The best one
Discord, the prettiest boy
Male.
Lives in Ponyville,
Equestria.
Born on May 25, 1998
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Discord paid his taxes in time
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Serendibite
Seren does not. Seren is gangster.
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November 19, 2019
Discord, the prettiest boy
But she is also friend, Discord will protect her even from the IRS
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November 19, 2019
Lavender Dawn
I trust he was honest on all the forms?
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November 19, 2019
Discord, the prettiest boy
Maybe
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November 19, 2019
Lavender Dawn
Remember.
Bend the rules of reality into a chaotic nightmare you get a slap on the wrist and learn the meaning of friendship.
Cheat taxes and your ass is grass.
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November 19, 2019
Discord, the prettiest boy
You ponies are crazy!
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November 19, 2019
Discord dies.
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"Don't worry, I'll use healing word. One d4 plus four... That's... I heal Discord seven hit points."
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November 19, 2019
His powers took the shape of her father, the one who left her mother single and alone when Vanil was 5
Both are missing now
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November 18, 2019
He found nothing but rotting meat that's not even his own flesh
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November 18, 2019
Discord goes for round too, gets up and immediately threw a nasty hook at her chin
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November 19, 2019
Want to slam our hips together?
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She was already on the phone with the police. "Yes. It's him. The freak trying to SLAM HIPS. Whatever that means?"
*Entire armed team swoops in quickly creating a sudden armed perimeter* This shit's a class II felony.
"Alright cool." She would proceed to stab someone and leave laughing while they were distracted from... "Hip slamming".
"Probably how discord would proposition someone important in public."
Glow
Plunder
Vegemite sandwich
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Discord patted her head, also kisses her forehead "Good girl"
Status update, my wife came back as 5 different ponies
Comment if you are also my wife
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My wife left me
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Adrian, whose donkey mouth was smeared haphazardly with lipstick, stumbled away wailing, tripping over a dress that was probably too big for him. On his hind hoof was a shackle and short chain, as well as a small chunk of wall.
"Come here you" Discord lazily floats towards his wife
I've been rather busy dear, you do know I have a business to run.
Aquire the nest of flies
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flies are so friggin dum with their poop plots u would fit right in, with your nasty stinky moldy orange crust breath
"Wrong" Discord said "to the murder chambers you go"
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November 16, 2019
"Murder Chambers? Is that near the Chcolate rain factory, or the Fluttershy smooch wing."
"These ponies are the biggest bullies i know..." Discord flicks her horn onto the ground, it just fell like a lego piece
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November 16, 2019
Go ahead and lick the floor for daddy
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Discord will beat you up
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4/10
Discord held a tomahawk in is paw, casually throws it into the sky and walks away without a word
It will take atleast 3 days to fall back down
Good luck.
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