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Strawberry "Berry" Cream

Female. Lives in  Manehattan,  Equestria. Born on September 22, 1998
Race
Unicorn.
Roleplay Universe
Canon/Adapted Canon
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Berry's Smoothies
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Local Business or Place » Restaurant/Cafe
Cute ponies
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Strawberry "Berry" Cream
i hate how my brain works in the way that i can’t play multiple characters at once, i have to play one character while the last song i listened to’s effect still is doing something for me rp. with m...View More
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Trip Wire
I was just about to make another rp beggar post, instead I'm going to make it your problem exclusively
Strawberry "Berry" Cream
i was hoping you’d interact so i pulled a gatsby
Trip Wire
...damn it! I've been played by the system. Works every time... :weary:
Hawk
Well if you insist. But have fun trying to find my non-existent wallet in the meantime!
Strawberry "Berry" Cream
she takes blood donations
Hawk
What will she do with it?
Spirit Weaver
She single?
Strawberry "Berry" Cream
no but she has no morals and eats cytoplasm
Spirit Weaver
What the fuck is cytoplasm let me Google that
Spirit Weaver
Hey what the fuck
Ephemeria Spring
i dare you to reply to Blue
Strawberry "Berry" Cream
do you believe me when I say that I’ve gone so long having only one rp on this girl that i totally forgot about blue incoming
Strawberry "Berry" Cream
today i did a fun friendship test and told my friend that my canon voice for Trip Wire is jerma (:
Strawberry "Berry" Cream
so i’m looking for a new friend
Spirit Weaver
me :)
Hawk
I 100% support this
Strawberry "Berry" Cream
it came as a shocking revelation when i heard the meat grinder clip
Strawberry "Berry" Cream
headcanon time: Berry believes Trip Wire is just a crazed delusion that acts as the devil on her shoulder now gimme your other oc headcanons
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Torch
Torch believes that Gray Rivers Alto Yuri is secretly in the mafia, and has been stalking him for some time trying to expose him for it. Lots of candid photos of him in bubble baths and sleeping.
Strawberry "Berry" Cream
how much would she sell those for asking for a friend
Hawk
Hawk has suspicions that the Storm King was just a pawn of his arch enemy in some conspiratorial attempt at destabilizing the entirety of the Equestrian nation as a means to cut him off from any possible ways to oppose him.
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
Gray thinks that Carmine Gumshoe doesn't actually have an alcoholism problem, he just made that up as an excuse so Gray would stop asking to grab drinks with him all the time
Carmine Gumshoe
King Artemis
Artemis has a religious belief based around the 'Will of the Universe'. Meaning any good or bad situation he is brought towards is either the Universe bestowing a gift or simply wanting to screw with him. Beyond that his belief is the Universe doesn't play favorites and gets 'bored', choosing to a...View More
Strawberry "Berry" Cream
You’re out walking among the city streets when you take notice of a few crudely painted signs pointing toward an alley. The signs continue, guiding you through the brick maze. At a certain point you s...View More
Trip Wire
“Hahaha! Look at me, walking right into a trap… Who woulda thunk it???” expressed Trip, talking to himself as he follows the ominous signs, because talking to yourself is normal. Absolutely normal. Wait! What’s that…? Corpses??? No! Puppets! No… mannequins!? Trip peeks curiously, but regardless… he ...View More
Strawberry "Berry" Cream
The instant Trip pushed the button, lights began to come on. Pink, purple, blue, all the hyper-pop tones that turned the worn down factory into a terrifying black light show that resembled an eighties skating rink. With the added filter on to the world, Trip could see a great many things. More manne...View More
Trip Wire
The lights nearly blinded Trip’s eyes, which didn’t have the time to adapt to the rapid change in brightness and color. It forced him to shield them with one of his arms, grimacing and squinting through the temporary blindness. The loud sounds also startled him quite a bit. “What the hell…” he gritt...View More
