Pegasus
Roger
Male.
Lives in Vanhoover,
Equestria.
Born on May 13, 1993
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About Me
get me a beer and we could be friends
Roleplay Universe
Modern Equestria
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
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"I used to be an adventurer like you, but a cunt shot me in the right wing“ #rp
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Meino Mysticforger
"Hey! I know who you are...Hail Sithis!"
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September 14, 2025
Meino Mysticforger
"Excuse me? I have not hit my head recently, thank you very much. Quite rude of you to say, I wouldn't think a friendly conversation warrants insults like that."
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September 14, 2025
Roger
„you keep assuming that I’m someone I’m not, I’ve no idea why I should engage in guards speaking! Also who the fuck is Sithis?“
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September 14, 2025
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Meino Mysticforger
"Ah, but you have said something I have heard the guards say. I, in turn, have said something I have heard them say. Not sure what they refer to with Sithis, but it seems like a deity or something."
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September 14, 2025
Valora
“Sorry.”
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September 14, 2025
Roger
"What for? You wasn’t the one that shot me“
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September 14, 2025
Valora
“Are you sure?”
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September 14, 2025
Roger
His eyes go into slits as he gazes at her „I know where you live“
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September 14, 2025
Gloom The Clown
Gloom shot his other wing,
"I mean come on, it was too tempting."
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September 14, 2025
Roger
It turns out she shot him with a low energy airsoft gun and the bullet hits the ground, 3 feet in front of him.
„You’re a failure“
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September 14, 2025
Bright Brave
"Frickin brutal."
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September 14, 2025
Gloom The Clown
"Shit my bad, I forgot I packed all my joke weapons. Here we go..." Shoots him twice in the wing with a revolver. They were rubber bullets.
"I have another 7 to go." She pulled out an uzi.
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September 14, 2025
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Lancer Thunderstride
Right in the conservative wing.
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September 15, 2025
"Found an axe... I will call it Sharpy, sharpy the axe"
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Make sure to add "blood splatters" to your hooves to really sell it :D
"I get lost for a few months in a fucking forest and that’s what I return to?! Fuck me.. no wonder we’re all doomed“ #rp
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"Its your own fault for not knowing how to navigate, you might as well go back and die in there."
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August 27, 2025
"Hit a nerve? Ooh you must be one of those who think they said something slick but didnt, it really must hurt to be you."
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August 27, 2025
"I can tell your ex didnt care for your bullshit, is that why you're all sad? Boohoo she left me cuz Im too special, woe is me im going to drink my sadness away," he tosses the two bits back
"Buy yourself some balls with that, maybe give it to a little girl so she can help you man up!"
"A lot can happen in a few months or years, regardless of where you are. Change is unpredictable...but that roll of the dice is what keeps me waking up every morning with a hopeful spirit."
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August 27, 2025
*Nitroxus would look up from his newpaper.* Lost in the woods? Brother, you were just in my backyard. How did you get lost out there? I had marked paths for all!
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August 28, 2025
Roger gasps as he slams his head out of a pile of empty beer bottles „habby fnucking old yeah!“ he yells, clearly drunk before he disappears once again in that pile. #rp
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“Sometimes one beer isn’t enough or strong enough to handle some ponies” #rp
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"One beer? Nothing like an ice cold pint of bitters. Man I could use one right now."
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August 31, 2024
“That’s well said stranger†minty was onto her 30th beer, and didn’t feel any better about herself, she was slightly buzzed. “Come to the bars often? These are usually my second homeâ€
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September 1, 2024
“Thought you were drinking beer, I’m here to pass the time. I’m waiting on any clients to come my way or just come down to my office. The law can never be stopped, even if I have to things dirtyâ€
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September 1, 2024
“That’s my business, as I’m sure you have stuff that is your business, until someone pays to have you investigated.†Monty said, ordering the entire bottle of everclear moonshine.
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September 1, 2024
“Another unsuccessful and lazy day, life is good” #rp
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Sprout swung the front door open, dropping her disguise as she closed it behind her. "Frickin...if everypony responds to the policy by just doin it on the floor, maybe you should let non-customers use the damn restroom, ya cheap bastard!" She groaned, flopping face-first onto the floor. "Ugh...br... View More
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July 25, 2024
Silver is ready to ruin Roger's day. "Was it unsuccessful, though? It sounds like you accomplished what you set out to do."
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July 25, 2024
“What’s with all that poking?” #rp
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"Is there anything more beautiful than the word 'twat'?" Roger asks "you twat" #rp
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