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Chelsea Hooves
Female.
Lives in West Canterlot, Canterlot,
Equestria.
Born on August 11, 2002
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Wym I just got a CA achievement calling me a poser :weary:
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Eliana Montanya
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April 23, 2026
Chelsea Hooves
This is a CRIME!! Mods mods mods
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April 23, 2026
Pizzamovies
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April 23, 2026
Chase
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April 23, 2026
Chelsea Hooves
NOOOOOO WHY AM I GETTING DUNKED ON!!
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April 23, 2026
Silent V Dusk
( Yeah. Sorry, bud, but there's no getting you out of this situation. Best of luck. )
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April 23, 2026
Chase
Its not malice. Its obligation.
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April 23, 2026
Chelsea Hooves
I’m not a poser I’m a laaarrpeeerrr fades away
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April 23, 2026
You’re a Chelsea glazer. You’re straight up chelsmaxxing. You’re a chelpilled chelcel choid. You think Chelsea is so so cool and also awesome and you’re gonna invest in her meme coin and buy her vapes... View More
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Was... this supposed to work on me? *Grabs the hypnotic circle and breaks it in half* Yeah no, I've been down that road before.
Chelsea’s eyes widened at the sudden snapping of her hypnotic image. Given that it was more of a concept, Stickman’s ability to render it as a tangible object in their direct plan of existence was not something Chelsea saw everyday.
“That uh, did you just physically realize a theoretical structure... View More
Yes, I did, and no, do not question it further. I hang around with Smg4 for a living.
"Number one, I don't understand what ANY of those words mean, number two, I don't do whatever this "vape" thing is. And whatever "glazing" is, just sounds weird. I'm gonna need an explanation." Is Nightlys response to all the words she doesn't understand. Choid? Meme coin? She's unfamiliar.
I’m bored at work :3 ask me questions, say something nice, say something…. Mean? :face_with_raised_eyebrow: ladies choice, test out the dice roll mechanic idk :0
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Party tricks galore! Knife throwing, juggling, sword swallowing, there is nothing Pandora's Unboxing can't achieve!
( Will you be present for THE EVENT that is totally real and not just some dumb joke? )
( Whatever you say, my friend. But you’ll have to go through a hot dog eating contest if you wish to join their ranks. )
I didn’t spend 5 years at Glizzworth’s Academy for Shaboing-Banging for nothing
The audacity of this mare to incite ridicule and criticism at this hour of the day.
[ Sounds about right. ]
( Hey! Come back here, you pizza-loving b(BEEP)! * Proceeds to chase after him * )
Excellent work everyone, this post did genuine numbers and damaged the lives of several working class ponies
( The stupidity and trauma quota has been met. Let's get outta here * Books it *. )
*Chelsea smoke a very large and undeserved cigar* that’s just the way it is boys, hah cha-cha
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April 23, 2026
They added Chelsea to the battle pass guys I’m freaking out
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@grok please my son is asleep in the other room please just go away I have a family please
@grok Shh! My husband is asleep, I told you we can't keep seeing each other like this.. okay.. just one lil smooch!
@grok dormant lesbians keep breaking in to my apartment - what do I do
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April 21, 2026
Ah ah!! I forgot about that, everybody scram you didn’t see this >:V
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April 21, 2026
Right, and they added me and Jewel to smash bros.
I won’t lie to you, I would fire up my copy of smash rn if that was true
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April 21, 2026
[Chelsea starts vagueposting about you online.]
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“She suuuuuuuuuucks and keeps changing the address on my horseflix account so it won’t log her out, but then it logs ME out. Ugh.”
Damn, I should've not gave Mr. Puzzles those memes...
Speaking of Mr puzzles, my apartment has been carved in to several very large puzzle pieces and I suspect he might be responsible
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April 16, 2026
*she would walk up to the computer then poke it with her hoof instantly Blue Screening it * Do that again and your next...
Silent just stared at the screen for a moment before turning toward Chelsea with narrowed eyes.
" What did I do to you? Seriously, I haven't even said so much as a hello to you before. Just... Why? "
Chelsea sighed, shaking her head solemnly. “You know why..” She mumbled, motioning to the rest of her room wherein all the furniture had been turned upside down.
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April 16, 2026
Chelsea rips your geek bar until she can taste the coil :thumbsup:
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she sighed "then I guess mint gum ice is a flavor you cant handle all to well?" she said as she went to go charge her shii
“No, not at all. Green grape ice tho? That’s my shihh” Chelsea remarked as she scrolled through your phone.
misty nodded "that's a good one too! my personal fave is gummy bear ice- orr blue razz"
“Noooo! That was my only Ghost Pepper infused vape!!”Autumn wailed! “It was a special order!”
Chelsea’s horn flutters in and out of functionality, one moment levitating globs of milk from the rug only to drop it in a tremendous splatter just next to Autumn’s empty carton the next. The promise of a great deal on rugs seemed to revitalize her however. “I-in Pantone 15-1530 TPX P-peach Pink..?”... View More
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April 14, 2026
"L-Let me check my catalogue!" Autumn cries out, frantically pulling out the book and flopping it down on the floor. "Wait.. No! NO!!" She cries as the milk soaks the book, sobbing as she tries to turn the pages- only for the frail paper to rip and drip milk. "M-Maybe!?"
Chelsea could no longer reply, no flopping uselessly like a fish in a small puddle.
A small puddle of milk of course.
She then herself seemed to be soaked through with milk, much like a paper towel. Very immaterial of her I know, oh well.
That’s not mine I found that on the ground and took it bc I wanna harvest the battery inside
Wrong, we’re in one of those town where they sent all their homeless to Nevada
Pinkbow has been imprisoned for her crimes, it’s just me now guys
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no I’m just being silly :sob: they just haven’t been active in a while
Wait, they have been placed in prison? For what crimes? Wait, are their crimes worst than mines?
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April 8, 2026
If you're referring that green puke stain as Mario, I take offense to that. For I am not a fat overweigh dumb plumber wannabe. I'm a genius. No longer bound to the mortal realm. If anything, I'm a demigod of chaotic evil.
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April 8, 2026
William Krafton (he’s made out of cheese)
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I love it I love it but also, how do you feel about “I always come Mac!”
“Relax, poid” Chelsea scoffed. “I’ve been farming HoofDonald’s points off the receipts I find in the bin for like a year, we’re eating for free tonight.” She smirked, astoundingly satisfied with herse... View More
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