Pegasus
Roger
Male.
Lives in Vanhoover,
Equestria.
Born on May 13, 1993
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About Me
get me a beer and we could be friends
Roleplay Universe
Modern Equestria
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
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"Is there anything more beautiful than the word 'twat'?" Roger asks "you twat" #rp
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Sprouting Bulb?
Spins sniffled, on the verge of tears. "...I-I'm not a twat..." she said softly.
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July 3, 2024
Sprouting Bulb?
She chuckled weakly, her wings flitting. "...sorry, I just...I'm feelin a bit sensitive today..."
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July 3, 2024
Roger
"I wonder why" he grumbles to himself as he stands still.
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July 4, 2024
Sprouting Bulb?
"Eh, you don't wanna hear it. But garbage day came early." She pointed to a trash can overflowing with beer bottles.
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July 4, 2024
Roger points at you from the distance while judging you. #rp
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Sprout was playing Hold 'Em with some alley cats. She was losing. Badly.
Sprout got up and followed him inside. "That's sad even by my standards, dude. You know what I think? I think you need to go out and make another friend!" She dropped her disguise.
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July 18, 2024
((Good gods, I've been in a fuckin' weird headspace lately. Probably because I got so dehydrated I was on the verge of going to the hospital. I know my prior responses fit the pattern of stuff you stopped responding to in the past, but I couldn't think of anything else at the time. I'm feeling bette... View More
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July 19, 2024
((Yep! It was not fun.))
Tality squints at him. "That's more plausible than you think. What if you're a changeling, huh?"
She glanced away for a few seconds, then back at him. "Okay, that's kind of a stupid theory. But I can see ghosts, ya know? What is this is like The Sixth Sense and you're Bruc... View More
Slash sat where he was.. glancing behind him as to figure out who that stallion was pointing at because he sure couldn’t be pointing at him
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July 19, 2024
Roger sprays you with a water bottle "no, bad" #rp
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WHY MEEEEEE?! *Jewel would come out of a nearby portal and throw up a shield between me and Roger.*
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June 12, 2024
Don't you dare hurt my brother. *She would say in a menacing way.*
Spins opened the window and started fanning the smoke out of it. "Look, the house can smell like cigarettes all you want any other day, but this is big bro visitin. We need to leave a good impression on him!" She gave Roger a serious look. "We only have one hour until they get here, everythin ha... View More
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June 15, 2024
Spins sighed. "No, no, stay. Please. I just...I need big bro to know that I can do fine without him watchin over me. I don't want him to feel like lettin me leave the hive was the worst mistake he ever made...and the best way to do that is to get the house ready for him..."
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June 15, 2024
*Astro would hiss and fly back to his perch. He would then clean his wings.*
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June 12, 2024
Tality gasps, legitimately hurt.
Sure, it's true she's depopulated worlds before. But she's been extra good in this Equestria. It just feels like her her efforts aren't being recognized.
Meanwhile, the sobbing mare that Roger rescued shrugs and says, "oh well, guess it's back to my old plan now." ... View More
"ey, did you lick my Himalayan salt lamp? Be honest" #rp
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*Astro would keep licking it, to free his tongue.* It just so tasty.
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June 10, 2024
"Not even in dreams, man! This one time some salt lamp company had to do a mass recall, thing was givin' brain tumors to folk or somethin'; Ain't approached one since."
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June 10, 2024
"Yes or no, black and white, always the same with y'all with so little time."
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June 10, 2024
"Uhhh....Noooooo..." *Hides the salt lamp behind her back (There's a chunk cut off of it along with bite marks)*
After a long night of partying, Roger finally walks up to his house, at least he thinks it's his house, he opens the door, walks into bedroom and just lays down in the bed to sleep out his drunkness. ... View More
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Tality is sitting in her study, typing up her newest work of fiction, when her daughter, Coney, comes in and says something quite strange to her. She walks to her foal's bedroom and finds that yes, indeed, there appears to be a homeless stallion laying in her daughter's bed.
"Is he dead, momma?"
T... View More
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April 19, 2024
"Well howdy there, neighbor! We just moved into the neighborhood, and we figured your house was perfect for our needs. Hope you don't mind, but we turned the first floor into a butcher shop. Figured the least I could do was make you breakfast."
She places a plate down in front of Roger heaped with ... View More
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April 19, 2024
Roger would flap his wings slowly for a few times as his gaze switches between Tailty and the filly "Neighbor? you're in my house! or..." he pauses for a moment as he gazes out of the window just to notice his house right next to them "Oh... Yeah.. now that makes sense... geez!" he laughs a little t... View More
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April 19, 2024
"Oh my! Well that's an unconventional way to eat, but I kind of dig it." Tality takes Roger's plate for herself and pulls out a steel mixing bowl and loads it up with seasoned fried breakfast potatoes, pancakes make with buckwheat and vegetable oil instead of buttermilk, and adds a raspberry danish ... View More
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April 20, 2024
((Hmm...I'm now regretting I didn't play off the whole "...wait, did I have a foal last night." idea, because that sounds way funnier. Hmm...))
In an Alternate Universe:
The sand-yellow mare plants a kiss on Roger's forehead, "welcome home, honey, did you take the hangover cure I left out for ya? ... View More
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April 19, 2024
Roger had indeed entered his own house. One problem: he'd entered Spinneret's bedroom. While she was feeding. The sensation of somepony lying down on him woke Spins' poor victim up, causing him to scream, punch the little ling in the face, and scramble out the door.
"...Roger, remember that room... View More
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April 19, 2024
"Ugh..." Spins rolled her eyes, kissed Roger on the forehead, and hugged him like a teddy bear as she fell asleep herself.
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April 19, 2024
The little figurine she'd bought was facing directly in his eyes, almost like it was glaring at him.
Spins snored softly, her forelegs still wrapped around Roger.
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April 19, 2024
Roger fell for a trap and hangs upside from a tree "whoever put a beer in it, fuck you!" #rp
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Cherry would be walking by when she looked up and seen a pony hanging from a tree "Uhm, Hello there"
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April 14, 2024
Light jumps out from behind a tree at the sound of the cage dropping, ready to cheer in excitement. It dies on her lips as she sees the pony she caught. "You are /not/ Cipher Falls, mate. What're you doing here, and..." She looks at the can of beer, "Why'd you take a can of beer off the /ground/, ay... View More
A shake of the head, "Guess what you can do with those bits?" She asks with a mocking teacher voice, before spreading her forelegs in sarcastic excitement, "Buy your own beer!" Fireworks go off behind her.
A moments pause, "Unless you need somecreature dead. I-I do offer those services."
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April 14, 2024
He folds his ears back as those fireworks go off as it sure is kinda loud "wow! You're so wise! I never thought about that! Thank you for enlightening me with your wisdom!" He replies in a sarcastic voice.
"Maybe I do.." he pulls out a card before throwing it in front of her "come to my place and w... View More
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April 14, 2024
Light catches the card in her levitation field, looking curiously at it. "Wonder if this's a trap, ay?" She pulls out a jar of mint sauce and takes a sip as she studies the card. She says it mostly to herself.
"So you're the one who keeps stealin my woods beer!" Sprout glared up at Roger. "Is nowhere safe for my damn drinks?!"
"Ho--what?! It tastes like wood, how is that gay?!" She paused. "...okay, yeah, sayin it like that..."
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April 14, 2024
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