Pegasus
Roger
Male.
Lives in Vanhoover,
Equestria.
Born on May 13, 1993
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About Me
get me a beer and we could be friends
Roleplay Universe
Modern Equestria
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
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“Another unsuccessful and lazy day, life is good” #rp
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Sprout swung the front door open, dropping her disguise as she closed it behind her. "Frickin...if everypony responds to the policy by just doin it on the floor, maybe you should let non-customers use the damn restroom, ya cheap bastard!" She groaned, flopping face-first onto the floor. "Ugh...br... View More
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July 25, 2024
Silver Shield
Silver is ready to ruin Roger's day. "Was it unsuccessful, though? It sounds like you accomplished what you set out to do."
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July 25, 2024
“What’s with all that poking?” #rp
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"Is there anything more beautiful than the word 'twat'?" Roger asks "you twat" #rp
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Roger points at you from the distance while judging you. #rp
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((Good gods, I've been in a fuckin' weird headspace lately. Probably because I got so dehydrated I was on the verge of going to the hospital. I know my prior responses fit the pattern of stuff you stopped responding to in the past, but I couldn't think of anything else at the time. I'm feeling bette... View More
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July 19, 2024
((Yep! It was not fun.))
Tality squints at him. "That's more plausible than you think. What if you're a changeling, huh?"
She glanced away for a few seconds, then back at him. "Okay, that's kind of a stupid theory. But I can see ghosts, ya know? What is this is like The Sixth Sense and you're Bruc... View More
Slash sat where he was.. glancing behind him as to figure out who that stallion was pointing at because he sure couldn’t be pointing at him
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July 19, 2024
Roger sprays you with a water bottle "no, bad" #rp
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WHY MEEEEEE?! *Jewel would come out of a nearby portal and throw up a shield between me and Roger.*
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June 12, 2024
Don't you dare hurt my brother. *She would say in a menacing way.*
Spins opened the window and started fanning the smoke out of it. "Look, the house can smell like cigarettes all you want any other day, but this is big bro visitin. We need to leave a good impression on him!" She gave Roger a serious look. "We only have one hour until they get here, everythin ha... View More
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June 15, 2024
Spins sighed. "No, no, stay. Please. I just...I need big bro to know that I can do fine without him watchin over me. I don't want him to feel like lettin me leave the hive was the worst mistake he ever made...and the best way to do that is to get the house ready for him..."
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June 15, 2024
*Astro would hiss and fly back to his perch. He would then clean his wings.*
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June 12, 2024
Tality gasps, legitimately hurt.
Sure, it's true she's depopulated worlds before. But she's been extra good in this Equestria. It just feels like her her efforts aren't being recognized.
Meanwhile, the sobbing mare that Roger rescued shrugs and says, "oh well, guess it's back to my old plan now." ... View More
"ey, did you lick my Himalayan salt lamp? Be honest" #rp
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"Not even in dreams, man! This one time some salt lamp company had to do a mass recall, thing was givin' brain tumors to folk or somethin'; Ain't approached one since."
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June 10, 2024
"Yes or no, black and white, always the same with y'all with so little time."
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June 10, 2024
"Uhhh....Noooooo..." *Hides the salt lamp behind her back (There's a chunk cut off of it along with bite marks)*
After a long night of partying, Roger finally walks up to his house, at least he thinks it's his house, he opens the door, walks into bedroom and just lays down in the bed to sleep out his drunkness. ... View More
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Tality is sitting in her study, typing up her newest work of fiction, when her daughter, Coney, comes in and says something quite strange to her. She walks to her foal's bedroom and finds that yes, indeed, there appears to be a homeless stallion laying in her daughter's bed.
"Is he dead, momma?"
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April 19, 2024
"Well howdy there, neighbor! We just moved into the neighborhood, and we figured your house was perfect for our needs. Hope you don't mind, but we turned the first floor into a butcher shop. Figured the least I could do was make you breakfast."
She places a plate down in front of Roger heaped with ... View More
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April 19, 2024
Roger would flap his wings slowly for a few times as his gaze switches between Tailty and the filly "Neighbor? you're in my house! or..." he pauses for a moment as he gazes out of the window just to notice his house right next to them "Oh... Yeah.. now that makes sense... geez!" he laughs a little t... View More
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April 19, 2024
"Oh my! Well that's an unconventional way to eat, but I kind of dig it." Tality takes Roger's plate for herself and pulls out a steel mixing bowl and loads it up with seasoned fried breakfast potatoes, pancakes make with buckwheat and vegetable oil instead of buttermilk, and adds a raspberry danish ... View More
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April 20, 2024
((Hmm...I'm now regretting I didn't play off the whole "...wait, did I have a foal last night." idea, because that sounds way funnier. Hmm...))
In an Alternate Universe:
The sand-yellow mare plants a kiss on Roger's forehead, "welcome home, honey, did you take the hangover cure I left out for ya? ... View More
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April 19, 2024
Roger had indeed entered his own house. One problem: he'd entered Spinneret's bedroom. While she was feeding. The sensation of somepony lying down on him woke Spins' poor victim up, causing him to scream, punch the little ling in the face, and scramble out the door.
"...Roger, remember that room... View More
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April 19, 2024
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