't seem happy about it, but she appreciates the peace and quiet. #rp
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Bright Brave
The Lambia of God. XD
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Lambia
Saving from what? A good time?
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Bright Brave
"You're going to have a bad time."
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Lambia
Hell is eternal, inescapable torment. What is there to fear? Perpetuity? There is no greater fear than the possibility of change. Truly, there is more hell in the promise of a brighter tomorrow that never comes, than in an eternal guarantee of suffering.
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Meino Mysticforger
Meino points and laughs. "Ha ha! Funny horse go swirly!"
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Meino Mysticforger
“Ah, but who would do this to such an innocent creature? Seems like you made somepony REALLY mad.” Meino rubbed his chin, “Maybe I could free you, and watch the revenge unfold. I see you have fury burning in your eyes already.” He sat down and pulled out a spell book from his satchel, his horn glow... View More
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Lambia
Lambia died during the speech, corpse flopping to the ground.
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Meino Mysticforger
“Well, good luck with that. Yeah…I should be going now.” Meino looks around before nonchalantly walking off.
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Brady Thunderfoot
-Throws tomatoes.-
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Brady Thunderfoot
Throws watermelons.-
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Lambia
The glass remains unphased.
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Brady Thunderfoot
-Goes up and taps on the glass incessantly.-
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Flam
as the pole spun, it would seem flim and flam just installed a carnival music box right next to it to promote the store!
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Lambia
Lambia was killed by rotational compression asphyxia.
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