Friendship Letters

His hair, wack His gear, wack His jewelry, wack His foot-stance, wack The way that he talks, wack ...

Dear princess celestia, Yesterday I went and got some fish from a nearby pet store to keep me company in my room... however the next morning, I found they had went to fish heaven... I thought I had set the aquarium up ok for them, but I ended up messing up. I didn't wash the gravel before I put it in and I didn't wait the full amount of time before adding the fish... not to mention i added the chemicals to help the water be safe after I put them in, which pretty much poisoned them... but now I'...

I have known this for a long time, but I felt the need to share it with you. PUNS ARE FUN. I can turn words into other words that are completely related or unrelated to the subject matter, and it's funny quite often. The End

I have, what some may call, a sick sense of humour. This isn’t a new development; I’ve been this way for as long as I can remember. It does lead to some genuinely funny moments, though, and I was recently reminded of something that happened a long time ago. I was around 11 or 12, and it was around the time that I was leaving the house during the day and hanging out with friends, without any adult supervision. We’d walk down to stores and get ludicrous amounts of candy, sugary drinks; that...

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Please tell your sister to stop trying to act as if she isn't receiving my letters when I'm paying extra for them to be delivered specifically to her desk. Deliberately. We both know I'm just saying some things she probably doesn't want to deal with right now, but due to her insistence in not taking care of resolving this issue I have developed a fascination in watching her squirm. ...

Oh how I feel for the snow white swan As her heart beats in three different ways And her head cluttered with fantasies That throw her to such a daze ...

Come now you human child Dive into the deep blue wild There is so much more for you to find So leave your life on land behind Go deep beneath the waves ...

Welp i have some amazing news for you my step sisters im now married and im..uh.. im also pregnant thanks to veer who i dearly love i now need to plan the wedding and see who can help me

Today I learned that jokes aren't harmless no matter how well I interpet them while some like other things while they are harmless and others are seemingly to be harmless.. okay i lost my traine of thought so instead containe within this letter is a pie i baked you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=117cvxDOl7M ...

Hi I'm Ruby, previously Jingles. The bitcoin investor. I've been banned 4 times and wanted to write a professional on guide on what to do if you are banned. Well congrats, if you're reading this you're probably not banned. But what if you accidentally post porn on the site or tell someone you hate them in hateful way? Well it starts with being locked out of the site. Then you will get a very "personal" email from one of the staff members telling you how much you suck. At this point you ca...

What a lonely little night To which the wind shall blow my velvet curtain I will hear the spirits moaning Into which I am uncertain ...

These songs slap, you're welcome. Til the Casket Drops - ZZ Ward Last Love Song - ZZ Ward 365 Days - ZZ Ward ...

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Libra's parents fell in love when they were both still pretty young, but they kept it a secret knowing how it would be seen by others. At night they would meet outside the city of Manehatten on the property her father's family owned when everyone was asleep. This secret love affair lasted until it became apparent that the woman was with child, which they had previously not believed was possible. Forced to come clean about their affections for another, they decided to get married. Her mother's fa...

Libra turns toward the camera, a smile on her face as she looks into the lens. Clearing her throat, she collects herself before opening her mouth. "Hello, I'm Libra Rosewood. I am a twenty-three year old unikitty who is rather new to this wonderful place." Her voice is soft and sweet, dripping off of her lips like honey from the comb. She takes a deep breath, tucking a few strands of unruly hair behind her ears before continuing. ...

I don't know what happened to my parents i know that i was two when they died but at least i know who i am goddess of the darkness and light in each mind not matter how split it might be the rarest of them are the ones who are both. I'm searching for ponies or whoever wants to be under my protection and who will like to live in my castel and have thee most wonderful life .. i'm pretty lonely down there X3 but for whoever does want to my castel is the most beautifulest of them all even if it is u...

Well, here goes. I haven't found you yet, and you haven't found me yet. We're just two entities living separate lives from one another. I would like to say that I will never take you for granted, ever. You'll enjoy, maybe not, hearing me talk about my space addiction, as well as my fascination with the Sun and the Moon. I hope that you'll be able to stand it when my horn decides to make a solar eclipse or a lunar eclipse. Sincerely, your friend Eclipsed Shadow.