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Roger

Male. Lives in  Vanhoover,  Equestria. Born on May 13, 1993
Race
Pegasus
Roleplay Availability
OPEN
About Me
get me a beer and we could be friends
Roleplay Universe
Modern Equestria
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
User Achievements
Roger
Roger
"I used to be an adventurer like you, but a cunt shot me in the right wing“ #rp
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Meino Mysticforger
"Hey! I know who you are...Hail Sithis!"
Like September 14, 2025
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3/6
Meino Mysticforger
"Excuse me? I have not hit my head recently, thank you very much. Quite rude of you to say, I wouldn't think a friendly conversation warrants insults like that."
Like Yesterday, 5:04 pm
Roger
„you keep assuming that I’m someone I’m not, I’ve no idea why I should engage in guards speaking! Also who the fuck is Sithis?“
Like Yesterday, 5:14 pm Edited
Meino Mysticforger
"Ah, but you have said something I have heard the guards say. I, in turn, have said something I have heard them say. Not sure what they refer to with Sithis, but it seems like a deity or something."
Like Yesterday, 5:29 pm
Valora
“Sorry.”
Like September 14, 2025
Roger
"What for? You wasn’t the one that shot me“
Like September 14, 2025
Valora
“Are you sure?”
Like September 14, 2025
Roger
His eyes go into slits as he gazes at her „I know where you live“
Like September 14, 2025
Gloom The Clown
Gloom shot his other wing, "I mean come on, it was too tempting."
Like September 14, 2025
Roger
It turns out she shot him with a low energy airsoft gun and the bullet hits the ground, 3 feet in front of him. „You’re a failure“
Like September 14, 2025
Bright Brave
"Frickin brutal."
Like Yesterday, 5:02 pm
Gloom The Clown
"Shit my bad, I forgot I packed all my joke weapons. Here we go..." Shoots him twice in the wing with a revolver. They were rubber bullets. "I have another 7 to go." She pulled out an uzi.
Like Yesterday, 7:13 pm Edited
Lancer Thunderstride
Right in the conservative wing.
Like 17 hours ago
Roger
"Found an axe... I will call it Sharpy, sharpy the axe"
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Artistique
I honestly keep forgetting this exists lol
Like September 11, 2025
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3/5
Roger
Eh, when you play it with friends, it can be. But you're right, at the moment I'm just chasing ponies with my axe.
Like September 11, 2025
Artistique
Make sure to add "blood splatters" to your hooves to really sell it :D
Like September 11, 2025
Roger
You're a genius! why didn't I think of that?!
Like September 11, 2025
Shifter Burnside
ahfuck
Like September 12, 2025
Roger
Roger has been awake now for 2 days straight. „fucking moskitos“ #rp
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Brady Thunderfoot
Skill issues.
Like September 7, 2025
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3/10
Brady Thunderfoot
-Blows rasberries.-
Like September 7, 2025
Roger
‚I‘m proud of you“
Like September 7, 2025
Brady Thunderfoot
Damn straight you should be.
Like September 7, 2025
Bright Brave
Pics or it's lies
Like September 7, 2025
Sprouting Bulb?
"Will you stop callin me that?!"
Like September 7, 2025
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3/10
Sprouting Bulb?
"Then just let me feed!!!"
Like September 8, 2025
Roger
“Fucking no!”
Like September 8, 2025
Sprouting Bulb?
"What if I pay double rent?"
Like September 9, 2025
Shifter Burnside
/kill mosquito
Like September 8, 2025
Roger
"I get lost for a few months in a fucking forest and that’s what I return to?! Fuck me.. no wonder we’re all doomed“ #rp
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Knight Wolf
"Its your own fault for not knowing how to navigate, you might as well go back and die in there."
Like August 27, 2025
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3/6
Knight Wolf
"Hit a nerve? Ooh you must be one of those who think they said something slick but didnt, it really must hurt to be you."
Like August 27, 2025
Roger
„You’re like a tick on the ass.. here, have two bits, maybe the parking meter loves to listen to your bullshit“ He drops two bits before walking off.
