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Unibrew Press

Unibrew Press

Male. Lives in UNIBROOOOOOOOOWWWWWSSSS,  Ponyville,  Equestria. Born on January 18, 1900
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Earth Pony
About Me
Unibrows brah. Grow one. Or don't. I ain't forcing you.
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Unibrew Press
Please provide me with characters from media you like that have unibrows, I seriously cannot express how much I love them as a trait
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Shifter Burnside
ok
Like December 14, 2025
Unibrew Press
If so much as a SOUNDWAVE of another 'ok' out of you graces my ear...
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Shifter Burnside
okay
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Snow Storm
There’s this queen called Emerald from Steven Universe that shows up in like, one episode and she’s got this crystal unibrow going on and that love her.
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PinkBow
I LOVE EMERALD AND JINKX MONSOON SM
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Bright Brave
This is a hard one ma man.
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Bright Brave
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Iridescent_Edge
Minecraft Villager.
Like December 15, 2025
Unibrew Press
Y'all think I could sell bottled dirt because nestle might kill me if I do the water thing
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Chase
Don't give nestle more ideas
Like December 13, 2025
Bright Brave
"I've got a jar of dirt. I've got a jar of dirt." Alright Belle Delphine.
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Shifter Burnside
ok
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Nitroxus Soulspins
So...that would mean, I could have a jar of dirt? A Jar of Dirt?
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Unibrew Press
Only 3 days before the coagulated flesh of a primeval species encroaches upwards towards the earth's crust and destabilises life as we know it in an event predicted by ancient societies who's records... View More
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Bright Brave
If only if only, The woodpecker sighs,
Like December 9, 2025
Unibrew Press
I'm feeling very fishy today, very aquatic. I'm running out of stuff to say dude.
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Bright Brave
Find some bubbles.
Like December 1, 2025
Sour Belt
Took her back to my fish tank and glubbed it </3
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Sour Belt
promise?
Like December 1, 2025
Dr. Oddeus Reiner
Y'all! Come on! There's enough of me to go around.
Like December 1, 2025
Chelsea Hooves
Trust
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Pepper Snap
POST MORE ART
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Unibrew Press
Bet
Like December 2, 2025
Shifter Burnside
fis
Like December 2, 2025
Unibrew Press
You're not defined by your vices. Unless you're an anteater, then you absolutely are.
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Comp
Zot zot zot
Like November 30, 2025
Sour Belt
Wait true…
Like November 30, 2025
Unibrew Press
So much money put into the US military and none of it is going towards building a giant kickass mech with lasers and missiles? Then, what's the point?
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Vanil
When we find out how to make something more cost-effective than infantry and artillery. Turn up those Donna Burke tracks.
Like November 28, 2025 Edited
Ramirez
Drone warfare
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Vanil
Which is vastly cheaper than a mech, and probably as effective in the long run. Unfortunately, it is not meta to standby for titanfall.
Like November 28, 2025
Bright Brave
You have no clue the invisible bio Evangelion type weapon systems that have.
Like November 28, 2025
Shifter Burnside
none of it because not enough mone
Like November 28, 2025
Unibrew Press
I was put on this planet to sit on my ahh and play risk of rain 2, someone's got to do it, afterall.
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Bright Brave
Soon this world of wasteful pleasure will come to an end.
Like November 27, 2025
Dr. Oddeus Reiner
"Yo I wanna get the new dlc. Apparently the newest content is really good!"
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Unibrew Press
Do you ever stumble upon a piece of media so surreal you just consider it's creator non-human, like something only a 5th dimensional being could ever produce.
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Bright Brave
I always assume it's some kind of think tank.
Like November 25, 2025
PinkBow
Tch, kid…. In my sick and twisted reality…. We call that regular media… (smug cat emoji) (knife emoji)
Like November 25, 2025
Unibrew Press
I'm not ready for December, that's when all my short buddies have to go back to Santa's workshop to help build Xboxes...
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Bright Brave
The cycle has moved to Nintendos again.
Like November 24, 2025
Unibrew Press
Santa fabricated the myth that he doesn't exist so Nintendo doesn't sue him.
Like November 24, 2025
Vanil
The <5'7" filter. Still miss my homie. Hope Santa's treating him right.
Like November 24, 2025
Unibrew Press
Well it's better than working for Willy Wonka that's for sure
Like November 24, 2025
Vanil
I wouldn't worry about that. His days of willy wonking may be coming to an end real soon. He's in the list and repeatedly mentioned in the emails.
Like November 24, 2025
Brady Thunderfoot
I miss The pumpkin king already. Hoping he replaces santa again this year.
Like November 24, 2025
Shifter Burnside
you not short you average height
Like November 25, 2025
Unibrew Press
The North of England might be the most needlessly unhappy place on the planet. Legitimately the opposite of Disneyland up here, straight smog and rain 24/7. But atleast I'm not in arms reach of the F... View More
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Ramirez
Ugh, why did god made France🥀💔
Like November 21, 2025 Edited
Vanil
To show that the guillotine meta was an effective tool to counter the monarchy meta. Don't know now, but I'd say the strat worked in their favor.
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Ramirez
*Blows up a pumpkin*
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Shifter Burnside
uh
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