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Amethyst the Hippogriff

Female. Lives in Ponyville,  Equestria. Born on May 5
Hippogriff (Pony Griffon Hybrid)
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Amethyst the Hippogriff
Unwritten rules of CA#1 :If you are found guilty of tossing anything perceived as good food the other users will then eat you! EAT YO FOOD!
Green Leaf
Can confirm this is a multiversal law. If I find somepony doing it then they get to spend an hour in the void between universes to think about what they've done.
Daddy Cambia
That's because we're all starving goblins with only an ethernet cable and a dream as company
Ephemeria Spring
Don't throw your pineapple pizzas!
Amethyst the Hippogriff
"Well. It that time of year again! It's time for spring preening!" Amethyst then flops down on an oversized pillow and begins meticulously nibbling every feather and plucking the less desirable ones.
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Amethyst the Hippogriff
Amethyst decides that today she will test fate. She waits for Seir to walk by and just flops... right on him. How strong is an imp? She must know. Will he yeet her across the road or become a angry pa...View More
Seir was peacefully making his way back from the market when he was suddenly crushed by a great weight. The milk carton he had on him exploded, the eggs crushed and the bananas squashed. Seir screamed "Ametheeeeeeeeeeeyst!!!!" at the top of his lungs.
"Wow it's 2019 and we're assaulting the demons this time around." she says as she eats cheez-its, watching.
Liath "Lyle" Machs
"This is fine." He says as he sits with her, taking some cheez-its. "Is this what ponies mean when they talk about battling demons?"
"Not how it works for me but damn if this ain't entertaining to watch?" she shrugs.
Liath "Lyle" Machs
He nods and munches. "Right you are, Ken."
Amethyst the Hippogriff
While she hadn't intended to ruin his groceries she couldn't help but go into a laughing fit as the demon squirmed around beneath her. This was actually a worse scenario him... because as it turns out, if you get here laughing hard enough Amethyst looses all motor function. She literally became a ca...View More
The gryphon sneakily snuck his way toward the hippogriff. Lashing tail kept still as he stalked through the relatively trimmed grass. Without warning, the hippogriff could feel the touch of the primar...View More
Amethyst the Hippogriff
As she had been napping, she'd failed to hear the approach of her assailant. The bush of the wing and the hum of his voice in her ear left her momentarily frozen. As soon as the griffon dashed off Amethyst came to her complete senses. She rolled to her feet attempting to discern his direction. "Th...View More
The shrubbery she was searching thru was incorrect. "You chose, poorly," came the proclamation from the shrubbery next to her as it rustled with movement and out launched a gryphon. He gave her flank a playful swat with a wing. He was an honorable tagger, however, and kept himself on the ground givi...View More
Amethyst the Hippogriff
Amethyst poured a 50lb sack of goldfish crackers into a kiddy pool. She then jumped is and proceeds to.. PUNCH THEM INTO A CHEESY PULP! "NOBODY LIKES YOU! Ten outta' ten... worst snack ever!"
Celtic Cross
Celtic runs to the side of the pool and quickly fills his mouth with golden deliciousness.
Amethyst the Hippogriff
"No! Don't enjoy them! They're awful!" She was disgusted by this display and so decided to shower Celtic in fish particles.
Celtic Cross
"MRFFFNOMPH!!" Celtic protested the shower and ran away, having had his fill.
Dream does this too, stuffing her fat face in with the ghetto cheez-its. But on the other side.
Amethyst the Hippogriff
Amethyst frantically shovels fish bits at Dream trying to shoo her away.
Ephemeria Spring
Ephee stares at the scene with eyes wide open. Not again...
Amethyst the Hippogriff
Amethyst squinted at Ephee's judgment. "YOU DON'T KNOW ME!" She attempted to shower the peach pone with fish bits as well.
Ephemeria Spring
She moves her head around to catch some of the bits in her mouth. Hungry. Anything was edible at the moment.
Amethyst the Hippogriff
Amethyst huffed.. clearly these ponies have no taste... it's a miracle she didn't see them trying to eat plastic.
Ice Wisp
"N-no...the fishies.. "
Amethyst the Hippogriff
Amethyst stomps around the flaky shards of the once smiling snacks escaping the tub. Pigeons began gathering like vultures in the nearby trees.
"WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!?" she screeches as she witnesses the scene. "EVERYONE KNOW THE COOKIES AND CREAM ONES ARE THE BEST!"
Amethyst the Hippogriff
Amethyst stopped immediately. "They come in DIFFERENT FLAVORS!?" She jumps out of the pool and rushes over to Abby. "Abby! Where do I acquire the goldfish rainbow!?" She definitely doesn't intend to add them to the pool of death.
"Amazon." she nods. "Prime two day shipping too."
Amethyst the Hippogriff
"Whats is 'Amazon"?" Dose Abby dare open this gateway for glitterhorse?
"You can order things online and they get delivered to you." she nods. "It's the ultimate form of laziness. And free returns if you don't like it." oh NO.
"They're much more enjoyable when you bite their heads off." Nitro said, and then proceeded to do so.
Amethyst the Hippogriff
Silver Shield
"Amethyst...are you doing all right?" Silver asks with concern.
Amethyst the Hippogriff
"You don't understand! Goldfish are like the pidgeons of the cracker world! Thay make a mess everywhere and the only ponies who like them are weirdos who live in the park!"
Silver Shield
Silver truly does not understand, he continues to look concerned and confused!
Pinkie Pie (Werepony)
Amethyst the Hippogriff
Cheddar Cheese
Amethyst the Hippogriff
Amethyst had found a way into the royal this moment she was dipping her claws into the pond and grabbing at the many fish swimming amongst the carefully tended aquatic gardening. "Commer' ...View More
Abby is glad she isn't punching them.
Amethyst the Hippogriff
Amethyst punched Abby! Right in the flank!
Morty had grabbed a few fish with his net dropping them into a portal he had opened. Closing it quickly as to not alarm anyone to his own plans.
Amethyst the Hippogriff
This day Amethyst returned all 100 boops in her boop box!
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Basalt Alltrades
// pleb, hit 200, then we'll talk
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