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Spirit Weaver

Female. Lives in  Equestria. Born on July 1, 1995
Race
Unicorn
Roleplay Universe
Slant Canon
User Achievements
Carmine Gumshoe
hey! were you planning on doing something today? maybe replying to your roleplay? maybe make a lore post? make an interesting status that gets tons of notifications? no, i’m hijacking your day fuck yo...View More
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Spirit Weaver
"Real gf hours who up." "Please."
Maizzey Starr
sees this and goes back to sleep
Spirit Weaver
this is why i haven't talked to u all day
Maizzey Starr
u sent the last message in our dms-
Know My name and Fear it.
=3=
Adeena
"Can it be some other time? Feeling reeeaaally sleepy by now."
Spirit Weaver
"heck"
Feather Steps
Feather would wave from her cloud
Spirit Weaver
"Poggers."
Captain Sky N. Nova
Sky makes a drg noise
Vy Thresh
Shark mom is doing errands
Bok
Bok raises her noodle leg.
Hymn
Feesh noise
Spirit Weaver
"Ginger makes everything better."
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Know My name and Fear it.
Most everything.
Spirit Weaver
coward.
Know My name and Fear it.
Uses the gauntlet to show you a vision of a desolate planet. "It was beautiful here once...."
Ghostbit
"That's a lie....Poison joke mead does.."
Vaudeville Jack
"I most certainly do! Thanks for noticing."
Spirit Weaver
"don't you love it when girls..."
Carmine Gumshoe
Carmine nods.
Alexander ‘Crow’ Kingston
So does Alex.
Amity Guard
Amity as well.
Thunder Riff
Thunder too.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt joins in, he also puts on 'What Is Love' so the head nodding looks even better.
Butch
"YEEAAAAHHH! GIRLS! WHOOOO! HELL YEAH!"
Know My name and Fear it.
Dance
Quirky
"Just want to have fun?" Quirky asks, only being able to think of a song lyric in response to this question. He then blushed because it sounded a bit lewd.
The queen of changelings
You know it
Dr. Marina Bleu
exist... yes... fuck..
Spirit Weaver
Spirit was playing five finger filet with her hoof. It was very easy to play when you only had one appendage, "Yeah. That's right. I'm a twisted fucking cycle path."
Princess Twilight Sparkle
"Well erm...I certainly hope creatures aren't cycling over you, even though you claim to be a cycle path."
Spirit Weaver
"let me get one thing fucking straight. im fucking maniacal. im absolutely frantic. im mad-dog. im berzerk . im going wild, fucking insane. im a cycle path. i wake up at 11:30 and drink flat mountain dew. yall actually chew your spaghetti? weak. pathetic. ugly. i swallow it down my slipery gullet li...View More
Princess Twilight Sparkle
"You seem to have alot of pent up anger and tension. Consider having less bikers ride on you?"
Know My name and Fear it.
More like sicko math. Am I right fellas
Ephemeria Spring
her wheel is strong
Ghostbit
"Pftt....That's nothing, Try doing 8 finger filet!" He said using his tail to use the knife while going faster and faster every minute just staring at spirit deeply into their soul
Spirit Weaver
i only have one stupid copypasta you don't get one
Ghostbit
"What ?"
D‎ream²
Absolute mane in mac
Spirit Weaver
a total Lunar Tick
Carmine Gumshoe
“Try it with rope knife!” Carmine picks the rope up with his teeth and swings it around. After letting it get some momentum he swung it down next to her hoof. “Soap sheep oh path tick!”
Amity Guard
Amity watches from afar. "Absolutely gruel sum. Completely sike o' path tix."
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Do NOT fucking try this IRL. I know it should go unsaid, but, trust me... this is a PSA... don't try it with hands.
Spirit Weaver
no shit i have played in the past though so you're preaching to the choir
Commander Wyatt Ryder
That's a bad Spirit *taps nose* do not endanger yourself like that. Pot calling the kettle black though because I've done it too, with a massive fucking knife xD
Spirit Weaver
Spirit was inching her tongue ever closer to a box fan.
