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Tality

Can't punch your way to happiness. I tried that.

Female. Lives in  Equestria. Born on August 15, 1985
Race
Earth Pony (really)
Roleplay Availability
OPEN
About Me
Tality's a character whose sanity varies day-by-day. She presents herself differently to different ponies, sharing as much of herself as she thinks the other ponies can tolerate, as she's desperate for companionship, but has lived so long she can only share a tiny sliver of her story with any one pony in particular. it's not enough to quell the loneliness, but it's better than nothing.
And who knows? Maybe someday she'll find an immortal that doesn't end up sacrificing their life for their people... View More
Roleplay Universe
Multiversal
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
User Achievements
15 Likes
Artist, Band or Public Figure » Artist
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Company, Organization, or Institution » Computers/Technology
Tality
#rp The peaceful sunny day was interrupted by a sandy-yellow earth pony venting her frustrations at the sky. "Aaauuughhhh!" Tality groaned loudly. "I need to punch somepony!" She looked around her su... View More
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Mama Dune
"You chose me ta be yer normal candidate? Yer awfully mistaken, girly." She would wheeze laugh as she would hold the hoof of a filly who was tan and wore a skull on her face. "Ah'm like beyond normal. Most of you ponies call me Mama Dune. I'm a salamander from Klugetown. Ain't nothin' normal bout'... View More
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3/5
Tality
Tality dips her head and gawks for a second as she didn't get an answer to her question at all. "Oh my gosh, you ramble about as bad as I do. don't ya? Well, tell ya what, you tell me how I can satisfy my urge to murder somepony who deserves it, and I'll listen to all your crazy stories about the sa... View More
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Mama Dune
"The point is that yer in normal land asking a crazy person's question. How's about ye see a brain quack like the rest of yer yella ponies." She was about to pass and would grin. "Actually, I do have something. " The grenade barrel would hit the ground. "Meet tha Fire Breather herself. Made by me.... View More
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Tality
"A brain quack ain't gonna help me, I've tried. Within a week they all either tell me not to come back, vanish without a trace, or beg me to eat them. I usually turn them down. Anyways, Fire Breather?" Tality picks up the homemade weapon and looks it over, her expression varying as she evaluates the... View More
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Shifter Burnside
“I don’t know, but you can punch me.”
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3/19
Tality
"...how hard?"
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Shifter Burnside
“Hard as you like.”
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Tality
Tality squinted at him, "...are you sure you don't want to set an upper limit? I'm a pretty good medic but I can't resuscitate a smear on the wall."
Like May 7, 2024
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus was pulling himself out of the ground. Being a burrowing pony, this was normal for him. Yet, he was surprised to see this mare, this far out, near his bunker home.* Um, do you require help? Ma'am?
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Tality
Tality blinked, and twisted her head, momentarily intrigued by Nitro's burrowing technique. "Yeah, I've got a strong urge to punch somepony's skull into their ribcage. Used to be, I could just walk a few miles and find some scumbag with a dead or alive bounty on their heads, but they don't have anyt... View More
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Nitroxus Soulspins
Wait, bounties? Ma'am, what kind of bounties are you hunting like that? Also, that's way too much force.
Like May 10, 2024
Tality
"Oh, you know. Something like, burned an entire town to the ground, stole the entire harvest, sabotaged the water purifiers, killed their entire family and ran off to start a new one. I try to stay out of factional conflicts, but every once in a while..." Tality tilts her head, reminiscing about som... View More
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Star Hope
"Well I'm not sure about bloodlust, but I do know that when I'm upset, I drink some tea to calm down. Would you like some?" The softspoken mare said, lighting up her horn with a light blue glow before offering Tality a thermos of tea.
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Bright Brave
How are you hunting down old posts?
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Bright Brave
What's a Thracian?
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Tality
https://equestripedia.org/wiki/Thracian They're from one of the spinoff comics. They're a rival pony empire with visible fangs (at least while using magic, it turns out), explicitly hate friendship. They're otherwise like earth ponies, no wings or horns, but at least one of them has magic of some ... View More
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Bright Brave
I'll finish watching ponies with you!
