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Roger

Roger

Male. Lives in  Vanhoover,  Equestria. Born on May 13, 1993
Race
Pegasus
Roleplay Availability
OPEN
About Me
get me a beer and we could be friends
Roleplay Universe
Modern Equestria
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
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"Found an axe... I will call it Sharpy, sharpy the axe"
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Artistique
I honestly keep forgetting this exists lol
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3/5
Roger
Eh, when you play it with friends, it can be. But you're right, at the moment I'm just chasing ponies with my axe.
Like September 11, 2025
Artistique
Make sure to add "blood splatters" to your hooves to really sell it :D
Like September 11, 2025
Roger
You're a genius! why didn't I think of that?!
Like September 11, 2025
Shifter Burnside
ahfuck
Like September 12, 2025
Roger
RP
Roger has been awake now for 2 days straight. „fucking moskitos“ #rp
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Brady Thunderfoot
Skill issues.
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3/10
Brady Thunderfoot
-Blows rasberries.-
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Roger
‚I‘m proud of you“
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Brady Thunderfoot
Damn straight you should be.
Like September 7, 2025
Bright Brave
Pics or it's lies
Like September 7, 2025
Spinneret
"Will you stop callin me that?!"
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3/10
Spinneret
"Then just let me feed!!!"
Like September 8, 2025
Roger
“Fucking no!”
Like September 8, 2025
Spinneret
"What if I pay double rent?"
Like September 9, 2025
Shifter Burnside
/kill mosquito
Like September 8, 2025
Roger
RP
"I get lost for a few months in a fucking forest and that’s what I return to?! Fuck me.. no wonder we’re all doomed“ #rp
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Knight Wolf
"Its your own fault for not knowing how to navigate, you might as well go back and die in there."
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3/6
Knight Wolf
"Hit a nerve? Ooh you must be one of those who think they said something slick but didnt, it really must hurt to be you."
Like August 27, 2025
Roger
„You’re like a tick on the ass.. here, have two bits, maybe the parking meter loves to listen to your bullshit“ He drops two bits before walking off.
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Knight Wolf
"I can tell your ex didnt care for your bullshit, is that why you're all sad? Boohoo she left me cuz Im too special, woe is me im going to drink my sadness away," he tosses the two bits back "Buy yourself some balls with that, maybe give it to a little girl so she can help you man up!"
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Meino Mysticforger
"A lot can happen in a few months or years, regardless of where you are. Change is unpredictable...but that roll of the dice is what keeps me waking up every morning with a hopeful spirit."
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Meino Mysticforger
"Do I look like I did? Maybe I do...and maybe I don't. But that would be another uncertainty with many possibilities."
Like August 27, 2025
Roger
„No but you talk like you did“
Like August 27, 2025
Meino Mysticforger
"I do?...Uh, that's just magic exhaustion...or something like that. Spells are hard sometimes...hehe."
Like August 27, 2025
Shifter Burnside
"You good man?"
Like August 27, 2025
Roger
„I am, thanks for asking“
Like August 27, 2025
Shifter Burnside
"Nice to know."
Like August 27, 2025
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would look up from his newpaper.* Lost in the woods? Brother, you were just in my backyard. How did you get lost out there? I had marked paths for all!
Like August 28, 2025
Roger
Roger just gazed at nitro with a slow blink. "….Fuck you! Don’t tell me what to do!“
Like August 29, 2025 Edited
Nitroxus Soulspins
I'm trying to help you!
Like August 29, 2025
Roger
RP
"I will give you 50 bits for that" #rp
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Spinneret
"...I think you misunderstood what I meant by 'suck you dry'," the little changeling responded, tapping her hoof impatiently as she glared at Roger for...whatever he'd done to upset her.
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3/22
Spinneret
"Hehe...now you're the cute one." Spins giggled.
Like January 24, 2025
Roger
"I feel ripped off! and betrayed! and.. everything!" he gets up, walking away.. well, he's walking to his room.
Like January 24, 2025
Spinneret
"..." Spins pocketed the money and walked into her room."
Like January 24, 2025
Pepper Snap
Do u both kiss your mothers with those mouths?
Like January 24, 2025
Roger
"I don't have one.. soo.. I don't know?"
Like January 25, 2025 Edited
Pepper Snap
D’:
Like January 25, 2025
Nitroxus Soulspins
Um, I'm not allowed to sell this. *He was holding the urn of his grandmother.*
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3/8
Nitroxus Soulspins
Stop bidding.
Like January 25, 2025
Roger
"Fine... 85"
Like January 25, 2025
Nitroxus Soulspins
You're not getting this urn. No matter what.
Like January 25, 2025
Roger
RP
Roger gasps as he slams his head out of a pile of empty beer bottles „habby fnucking old yeah!“ he yells, clearly drunk before he disappears once again in that pile. #rp
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Spinneret
"...Roger, it's been a week. You've been celebratin New Year's Eve for a week straight. Worst of all, you stole my beer!!"
Like January 6, 2025
Roger
No response, only the sound of empty beer bottle rustling.
Like January 6, 2025
Spinneret
"...Roger, I swear to the Queen..." Spins started digging through the pile of bottles.
Like January 6, 2025
Roger
RP
“Sometimes one beer isn’t enough or strong enough to handle some ponies” #rp
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Bright Brave
"One beer? Nothing like an ice cold pint of bitters. Man I could use one right now."
