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Roger

Male. Lives in  Vanhoover,  Equestria. Born on May 13, 1993
Race
Pegasus
Roleplay Availability
OPEN
About Me
get me a beer and we could be friends
Roleplay Universe
Modern Equestria
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
User Achievements
Roger
“Sometimes one beer isn’t enough or strong enough to handle some ponies” #rp
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Bright Brave
"One beer? Nothing like an ice cold pint of bitters. Man I could use one right now."
Like August 31, 2024
Sprouting Bulb
"I find it helps to smash the bottle first."
Like August 31, 2024
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3/22
Sprouting Bulb
"Oh shit, you comin out as a mare? Congrats, buddy, real proud of you." She started on her cereal.
Like September 1, 2024
Roger
“fuck you!” He rolls his eyes at her.
Like September 1, 2024
Sprouting Bulb
"How else am I s'posed to interpret that?" Spins asked through a mouthful of cereal.
Like September 1, 2024
Minty Frost
“That’s well said stranger” minty was onto her 30th beer, and didn’t feel any better about herself, she was slightly buzzed. “Come to the bars often? These are usually my second home”
Like September 1, 2024
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3/10
Minty Frost
“Thought you were drinking beer, I’m here to pass the time. I’m waiting on any clients to come my way or just come down to my office. The law can never be stopped, even if I have to things dirty”
Like September 1, 2024
Roger
“Well, beer isn’t strong enough” he shrugs once again while lifting a brow “clients? You’re a lawyer or something like that? And when we talk dirty.. how dirty?”
Like September 1, 2024
Minty Frost
“That’s my business, as I’m sure you have stuff that is your business, until someone pays to have you investigated.” Monty said, ordering the entire bottle of everclear moonshine.
Like September 1, 2024
Roger
“Another unsuccessful and lazy day, life is good” #rp
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Sprouting Bulb
Sprout swung the front door open, dropping her disguise as she closed it behind her. "Frickin...if everypony responds to the policy by just doin it on the floor, maybe you should let non-customers use the damn restroom, ya cheap bastard!" She groaned, flopping face-first onto the floor. "Ugh...br... View More
Like July 25, 2024
Silver Shield
Silver is ready to ruin Roger's day. "Was it unsuccessful, though? It sounds like you accomplished what you set out to do."
Like July 25, 2024
Roger
“What’s with all that poking?” #rp
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Sprouting Bulb
Spins, it turned out, had accidentally fallen asleep in Roger's bed, and her horn kept jabbing into him
Like July 20, 2024
Roger
Roger places a tennis ball onto her horn to avoid further poking.
Like July 20, 2024
Sprouting Bulb
Spins instinctively tried to fight back, only to let out a sleepy huff once the deed was done.
Like July 20, 2024
Roger
“Shut up.” He mumbles sleepily before returning to his sleep, feeling the pokes soon again but luckily not that painful anymore as before.
Like July 20, 2024
Roger
"Is there anything more beautiful than the word 'twat'?" Roger asks "you twat" #rp
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Sprouting Bulb
Spins sniffled, on the verge of tears. "...I-I'm not a twat..." she said softly.
Like July 3, 2024
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3/8
Sprouting Bulb
She chuckled weakly, her wings flitting. "...sorry, I just...I'm feelin a bit sensitive today..."
Like July 3, 2024
Roger
"I wonder why" he grumbles to himself as he stands still.
Like July 4, 2024
Sprouting Bulb
"Eh, you don't wanna hear it. But garbage day came early." She pointed to a trash can overflowing with beer bottles.
Like July 4, 2024
Roger
Roger points at you from the distance while judging you. #rp
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Sprouting Bulb
Sprout was playing Hold 'Em with some alley cats. She was losing. Badly.
Like June 21, 2024
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3/9
Tality
Tality leans in from behind a trash can and whispers, "I think he just sneaks into parties to steal alcohol and drugs, and then passes out in random places."
