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Roger

Male. Lives in  Vanhoover,  Equestria. Born on May 13, 1993
Race
Pegasus
Roleplay Availability
OPEN
About Me
get me a beer and we could be friends
Roleplay Universe
Modern Equestria
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
User Achievements
Roger
Roger just gazes at you with a slow blink. #rp
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Sprouting Bulb
Spins, having been around cats long enough to know what that means, smiled softly and slow-blinked back.
Like April 18, 2024
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Sprouting Bulb
Spins sobbed as she hugged Roger back.
Like April 19, 2024
Roger
"I said stop it.."
Like April 19, 2024
Sprouting Bulb
Spins nodded and squeezed her eyes shut.
Like April 19, 2024
Cherry Dazzle
Cherry would throw a pie at him
Like April 18, 2024
Roger
The pie would hit the ground in front of him.
Like April 18, 2024 Edited
Bright Brave
Bright helped.
Like April 18, 2024
Tality
Tality freezes upon realizing she's been spotted. Then slowly relaxes as she realizes Roger is harmless. ...probably. She stares back, blinking normally, though not very often.
Like April 18, 2024
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3/4
Tality
Over a period of hours, Tality slowly, imperceptibly inched closer to Roger. Just like boiling a frog, until finally she booped him on the nose. "1 point."
Like April 19, 2024
Roger
Roger just falls over, if seems like he died 2 hours ago of an heart attack.
Like April 19, 2024
Tality
Tality groans, "Dammit. I lose again." She grumbles for a few moments before she mutters a begrudging, "well played." And walks away.
Like April 19, 2024
Roger
Roger silently judges you. #rp
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Sunset Soirée
Sunset judges Roger right back, except harder and more silent.
Like April 15, 2024
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Roger
He shakes his head slowly "how can you sleep at night knowing that?"
Like April 15, 2024
Sunset Soirée
"I get my eight hours just fine, thank you." She smirks.
Like April 15, 2024
Roger
"you monster" he rolls his eyes with a smile.
Like April 15, 2024
Serendibite
Serendibite silently offers him a freshly baked cookie.
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Serendibite
She’d take them and begin to make his coffee. “So, when and where’s our first date~?” she asked, looking back at him.
Like April 15, 2024
Roger
"It depends on how good the coffee is" he shrugs.
Like April 15, 2024
Serendibite
“What if I were to throw in some free donuts with it?” she asked.
Like April 15, 2024
Knight Wolf
Knight is offended he silently judges back harder.
Like April 15, 2024
Roger
"yo dude.."
Like April 15, 2024
Kishi
The ghost Uno reverses them.
Like April 15, 2024
Roger
He sighs, placing a uno reverse card, a block card and a 'pull +4 card. "Amateur"
Like April 15, 2024
Roger
Roger fell for a trap and hangs upside from a tree "whoever put a beer in it, fuck you!" #rp
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Cherry Dazzle
Cherry would be walking by when she looked up and seen a pony hanging from a tree "Uhm, Hello there"
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Cherry Dazzle
"Thank you, so do you just drink beer, or do you like whiskey?"
Like April 14, 2024
Roger
"I'll stick with beer"
Like April 14, 2024
Cherry Dazzle
"Alright, then" she said taking a drink of her whiskey
Like April 14, 2024
Bright Brave
"My beer now. Yoink."
Like April 14, 2024
Roger
"Fuck you"
Like April 14, 2024
Light Show
Light jumps out from behind a tree at the sound of the cage dropping, ready to cheer in excitement. It dies on her lips as she sees the pony she caught. "You are /not/ Cipher Falls, mate. What're you doing here, and..." She looks at the can of beer, "Why'd you take a can of beer off the /ground/, ay... View More
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Light Show
A shake of the head, "Guess what you can do with those bits?" She asks with a mocking teacher voice, before spreading her forelegs in sarcastic excitement, "Buy your own beer!" Fireworks go off behind her. A moments pause, "Unless you need somecreature dead. I-I do offer those services."
