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Absinthe Noir

Female. Lives in Mina’s Basement,  Canterlot,  Equestria. Born on October 7, 1998
Race
Earth Pony
Roleplay Universe
Cannon please ♥
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Cute ponies
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Absinthe Noir
Y’all know how they say like gay people can’t drive? I’m here to tell you that is correct :) Bc my gay ass just got in an accident :)
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Alexander ‘Crow’ Kingston
All parties involved okay?
Absinthe Noir
We’re all gucci thank you :)
Alexander ‘Crow’ Kingston
Glad to hear. Sorry it happened, it’s scary business, but at least everyone’s okay! Look after yourself.
Aubade
Driving while gay SMH
Absinthe Noir
I SHOULDVE KNOWN BETTER
Dally
I've never heard that gay people are bad drivers but that explains my heinous driving skills I'm glad you're alright!
Absinthe Noir
Bro how could you NOT know it’s in the gay handbook
Absinthe Noir
Bro my anxiety is chronic but my ass is iconic (。-_-。)
Commander Wyatt Ryder
For a second I thought that said ironic and I had so many questions
Absinthe Noir
It is what it is
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Is it iconic in a Freddie Mercury or Gary Glitter way though?
Absinthe Noir
Who the fuck is Gary Glitter
Absinthe Noir
Good morning! It is a good day to eat hot chip and be gay :)
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Pride
That farthest left pic ♥
Absinthe Noir
A personal attack :0
Absinthe Noir
Thanks for being a dad today, and today only
Ice Wisp
Welcome
Beau Sneer
I have no idea what message this is supposed to be sending
Absinthe Noir
It’s Father’s Day kfndnenehd
Beau Sneer
Oh dammit I thought this had a hidden deep message in it
Absinthe Noir
!!!!!!!!!!
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wait I'm a dad... Oh SHIT I LEFT THE BABY IN THE CAR
Absinthe Noir
GO GET HIM!!!!!!
Commander Wyatt Ryder
YES MA’AM
Absinthe Noir
Stay inside and wash your fucking hands
Absinthe Noir
Welcome to Aerobics, with Absinthe Noir :)
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Medicine BALLS
Absinthe Noir
The official aesthetic is Bastardcore :)
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Hymn
Nahnahnah, current aesthetic is listening to Spooky Scary Skeletons even tho it’s not spooky season
Absinthe Noir
Always spooky szn
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