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Unibrew Press

Unibrew Press

Male. Lives in UNIBROOOOOOOOOWWWWWSSSS,  Ponyville,  Equestria. Born on January 18, 1900
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Earth Pony
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Unibrows brah. Grow one. Or don't. I ain't forcing you.
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How did jesters get hired? Did the king spot someone fall over on the street and go, 'Oh yeah, that's my guy'
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Bubblegum
jesters were usually well-educated and skilled performers; they were basically advisors, but allowed to openly criticize the ruling class to their faces c: kinda the role currently filled by high-profile comedians now, where they just go 'haha, isn't extremely apt and poignant observation about the ... View More
Like February 7, 2026
Vanil
Yeah. It takes smarts to play dumb professionally.
Like February 7, 2026
Unibrew Press
Not enough dissolved rats in Pepsi these days. #bringbackratpepsi
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Unibrew Press
Fish
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Bright Brave
Swordfish steaks.
Like January 12, 2026
Unibrew Press
When I'm slacking off in clown college and my professor asks me if I think this course is a joke
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Bright Brave
Paying money to read books. Smeh
Like January 6, 2026
Unibrew Press
Ah I'd love to draw but the finger-breaking goblin did what he does best and convinced me to go on a date with him, so I've really got no time for it.
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Vanil
Must be a really charming goblin
Like December 30, 2025
Unibrew Press
2026 doesn't sound as good to say, can we just have 2025²?
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Iridescent_Edge
No, because 2025^2 is 4100625.
Like December 28, 2025
Bright Brave
Onward to the future.
Like December 28, 2025
Shifter Burnside
two thousand twenty six two zero two six (11111101010)2
Like December 30, 2025
Zaylem
That way we'll have the 32 bit time problem a lot sooner than expected
Like December 30, 2025
Unibrew Press
shared a photo
He has your letters in his cloak. Why? Well, lack of skin be damned, he's COLD!
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Bright Brave
Sure is cool.
Like December 22, 2025
Pepper Snap
FINALLY my eyes have been blessed
Like December 22, 2025
Unibrew Press
I'm just saying, the reindeers get carrots, santa gets milk and cookies, what are the elves eating? Eachother? The toys? Are elves mutant bug people? Oh my god.
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Dr. Oddeus Reiner
They eat reindeer meat. I mean what do think happens when one of the Reindeer gets old? Dinner time.
Like December 20, 2025
Shifter Burnside
how am i supposed to know
Like December 20, 2025
Vanil
They eat normal people food, just smaller portions. The carrots are a treat for a flight well done, the milk and cookies are for R&R between houses. You need to lay off the real imrani rapscallion ghost nuggets, and have a second look at this.
Like December 20, 2025
Unibrew Press
BOOOOORING
Like December 20, 2025
Brady Thunderfoot
They eat reindeer. Why do you think santa has only 8?
Like December 20, 2025
Unibrew Press
Ultimate goal in life is legally changing my name to Krill Shrimpy
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Unibrew Press
Otherwise known as Krill Shrimpy the lobster mobster
Like December 16, 2025
Bright Brave
But can you fry rice ?
Like December 16, 2025
Nitroxus Soulspins
What about your middle name? That's the real question here.
Like December 16, 2025
Shifter Burnside
wha why
Like December 16, 2025
Unibrew Press
Imagine being in a trench during Christmas in ww1, you get sent a piece of bread that's been soiled during the mailing process, then you look to your side and your hb unboxes the first chocolate you'v... View More
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Shifter Burnside
i dunno
Like December 15, 2025
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Unibrew Press
It's not an 'ok' so I'll let it slide this time you little rascal
Like December 15, 2025
Shifter Burnside
quack
Like December 15, 2025
Shifter Burnside
dont let it slide
Like December 15, 2025
Kadai Montanya
My country helped create Geneva because we decided to throw over cans of food with grenades and violated the unspoken cease fire on Christmas because Canadians are something else when it comes to war. :( As long as it's not Canada throwing the food, you're good!
Like December 16, 2025 Edited
Nitroxus Soulspins
I'm sorry, yet I'm laughing at the idea that someone told about in WWII about something similar. That the "German Soldiers in the 40's." Once stole a care package of American Troops and one of them was a literal chocolate cake baked by a soldier's mom from a day ago. The cake, was still warm and moi... View More
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