Like April 14, 2024
Roger
He folds his ears back as those fireworks go off as it sure is kinda loud "wow! You're so wise! I never thought about that! Thank you for enlightening me with your wisdom!" He replies in a sarcastic voice. "Maybe I do.." he pulls out a card before throwing it in front of her "come to my place and w... View More
Like April 14, 2024
Light Show
Light catches the card in her levitation field, looking curiously at it. "Wonder if this's a trap, ay?" She pulls out a jar of mint sauce and takes a sip as she studies the card. She says it mostly to herself.
Like April 14, 2024
Sprouting Bulb
"So you're the one who keeps stealin my woods beer!" Sprout glared up at Roger. "Is nowhere safe for my damn drinks?!"
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3/8
Sprouting Bulb
"Ho--what?! It tastes like wood, how is that gay?!" She paused. "...okay, yeah, sayin it like that..."
Like April 14, 2024
Roger
"geez spinneret"
Like April 14, 2024
Sprouting Bulb
"Well if that's not the reason then what is?!"
Like April 14, 2024
Roger
shared a photo
"One of the reasons why beer is good"
Roger
"No you can't have it.. and no! Stop touching it!" #rp
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Bright Brave
How high do I have to roll to steal the thing ?
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3/4
Sunshine Serenade (Mods)
Bright Brave requested: /r 1d20
1 roll(s) of D20 dice
Roll results: 11 = 11

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Like April 2, 2024
Roger
Wut
Like April 2, 2024
Bright Brave
GG
Like April 2, 2024
Mina May Marzipan
but i want it
Like April 2, 2024
Roger
"No, just no"
Like April 2, 2024
Sprouting Bulb
"But actual lemonade isn't sour enough!" Spins whined as she reached for the bottle of lemon juice.
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Sprouting Bulb
"..." Spins started fake-crying. "Why are you so mean to me?..."
Like April 2, 2024
Roger
"because you're ruining a good drink!"
Like April 2, 2024
Sprouting Bulb
"I [sniff] j-just w-w-wanted to p-pour some l-lemon juice into a [sniff] a cup..."
Like April 2, 2024
Roger
Roger stares at you for a couple of seconds "I knew I forgot something.." #rp
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Axiom Crash
Axiom stares back, wondering what on earth this stranger meant by that. He looked himself over self-consciously. Was he looking at his cape? At his cutie mark with the chalkboard? At the symbols on the chalkboard? Maybe he just forgot blood oranges? He tried his best to ignore the intrusive thoughts... View More
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Axiom Crash
Axiom deflates and sighs, putting his head in his hoof at his embarrassment for putting his vanity on display. Until a confused look creeps across his brow. "Hey, wait a sec. Orange trashbags are for hazardous biological waste. What are you doing with those?"
Like March 22, 2024
Roger
"Because I ran out of normal trash bags... geez... are you a police officer or something?" he rolls his eyes once again as he clearly gets annoyed now by those many questions.
Like March 23, 2024
Axiom Crash
Exhales and groans. "Sorry. Stressful day today. I sometimes work at the infectious disease lab ... hey wait a second ... you're the pony that fell through the roof the other day and then flew away, aren't you?"
Like March 23, 2024 Edited
Sprouting Bulb
Spins looked at Roger, wearing her pajamas, tapping her hoof in annoyance. "You said we were goin out to pick up mares. I didn't realize it was the royal we."
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Sprouting Bulb
Spins rolled her eyes. "Well. That's better than I expected." She yawned. "If the festivities are cancelled, I'll be gettin back to sleep "
Like March 23, 2024
Roger
"Do whatever you can't stop doing I guess" he shrugs before heading into the living room to relax on the couch, smoking his cigarette while gazing at the wall.
Like March 23, 2024
Sprouting Bulb
Spins hovered back into her room and fell asleep.
