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by on January 7, 2018
#SaveTheBees According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll ...
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by on January 7, 2018
//I wanna thank the people that have put in the effort to interact with my OC, Emery. I know I haven't taken the initiative to start any long-term RP, but even the short RP interactions are nice. As a character, Emery is frustrating. They're designed to be that way. Yet some of you still try to include them, and you send RP requests and starters. I can honestly say that I haven't had a better experience on an MLP site or message board, which is weird because I'm just as frustrating as Emery....
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by on January 6, 2018
Dear Princesses of Equestria I don't know you ladies have this type of dilemma in your house hold, but do you have those days where you are just going about with your normal routine and then suddenly one of your family walks in and start bugging the crap out of you to the point that you start thinking to yourself "if they don't stop soon, I'M GOING TO BEAT IN THEIR FACE"? sincerely your royal guard in training, Honor Scroll
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by on January 6, 2018
//I'm not a very good writer, but I wanted to do a bit of prose. This is an excerpt from Emery's Journal. It was torn out and crumpled up. It was probably left near the library.// _____ Date: December 29, 2017 ...
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by on January 6, 2018
So Starlight is crap. She's a crap character, crap design, crap everything. Literally absolute garbage. I just hold on to her for nostalgia's sake because that character had a reputation with my group of friends back on Ponysquare (shouts out to Nebula Gaze, Phoenix Genevieve, my wife Strobe). Shitty cringy RP mixed in with toxic personalities and a lot of free time meant that we had so much fun that it was criminal. Almost literally, I was banned for 'trolling'. In the end, Starlight wa...
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by on January 6, 2018
Ingot is a hardworking blacksmith from Baltimare. She had lived with her parents in Fillydelphia until she was 17. She moved to Baltimare to get closer to the ocean. She had always been very intrested in the ocean but never had the chance to travel. So she set up shop in horseshoe bay to watch the ships and to listen to the ocean. ...
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by on January 6, 2018
If cookies come in tins, why don't pies come in boxes?
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by on January 5, 2018
[size=1]// psa, so this is part of an anthology series I wanna write about Aurelia Dawn, as I tell the tale of her finally coming into her own. She has her cutie mark, and knows what she likes and what she's good at, but that doesn't mean everything magically works out. it'll likely contain bits of backstory, and some of my own exploration into pony culture and what not. if you can't guess by this, Aurelia and her family have a bit of a star theme going on, so expect the theme of stars, home...
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by on January 5, 2018
So after having done a bit of profile editing myself and seeing how it doesn't really seem to be a common thing to do, I figured I'd give it a shot and make a blog detailing a few of the codes currently at our disposal. I know it isn't crazy difficult once you get a basic understanding of how they work - and I'm sure there are a lot of you already familiar with how to use them - but I wanted to compile them here for everyone to see regardless as I know there are probably some people out there lo...
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by on January 3, 2018
"Dear Princess Luna, I have been continuing to have these terrible and very disturbing nightmares, I will not go into detail for your shake, but they keep continuing to get worse. I don't know what I should do, can you please help me wonder how to stop these if possible?" (P.S this can go to any Luna)
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by on January 3, 2018
//This is an OOC post Are you ever frustrated with yourself over having cliché tastes? Like, whenever someone asks you what your favorite x is, your reply is just the most popular one? Because I am. When people ask me what my favorite Star Wars movie is, I hate that I reply "Empire". When people ask me who my favorite Star Wars character is, I hate that I reply "Darth Vader". ...
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by on January 1, 2018
When you cry so much, it makes you realize that breathing is hard. All it takes is a beautiful fake smile to hide an injured soul and they will never notice how broken you really are! Depression is like a war. You either win or die trying. ...
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