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Roger

Male. Lives in  Vanhoover,  Equestria. Born on May 13, 1993
Race
Pegasus
Roleplay Availability
OPEN
About Me
get me a beer and we could be friends
Roleplay Universe
Modern Equestria
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
User Achievements
Roger
"What are you looking at?!" #rp
2 people like this.
Petricor
"You parked on the handicapped ramp..." pointed out the pegasus as he knocked on the frame of his own wheelchair
Like March 18, 2024
Roger
"Don't brag about it with your wheelchair.. also that wheelchair on the ramp isn't mine, my wings and legs work perfectly fine"
Like March 18, 2024
Petricor
"But the truck must be. I saw how you locked the doors with the RC" replied the stallion, growing annoyed by the minute.
Like March 19, 2024
Butchie Callihan
"You know I always wanted to personally twist someone's arms to the point of mangling it inwards and torture them if they can't stand after. In other words, I am a mare of infinite patience, you should try me." She would smile at him.
Like March 18, 2024
Roger
"Sounds kinky..let me guess, your favorite animal is the mantis?"
Like March 18, 2024
Butchie Callihan
She would laugh at his assumption. "Nah. They kill too fast."
Like March 19, 2024
Roger
",fair enough"
Like March 19, 2024
Shifter Burnside
“?”
Like March 19, 2024
Roger
"!"
Like March 19, 2024
Tarsus of The Fourth Court
Tarsus stares just over your shoulder, a look of pure horror on his face.
Like March 19, 2024
Roger
"Calm down dude.. that's just the cycle of life"
Like March 19, 2024
Tarsus of The Fourth Court
"Oh, come on. you were supposed to look. it would have been moderately funny." He said, annoyed that his trick of staring at nothing to freak this pony out hadn't worked.
Like March 19, 2024
Roger
"Dude calm down, it's just your mom.. geez"
Like March 19, 2024
Roger
"Who needs nightmare night? I see weird creatures all year long" #rp
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Roger
Roger would spend this night outside, with a campfire, his guitar and some cigarettes, just like the good old times. While he takes a deep drag from his cigarette, he plays some slow melodies on his g... View More
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Princess Lily
I was flying in the nght sky froicking with the bats when I heard a nice melondy that kinda made me want to dance, so I landed And only to find a handsome stallion playing a guitar any then I found myself singing along
Like September 19, 2023
Roger
The sudden visit sure surprises him which makes him stop to play for a moment "surprised that ponies out here" he replies with a lifted brow as he notices that she's singing, without wasting some time he'd continue his play, taking a drag from his cigarette now, exhaling the smoke throug his nose ag... View More
Like September 19, 2023
Princess Lily
"I used to come here with my mother...until" I paused for minute and stop singing and sat down crying
Like September 19, 2023
Roger
Roger would still play his guitar but a little slower as she started to cry "Sorry to hear" he simple says, taking another drag.
Like September 19, 2023
Princess Lily
"Wolves just got to her..." I said walking back to fly back into the night sky
Like September 19, 2023
Princess Lily
I flew in the night sky while I think of the stallion My Mind:He seems nice...
Like September 19, 2023
Roger
"When I pay you enough money, would you be my house cleaning slave?.. I'm too lazy to do that by myself" #rp
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Princess Starwatcher
I would but you can pay my maids instead?
Like September 18, 2023
Roger
"Are YOUR maids cleaning my house right now?"
Like September 18, 2023
Princess Starwatcher
No but you can pay them to
Like September 18, 2023
Joshua
"Ha! As if an equestrian could enslave the unslaveable! How about Joshua level house with bare hands instead!" He would huff.
Like September 18, 2023
Roger
"I'll take it as a no"
Like September 18, 2023
Joshua
"Joshua don't think you want giant diamond dog to clean an equestrians house, no Too cramped..."
Like September 18, 2023
Sprouting Bulb
"It's not slavery if you pay them..."
Like September 18, 2023
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Roger
"I know I can count on you"
Like September 18, 2023
Sprouting Bulb
"It's not slavery if *I* pay them either!"
Like September 18, 2023
Roger
"When you find someone cheaper.. go on.. I don't care.. as long it's clean"
Like September 18, 2023
Valora
“The title of slave does sound enticing.”
Like September 18, 2023
Roger
"Glad you think so, you also get money as an bonus"
Like September 18, 2023 Edited
Valora
“Ah, why not. I do make for a cute maid.”
Like September 18, 2023
Roger
"Awesome! just work whenever you want.. as long it's clean.." he shrugs "here's the adress" he'd give her a feather from his wing with his adress written on it.
Like September 18, 2023
Roger
"Sup" #rp
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Princess Starwatcher
Not much what about you?
Like September 11, 2023
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3/4
Roger
"Breathing.. you know"
Like September 11, 2023
Princess Starwatcher
That’s good at least
Like September 11, 2023 Edited
Roger
"You should do that too.. it's healthy.. I heard"
Like September 12, 2023
Sprouting Bulb
"Just makin my payment for this moon's rent." She tossed him a small bag of bits.
Like September 11, 2023
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3/8
Roger
He catches it, lifting a brow "Ohh! right! about time! I mean.. thanks.. need something from the store?"
Like September 12, 2023
Sprouting Bulb
"Depends o which store."
Like September 12, 2023
Roger
He rolls his eyes "That doesn't answer my question"
Like September 12, 2023
Vexyuzz Shield
He’d breathe out a puff of his cigarette. ”Hmm?.. nothin.. waitin for the last buss of the night I guess..” he says tired and beat.