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Ice Wisp
Ice shuttered, "Go on..."
Captain Sky N. Nova
Sky was standing by, ready with the Darwin award.
Spirit Weaver
Spirit's eyes dilated. She began to sprint around your home. Zoomies.
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Bok
This behavior actually terrifies Bok who doesn't know what the zoomies are. She's considering the possibility that Spirit might have become infected with a brain worm from the forest.
Spirit Weaver
Spirit did have brain worms probably. But they didn't make her FAST! She would eventually stop right in front of Bok, looking her in the eyes, before she knocked an empty glass off the counter. And back to running.
Bok
Bok kept still like a deer in the light until Spirit went away. She then ran and hid behind a desk "My god. It's worse than I initially thought!"
Spirit Weaver
That was a bad place for Bok to be. She was cornered now. Spirit stood at the other end of the desk her gilded eyes gleaming in the light. She took one slow step forwards. Then another. And she'd nuzzle up against Bok. She was purring.
Amity Guard
Amity laid awake at 3 am as Spirit zoomed around the house, occasionally knocking something over which made Amity wince.
Spirit Weaver
Spirit could be heard rushing through different rooms. Kitchen. Dining area. Living room. It sounded like she was getting closer. Amity's door SLAMMED open, and Spirits shadow could be seen in the doorway. She leapt across the floor until she was on Amity's bed. Her hooves were on his stomach. She ...View More
Amity Guard
Amity jumped and pulled the covers over his self as he saw the intimidating shadow of Spirit in the doorway. He let out a noiseless scream as she leaped up, relaxing a little bit as she laid. He blinked and stared before patting her head and laying back down comfortably.
Dagmar
"Someone's on the catnip again..."
Spirit Weaver
On the contrary, the catnip was untouched. For now. Spirit passed by the jar, knocking it over. And as soon as that smell touched her nose, she stopped dead u. Her tracks. She approached the scattered nip slowly, before she flopped heavily onto her side in it.
Dagmar
"Definitely on the catnip again," Dagmar reached out and poked Spirit's side with a claw. "Are you alright?"
Vanil
Vanil managed to bite and grab onto Spirit's tail but ends up in a Tom & Jerry situation of being dragged all over her house.
Spirit Weaver
Vanil was an impromptu flail, now each corner taken would be met with the sound of shattering glass.
The pony with no name.
"Square up" Rough raises hooves.
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Spirit Weaver
A flick of the wrist and Spirit held a dagger. She would drop low to the ground, "You're really wanting to do this?"
Spirit Weaver
Spirit looked you dead in the eyes as she tossed a plate of sashimi in the microwave for thee minutes.
Alexander ‘Crow’ Kingston
“You... Uh, I...” Alex sighed. What is there to be said about... THAT?
Spirit Weaver
Spirit would wait the full three minutes, staring him down, until the microwave beeped. She would open it up. The fish was shrivelled and grey. It smelled terrible. She popped one in her mouth. "You want some, Hunter?"
Alexander ‘Crow’ Kingston
Once the awkward eye contact finally ended thanks to the beeping of the microwave, she unleashed a horrific smell by tugging open the microwave door. He wrinkled his nose and squinted his eyes, his hoof lifting to raise his bandana up and over his nose and mouth. “Nah, I’m good, Witch... Think I’d...View More
Spirit Weaver
"Fucking rude," she said, with a shrug, before she would pour soy sauce into a sake glass, along with a squeeze of wasabi. She repeated the gesture, "You at least want a drink for the road, big guy?"
Alexander ‘Crow’ Kingston
Alex was already fleeing and on his way out the door.
Trent Mizuki
"Well, at least it's not sushi." BarrelPone then mutters something about pens and some asshat named Toby.
Lavender Lily
Lavender stared back, hoof under chin in a relaxed manner. The hum of the microwave passing between them as she froze in her position, unblinking.
Spirit Weaver
"Hahahaha. You ever just ruin everything forever? Just a big ol' fuck up? A colossal cosmic goddamn whoopsie the likes of which the world has never known?" The forest creaked behind spirit. "Yeah me...View More
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