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Roger

Male. Lives in  Vanhoover,  Equestria. Born on May 13, 1993
Race
Pegasus
Roleplay Availability
OPEN
About Me
get me a beer and we could be friends
Roleplay Universe
Modern Equestria
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
User Achievements
Roger
After a long night of partying, Roger finally walks up to his house, at least he thinks it's his house, he opens the door, walks into bedroom and just lays down in the bed to sleep out his drunkness. ... View More
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Vanil
Home sweet home. He was indeed, in his house. He'd sleep off his hangover and be set to tackle what was left of the day. Roger unlocked [Good Ending].
Like April 19, 2024
Roger
[Reloads save game]
Like April 19, 2024
Tality
Tality is sitting in her study, typing up her newest work of fiction, when her daughter, Coney, comes in and says something quite strange to her. She walks to her foal's bedroom and finds that yes, indeed, there appears to be a homeless stallion laying in her daughter's bed. "Is he dead, momma?" T... View More
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3/6
Roger
Roger would be too drunk to care about it, instead he just lays there, his wings loose hanging off from each side of the bed while his chest raises and lowers slowly again, a sign that he's still alive plus he has a very strong scent of alcohol on him.
Like April 19, 2024
Tality
Roger would wake up with a hangover, in an unfamiliar room, to the smell of something delicious cooking in the next room. Next to the bed is a glass of water, a few pills and a note that says. "For your hangover :)" With a children's drawing of Roger laying in bed while a yellow pony and a smaller p... View More
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Roger
He awakes after a few hours with a groan as his head now sure is killing him in a way that lets him swear to never drink again.. at least for the next few hours. As he slowly opens up his eyes he notices that he's in some kind of kids room? "What the fuck" he groans as he slowly sits up "What happen... View More
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Tality
((Hmm...I'm now regretting I didn't play off the whole "...wait, did I have a foal last night." idea, because that sounds way funnier. Hmm...)) In an Alternate Universe: The sand-yellow mare plants a kiss on Roger's forehead, "welcome home, honey, did you take the hangover cure I left out for ya? ... View More
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Sprouting Bulb
Roger had indeed entered his own house. One problem: he'd entered Spinneret's bedroom. While she was feeding. The sensation of somepony lying down on him woke Spins' poor victim up, causing him to scream, punch the little ling in the face, and scramble out the door. "...Roger, remember that room... View More
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3/4
Roger
Roger would probably remember that, but now? now he wants to sleep and instead of giving her a reply, he just snores. He has to admit, that the bed sure is comfortable.
Like April 19, 2024
Sprouting Bulb
"Ugh..." Spins rolled her eyes, kissed Roger on the forehead, and hugged him like a teddy bear as she fell asleep herself.
Like April 19, 2024
Roger
And so they happily sleep until roger awakes once again, sober and freaked out because of spinneret next to him or in general that he's been in her room! Oh! he also smells nice, like a bottle vodka.. or some cheap beer.. only he knows.
Like April 19, 2024
Roger
Roger just gazes at you with a slow blink. #rp
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Sprouting Bulb
Spins, having been around cats long enough to know what that means, smiled softly and slow-blinked back.
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Roger
After 2 minutes, he blinks once again, clearly daydreaming.. or he is having a heart attack.. no one knows.
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Sprouting Bulb
Spins leaned in and licked his eyeball.
Like April 18, 2024
Roger
He finally blinks a couple of times, leaning his head back a little "Yo.. What the fuck?"
Like April 18, 2024
Cherry Dazzle
Cherry would throw a pie at him
Like April 18, 2024
Roger
The pie would hit the ground in front of him.
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Bright Brave
Bright helped.
Like April 18, 2024
Tality
Tality freezes upon realizing she's been spotted. Then slowly relaxes as she realizes Roger is harmless. ...probably. She stares back, blinking normally, though not very often.
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3/4
Roger
And so their gazing contest started, a view for the gods, or the other ponies.