Like September 12, 2023
Tarsus of The Fourth Court
*tarsus glances up* "the ceiling. And a spider."
Like September 13, 2023
Roger
"Enjoy"
Like September 13, 2023
Roger
Roger builds a nest on your roof, there's nothing you can do to stop him. #rp
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Storybook
"Joke's on you! I don't have a roof! Or a home!"
Like May 15, 2023
Roger
"Feels bad man"
Like May 15, 2023
Olive Drab
damn squatters...
Like May 15, 2023
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3/13
Roger
"Could you cry a little more quiet? I'm trying to build here"
Like May 15, 2023
Olive Drab
"I swear to god, I'm going to grief your little base as soon as you go afk"
Like May 15, 2023
Roger
"You do what with my what while I'm what?"
Like May 15, 2023
Kazan
*Flys up next to you, I sat down as I stick my fork tongue out.* What are you doing?
Like May 15, 2023
Roger
"dude.. you're invading my home right now"
Like May 15, 2023
Kazan
*huffs honey like smoke into your face* Well I will have you know..."DuDe" YOU are also INVADING MY OWN HOME!!! *huffs and puffs before my fur became all bushy* So if you want some decent privacy then I suggest you build your nest somewhere else...unless you like seeing me constantly destory your ne... View More
Like May 15, 2023
Iko Ikata
The space raptor just squints spitefully from over the edge of the eave, untrusting of his fellow feathered fiend.
Like May 15, 2023
Roger
"Thanks for the birthday wishes and such.. now where did you hide that beer?" #rp
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Lillabelle
“Birthday?” Lillabelle Haden’t realized it was his birthday yet. “Happy belated birthday! Um… I don’t have beer but I have something nice that you may enjoy!” She then presented him with a Lilly of the Valley plant in a pot. “It’s such a beautiful Spring flower, I think you may enjoy it. It’s sweet ... View More
Like May 14, 2023 Edited
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3/12
Roger
Roger would gaze at her with a slow blink, switching between the flower and the mare with a expression that says 'are you kidding me? Is this a joke?'. "Do I've to water it?" He'd finally ask.
Like May 14, 2023
Lillabelle
Flustered, she brought out a gallon jug. “Um, yes! But I have some water here so you don’t have to worry for a while! Just once a week is fine, about a cup! I just think it’s such a lovely flower for your birth month… oh, and I suppose mine as well!” She smiles in delight, just happy to give a gift ... View More
Like May 14, 2023
Roger
His gaze moves over to the jug, blinking once again a couple of times before he gazes at her "once a week? I mean.. sure.. i always wanted a pet that's not that thirsty" he replies with a slow shrug, hearing about her birthday "Happy.. belated birthday... Sadly I don't have anything to give you.. ma... View More
Like May 14, 2023
DeathRose
"Uhh...i have no beer but i do have scotch if that suits your taste."
Like May 14, 2023
Roger
"...i like you already"
Like May 14, 2023
DeathRose
"Well at least i know you like scotch."
Like May 14, 2023
Roger
"It kicks in faster, that's for sure"
Like May 14, 2023
Alder Pinedrake
*Hugs you tightly* HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROGER!!! *hands you a cold mason jar which was filled with honey, mango and wine* I don't drink! so...hopefully this is fine.
Like May 15, 2023
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3/6
Roger
Roger feels clearly uncomfortable with the happy nature of that fella, he isn't even sure what to think of that jar "dude.. what's your favorite food?"
Like May 15, 2023
Alder Pinedrake
*drools while thinking about my favorite food* Tuna Sandwich..with honey and mangos~
Like May 15, 2023
Roger
Roger clearly is speechless at his reply "dude.. do you also eat little children?"
Like May 15, 2023
Cotton Stuff
OH SNAP! Not another birthday I forgot... Be right back! *He runs off to his workshop and starts making a present for you*
Like May 15, 2023
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3/5
Roger
"Oh no.. not more presents.."
Like May 15, 2023
Cotton Stuff
*After around 30 minutes, he'd run back out with an expert crafted plushie that looks just like you* Here! Super sorry about forgetting your birthday...
Like May 15, 2023
Roger
He gazes at the plushie for a moment "Great now i can get annoyed of myself"
Like May 15, 2023
Roger
"This place still exist? Woah" #rp
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Vanil
"It's built to last" Vanil replies, and walked over to one of the few remaining pillars that held the old Princesses' castle. She feels one out with a her hoof, and in awe, says "Ancient tech really is something else". The pillar then proceeded to topple over to hit another pillar, which toppled to ... View More
Like April 17, 2023
Roger
"What's up fatty" #rp
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Amy Callihan
"I'm about as fat and big as you are handsome and funny. I'm considered very small for lambs."
Like December 5, 2022
Roger
"Size doesn't matter, the technique is important"
Like December 5, 2022
Amy Callihan
He would nod at him and with a chuckle. "Yeah. Clearly."
Like December 5, 2022
Roger
Roger owns now an apartment and no, you're not invited. #rp
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Inferna
“But I am!”
Like August 24, 2022
Roger
".....you're the only one"
Like August 24, 2022
Shifter Burnside
Nvm. I crash parties anyways.
Like August 29, 2022
Shifter Burnside
(both literally and figuratively)
Like August 30, 2022
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