Like July 17, 2024
Roger
"Fuck you" he says to Tality "it's profitable!" he then gazes back at Sprout, taking a sip "I've other friends! I've one right here" he holds up his beer "okay, okay, you know what? that's getting too crazy right now" and with that, he walks back into the kitchen.
Like July 18, 2024
Sprouting Bulb
Sprout got up and followed him inside. "That's sad even by my standards, dude. You know what I think? I think you need to go out and make another friend!" She dropped her disguise.
Like July 18, 2024
Tality
"Hey! It's one thing to pass out drunk in my daughter's bed. But now you're --- what are you even judging me for, huh? Cannibalism? Murder? Possibly starting a war with Saddle Arabia?"
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3/12
Tality
((Good gods, I've been in a fuckin' weird headspace lately. Probably because I got so dehydrated I was on the verge of going to the hospital. I know my prior responses fit the pattern of stuff you stopped responding to in the past, but I couldn't think of anything else at the time. I'm feeling bette... View More
Like July 19, 2024
Roger
/I hope you're doing better now. "I'm not, I died many years ago" he replies with a roll of his eyes.
Like July 19, 2024
Tality
((Yep! It was not fun.)) Tality squints at him. "That's more plausible than you think. What if you're a changeling, huh?" She glanced away for a few seconds, then back at him. "Okay, that's kind of a stupid theory. But I can see ghosts, ya know? What is this is like The Sixth Sense and you're Bruc... View More
Like July 19, 2024 Edited
Acoustic Pulse
"We go a problem?"
Like July 18, 2024
Roger
"Depends, do we've one?"
Like July 18, 2024
Acoustic Pulse
"I mean shit if you want smoke, i got you."
Like July 19, 2024
Roger
"Now you're speaking my language!"
Like July 19, 2024
Slash Lancer
Slash sat where he was.. glancing behind him as to figure out who that stallion was pointing at because he sure couldn’t be pointing at him
Like July 19, 2024
Roger
"TWAT!" Roger yells before flying off.
Like July 19, 2024
Slash Lancer
“… weird.”
Like July 19, 2024
Roger
Roger sprays you with a water bottle "no, bad" #rp
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
AUUUUUGHHHHHH *My voice would warble as I melt.*
Like June 12, 2024
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3/4
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
WHY MEEEEEE?! *Jewel would come out of a nearby portal and throw up a shield between me and Roger.*
Like June 12, 2024
Jewel, The Teal Hippogriff
Don't you dare hurt my brother. *She would say in a menacing way.*
Like June 12, 2024
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
What did I even do to you?
Like June 12, 2024
Sprouting Bulb
Spins hissed, putting Roger's beer back in the fridge.
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3/72
Sprouting Bulb
Spins opened the window and started fanning the smoke out of it. "Look, the house can smell like cigarettes all you want any other day, but this is big bro visitin. We need to leave a good impression on him!" She gave Roger a serious look. "We only have one hour until they get here, everythin ha... View More
Like June 15, 2024
Roger
He lifts a brow at her as he watches her opening up all the windows "Why? do you want to fake a good life?" he asks, sighing "Maybe I should head out when he visits.. so he doesn't get a bad view on you and how you life, especially who you life with" he says.
Like June 15, 2024
Sprouting Bulb
Spins sighed. "No, no, stay. Please. I just...I need big bro to know that I can do fine without him watchin over me. I don't want him to feel like lettin me leave the hive was the worst mistake he ever made...and the best way to do that is to get the house ready for him..."
Like June 15, 2024
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Astro would hiss and fly back to his perch. He would then clean his wings.*
Like June 12, 2024
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3/4
Nitroxus Soulspins
Then why make it tasty.
Like June 12, 2024
Roger
"Because it's mine!"
Like June 12, 2024
Nitroxus Soulspins
Fine, I will stop.
Like June 12, 2024
Tality
Deep in the throes of madness, Tality sneers at the white pegasus. She tries to snarl, but her mouth is full of an unidentified pony's kicking hindquarters.
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3/17
Roger
"Save it from yourself!" he shouts back as he finally disappears in the distance.