Like August 27, 2025 Edited
Knight Wolf
"I can tell your ex didnt care for your bullshit, is that why you're all sad? Boohoo she left me cuz Im too special, woe is me im going to drink my sadness away," he tosses the two bits back "Buy yourself some balls with that, maybe give it to a little girl so she can help you man up!"
Like August 27, 2025 Edited
Meino Mysticforger
"A lot can happen in a few months or years, regardless of where you are. Change is unpredictable...but that roll of the dice is what keeps me waking up every morning with a hopeful spirit."
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Meino Mysticforger
"Do I look like I did? Maybe I do...and maybe I don't. But that would be another uncertainty with many possibilities."
Like August 27, 2025
Roger
„No but you talk like you did“
Like August 27, 2025
Meino Mysticforger
"I do?...Uh, that's just magic exhaustion...or something like that. Spells are hard sometimes...hehe."
Like August 27, 2025
Shifter Burnside
"You good man?"
Like August 27, 2025
Roger
„I am, thanks for asking“
Like August 27, 2025
Shifter Burnside
"Nice to know."
Like August 27, 2025
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would look up from his newpaper.* Lost in the woods? Brother, you were just in my backyard. How did you get lost out there? I had marked paths for all!
Like August 28, 2025
Roger
Roger just gazed at nitro with a slow blink. "….Fuck you! Don’t tell me what to do!“
Like August 29, 2025 Edited
Nitroxus Soulspins
I'm trying to help you!
Like August 29, 2025
Shank Sweetiron
Shank is ambling around the town, fully dressed in western type gear including a bit in a saddle, calling out, "Backs for Bits! Backs for Bits! Exotic gaited mulicorn rides, bombproof, kid-safe!" And... View More
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Roger
„What the fuck? No matter what you took, share or fuck off“ Roger lifts a brow as he was about to take a sip of his nearly empty bottle of beer.
Like August 27, 2025 Edited
Witherwind Destrier & Varnish Destrier
Witherwind and his little daughter, Varnish, are sitting against a wall of a street in front of a shop. They seem to be doing something, hoping for bits to be tossed into a semi-filled jar in front of... View More
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Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus did some backflips and a cartwheel toward the pony. When he stopped, he smiled to them. He then passed them a large gift.* Happy Birthday!
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Sprouting Bulb?
Spins tossed Roger a beer. A high-quality beer. "You were born," she said. "Congrats on that." #rp
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Roger
He catches it with his head "What the F-" he breaks his speaking for a moment as he notices the beer "Oh! awesome! I want to be born everyday now"
Like May 14, 2025
Sprouting Bulb?
"Yeah, don't we all." Spins giggled before retreating into her room.
Like May 14, 2025
Roger
"I will give you 50 bits for that" #rp
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Sprouting Bulb?
"...I think you misunderstood what I meant by 'suck you dry'," the little changeling responded, tapping her hoof impatiently as she glared at Roger for...whatever he'd done to upset her.
Like January 24, 2025
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3/22
Sprouting Bulb?
"Hehe...now you're the cute one." Spins giggled.
Like January 24, 2025
Roger
"I feel ripped off! and betrayed! and.. everything!" he gets up, walking away.. well, he's walking to his room.
Like January 24, 2025
Sprouting Bulb?
"..." Spins pocketed the money and walked into her room."
Like January 24, 2025
Pepper Snap
Do u both kiss your mothers with those mouths?
Like January 24, 2025
Roger
"I don't have one.. soo.. I don't know?"
Like January 25, 2025 Edited
Pepper Snap
D’:
Like January 25, 2025
Nitroxus Soulspins
Um, I'm not allowed to sell this. *He was holding the urn of his grandmother.*
Like January 24, 2025
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3/8
Nitroxus Soulspins
Stop bidding.
Like January 25, 2025
Roger
"Fine... 85"
Like January 25, 2025
Nitroxus Soulspins
You're not getting this urn. No matter what.
Like January 25, 2025
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