Friendship Letters

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What's the absolute best way to get rid of loose wing feathers?

Dear Celestia, I'm planning on finally being very useful in Equestria. I'm going to help anypony I can, hoping to go on adventures making sure to do my best to make every pony happy, smile, and learn friendship.

Dear Celestia, I've been really scared about some of my dreams lately. I fear the strength, anger, and emotions will overtake me. I feel so scared, this dream I've had showed me attacking a black coated pony while shopping, the dream ended with me looking over a corpse.....

Dear Celestia, for a while I've thought for years that I've been the wrong gender and I only hope to someday become a female, and soon that may happen. I hope you and other ponies accept me for being transgender.

I now Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping bombs on disgusting tanks. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking stupid but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me y...

that I still don't like winter but I found a way to avoid winter.

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Do not drink milk out of the jug you freaking barbarians that's how sickness is spread around.

Been playing a lot of Elder Scrolls Oblivion. I'm mostly exploring and adding everything to the map. First time trying out a hand to hand character also, there is something so satisfying about about the stuns knocking anyone down. I might also go add everything to the map for Shivering Isles also. Just the biggest problem to this is not getting much magic items. Also wondering if there is hidden skills to search for to add to Hand to Hand. Oh well Grogle will punch everything and punch it well...

Names: Maxh D'Aldebaran Last Name: Scratch "Alternative Universe" Age: 30 ...