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by on July 16, 2018
I have, what some may call, a sick sense of humour. This isn’t a new development; I’ve been this way for as long as I can remember. It does lead to some genuinely funny moments, though, and I was recently reminded of something that happened a long time ago. I was around 11 or 12, and it was around the time that I was leaving the house during the day and hanging out with friends, without any adult supervision. We’d walk down to stores and get ludicrous amounts of candy, sugary drinks; that...
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by on July 14, 2018
WARNING: Downloading this archive can use a lot of bandwidth, especially if you're doing a recursive download. If you have a data cap on your internet, it's recommended to not download this shit. Step 1. Download VisualWget from Sourceforge. https://sourceforge.net/projects/visualwget/ Step 2. Install and run. ...
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by on July 13, 2018
Please tell your sister to stop trying to act as if she isn't receiving my letters when I'm paying extra for them to be delivered specifically to her desk. Deliberately. We both know I'm just saying some things she probably doesn't want to deal with right now, but due to her insistence in not taking care of resolving this issue I have developed a fascination in watching her squirm. ...
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by on July 10, 2018
Oh how I feel for the snow white swan As her heart beats in three different ways And her head cluttered with fantasies That throw her to such a daze ...
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by on July 9, 2018
Come now you human child Dive into the deep blue wild There is so much more for you to find So leave your life on land behind Go deep beneath the waves ...
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by on July 8, 2018
Welp i have some amazing news for you my step sisters im now married and im..uh.. im also pregnant thanks to veer who i dearly love i now need to plan the wedding and see who can help me
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by on July 7, 2018
Today I learned that jokes aren't harmless no matter how well I interpet them while some like other things while they are harmless and others are seemingly to be harmless.. okay i lost my traine of thought so instead containe within this letter is a pie i baked you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=117cvxDOl7M ...
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by on July 3, 2018
Hi I'm Ruby, previously Jingles. The bitcoin investor. I've been banned 4 times and wanted to write a professional on guide on what to do if you are banned. Well congrats, if you're reading this you're probably not banned. But what if you accidentally post porn on the site or tell someone you hate them in hateful way? Well it starts with being locked out of the site. Then you will get a very "personal" email from one of the staff members telling you how much you suck. At this point you ca...
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by on June 27, 2018
What a lonely little night To which the wind shall blow my velvet curtain I will hear the spirits moaning Into which I am uncertain ...
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by on June 24, 2018
These songs slap, you're welcome. Til the Casket Drops - ZZ Ward Last Love Song - ZZ Ward 365 Days - ZZ Ward ...
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by on June 23, 2018
https://missylibra.deviantart.com/art/MLP-adopts-751159122 https://missylibra.deviantart.com/art/MLP-adopts-751159122 https://missylibra.deviantart.com/art/MLP-adopts-751159122 ...
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by on June 22, 2018
Libra's parents fell in love when they were both still pretty young, but they kept it a secret knowing how it would be seen by others. At night they would meet outside the city of Manehatten on the property her father's family owned when everyone was asleep. This secret love affair lasted until it became apparent that the woman was with child, which they had previously not believed was possible. Forced to come clean about their affections for another, they decided to get married. Her mother's fa...
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by on June 20, 2018
Imperial Intelligence files on Agent 2458 I am too lazy rn to put everything from the Google Doc onto here, so I'll just link it: https://docs.google.com/document/d/18kmUkWuaeCTGTDNuvTxCnFtw9xpaOJigkzSOTTrIgBk/edit?usp=sharing ...
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by on June 20, 2018
Libra turns toward the camera, a smile on her face as she looks into the lens. Clearing her throat, she collects herself before opening her mouth. "Hello, I'm Libra Rosewood. I am a twenty-three year old unikitty who is rather new to this wonderful place." Her voice is soft and sweet, dripping off of her lips like honey from the comb. She takes a deep breath, tucking a few strands of unruly hair behind her ears before continuing. ...
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by on June 17, 2018
I don't know what happened to my parents i know that i was two when they died but at least i know who i am goddess of the darkness and light in each mind not matter how split it might be the rarest of them are the ones who are both. I'm searching for ponies or whoever wants to be under my protection and who will like to live in my castel and have thee most wonderful life .. i'm pretty lonely down there X3 but for whoever does want to my castel is the most beautifulest of them all even if it is u...
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by on June 16, 2018
Glitter Brightstar was born in Canterlot and used to go by Sunset Brightstar until it was legally changed by her parents, Glitter Brightstar was a very hyper little filly and often got into a lot of trouble until her parents decided to homeschool her, they wanted Glitter Brightstar to be a very brilliant mare when she grew up, sadly for them fate had other plans,when Glitter Brightstar observed a bunch of youngs fillies and colts playing tag, she was suddenly struck with inspiration and deci...
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by on June 14, 2018
Well, here goes. I haven't found you yet, and you haven't found me yet. We're just two entities living separate lives from one another. I would like to say that I will never take you for granted, ever. You'll enjoy, maybe not, hearing me talk about my space addiction, as well as my fascination with the Sun and the Moon. I hope that you'll be able to stand it when my horn decides to make a solar eclipse or a lunar eclipse. Sincerely, your friend Eclipsed Shadow.
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by on June 11, 2018
https://toyhou.se/1361547.02-big-talk - $5 https://toyhou.se/1818566.02-unnamed - $7 ...
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by on June 11, 2018
why stay, why leave and why care Why people and why do they stay, and why do you care? They are gone like the Autume wind and they come like the spring time bloosems, yet people care weather they stay or leave; to me i've grown accuostom to peoples commings and goings, like the weather i don't care if people come or people go just as long as they bring the rain back then I am good.
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by on June 9, 2018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pp0kdfFzM0 I thought I'd just make a statement on how Bronies are sometimes regarded as weird or unsuccessful people, But yet all you have to do is look at some of the things Gabe has accomplished and that is blown out of the water. That is why we can always stand strong, Cause we know that what everyone else says is to just put us down.
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