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Roger

Male. Lives in  Vanhoover,  Equestria. Born on May 13, 1993
Race
Pegasus
Roleplay Universe
Modern Equestria
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Torch
Torch kicks you in the shin for daring to call her fat. #rp
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Roger
"What the fuck?!" he rubs his chin as he scans her for a moment "and I thought the raccoons have eaten you.. it seems like that even those raccoons have certain level of taste about their food." he growls, rubbing his chin a little more "stupid bitch.." he mumbles.
Torch
"You lookin' ta get kicked AGAIN mister?? Be honest, do I REALLY look fat to you?" Torch bristles at the thought, wings fanning out in a display of aggression. "Cause I'll do it, I'll-.. If you say it again, it'll be a NUT shot next time!" She growls, pawing at the dirt with her right foreleg.
Roger
"COME AT ME! BITCH!!" he growls loudly back at her as he spreads his wings, trying to make him look even bigger "Be happy that I called you fat instead of ugly! because a fat UGLY bitch would much more rude!" he hisses, preparing himself for an attack "you'll eat that nut! believe me!"
Torch
"YOU! You're lookin' ta get WALLOPED, Roger! I can see it in your eyes, you're beggin' for a hoof sandwich! You're gonna eat DIRT tonight!!" Torch starts circling around Roger, looking for an opening to beat his flank. "I swear, one more wrong word outta your mouth and it's OVER, buster!!"
Roger
"Walloped?" he rises his left brow at her as his eyes follow every step she's taking "A hoof sandwich? I had one yesterday actually.. it was bad.." he smirks as she mentions about going to kick his butt "Over? did we even start?" he teases.
Torch
And finally, Torch's tolerance for Roger's smug attitude reaches critical levels - she THROWS herself at him with a primal cry, aiming to tackle him and pin him to the ground where she can REALLY give him a walloping! With her being about half his size though, it's up in the air whether surprise is ...View More
Roger
With a wiggle of his nose he would just keep his ground as she makes the final jump for the attack! but luckily he was prepared for it so she would just crash into him without making him even more. With both brows now rised he would watch her how she hangs on him like a little dog, trying to beat hi...View More
Torch
The little pegasus scrabbles at Roger's side, eventually clambering atop him. With a vantage point acquired with which to lay on the fated walloping, she.. Doesn't really do anything. He's not on the ground, so she can't give him a ground-pounding.. Instead, she grabs ahold of him and starts rocking...View More
Roger
His gaze would move forwards to stare into the distance while the smaller mare on his back seems to rage, wiggling and whatever she's trying to do on him, everyone that would see them both would just laugh or whatever "What did I unleash? a caterpillar? or a fly? oh, no, wait, flies can actually fly...View More
Torch
Sensing that her impotent rage hasn't even fazed Roger, Torch smacks the pack out of his hooves before he can take one out and reaches around his BIG FAT HEAD to poke him in the eye. Both of his eyes. An eye and an eye makes the whole Roger blind, or something like that. Serves him right. Her? FAT? ...View More
Star Silk
Roger
Roger
A remix I did of the song "Potion maker" from Sophie that she made for Star Silk
Star Silk
Ooooh the Nightmare Moon special >:3 I love it!
Roger
Needs more bass though
Star Silk
Never enough bass XD
Roger
Just in case you want to know
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Star Silk
Aww remember when you said this song reminds you of Star Silk? I'd like to think it's cause Starry was annoying him her optimism :ss_happy:
Roger
Star Silk I love our talks, they sure change me and make me believe in a better world.
Smoke (Obsilion)
Oh. So that's what that thing is about.
Star Silk
Wow, who are those crazy people? :v
Star Silk
Roger
Roger has been chasing some raccoons through the forest until he noticed that he got a little bit too deep, with a heavy sigh he begins to look around "Fucking great!" He groans, yep, he's lost "HELLO...View More
Stardusk Strider
Star rn:
Roger
Luckily another hydra shows up to hunt stardusk down.
Eightbit (changeling #33147)
After chasing you for a while the hydra is replaced by a blue winged horse who happens to be laughing hysterically. falling onto his back, and clutching his sides with his mirth. The prank went flawlessly.
Bullet Bill
APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE TO CHASE ROGER "GET OVER HERE, YOU LITTLE SNITCH!"
Roger
Great, first a hydra and now a gator lover.. the day just got better.. isn't the hydra a reptile? Mhh.. things need some research.
Bullet Bill
That's right! Bullet Bill had upgraded from gators to hydras since Roger had snitched on him about the former. "Get over here, marshmallow!" He'd disappear into the forest in search for the red-headed pony.
Roger
Fun time at work.. driving in the middle of the night on a lonely road.. what could go wrong?
Vy Thresh
Driving alone sucks x.x esp. at night
Roger
It does, but that's part of my job..
Chow Chow
Dragons can happen.
Star Silk
Roger running from dem gaters again, it seems.
Roger
Someone up for a chat? Add me on discord: Somebody#9558
Roger
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Gosh that's epic
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