Like August 31, 2024
Spinneret
"I find it helps to smash the bottle first."
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Spinneret
"Oh shit, you comin out as a mare? Congrats, buddy, real proud of you." She started on her cereal.
Like September 1, 2024
Roger
“fuck you!” He rolls his eyes at her.
Like September 1, 2024
Spinneret
"How else am I s'posed to interpret that?" Spins asked through a mouthful of cereal.
Like September 1, 2024
Minty Frost
“That’s well said stranger” minty was onto her 30th beer, and didn’t feel any better about herself, she was slightly buzzed. “Come to the bars often? These are usually my second home”
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3/10
Minty Frost
“Thought you were drinking beer, I’m here to pass the time. I’m waiting on any clients to come my way or just come down to my office. The law can never be stopped, even if I have to things dirty”
Like September 1, 2024
Roger
“Well, beer isn’t strong enough” he shrugs once again while lifting a brow “clients? You’re a lawyer or something like that? And when we talk dirty.. how dirty?”
Like September 1, 2024
Minty Frost
“That’s my business, as I’m sure you have stuff that is your business, until someone pays to have you investigated.” Monty said, ordering the entire bottle of everclear moonshine.
Like September 1, 2024
Roger
RP
“Another unsuccessful and lazy day, life is good” #rp
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Spinneret
Sprout swung the front door open, dropping her disguise as she closed it behind her. "Frickin...if everypony responds to the policy by just doin it on the floor, maybe you should let non-customers use the damn restroom, ya cheap bastard!" She groaned, flopping face-first onto the floor. "Ugh...br... View More
Like July 25, 2024
Silver Shield
Silver is ready to ruin Roger's day. "Was it unsuccessful, though? It sounds like you accomplished what you set out to do."
Like July 25, 2024
Roger
RP
“What’s with all that poking?” #rp
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Spinneret
Spins, it turned out, had accidentally fallen asleep in Roger's bed, and her horn kept jabbing into him
Like July 20, 2024
Roger
Roger places a tennis ball onto her horn to avoid further poking.
Like July 20, 2024
Spinneret
Spins instinctively tried to fight back, only to let out a sleepy huff once the deed was done.
Like July 20, 2024
Roger
“Shut up.” He mumbles sleepily before returning to his sleep, feeling the pokes soon again but luckily not that painful anymore as before.
Like July 20, 2024
Roger
RP
"Is there anything more beautiful than the word 'twat'?" Roger asks "you twat" #rp
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Spinneret
Spins sniffled, on the verge of tears. "...I-I'm not a twat..." she said softly.
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3/8
Spinneret
She chuckled weakly, her wings flitting. "...sorry, I just...I'm feelin a bit sensitive today..."
Like July 3, 2024
Roger
"I wonder why" he grumbles to himself as he stands still.
Like July 4, 2024
Spinneret
"Eh, you don't wanna hear it. But garbage day came early." She pointed to a trash can overflowing with beer bottles.
Like July 4, 2024
Roger
RP
Roger points at you from the distance while judging you. #rp
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Spinneret
Sprout was playing Hold 'Em with some alley cats. She was losing. Badly.
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3/9
Tality
Tality leans in from behind a trash can and whispers, "I think he just sneaks into parties to steal alcohol and drugs, and then passes out in random places."
Like July 17, 2024
Roger
"Fuck you" he says to Tality "it's profitable!" he then gazes back at Sprout, taking a sip "I've other friends! I've one right here" he holds up his beer "okay, okay, you know what? that's getting too crazy right now" and with that, he walks back into the kitchen.
Like July 18, 2024
Spinneret
Sprout got up and followed him inside. "That's sad even by my standards, dude. You know what I think? I think you need to go out and make another friend!" She dropped her disguise.
Like July 18, 2024
Tality
"Hey! It's one thing to pass out drunk in my daughter's bed. But now you're --- what are you even judging me for, huh? Cannibalism? Murder? Possibly starting a war with Saddle Arabia?"
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Tality
((Good gods, I've been in a fuckin' weird headspace lately. Probably because I got so dehydrated I was on the verge of going to the hospital. I know my prior responses fit the pattern of stuff you stopped responding to in the past, but I couldn't think of anything else at the time. I'm feeling bette... View More
Like July 19, 2024
Roger
/I hope you're doing better now. "I'm not, I died many years ago" he replies with a roll of his eyes.
Like July 19, 2024
Tality
((Yep! It was not fun.)) Tality squints at him. "That's more plausible than you think. What if you're a changeling, huh?" She glanced away for a few seconds, then back at him. "Okay, that's kind of a stupid theory. But I can see ghosts, ya know? What is this is like The Sixth Sense and you're Bruc... View More
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Acoustic Pulse
"We go a problem?"
Like July 18, 2024
Roger
"Depends, do we've one?"
Like July 18, 2024
Acoustic Pulse
"I mean shit if you want smoke, i got you."
Like July 19, 2024
Roger
"Now you're speaking my language!"
Like July 19, 2024
Slash Lancer
Slash sat where he was.. glancing behind him as to figure out who that stallion was pointing at because he sure couldn’t be pointing at him
Like July 19, 2024
Roger
"TWAT!" Roger yells before flying off.
Like July 19, 2024
Slash Lancer
“… weird.”
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