Pegasus
Roger
Male.
Lives in Vanhoover,
Equestria.
Born on May 13, 1993
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About Me
get me a beer and we could be friends
Roleplay Universe
Modern Equestria
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
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Witherwind Destrier & Varnish Destrier Roger
Witherwind and his little daughter, Varnish, are sitting against a wall of a street in front of a shop. They seem to be doing something, hoping for bits to be tossed into a semi-filled jar in front of... View More
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*Nitroxus did some backflips and a cartwheel toward the pony. When he stopped, he smiled to them. He then passed them a large gift.* Happy Birthday!
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"I will give you 50 bits for that" #rp
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"...I think you misunderstood what I meant by 'suck you dry'," the little changeling responded, tapping her hoof impatiently as she glared at Roger for...whatever he'd done to upset her.
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January 24, 2025
"..." Spins pocketed the money and walked into her room."
Um, I'm not allowed to sell this. *He was holding the urn of his grandmother.*
Roger gasps as he slams his head out of a pile of empty beer bottles „habby fnucking old yeah!“ he yells, clearly drunk before he disappears once again in that pile. #rp
“Sometimes one beer isn’t enough or strong enough to handle some ponies” #rp
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"One beer? Nothing like an ice cold pint of bitters. Man I could use one right now."
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August 31, 2024
“That’s well said stranger†minty was onto her 30th beer, and didn’t feel any better about herself, she was slightly buzzed. “Come to the bars often? These are usually my second homeâ€
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September 1, 2024
“Thought you were drinking beer, I’m here to pass the time. I’m waiting on any clients to come my way or just come down to my office. The law can never be stopped, even if I have to things dirtyâ€
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September 1, 2024
“That’s my business, as I’m sure you have stuff that is your business, until someone pays to have you investigated.†Monty said, ordering the entire bottle of everclear moonshine.
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September 1, 2024
“Another unsuccessful and lazy day, life is good” #rp
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Sprout swung the front door open, dropping her disguise as she closed it behind her. "Frickin...if everypony responds to the policy by just doin it on the floor, maybe you should let non-customers use the damn restroom, ya cheap bastard!" She groaned, flopping face-first onto the floor. "Ugh...br... View More
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July 25, 2024
Silver is ready to ruin Roger's day. "Was it unsuccessful, though? It sounds like you accomplished what you set out to do."
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July 25, 2024
“What’s with all that poking?” #rp
"Is there anything more beautiful than the word 'twat'?" Roger asks "you twat" #rp
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Spins sniffled, on the verge of tears. "...I-I'm not a twat..." she said softly.
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July 3, 2024
Roger points at you from the distance while judging you. #rp
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Sprout was playing Hold 'Em with some alley cats. She was losing. Badly.
Sprout got up and followed him inside. "That's sad even by my standards, dude. You know what I think? I think you need to go out and make another friend!" She dropped her disguise.
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July 18, 2024
((Good gods, I've been in a fuckin' weird headspace lately. Probably because I got so dehydrated I was on the verge of going to the hospital. I know my prior responses fit the pattern of stuff you stopped responding to in the past, but I couldn't think of anything else at the time. I'm feeling bette... View More
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July 19, 2024
((Yep! It was not fun.))
Tality squints at him. "That's more plausible than you think. What if you're a changeling, huh?"
She glanced away for a few seconds, then back at him. "Okay, that's kind of a stupid theory. But I can see ghosts, ya know? What is this is like The Sixth Sense and you're Bruc... View More
Slash sat where he was.. glancing behind him as to figure out who that stallion was pointing at because he sure couldn’t be pointing at him
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July 19, 2024
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