Earth Pony
Unibrew Press
Male.
Lives in UNIBROOOOOOOOOWWWWWSSSS, Ponyville,
Equestria.
Born on January 18, 1900
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Unibrows brah. Grow one. Or don't. I ain't forcing you.
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Ourple changeling
Really tho, I have no name for these things but I wanted to do a whole 'parasitic worm' thing that WASN'T zombies...
These things begin their life cycle as small worms that latch o... View More
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I oughta experiment with this style more...
Said style demonstrated by whatever version of Doom Bringer this is ofcourse
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Help I keep changing shades of blue
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Green is the color of evil brah, zombies are green, but then again so are plants, and plants are pretty good at dealing with zombies as far as I'm aware
Why he ourple?
He's made of umm evil or something...Idk
Probably makes a gnarly grilled cheese though
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Mostly the latter but I guess it's both in a loose way...Listen, as long as you're fine with standing outside a big fancy building handing out leaflets, you'll get your damn grilled cheese
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July 13, 2025
"Stupid dumb-dumb outfit with the stupid little bird man face. Face man bird."
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July 14, 2025
The government's putting chemicals in the water? That's fine, I'm not an amphibian, I'll be okay
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I DONT LIKE EM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT *Funk music starts* TURNS THE FRIGGING FROGS GAY! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?! TURNS THE FRIGGING FROGS GAY! UNGH! UNGH! UNGH! CRAP!
I'm watching the Impractical jokers rn, they'll make Sal say a bad word as his punishment and then Murr's will be retrieving an ancient Babylonian artifact from a temple filled with rabid bears
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"Today, your punishment is you have to say your ABC's while in the Femur Breaker."
Is cheesemongering considered an art form? I mean, cheese is pretty good, to keep improving on that over the course of hundreds of years Is damn impressive if I'm frank with you
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They had to invent lactose intolerant people just to discredit it
"This is supposed to be an internship, not a classroom for yapping." He would grit his teeth.
"Now, please make me a coffee."
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July 10, 2025
Making cheese brah...
And I'm NOT about to make you a drink, tea or coffee, unless you get with EVEEEERYPONY else and learn your cheesemongering
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July 11, 2025
Norm would stare, eyes squinted in both confusion and astonishment.
"First of all, we ARE everypony left. I'm the only pediatrician and primary care doctor for MILES. " He would stand, about to yell at Unibrew. However, he would simply rub his eyes and sigh,
"....Son, do I look like an artist? H... View More
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July 11, 2025
You look like you SPREAD diseases as opposed to treating them, are you being quarantined or something?
And that's a HEUUUGE lie, everypony finds cheese enjoyable and satisfying, cheese is literally an anagram of 'joy' brah, it's proven scientifically
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July 11, 2025
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