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Roger knocks on your door just to run away. #rp
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Nitroxus Soulspins
*After taking 15 minutes to open the door. Nitroxus would blink.* Who knocked on the door?
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May 26, 2024

Roger
Roger was gone since it took too much time for him to open the door.
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May 26, 2024

Yami Crosshide
*yami just looks around...cause he was just carrying this door for no reason and a knock appeared*
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May 26, 2024

Glitterbomb Crybaby
"Again??"
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May 31, 2024

Roger
"AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN!"
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May 31, 2024

Queen Aurora Grimrose Flash
*he'd be caught by the guard*
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May 31, 2024

Roger
Jokes on her, Roger can't be caught.
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May 31, 2024
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After a long night of partying, Roger finally walks up to his house, at least he thinks it's his house, he opens the door, walks into bedroom and just lays down in the bed to sleep out his drunkness. ... View More
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Tality is sitting in her study, typing up her newest work of fiction, when her daughter, Coney, comes in and says something quite strange to her. She walks to her foal's bedroom and finds that yes, indeed, there appears to be a homeless stallion laying in her daughter's bed.
"Is he dead, momma?"
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April 19, 2024
"Well howdy there, neighbor! We just moved into the neighborhood, and we figured your house was perfect for our needs. Hope you don't mind, but we turned the first floor into a butcher shop. Figured the least I could do was make you breakfast."
She places a plate down in front of Roger heaped with ... View More
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April 19, 2024
Roger would flap his wings slowly for a few times as his gaze switches between Tailty and the filly "Neighbor? you're in my house! or..." he pauses for a moment as he gazes out of the window just to notice his house right next to them "Oh... Yeah.. now that makes sense... geez!" he laughs a little t... View More
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April 19, 2024
"Oh my! Well that's an unconventional way to eat, but I kind of dig it." Tality takes Roger's plate for herself and pulls out a steel mixing bowl and loads it up with seasoned fried breakfast potatoes, pancakes make with buckwheat and vegetable oil instead of buttermilk, and adds a raspberry danish ... View More
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April 20, 2024
((Hmm...I'm now regretting I didn't play off the whole "...wait, did I have a foal last night." idea, because that sounds way funnier. Hmm...))
In an Alternate Universe:
The sand-yellow mare plants a kiss on Roger's forehead, "welcome home, honey, did you take the hangover cure I left out for ya? ... View More
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April 19, 2024
Roger had indeed entered his own house. One problem: he'd entered Spinneret's bedroom. While she was feeding. The sensation of somepony lying down on him woke Spins' poor victim up, causing him to scream, punch the little ling in the face, and scramble out the door.
"...Roger, remember that room... View More
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April 19, 2024
Roger fell for a trap and hangs upside from a tree "whoever put a beer in it, fuck you!" #rp
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Cherry would be walking by when she looked up and seen a pony hanging from a tree "Uhm, Hello there"
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April 14, 2024
Light jumps out from behind a tree at the sound of the cage dropping, ready to cheer in excitement. It dies on her lips as she sees the pony she caught. "You are /not/ Cipher Falls, mate. What're you doing here, and..." She looks at the can of beer, "Why'd you take a can of beer off the /ground/, ay... View More
A shake of the head, "Guess what you can do with those bits?" She asks with a mocking teacher voice, before spreading her forelegs in sarcastic excitement, "Buy your own beer!" Fireworks go off behind her.
A moments pause, "Unless you need somecreature dead. I-I do offer those services."
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April 14, 2024
He folds his ears back as those fireworks go off as it sure is kinda loud "wow! You're so wise! I never thought about that! Thank you for enlightening me with your wisdom!" He replies in a sarcastic voice.
"Maybe I do.." he pulls out a card before throwing it in front of her "come to my place and w... View More
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April 14, 2024
Light catches the card in her levitation field, looking curiously at it. "Wonder if this's a trap, ay?" She pulls out a jar of mint sauce and takes a sip as she studies the card. She says it mostly to herself.
Roger stares at you for a couple of seconds "I knew I forgot something.." #rp
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Axiom stares back, wondering what on earth this stranger meant by that. He looked himself over self-consciously. Was he looking at his cape? At his cutie mark with the chalkboard? At the symbols on the chalkboard? Maybe he just forgot blood oranges? He tried his best to ignore the intrusive thoughts... View More
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March 20, 2024
Axiom deflates and sighs, putting his head in his hoof at his embarrassment for putting his vanity on display.
Until a confused look creeps across his brow. "Hey, wait a sec. Orange trashbags are for hazardous biological waste. What are you doing with those?"
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March 22, 2024
Exhales and groans. "Sorry. Stressful day today. I sometimes work at the infectious disease lab ... hey wait a second ... you're the pony that fell through the roof the other day and then flew away, aren't you?"
"This?" Shift says as he holds up a bag of parts, "Well, you'll have to catch me first!"
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March 23, 2024
Roger Crashes through your roof forcing a hole in the ceiling "you need some sun light you zombie, you welcome" and with that, he flies out through the hole. #rp
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*Nitroxus would blink.* How? How did he break though 25 feet of reinforced concrete and faraday cages?
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March 19, 2024
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