Strawberry "Berry" Cream
Even when their distance closed a considerable amount, she would not stop dancing to the god awful hyperpop blaring on the ancient speakers. “They slaughtered chickens and I’m gonna slaughter you! In a rap battle: to the death!” At the mention, the song would transition from the obscene hyperpop t...View More
Trip Wire
Trip Wire wished he had just turned and walked off, but he was paralyzed from the shock. What the fuck is wrong with Strawberry??? Good lord! …A rap battle? This woman can’t be serious! He, for all intents and purposes, was absolutely baffled. Completely stupefied. Motionless, his maw hung open as s...View More
Strawberry "Berry" Cream
In perhaps what is the cringiest thing I will ever write outside of lore blogs, Berry would happily accept Trip’s offer and begin. “What’s up, it’s Berry, now I won’t be a bother I may or may not need to borrow twenty dollars— See, this old man? Loaded. His face? Bloated Like the ugly little blo...View More
King Artemis
"I am the cause of my own demise. The curiosity will be my end. Curiosity killing the cat. Yet sadly, I'm more like a kitten that can't help, but explore. Explore my death." The ramblings of an Arcane King wouldn't cease from the situation he found himself in. But one couldn't blame him. Rather poor...View More
Strawberry "Berry" Cream
Similar to the post above, pressing the button would turn on quite a few lights but paint a very different scene. No trashy mannequins nor were there 100 gecs waiting for Artemis amidst still applause, no instead it was a pure white light cast in the center of the room like stage lights. In the cen...View More
Ghostbit
The ghostling would Shrug the sign's off and continued forward but Did slowly get creeped out by the Weird apperanc- Wait... Did that one move ?, Now He started to hop quicker and quicker through the alleyway as His fur started to stick up form the chill's He was getting... But suddenly another tho...View More
Strawberry "Berry" Cream
It’s time for another round of “Berry Makes You a Custom Smoothie!” She even has a custom, flashing sign levitating above her for a little bit of addition to the excitement. Come one, come all! Get a ...View More
Cheshire
Well I can turn down a sweet treat.
Strawberry "Berry" Cream
Cheshire gets a concoction that Berry calls the mosh mash. It’s a mixture of everything that she had in her fridge that was close to expiring. This included eggs, some bacon, pulp-y orange juice and some candy bars. The essence of Cheshire is completely unknown to her and thusly, she just went with ...View More
Cheshire
"Well, food's food," he said, giving it a look before downing the mixture. He then had a slightly discusted look on his face as he began to think of how to get the taste out of his mouth.
Strawberry "Berry" Cream
Berry basically lived for this. She happily sipped away her own normal drink, her trademarked strawberry banana smoothie. Poor Cheshire would just have to suffer; which was basically the entire point.
Cheshire
Cheshire eventually found a hose to drink some water from and drained the taste from his mouth.
Trip Wire
He knows what she did in that alley.
Strawberry "Berry" Cream
He can’t prove it, though! Trip’s is the Carnivore’s Feast, just meat blended into a grey slime with some added sunflower seeds as a garnish for his furry little friend. Ignore that the meat was spoiled.
Trip Wire
Trip stares deep into her eyes and takes a single long sip. His emotionless expression unwavering. …Only a few hours later he had to be wheeled out in a stretcher due the severity of his food poisoning.
Heating Freeze
... *Sigh* And I didn't need to get another 'Cupcakes' in my life, but here we are.
Strawberry "Berry" Cream
HF got a classic dessert in smoothie form: baked Alaska! Really, Berry just put a cake in a cup and set it on fire with gasoline. It probably wasn’t safe to eat.
Heating Freeze
... *He didn't even bother being polite, dumping the liquids onto the nearest lake*
Strawberry "Berry" Cream
Strawberry instantly began to wail.
Zerathur A. Naszberuk
Zerathur's there, albeit mostly for the flashing sign rather than the smoothie itself.
Strawberry "Berry" Cream
Zera just gets a blended mass of all the plant life she could gather outside her residence (and her apartment neighbors.) Some of this included dangerous to consume flora, such as nightshade or poison Ivy.
