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Vanil

Female. Born on September 14, 1991
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Unicorn
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Canon mixed with volatile headcanon
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Vanil
Dear horror game protagonist, how about we don't even think about unlocking the door with the trail of blood leading into it?
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polo fastter
Dear horror game villain, please stop putting traps down while a monster chases us.
Captain Sky N Nova
Dear horror game urban planners and architects, make buildings that actually make sense.
Pony with no Name
lets go in but slowly
Vanil
Not to create suspense, but because of the thumpy concrete boots you walk around in.
Bright Brave
But I wanna kill what’s behind the door
Vanil
Unfortunately, its another "no weapon, hide only" survival horror
Bright Brave
Time to hacks
T Kid
every door in COD Zombies has blood wdym
Captain Sky N Nova
I think a proper zombie apocalypse is a different story than the survival horror games.
T Kid
True-
Bright Brave
No not true. IRL zombies would be much more fun.
Captain Sky N Nova
Mmm good point.
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
Gray does it anyway
Vanil
Now Gray has to sit through a poorly voice acted cutscene as Vanil is killed to death. She followed Gray, therefore automatically making her the crash dummy to demonstrate what the antagonist can do.
Vanil
You've went through hell and back, searching for clues and figuring out every kink of the impregnable, ancient door that leads to the treasures of Bungus. You place all the keys in their pedestals: th...View More
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Spec Steele
what the fuck
Dream Vezpyre
yea okay but can a dream2 get (1) headpatting
Bright Brave
That’s why I play Chivalry2. 😎
Silver Shield
It's okay, Silver doesn't need any treasure ;~;
Silver Shield
Silver, having recently learned of Vanil's sober streak, decides to give her a present as congratulations! The present is a very large amount of Death Wish coffee.
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Vanil
Vanil's got burgers on her mind.
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Silver Shield
Silver prepares to change that by putting them in her stomach.
Kapi
Borger
Ice Wisp
I made burgs yesterday. I coulda emailed you one
Silver Shield
Ice gave Silver a virtu-burg
Vanil
Too stale, when you email. Fax em
Ice Wisp
Fair. I faxed them just now
Amethyst Shimmer
That's not a very sanitary place to put your burgers...
Vanil
If thinking of burgers is unsanitary, then you better shut your mouth.
Amethyst Shimmer
... the implications being?
Vanil
That a sewer rat has better hygiene rating than your mouth.
Amethyst Shimmer
Scathing. I don't know if I'll recover from that one. Truly, your righteous burn has trumped my witty pun this day.
Ice Wisp
What's a pun?
Bright Brave
Hay burgers?
Vanil
Yes, and whatever fries are left, sandwiched in
Bombora
And ketchup in her pocket.
Vanil
Unfortunately, she got ketchup on her shirt :(
Vanil
Today I Ask You: How would you summarize your own beach episode, in just 4 words?
Vy Thresh
Background bitch lifeguard shark.
Vanil
Vy would be hot enough to catch audience attention and cause an all-out forum war to worship her. She'd get a brief cameo in a non-beach episode.
Vy Thresh
Hell yeah ^w^
Dr. Lilith Sawbones
mask is a snorkel
Vanil
At some point, Vanil theorizes that the lipstick are to hide the fact that Lilith's face is really small and fits perfectly in that mask.
Astral Empyrean
Astral fucking hates sand
Vanil
A lot of Anakins today. She'll need to trudge the field of fine grains if she wants to see the turts, or go to any beach atttactions really.
Star Silk
It's too fine, it gets everywhere D:
Star Silk
Sand makes poofy mane
Vanil
How poofy are we talking here? Is there a limit or will there be a comically large and poofy Silk with their own gravity?
Star Silk
You would have to decide. She just feels like Poseidon hates her with all the salty air, humidity and sand making her mane less manageable D:
Baby
Sand, mouth and crack
Vanil
Vanil would offer her lip balm to assist with lip cracks. She can't do anything about sand in the mouth, however.
Mirror Mirror
sun burn: the musical
Star Silk
I love this so much XD
Vanil
Dummies never bring sunscreen
(Future King) Artemis
Royal Bitches Bout'....Sand-Mane
Vanil
Vanil will totally not look creepy when offering to clean his mane.
(Future King) Artemis
Artemis totally won't look creepy accepting the offer. A clean mane is priority!
Radio Raider
Order of Vampire dust.
Bright Brave
We gottem boys
Vanil
Vanil is sad that he didn't just go Twilight. Oh well, plenty more horsebands out there. A prince with sand in his mane, for example.
Asuka Yakushi
Drowning idiots saved, again.
Bright Brave
Bright is part Shark. Part Sharky pone dominates
Vanil
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Vanil twirls the keys before you, with a smug grin that can't be wiped off with an explosion. What is her intention, and what purpose does the key serve in this? Maybe she's inviting you to her roo- ...View More
Cheddar Cheese
FUCK YEAH JET SKI FUCK YEAH
Vanil
The jet ski could not hold withstand the sheer weight of this Ashley and sunk immediately upon boarding. Vanil is ok with this https://youtu.be/HvMvLFN_5bk?t=155
Cheddar Cheese
call me mr. bombastic, my biggie cheese ass sinkin stuff
Vanil
Yah, nah. I'm sticking with Ashley, at least until *blurgle blurpgksjakkenwrer*
Cheddar Cheese
brlrrrbbrbrrlrllll
Thunderbird
"I've never ridden one of those before.." She murmured, standing silently on the dock.
Vanil
Vanil had already fired up the watercraft "Well I'll be honored to break you in on this. Now hop on; it'll be fun lest you prefer to be dressing like Ashley too!"
Thunderbird
"Ehhhh.." The mare decided to take her chances on the vehicle, not fully sure where to put well... Anything! But she was on it atleast.
Silver Shield
"It's a nice bear charm," Silver admits.
Bright Brave
I thought Vanil was thiccer. 😔
Vanil
She never was thicc. That was part of batt's art style
Bright Brave
Shame. batt is bae
Vanil
Played Everhood and I did not enjoy most of my time with it. Turned down the eye cancer visuals but a lot of the music grates my ears. Banger, bop, slap, call it what you want but playing on Hard, tho...View More
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polo fastter
how far are you into it?
Vanil
How far is funky electric man? Third gem for some cat statue looking thing, which I assume is another boss.
polo fastter
remember the chest in the shop?
polo fastter
you will need to talk with the tower (the witch that needs batteries and toilet paper)
Ephemreia Spring
really really liked it myself, thought Expert health and regen would make things ridiculous on the first run but found myself speeding through quite a bit after a few tries. same patterns on most difficulties just meant i needed to get better at it >:c the only issue come with visuals, when the scr...View More
Vanil
You telling me SOLDIERs like Cloud can just jump over a whole ass building at the same speed, if not faster, than a speeding train, but can't outrun an old out-of-shape scientist nerd guy? Next you go...View More
Bright Brave
Is this the remake? But there was one soldier, who was better than the rest.
Vanil
All of them. Cloud, and that guy who dated aerith, even sephiroth to an extent
Bright Brave
Sephiroth is the best SOLDIER
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