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Roger

Male. Lives in  Vanhoover,  Equestria. Born on May 13, 1993
Race
Pegasus
Roleplay Availability
OPEN
About Me
get me a beer and we could be friends
Roleplay Universe
Modern Equestria
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
User Achievements
Roger
"I made beer ice cream.. I'm a fucking genius!" #rp
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Dr. Oddeus Reiner
"Like... A root beer float or like ice cream that tastes like beer? I think ice cream tasting like how sickly pee smells is exactly what I avoid in my foodstuffs."
Like 5 hours ago Edited
Roger
"No, Ice cream that taste like beer.. no cheap knock off"
Like 5 hours ago
Dr. Oddeus Reiner
"Gonna have to pass on that one. Sounds gross. Although, those Irish coffee things are good. Drink a few rounds of those in your coffee and you'll by floating by 3:30. That could work in ice cream."
Like 4 hours ago Edited
Pepper Snap
Imma throw up
Like 45 minutes ago
Roger
„Fuck me“ Roger groans as he awakes from his drunk sleep, no clue where he is. #rp
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Ramirez
"Y'know, that part usually comes after dinner but...I can make an exception~"
Like November 12, 2025
Roger
Roger gazes with heavy eyes „getting drunk?“
Like November 12, 2025 Edited
Ramirez
Ramirez giggled, "I was thinking of something else but we can go with that if you want!"
Like Yesterday, 9:49 pm Edited
Roger
„..like what? Does your idea even include some kind of alcohol?“
Like Yesterday, 8:07 pm
Dr. Oddeus Reiner
"This is a normality for you, isn't it? Luckily I found you before they took your bones and hung you upside down for all your blood to drain so they can wear you like a pelt." He blinked a few time. "Nah, just kidding, you're in my apartment on my couch." Odd chuckled as he wasn't kidding. It sur... View More
Like November 12, 2025
Roger
Roger just watched him with a slow blink and an expression that’s hard to read „No matter what you smoke, share or stop smoking it“
Like Yesterday, 7:17 pm
Dr. Oddeus Reiner
"Nah, man... I'm serious. It's like 3 in the morning and you were passed out in some alley. Some dude was standing over you with a skinning knife. It was l-l-l-low-key scary. He sucked at fighting though. What a creep!" He mentioned while making an omelette. "Want one? I make a mean egg."
Like Yesterday, 8:13 pm Edited
Najasa Luxuria Khepri
Najasa leans in close, pink eyes gleaming with sparked interest. Her hoof trails lazily down your fur, the sharp tip grazing just enough to spread the hairs of your fur. "Again?" she purrs, voice low, husky, teasy. "I didn't know you liked seconds, Roger~''
Like November 13, 2025
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3/5
Roger
He ignores her for most the time as the headache is killing him literally and at some point he wishes that she just stops talking for at least a moment. He pulls the pillow over his head to avoid any kind of light, acting like a vampire. „Just put the glass away, I can’t and don’t want to see any l... View More
Like Yesterday, 7:50 pm
Najasa Luxuria Khepri
"Luckily, my memory is impeccable," Najasa purrs, her tongue darting out to lick her lips as if eyeing a delectable breakfast. Instead of handing over the water, she takes a drink herself, nefore setting the glass on the nightstand with a soft clink. She tilts her head toward the window, squinting ... View More
Like Yesterday, 3:19 am
Roger
"Yeah? then you know and maybe tell me what happened.." He looks back at her with a lifted brow and once the blind cords get closed again and the whole room darkens again, his eyes relax again and he slumps his head back down, closing his eyes for a moment to inhale some air loudly through his nose ... View More
Like Yesterday, 3:46 am
Thaumaturgy Whickerbray-Coronet the 2nd
Thaumaturgy approaches you casually, although you can clearly note a tinge of anxiety and fear on his face that he poorly tries to hide. He's dressed up with his usual cloak and bears his half-golden ... View More
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Roger
Roger can be found near a tree, passed out and dirty, he either fell from a tree, drunk of course, or he just takes a nap.. who knows, he's breathing at least, so that's good. #rp
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Shifter Burnside
"Heya"
Like September 18, 2025
Roger
A story teller in the background coughs akwardly before repeating "Roger can be found near a tree, passed out and dirty"
Like September 18, 2025
Shifter Burnside
"aight ima head out"
Like September 18, 2025
Sling Tyler
*Roger would land on Nitroxus's back as the green burrower was pulling a small cart. The crash landing both shocked and collapsed Nitroxus to the ground.* Ouch, what was that sack of bricks?
Like September 18, 2025
Roger
Need more discord friends, tell me your discord and I will add you.
4 people like this.
The Outsider
wastedwasteling or Kharon#1285 Honestly way more active there, you'll catch me playing a lot of Vermintide 2, Helldivers and FFXIV- B u t, I don't usually start convos.
Like September 16, 2025 Edited
Roger
Send
Like September 16, 2025
Roger
Or just add me: pinks23
Like September 16, 2025
Brady Thunderfoot
Can't find you. I'm Patt on the Matt.
Like September 16, 2025 Edited
Shifter Burnside
ay yo mat pat
Like September 17, 2025
Lunar Enigma
Catra#2112 or LunarEnigma0098_1694
Like September 16, 2025
Roger
You don’t accept any friend request
Like September 16, 2025 Edited
Bright Brave
Seaxy Beast.