Zerathur A. Naszberuk
"You're not.. Wrong. It is entirely made out of me." The husk states, curiously inspecting the 'drink' he has been given. He takes a half-sip-half-bite out of the plant mass. "Tastes like.. Blegh.. Wasted potential. A taste you know well, if you've made one for yourself too."
Strawberry "Berry" Cream
“Oh, I’m f—” her reply was cut off due to a strange hybrid of a gag and a burp. She had downed her own glass entirely, if only because her twisted drink actually looked fairly pretty. She tries again to reiterate that she’s okay, but falls unconscious to the ground before she can even get a word out...View More
Zerathur A. Naszberuk
The husk stares down at the fallen equestrian for a moment or two and casts a healing spell. That oughta do it, right? A couple of glyphs here and there, half of his drink as spell ingredient, voilá. When Strawberry woke up again Zerathur was be gone, and so was her flashing sign.
Spirit Weaver
"It's 100% me? Put me in the smoothie. I wanna take a blender nap."
Strawberry "Berry" Cream
“You get a single wrinkly jalapeño in chicken broth. I was told you ate meat… and the jalapeño kinda looks like you! All wrinkly and… scarred. And dry.” She presents the lime colored liquid to Spirit.
Spirit Weaver
Spirit did not break eye contact as she hammered it down.
Icy Creation
Icy comes around seeing the new frozen-adjacent experience.
PB
Time to see what I the sole peanut butter pony in front of ya gets i guess? I mean every creature sees me differently.
Ghostbit
The ghostling would've just appeared out of nowhere to try this..."Smoothie" Beverage he keep's seeing Hipster ponies drink!?
Strawberry "Berry" Cream
>logs in >changes one word on my profile >spends the rest of my limited time on this planet doing absolutely-fucking-nothing it’s not work, it’s barely honest
Ephemeria Spring
i often write a sentence of a reply in my notes and call it a full day of work
Strawberry "Berry" Cream
honestly, this is a lot more than i’m doing
Strawberry "Berry" Cream
Berry sticks a rat tail in your smoothie as a garnish. It’s not actually a rat tail, but a very convincing gummy. Given things she’s served in the past, it wouldn’t be far off to assume there was now...View More
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PB
*wouldn't be the weirdest thing she's consumed but definitely an abnormal thing to see an actual peanut butter pony drink a smoothie in the first place*
Strawberry "Berry" Cream
Berry puts the rest of the rat in.
PB
*simply shrugs drinking it with no problem leaving nothing in the cup or whatever it was in*
Trip Wire
Trip observes the serving for a couple seconds that quickly turn into minutes, all in dead silence. In his quest to find meaning behind Strawberry’s actions, he briefly makes eye contact with her. At this stage, he discards most options. It’s evident to him that she’s trying to tell him one of two t...View More
Strawberry "Berry" Cream
While he watches, Berry eats her own rat tail. Yum!
Trip Wire
Flirting it is... Trip clears his throat and leans onto the counter, striking a pose. "I don't eat rats." he smirks as though he had said something romantic.
Strawberry "Berry" Cream
Another day at the batting range. Recently, Berry's gotten in touch again with her sporty roots, and a good way to blow off some steam when things got too much and her alternative methods of calming d...View More
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Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
Gray claps all the way from the bleachers. "Whooo!"
Strawberry "Berry" Cream
Berry waved her sweat rag and cheered. "Thank you, my biggest fan! For you!" After balling up her cloth, to a near baseball sized sphere, she'd chuck it over to Gray. A memento. A very gross memento.
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
Even if Gray had wanted to, his reflexes running on 4 hours of sleep and a hangover just weren’t as sharp as they should have been at the ripe age of 27. Poor guy ducked like he was 75, meaning the rag slapped him right across the face and still he remained unmoved. The cloth was so heavy and full ...View More
Strawberry "Berry" Cream
Of course, Berry treated it as if she just gave away her firstborn. Out of all the things she could've given him, that was the closest... and she wanted to keep the few bits in her wallet to herself in case she wants to grab something to eat on the way home. She did the typical movie star click-wink...View More
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