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Darren Cuffs

Male. Lives in  Ponyville,  Equestria. Born on September 30, 1995
Race
Clydesdale
Roleplay Availability
OPEN
Roleplay Universe
Far from the Cannon
Roleplay Type
Narrative
User Achievements
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*Nitroxus jumped out of a plane and pulled out a parachute and landed on the ground. He smiled to them. He then passed a large gift to them.* Happy Birthday!
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Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus jumped out of a speeding taxi cart and rolled over to the pony. He soon smiled to them. He then passed a large gift over to them.* Happy Birthday!
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Olive Drab
OwO
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Darren Cuffs
#rp Darren proceeds to place a sticky note on 's office door. The sticky note reads; "What can you hold in your right hoof, but never in your left hoof?"
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Cally Ber
Cally was just attempting to leave for the day, she was given permission to leave early for the day. She gave the permission to herself. As the door was opening it went against Darren, "Oh! Haha, I'm not leaving. I'm getting food." She excused. The mare looked at her door and read the note before l... View More
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Darren Cuffs
Darren stepped forward a bit, seeing his brother's name. "Have you been trying to have Casey transferred here?" Darren asks, motioning towards the transfer form on her desk. "He's not going to agree no matter who tells him."
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Cally Ber
Cally scoffs before looking up from the paper to Darren, a half smile across her lips. "Bullshit." She stated with confidence. "Look where we're at Sgt." As she said that, a small droplet was dropped from the ceiling onto the carpet of her office from a large brown stain above her desk. The Ranger ... View More
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Darren Cuffs
"No, it's not any of that boss..." Darren shakes his head a bit. "He doesn't like cities. He's out in the boonies for a reason." After speaking, the Sergeant sat down on the chair across from Cally's desk. "He's prefers the rural areas. Not much for cars or big adrenaline rushes. He likes the quai... View More
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Darren Cuffs
:man_police_officer:
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Little Leaf
:herb:
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Ice Wisp
:ice:
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The Outsider
:evergreen_tree:
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Buster
:butter:
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Darren Cuffs
"...Absolutely not..." #rp
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Skyra Heartsong
Skyra stares at Darren, still holding the leash to the very upset alligator she had taken from the nearby zoo. "But..Scales was looking kinda fat. he needed his walkies!"
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Skyra Heartsong
She would pout fiercely, but she had been caught red-hooved. "Fine. I bribed the entire zoo with free baked goods, snuck into the alligator pen, and put the leash on Scales. But he left willingly! I didn't make him!" "So can we keep him?"
Like July 25, 2023
Darren Cuffs
"We don't have the ability to facilitate the care of a god damn 'gator Blue. And I'm pretty certain this is a felony." Darren looks at the alligator. "Besides...He freaks me out."
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Skyra Heartsong
Skyra pouted more, but she would sigh and begin walking the large hissing reptile back to the zoo.
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Asuka Yakushi
"I'm prescribing you a medication for treatment. You can't just say no. Well, I mean you CAN, but it's a stupid idea."
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Darren Cuffs
"And this medication involves my backside why?"
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Asuka Yakushi
"I'm not the one who made it. I'm just doing what the manufacturer says to do. I don't want to look at your backside anymore than you do."
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Yami Crosshide
aw but it doesnt belong to anyone...why cant i eat it *its a small dog yami found and was about to eat*
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Cotton-Tail
"...No." She said, Continuing to paint Stickponies on the side of Canterlot.
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Darren Cuffs
After almost a year of no communication, Darren leaves a sticky note on your door. "You smell..." #rp
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Princess Starwatcher
Thanks? I guess I used to much prefrume
Like July 20, 2023
Calaco Fleethoof
"how did this get up here?" Calaco crumpled the note and went inside to shower.
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Laly
Laly adds "good" at the end of the note.
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Ghostbit
Soon Darrn would find that their entire home was covered in Sticky note's, Including the inside!
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Darren Cuffs
"And so it may be, the fleeting way of life that time calls it's home...Plenty forgotten to the forces of time. Those with dominion over this construct that appears to be natural, but yet was invented... View More
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would roll on the ground like a ball toward the pony. He soon smiled to them. He then passed a large gift over to them.* Happy Birthday!
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Darren Cuffs
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