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Absinthe Noir

Female. Lives in Mina’s Basement,  Canterlot,  Equestria. Born on October 7, 1998
Race
Earth Pony
Roleplay Availability
OPEN
Roleplay Universe
Cannon please ♥
Roleplay Type
Narrative
User Achievements
39 Likes
Ponies
16 Likes
Entertainment » Fictional Character
Cute ponies
108 Members
Ponies
Absinthe Noir
Pank talking abt WolfBane: I call him my love ♡ Me talking abt : I call her fuck face and bitch baby...
5 people like this.
Flash Wilson
How sweet!
Like February 27, 2020
Absinthe Noir
I...do not how to...love
Like February 27, 2020
Absinthe Noir
The only useful piece of information I can provide you all with is that bologna can stick to walls
3 people like this.
Dream Vezpyre
What the fuck is Bologna though?
Like February 27, 2020
Ice Wisp
Me
Like February 27, 2020
Dream Vezpyre
Ohh. I'd eat Bologna any day of the week.
Like February 27, 2020 Edited
Absinthe Noir
Flat hot dog but cold
Like February 27, 2020
DJ Bron3
Im impressed of the real life skill you got there, cheater
Like February 27, 2020
Absinthe Noir
I’m sorry but if you never slapped a piece of flat hot dog on the wall as a kid, then you had no child hood
Like February 27, 2020
Chiller Sway
I feel stupid that I just understood what this post was supposed to mean
Like February 27, 2020
Absinthe Noir
:)
Like February 27, 2020
Absinthe Noir
WAIT WHAT DID YOU THINK IT MEANT
Like February 27, 2020
Chiller Sway
I thought it was another "lol bologna" post
Like February 27, 2020
Crann Taca
very interesting
Like February 27, 2020
Absinthe Noir
Not to be political or anything but what the FUCK is bologna?
6 people like this.
Hymn
Is ver good
Like February 25, 2020
Absinthe Noir
It is not :eyes:
Like February 25, 2020
Hymn
It is to me, I like it 👀
Like February 25, 2020
Silver Night
Bologna doesn't exist.
Like February 25, 2020
Silver Night
You can't prove that, just like you can't prove bologna is real
Like February 25, 2020
Absinthe Noir
:eyes:
Like February 25, 2020
Ephemeria Spring
food, also a city
Like February 25, 2020
Carmen Gumshoe
it’s good, stfu
Like February 25, 2020
Absinthe Noir
STOP NASTY BITCH
Like February 25, 2020
Absinthe Noir
Minute Men and Avalon High SAVED Disney Channel, I will NOT be taking any objections
3 people like this.
Flam
Disney channel was never saved. It was always trash to begin with. Except phineas and ferb and gravity falls. Those are the only exceptions.
Like February 24, 2020
Absinthe Noir
:eyes:
Like February 24, 2020
Polo Fastter
let not forget star wars and how it got kick down a hill
Like February 24, 2020
Apex Mist
Minute Men.. You mean that old Disney movie about the 2 guys and girl that time travel in high school? That movie was good shit.
Like February 24, 2020
Absinthe Noir
IT WAS THREE GUYS WHO TIME TRAVELED AND THE GIRL STAYED BEHIND AND MANAGED THE MACHINE GOLLY
Like February 24, 2020
Polo Fastter
is this back to the future plot I see?
Like February 24, 2020
Absinthe Noir
STOP
Like February 24, 2020
Absinthe Noir
Pardon the FUCK Base by FrostyBases on DA
9 people like this.
Astral Hunter
That looks pretty good.
Like February 22, 2020
Stormfront
Why tho
Like February 22, 2020
Absinthe Noir
Bc...I can?
Like February 23, 2020
Absinthe Noir
Mr. Meaty was a turning point in television history. Hi, I’m Absinthe Noir and in this essay I will
3 people like this.
Biohazard
Who is Mr. Meaty?
Like February 22, 2020
Absinthe Noir
OH! OHO HO HO! OH HOHOHOHO! OH YOU SWEET SUMMER CHILD!
Like February 22, 2020
Absinthe Noir
KK Slider has a cover album on Spotify. That is all.
3 people like this.
Crow
thanks mom
Like February 19, 2020
VidsThePrince
HI HI! ITS BEEN SO LONG!!!
Like February 19, 2020
Absinthe Noir
Absinthe Noir
Controversial book opinions
1 person liked this.
Lula Vieve
The How to Train Your Dragon Books(? I only read the first one) were worse than the movies
Like February 15, 2020
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Lula Vieve
I also do judge books by their covers. If their cover isn't interesting or doesn't draw my eye 9/10 I won't even pick it up.
Like February 15, 2020
Lula Vieve
I ALSO dog ear pages
Like February 15, 2020
Lula Vieve
Seekers was a VERY weak story compared to Warriors. I couldn't get through the first book
Like February 15, 2020
Pride
Brave New World is boring
Like February 15, 2020
PinkBow
For warrior cats fans: Spottedleaf doesn’t deserve all the hate she’s gotten over the years. Bluestar arguably did so much worse shit when she was alive, that fans gloss over because tragic backstory. Spottedleaf deserves better, and people should feel sad she died so tragically young. I’d say tha... View More
Like February 15, 2020
Lula Vieve
Spottedleaf is A GOD DAMN BABE I LOVE HER SHE REALLY DID DESERVE BETTER. God I agree with all of these.
Like February 15, 2020
PinkBow
THANK YOU FOR SEEING THE LIGHT 😭#SpottedleafDeservesBetterParty!! She did NOT dedicate years of trying to help Firestar’s family (even if some attempts were misguided) to die AGAIN. Are u KIDDING ME!!
Like February 15, 2020
Flam
Harry potter is a poorly written book.
Like February 15, 2020
Absinthe Noir
And J K Rowling is a bad person, oops
Like February 15, 2020
Absinthe Noir
I need ponies to make valentines for :( plz line up thank you <3
3 people like this.
Carmen Gumshoe
blease
Like February 9, 2020
Absinthe Noir
Ofc bc ily
Like February 9, 2020
Apex Mist
I'll make yours my lock screen
Like February 9, 2020
Absinthe Noir
COOL THAYS SO CUTE
Like February 9, 2020
Dragonfly
Please.
Like February 9, 2020
Spirit Weaver
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Like February 9, 2020
Absinthe Noir
FLAVOR
Like February 9, 2020
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