Like April 19, 2024
Tality
Over a period of hours, Tality slowly, imperceptibly inched closer to Roger. Just like boiling a frog, until finally she booped him on the nose. "1 point."
Like April 19, 2024
Roger
Roger just falls over, if seems like he died 2 hours ago of an heart attack.
Like April 19, 2024
Roger
Roger silently judges you. #rp
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Sunset Soirée
Sunset judges Roger right back, except harder and more silent.
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3/5
Roger
"Oh yeah?!" He finally speaks up after some more silent judging.
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Sunset Soirée
"Yeah!" She counters, her judging somehow becoming more intense by verbalising it.
Like April 15, 2024
Roger
He shakes his head slowly "how can you sleep at night knowing that?"
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Serendibite
Serendibite silently offers him a freshly baked cookie.
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3/26
Roger
"that's.. weird, get out of my head!"
Like April 15, 2024
Serendibite
Serendibite frowns, “I was just trying to be nice!”
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Roger
His mind is now filled with freshly baked cookies.
Like April 15, 2024
Knight Wolf
Knight is offended he silently judges back harder.
Like April 15, 2024
Roger
"yo dude.."
Like April 15, 2024
Kishi
The ghost Uno reverses them.
Like April 15, 2024
Roger
He sighs, placing a uno reverse card, a block card and a 'pull +4 card. "Amateur"
Like April 15, 2024
Roger
Roger fell for a trap and hangs upside from a tree "whoever put a beer in it, fuck you!" #rp
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Cherry Dazzle
Cherry would be walking by when she looked up and seen a pony hanging from a tree "Uhm, Hello there"
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Roger
"Did you put it there?"
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Cherry Dazzle
"Nope, I only drink whiskey, do you want help getting down?"
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Roger
"nah, I like hanging here and enjoy the view" he says sarcastic.
Like April 14, 2024
Bright Brave
"My beer now. Yoink."
Like April 14, 2024
Roger
"Fuck you"
Like April 14, 2024
Light Show
Light jumps out from behind a tree at the sound of the cage dropping, ready to cheer in excitement. It dies on her lips as she sees the pony she caught. "You are /not/ Cipher Falls, mate. What're you doing here, and..." She looks at the can of beer, "Why'd you take a can of beer off the /ground/, ay... View More
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Roger
"First of all, fuck you! Second, why would you put a beer on a trap? What or who do you try to catch?! Me?!"
Like April 14, 2024
Light Show
A shrug, "Apparently, ay? The stallion I buy medical syringes from tried to poison me, and I wanted to do something special for him." She comes over and starts cutting the metal bars with her horn, "He likes beer as much as he likes bits. You're just proof I didn't idiotproof, mate."
Like April 14, 2024
Roger
Once he's free from the trap, he crushes down to the ground with a 'uff' noise. He quickly gets up, grabbing the beer to Secure it under his left wing "Oh I'm glad to be on your service, maybe you should rethink if the true idiot is the one that put the trap up without thinking that someone else, li... View More
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Sprouting Bulb
"So you're the one who keeps stealin my woods beer!" Sprout glared up at Roger. "Is nowhere safe for my damn drinks?!"
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3/8
Roger
"...fuck you too"
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Sprouting Bulb
"I put my beer in the woods, Roger. And you still drink it all. Are you also drinkin all my whiskey?!"
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Roger
"Do I look like if I'm into stallions?" He rolls his eyes "yeah, what a great idea to leave beer on the ground in the middle of a forest.. what could go wrong?!"
Like April 14, 2024
Roger
shared a photo
"One of the reasons why beer is good"
Roger
"No you can't have it.. and no! Stop touching it!" #rp
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Bright Brave
How high do I have to roll to steal the thing ?
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3/4
Roger
"how many dice do you have?"