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Tality
Ooh! I've been watching it with my BF, but...it turns out I've already watched ahead anyway and we're super behind on a bunch of other shows, too, and I'm the one who cares the most, anyway. So sure! Sounds like a great friendship plan to me!:love:
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Bright Brave
:rarity_smile:
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Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would float down from a large green bubble. Upon landing, it popped and he bowed. With a smile, he would introduce himself.* Good Joy to you! Welcome to this magical realm, I really hope you... View More
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Tality
*Tilts her head in confusion.* How many checks? *She ponders for a moment.* You mean, how much testing did I have to do to figure all of this out about myself? Well, truth be told, I just blundered my way through life, just doing my best to survive, and made sense of it all well after the fact. It s... View More
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Nitroxus Soulspins
*Sling would blink at this. He took a single step back.* So, cells that are aware of themselves, yet still working for the greater good for you. Sweet. *He was now slightly more scared of her being than before.*
Like April 28, 2024
Tality
Yeah, something like that. They've evolved a ton, and alien cells joined the party at some point. On the positive side, I'm a chimera of so many different cell lines that there's always something immune to whatever pathogens I run into. *She sighs and sadly rolls her eyes downward.* On the downsid... View More
Like April 29, 2024
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Sling walked closer to her.* Ma'am, you have been hurt by life. While I may be a mortal, I vow that I will ensure my time with you will be pleasant for your memories.
Like April 29, 2024
Bright Brave
Hay. Hay you.
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Tality
Oh? *Lazily raises her head up from the grass.* What's up?
Like April 17, 2024
Bright Brave
Nothing. Just giving you attention. You're liked.
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Tality
Oh. :) Thank you.
Like April 17, 2024
Sour Tea
AI generated horse :[
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Tality
I know! I feel conflicted about it, but my social anxiety is severe and roleplaying is how I'm building up confidence towards commissioning an artist and/or developing my own art skills further. I don't feel too bad about it. This character has a lot of incarnations already, and this image reflects... View More
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Tality
I mean, on the other hand. It has given me the confidence to come totally out of my shell here. I actually feel happy and on an upward trajectory for the first time since I burned out at college two decades ago.
Like April 19, 2024 Edited
Bright Brave
Ay. Stop being born in my year.
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Tality
I mean, it doesn't let me choose 40k, what am I supposed to choose? ...and hold on, wait, you telling me you're the same age as me? Neat! :love:
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3/4
Bright Brave
Neat. 👀 The emperor protects. I'm still older.
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Tality
Ooh! Even better! I'm not the oldest person here anymore! Yay! I was told I was conceived at or after a new year's eve party. So if time was rewound to the day you were born, I'd still exist! Probably, I mean, my mother miscarried before. Can you believe my dad wanted to name me Roscoe? Ew.
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Bright Brave
It's not a bad name. X3
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Bright Brave
No dying allowed. Wake up Samurai. We got a city to burn.
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Tality
Oh jeeze. That's so appropriate for this character you have no idea.
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Bright Brave
💚
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Tality
Did you make that haiku yourself, or is it a reference I don't recognize? (Or possibly both)
Like April 16, 2024
Bright Brave
I made it up. Didn't mean to make a haiku. Is it really? Used the Keanu Reeves line from the Cyberpunk game.
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Tality
Lol! Yes, five syllables, six syllables, five syllables. Haiku's are a very Keanu Reeves thing to say, you know. He does have a way of delivering them that elevates them, though. Dang I love watching him.
Like April 17, 2024
Bright Brave
It's extremely nice to talk with someone with some learn'ed intelligence. Zoomers and gen alpha have almost been mentally poisoned to death.
Like April 17, 2024
Tality
Same! Yeah, I know every generation worries about the next one, but for once I think I get exactly what they're going through. Corporate slop was bad enough when I was growing up. I have a hard time staying off youtube, even though I've long since stopped finding anything valuable on it. It's toxic... View More
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