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Astral Empyrean

Female. Lives in Anywhere,  Beyond Equestria. Born on July 7, 1998
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Pegasus
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Equestria
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Astral Empyrean
Before coffee, I hate everybody. After coffee, I feel good about hating everybody. :)
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Stormfront
Okay
Demonic H Hooves
after irish coffee, love everyone.
Astral Empyrean
My toxic trait is expecting people to have common sense. And getting mad when they don't...
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Stardusk Strider
Sounds about right
Captain Sky N Nova
I don't think thats exclusive to you specifically.
Astral Empyrean
It isn't... I just deal with an advanced level of stupid at work.
Captain Sky N Nova
Ah, not normal stupidity...ADVANCED STUPIDITY
Astral Empyrean
Yes. Being in the military lends to highly advanced forms of stupidity. Usually from your superiors. Whom I would love to beat the fuck out of.
Astral Empyrean
Astral has been big sad as of late. I have attempted to find solace in FiM Fiction. It has not helped. I repeat it has not helped. Quite the opposite in fact.
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would walk over and hug Astral.* Its okay Astral. I know that feeling.
Astral Empyrean
It's fine. Alcohol is also an acceptable substitute for feeling numb.
Nitroxus Soulspins
Or just lay on your couch and just watch a terrible RomCom while eating some cake and ice cream. It make seem like a "break-up" trope, yet it also works for just any coping. Except coping with parental issues.
Silver Shield
Big sad is big bad
Astral Empyrean
Doesn't change the fact that big sad is still big sad no matter what you call it.
Sherem
well, does Astral knows why she is sad in the first place?
Astral Empyrean
Because IRL, the military fucking sucks.
Astral Empyrean
Gasolina...
Lavender Lily
// Dame la?
Astral Empyrean
Another awesome commission from Notetaker!
Nitroxus Soulspins
List of OCs who I would like to join the Christmas Photo of CA. In no particular order or reasons. I'm serious, there is no secret reasons for these OCs. @Crann Taca (Tag Them) Carmine Gumshoe Capta...View More
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Astral Empyrean
Astral suffers from CRS - Can't Remember Shit. And it's quickly developing into advanced onset CRAFT - Can't Remember A Fucking Thing.
Astral Empyrean
Astral cruises through your neighborhood in a beat up Monte Carlo thumpin Guerilla City.
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Bright Brave
Astral got shot at
Astral Empyrean
I got some more amazing art from Notetaker! Of Altalune and Astral being wholesome as heck. :)
Bright Brave
👀
Space Dragon
These are so pretty!
Astral Empyrean
I guess I can't add a profile cover. Shit broke as hell. I upload an image and it never loads. Then the browser freezes and I have to close chrome.
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Amity Guard
Blank profile cover gang
Bright Brave
Blank profile cover gang
Providence
The issue has already been forwarded to devs, but it is an issue on most, if not all browsers. Hopefully it shall be fixed soon. :)
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