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Sunshine Serenade (Mods)
Bright Brave requested: /r 1d20
1 roll(s) of D20 dice
Roll results: 11 = 11

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Like April 2, 2024
Roger
Wut
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Mina May Marzipan
but i want it
Like April 2, 2024
Roger
"No, just no"
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Sprouting Bulb
"But actual lemonade isn't sour enough!" Spins whined as she reached for the bottle of lemon juice.
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Roger
He slaps her hoof away. "I said no"
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Sprouting Bulb
"..." Spins started fake-crying. "Why are you so mean to me?..."
Like April 2, 2024
Roger
"because you're ruining a good drink!"
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Roger
Roger stares at you for a couple of seconds "I knew I forgot something.." #rp
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Axiom Crash
Axiom stares back, wondering what on earth this stranger meant by that. He looked himself over self-consciously. Was he looking at his cape? At his cutie mark with the chalkboard? At the symbols on the chalkboard? Maybe he just forgot blood oranges? He tried his best to ignore the intrusive thoughts... View More
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Roger
"To take out the trash, thanks for reminding me"
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Axiom Crash
Axiom Crash just looks crestfallen, wondering what part of his attire triggered that thought. His face scrunched up a little as he logically reasoned with himself that most likely, it was a chain of thoughts, that he did not actually look like garbage. It works for about five seconds, and then Axio... View More
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Roger
"First of all, you've some problems.. second, my trash bags are orange.. " Roger replies with a roll of his eyes.
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Sprouting Bulb
Spins looked at Roger, wearing her pajamas, tapping her hoof in annoyance. "You said we were goin out to pick up mares. I didn't realize it was the royal we."
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Roger
"The only thing I'm going to pick up is a cold...I'm too good for this world" he rolls his eyes as he stares at spins for a moment in her pajamas.
Like March 23, 2024
Sprouting Bulb
Spins' pajamas were light blue with a kitty pattern. She was also wearing a matching nightcap and kitty slippers. "I told you I was gonna take a nap, and to wake me when it was time to go. And what do you do? You leave without me."
Like March 23, 2024
Roger
"I didn't leave yet! because it's raining! geez!" he rolls his eyes while he lightens up a cigarette "Fuck... you're sure a grumpy one today spins!"
Like March 23, 2024
Shifter Burnside
"This?" Shift says as he holds up a bag of parts, "Well, you'll have to catch me first!"
Like March 23, 2024
Roger
shared a song.
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Roger
Roger Crashes through your roof forcing a hole in the ceiling "you need some sun light you zombie, you welcome" and with that, he flies out through the hole. #rp
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Sling Tyler
*Nitroxus would blink.* How? How did he break though 25 feet of reinforced concrete and faraday cages?
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Roger
"YOU.WELCOME"
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Sling Tyler
That doesn't answer my initial question. *Nitroxus would run outside, to assess the damage to his roof.*
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Roger
As he checks the damage, he could see a straight hole down, finally the sun shine through and give him some warmth and light.
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Caurus
Caurus looked up in terror at the colossus who had just punched a hole through the cardboard box she'd set herself up in.
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Roger
"if you stop hiding and get some more sunlight then maybe you will get bigger' he explains while leaving.
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Caurus
"<...I don't think that's how it works...>" she said softly in Breezish.
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Roger
He sticks his head through the hole "I said more sunlight you Zombie butterfly!"
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Roger
As the amber hues of the setting sun painted the sky, Roger sat beside his crackling campfire in the heart of the forest. With a cigarette dangling from his lips, he strummed his guitar, the melodious... View More
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Sprouting Bulb
"HI ROGER!" Spins shouted into his ear.
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Roger
his playing stops for a moment, closing his eyes to inhale some air loudly through his nose before it leaves his mouth again with some smoke without replying.
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Sprouting Bulb
"You knew what you were gettin into when you invited me campin!"
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Roger
"That wasn't an invitation! I said 'I go camping'!" He groans as he leans back against a tree, looking over at her "You really need to learn the difference between 'we' and 'I'" he explains.
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