Like March 23, 2024
Shifter Burnside
"This?" Shift says as he holds up a bag of parts, "Well, you'll have to catch me first!"
Like March 23, 2024
Roger
shared a song.
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Roger
Roger Crashes through your roof forcing a hole in the ceiling "you need some sun light you zombie, you welcome" and with that, he flies out through the hole. #rp
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Hopestrong and Mellowstring Soulspins
*Nitroxus would blink.* How? How did he break though 25 feet of reinforced concrete and faraday cages?
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Hopestrong and Mellowstring Soulspins
That doesn't answer my initial question. *Nitroxus would run outside, to assess the damage to his roof.*
Like March 19, 2024
Roger
As he checks the damage, he could see a straight hole down, finally the sun shine through and give him some warmth and light.
Like March 19, 2024
Hopestrong and Mellowstring Soulspins
*Nitroxus also saw the sheer cutting force.* Are you part missile by chance?
Like March 20, 2024
Caurus
Caurus looked up in terror at the colossus who had just punched a hole through the cardboard box she'd set herself up in.
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Roger
He lifts a brow at her "Eating? You? Why would I?" He rolls his eyes "The only thing I eat is vegan stuff.. so calm your whatever you have"
Like March 19, 2024
Caurus
"B-be not crass! I minor!!!" Caurus tried to hide.
Like March 19, 2024
Roger
He rolls his eyes with a sigh "yeah, we're not getting somewhere.. just.. get some sunlight" and with that, he finally leaves her alone.
Like March 19, 2024
Roger
As the amber hues of the setting sun painted the sky, Roger sat beside his crackling campfire in the heart of the forest. With a cigarette dangling from his lips, he strummed his guitar, the melodious... View More
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Sprouting Bulb
"HI ROGER!" Spins shouted into his ear.
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Sprouting Bulb
Spins nodded. "I like to think she's down there, lookin up at me and smilin, waitin for the day I can join her but hopin it's not soon..."
Like March 20, 2024
Roger
"well there's still plenty of time till then, let's enjoy the night with some beer, some music" he offers as he gazes back at her, smiling a little.
Like March 20, 2024
Sprouting Bulb
Spins smiled back. "Yeah...yeah, I'd like that." She took a sip of her beer. "...no hetero though."
Like March 20, 2024
Roger
"What are you looking at?!" #rp
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Petricor
"You parked on the handicapped ramp..." pointed out the pegasus as he knocked on the frame of his own wheelchair
Like March 18, 2024
Roger
"Don't brag about it with your wheelchair.. also that wheelchair on the ramp isn't mine, my wings and legs work perfectly fine"
Like March 18, 2024
Petricor
"But the truck must be. I saw how you locked the doors with the RC" replied the stallion, growing annoyed by the minute.
Like March 19, 2024
Butchie Callihan
"You know I always wanted to personally twist someone's arms to the point of mangling it inwards and torture them if they can't stand after. In other words, I am a mare of infinite patience, you should try me." She would smile at him.
Like March 18, 2024
Roger
"Sounds kinky..let me guess, your favorite animal is the mantis?"
Like March 18, 2024
Butchie Callihan
She would laugh at his assumption. "Nah. They kill too fast."
Like March 19, 2024
Roger
",fair enough"
Like March 19, 2024
Shifter Burnside
“?”
Like March 19, 2024
Roger
"!"
Like March 19, 2024
Tarsus of The Fourth Court
Tarsus stares just over your shoulder, a look of pure horror on his face.
Like March 19, 2024
Roger
"Calm down dude.. that's just the cycle of life"
Like March 19, 2024
Tarsus of The Fourth Court
"Oh, come on. you were supposed to look. it would have been moderately funny." He said, annoyed that his trick of staring at nothing to freak this pony out hadn't worked.
Like March 19, 2024
Roger
"Dude calm down, it's just your mom.. geez"
Like March 19, 2024
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