Like June 15, 2024
Tality
Tality gasps, legitimately hurt. Sure, it's true she's depopulated worlds before. But she's been extra good in this Equestria. It just feels like her her efforts aren't being recognized. Meanwhile, the sobbing mare that Roger rescued shrugs and says, "oh well, guess it's back to my old plan now." ... View More
Like June 15, 2024 Edited
Tality
((Now see, what happened here is that I had two ideas of where to take this. Picked one, then got super high and decided I was gonna do the other, too, come hell or high water.))
Like June 15, 2024
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Astro would fly down, carrying a Himalayan Salt Lamp, a couple of beer, and a long winded apology letter.* Hello, I'm at the door. Can you hear me?
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Roger
"ey, did you lick my Himalayan salt lamp? Be honest" #rp
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Nitroxus Soulspins
*Astro's tongue was stuck to it. He was smiling.* Ahha.
Like June 10, 2024
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3/4
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Astro would keep licking it, to free his tongue.* It just so tasty.
Like June 10, 2024
Roger
"I hope you get diarrhea and have no toilet paper"
Like June 10, 2024 Edited
Nitroxus Soulspins
I couldn't help myself....
Like June 10, 2024
The Outsider
"Not even in dreams, man! This one time some salt lamp company had to do a mass recall, thing was givin' brain tumors to folk or somethin'; Ain't approached one since."
Like June 10, 2024
Roger
"Dude you talk too much, a simple yes or no would be enough"
Like June 10, 2024
The Outsider
"Yes or no, black and white, always the same with y'all with so little time."
Like June 10, 2024
Roger
Roger gives him one bit "here, go and talk with the parking meter, maybe it cares"
Like June 10, 2024 Edited
Bright Brave
"That's a lamp?"
Like June 10, 2024
Roger
"yes?!"
Like June 10, 2024
Bright Brave
*licky licky*
Like June 10, 2024
DreamCatcher
"Uhhh....Noooooo..." *Hides the salt lamp behind her back (There's a chunk cut off of it along with bite marks)*
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3/5
Roger
"your sorry doesn't replace my lamp though!"
Like June 10, 2024
DreamCatcher
*Ugly cries and continues eating the lamp*
Like June 10, 2024
Roger
"unbelievable"
Like June 10, 2024 Edited
Roger
"You must be an angel, cause I'm allergic to feathers" #rp
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Calaco Fleethoof
"Just how drunk are you?"
Like June 1, 2024
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3/7
Roger
"That's great for you, I don't"
Like June 1, 2024
Calaco Fleethoof
"So we gonna get drinks or are you just gonna stand there with your feathers tucked between your legs?"
Like June 1, 2024
Roger
"What are you talking about?" he takes a sip of his Applejack Daniels, what a good whiskey.
Like June 2, 2024
Cupid-Wishes
"if you vomit on me, imma hoof you in the [redacted]"
Like June 1, 2024
Roger
"Believe me, even my vomit has expectations"
Like June 1, 2024
Petricor
"Well, I'm shedding right now..."
Like June 1, 2024
Roger
"That explains it"
Like June 1, 2024
Ghostbit
"Well Yeah...That my name ?"
Like June 1, 2024
Roger
"No it's not"
Like June 2, 2024
Ghostbit
"Yes. It is."
Like June 2, 2024
Roger
Roger knocks on your door just to run away. #rp
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Nitroxus Soulspins
*After taking 15 minutes to open the door. Nitroxus would blink.* Who knocked on the door?
Like May 26, 2024
Roger
Roger was gone since it took too much time for him to open the door.
Like May 26, 2024
Yami Crosshide
*yami just looks around...cause he was just carrying this door for no reason and a knock appeared*
Like May 26, 2024
Glitterbomb Crybaby
"Again??"
Like May 31, 2024
Roger
"AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN!"
Like May 31, 2024
Queen Aurora Grimrose Flash
*he'd be caught by the guard*
Like May 31, 2024
Roger
Jokes on her, Roger can't be caught.
Like May 31, 2024 Edited
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