Like September 16, 2025
Roger
Roger
"I used to be an adventurer like you, but a cunt shot me in the right wing“ #rp
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Meino Mysticforger
"Hey! I know who you are...Hail Sithis!"
Like September 14, 2025
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3/6
Meino Mysticforger
"Excuse me? I have not hit my head recently, thank you very much. Quite rude of you to say, I wouldn't think a friendly conversation warrants insults like that."
Like September 14, 2025
Roger
„you keep assuming that I’m someone I’m not, I’ve no idea why I should engage in guards speaking! Also who the fuck is Sithis?“
Like September 14, 2025 Edited
Meino Mysticforger
"Ah, but you have said something I have heard the guards say. I, in turn, have said something I have heard them say. Not sure what they refer to with Sithis, but it seems like a deity or something."
Like September 14, 2025
Valora
“Sorry.”
Like September 14, 2025
Roger
"What for? You wasn’t the one that shot me“
Like September 14, 2025
Valora
“Are you sure?”
Like September 14, 2025
Roger
His eyes go into slits as he gazes at her „I know where you live“
Like September 14, 2025
Gloom The Clown
Gloom shot his other wing, "I mean come on, it was too tempting."
Like September 14, 2025
Roger
It turns out she shot him with a low energy airsoft gun and the bullet hits the ground, 3 feet in front of him. „You’re a failure“
Like September 14, 2025
Bright Brave
"Frickin brutal."
Like September 14, 2025
Gloom The Clown
"Shit my bad, I forgot I packed all my joke weapons. Here we go..." Shoots him twice in the wing with a revolver. They were rubber bullets. "I have another 7 to go." She pulled out an uzi.
Like September 14, 2025 Edited
Lancer Thunderstride
Right in the conservative wing.
Like September 15, 2025
Roger
"Found an axe... I will call it Sharpy, sharpy the axe"
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Artistique
I honestly keep forgetting this exists lol
Like September 11, 2025
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3/5
Roger
Eh, when you play it with friends, it can be. But you're right, at the moment I'm just chasing ponies with my axe.
Like September 11, 2025
Artistique
Make sure to add "blood splatters" to your hooves to really sell it :D
Like September 11, 2025
Roger
You're a genius! why didn't I think of that?!
Like September 11, 2025
Shifter Burnside
ahfuck
Like September 12, 2025
Roger
Roger has been awake now for 2 days straight. „fucking moskitos“ #rp
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Brady Thunderfoot
Skill issues.
Like September 7, 2025
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3/10
Brady Thunderfoot
-Blows rasberries.-
Like September 7, 2025
Roger
‚I‘m proud of you“
Like September 7, 2025
Brady Thunderfoot
Damn straight you should be.
Like September 7, 2025
Bright Brave
Pics or it's lies
Like September 7, 2025
Elytron
"Will you stop callin me that?!"
Like September 7, 2025
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3/10
Elytron
"Then just let me feed!!!"
Like September 8, 2025
Roger
“Fucking no!”
Like September 8, 2025
Elytron
"What if I pay double rent?"
Like September 9, 2025
Shifter Burnside
/kill mosquito
Like September 8, 2025
Roger
"I get lost for a few months in a fucking forest and that’s what I return to?! Fuck me.. no wonder we’re all doomed“ #rp
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Knight Wolf
"Its your own fault for not knowing how to navigate, you might as well go back and die in there."
Like August 27, 2025
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3/6
Knight Wolf
"Hit a nerve? Ooh you must be one of those who think they said something slick but didnt, it really must hurt to be you."
Like August 27, 2025
Roger
„You’re like a tick on the ass.. here, have two bits, maybe the parking meter loves to listen to your bullshit“ He drops two bits before walking off.
Like August 27, 2025 Edited
Knight Wolf
"I can tell your ex didnt care for your bullshit, is that why you're all sad? Boohoo she left me cuz Im too special, woe is me im going to drink my sadness away," he tosses the two bits back "Buy yourself some balls with that, maybe give it to a little girl so she can help you man up!"
Like August 27, 2025 Edited
Meino Mysticforger
"A lot can happen in a few months or years, regardless of where you are. Change is unpredictable...but that roll of the dice is what keeps me waking up every morning with a hopeful spirit."
Like August 27, 2025
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3/4
Meino Mysticforger
"Do I look like I did? Maybe I do...and maybe I don't. But that would be another uncertainty with many possibilities."
Like August 27, 2025
Roger
„No but you talk like you did“
Like August 27, 2025
Meino Mysticforger
"I do?...Uh, that's just magic exhaustion...or something like that. Spells are hard sometimes...hehe."
Like August 27, 2025
Shifter Burnside
"You good man?"
Like August 27, 2025
Roger
„I am, thanks for asking“
Like August 27, 2025
Shifter Burnside
"Nice to know."
Like August 27, 2025
Sling Tyler
*Nitroxus would look up from his newpaper.* Lost in the woods? Brother, you were just in my backyard. How did you get lost out there? I had marked paths for all!
Like August 28, 2025
Roger
Roger just gazed at nitro with a slow blink. "….Fuck you! Don’t tell me what to do!“
Like August 29, 2025 Edited
Sling Tyler
I'm trying to help you!
Like August 29, 2025
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