Pegasus
Roger
Male.
Lives in Vanhoover,
Equestria.
Born on May 13, 1993
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About Me
get me a beer and we could be friends
Roleplay Universe
Modern Equestria
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Narrative Multi-Paragraph
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Roger has been awake now for 2 days straight.
„fucking moskitos“ #rp
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Brady Thunderfoot
Skill issues.
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September 7, 2025
Brady Thunderfoot
-Blows rasberries.-
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September 7, 2025
Roger
‚I‘m proud of you“
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September 7, 2025
Brady Thunderfoot
Damn straight you should be.
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September 7, 2025
Bright Brave
Pics or it's lies
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September 7, 2025
Elytron
"Will you stop callin me that?!"
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September 7, 2025
Elytron
"Then just let me feed!!!"
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September 8, 2025
Roger
“Fucking no!”
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September 8, 2025
Elytron
"What if I pay double rent?"
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September 9, 2025
Shifter Burnside
/kill mosquito
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September 8, 2025
"I get lost for a few months in a fucking forest and that’s what I return to?! Fuck me.. no wonder we’re all doomed“ #rp
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"Its your own fault for not knowing how to navigate, you might as well go back and die in there."
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August 27, 2025
"Hit a nerve? Ooh you must be one of those who think they said something slick but didnt, it really must hurt to be you."
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August 27, 2025
"I can tell your ex didnt care for your bullshit, is that why you're all sad? Boohoo she left me cuz Im too special, woe is me im going to drink my sadness away," he tosses the two bits back
"Buy yourself some balls with that, maybe give it to a little girl so she can help you man up!"
"A lot can happen in a few months or years, regardless of where you are. Change is unpredictable...but that roll of the dice is what keeps me waking up every morning with a hopeful spirit."
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August 27, 2025
*Nitroxus would look up from his newpaper.* Lost in the woods? Brother, you were just in my backyard. How did you get lost out there? I had marked paths for all!
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August 28, 2025
Roger gasps as he slams his head out of a pile of empty beer bottles „habby fnucking old yeah!“ he yells, clearly drunk before he disappears once again in that pile. #rp
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“Sometimes one beer isn’t enough or strong enough to handle some ponies” #rp
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"One beer? Nothing like an ice cold pint of bitters. Man I could use one right now."
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August 31, 2024
“That’s well said stranger†minty was onto her 30th beer, and didn’t feel any better about herself, she was slightly buzzed. “Come to the bars often? These are usually my second homeâ€
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September 1, 2024
“Thought you were drinking beer, I’m here to pass the time. I’m waiting on any clients to come my way or just come down to my office. The law can never be stopped, even if I have to things dirtyâ€
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September 1, 2024
“That’s my business, as I’m sure you have stuff that is your business, until someone pays to have you investigated.†Monty said, ordering the entire bottle of everclear moonshine.
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September 1, 2024
“Another unsuccessful and lazy day, life is good” #rp
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Sprout swung the front door open, dropping her disguise as she closed it behind her. "Frickin...if everypony responds to the policy by just doin it on the floor, maybe you should let non-customers use the damn restroom, ya cheap bastard!" She groaned, flopping face-first onto the floor. "Ugh...br... View More
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July 25, 2024
Silver is ready to ruin Roger's day. "Was it unsuccessful, though? It sounds like you accomplished what you set out to do."
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July 25, 2024
“What’s with all that poking?” #rp
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"Is there anything more beautiful than the word 'twat'?" Roger asks "you twat" #rp
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Roger points at you from the distance while judging you. #rp
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((Good gods, I've been in a fuckin' weird headspace lately. Probably because I got so dehydrated I was on the verge of going to the hospital. I know my prior responses fit the pattern of stuff you stopped responding to in the past, but I couldn't think of anything else at the time. I'm feeling bette... View More
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July 19, 2024
((Yep! It was not fun.))
Tality squints at him. "That's more plausible than you think. What if you're a changeling, huh?"
She glanced away for a few seconds, then back at him. "Okay, that's kind of a stupid theory. But I can see ghosts, ya know? What is this is like The Sixth Sense and you're Bruc... View More
Slash sat where he was.. glancing behind him as to figure out who that stallion was pointing at because he sure couldn’t be pointing at him
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July 19, 2024
Roger sprays you with a water bottle "no, bad" #rp
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WHY MEEEEEE?! *Jewel would come out of a nearby portal and throw up a shield between me and Roger.*
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June 12, 2024
Don't you dare hurt my brother. *She would say in a menacing way.*
Spins opened the window and started fanning the smoke out of it. "Look, the house can smell like cigarettes all you want any other day, but this is big bro visitin. We need to leave a good impression on him!" She gave Roger a serious look. "We only have one hour until they get here, everythin ha... View More
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June 15, 2024
Spins sighed. "No, no, stay. Please. I just...I need big bro to know that I can do fine without him watchin over me. I don't want him to feel like lettin me leave the hive was the worst mistake he ever made...and the best way to do that is to get the house ready for him..."
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June 15, 2024
*Astro would hiss and fly back to his perch. He would then clean his wings.*
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June 12, 2024
Tality gasps, legitimately hurt.
Sure, it's true she's depopulated worlds before. But she's been extra good in this Equestria. It just feels like her her efforts aren't being recognized.
Meanwhile, the sobbing mare that Roger rescued shrugs and says, "oh well, guess it's back to my old plan now." ... View More
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