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Roger

Male. Lives in  Vanhoover,  Equestria. Born on May 13, 1993
Race
Pegasus
Roleplay Availability
OPEN
About Me
get me a beer and we could be friends
Roleplay Universe
Modern Equestria
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
User Achievements
Roger
“What’s with all that poking?” #rp
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Sprouting Bulb
Spins, it turned out, had accidentally fallen asleep in Roger's bed, and her horn kept jabbing into him
Like July 20, 2024
Roger
Roger places a tennis ball onto her horn to avoid further poking.
Like July 20, 2024
Sprouting Bulb
Spins instinctively tried to fight back, only to let out a sleepy huff once the deed was done.
Like July 20, 2024
Roger
“Shut up.” He mumbles sleepily before returning to his sleep, feeling the pokes soon again but luckily not that painful anymore as before.
Like July 20, 2024
Roger
"Is there anything more beautiful than the word 'twat'?" Roger asks "you twat" #rp
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Sprouting Bulb
Spins sniffled, on the verge of tears. "...I-I'm not a twat..." she said softly.
Like July 3, 2024
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3/8
Roger
Roger rolls his eyes, wrapping his wings around her in a hug "gosh dang it sprout"
Like July 3, 2024
Sprouting Bulb
She sniffled, hugging him back. "Y-you didn't m-mean it, right?""
Like July 3, 2024
Roger
"I like the sound of the word, that's all"
Like July 3, 2024
Roger
Roger points at you from the distance while judging you. #rp
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Sprouting Bulb
Sprout was playing Hold 'Em with some alley cats. She was losing. Badly.
Like June 21, 2024
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3/9
Roger
He judges her hardly.
Like June 22, 2024
Sprouting Bulb
Sprout sighed, pushing all her twigs and stones into the pool. "All in, let's see." She picked up her cards. As expected from a changeling, her poker face was perfect, despite already having a four-of-a-kind. Maybe she'd win this round?
Like July 15, 2024
Roger
"I'm not surprised you're single" Roger finally says as she stops watching that scene and instead walks over to the fridge to grab himself a beer.
Like July 15, 2024
Tality
"Hey! It's one thing to pass out drunk in my daughter's bed. But now you're --- what are you even judging me for, huh? Cannibalism? Murder? Possibly starting a war with Saddle Arabia?"
Like June 23, 2024 Edited
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3/12
Roger
"I'm judging you for being you"
Like June 23, 2024
Tality
Tality's mouth hangs open as her mind fries from the frustration. What did that mean? How was he so good at getting under her skin? Why did she enjoy it so much? NO, no, no! Bad thoughts.
Like July 14, 2024
Roger
"What the fuck is just wrong with you.." he finally asks
Like July 15, 2024
Acoustic Pulse
"We go a problem?"
Like July 18, 2024
Roger
"Depends, do we've one?"
Like July 18, 2024
Acoustic Pulse
"I mean shit if you want smoke, i got you."
Like July 19, 2024
Roger
"Now you're speaking my language!"
Like July 19, 2024
Slash Lancer
Slash sat where he was.. glancing behind him as to figure out who that stallion was pointing at because he sure couldn’t be pointing at him
Like July 19, 2024
Roger
"TWAT!" Roger yells before flying off.
Like July 19, 2024
Slash Lancer
“… weird.”
Like July 19, 2024
Roger
Roger sprays you with a water bottle "no, bad" #rp
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
AUUUUUGHHHHHH *My voice would warble as I melt.*
Like June 12, 2024
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3/4
Roger
He keeps spraying 'no screaming! Bad!"
Like June 12, 2024
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
WHY MEEEEEE?! *Jewel would come out of a nearby portal and throw up a shield between me and Roger.*
Like June 12, 2024
Jewel, The Teal Hippogriff
Don't you dare hurt my brother. *She would say in a menacing way.*
Like June 12, 2024
Sprouting Bulb
Spins hissed, putting Roger's beer back in the fridge.
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Roger
"At least ask before you take it!"
Like June 12, 2024
Sprouting Bulb
"Hay, you took mine first!" Spins gestured to her six-pack of bottles, which noticeably had all six of them still there.
Like June 12, 2024
Roger
Without a reply he sprays her again.
Like June 12, 2024
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Astro would hiss and fly back to his perch. He would then clean his wings.*
Like June 12, 2024
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3/4
Roger
"That's right! Take it as a lesson to not steal the birds food!"
Like June 12, 2024
Nitroxus Soulspins
Then why make it tasty.
Like June 12, 2024
Roger
"Because it's mine!"
Like June 12, 2024
Tality
Deep in the throes of madness, Tality sneers at the white pegasus. She tries to snarl, but her mouth is full of an unidentified pony's kicking hindquarters.
Like June 12, 2024
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3/17
Roger
He keeps spraying water at her "Bad! no pony deep throating!"
Like June 13, 2024
Tality
Tality tries to scamper off with her prize, walking much like a giraffe because of the weight balanced on her neck, but she runs smack into some invisible walls left behind by some irresponsible mimes. Gosh darnit it all to heck! She turns around, nearly feral, arching her back and fluffing herself ... View More
Like June 14, 2024
Roger
"I said no! Creepy ass pony mare!" He sprays harder.
Like June 14, 2024
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Astro would fly down, carrying a Himalayan Salt Lamp, a couple of beer, and a long winded apology letter.* Hello, I'm at the door. Can you hear me?
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Roger
"ey, did you lick my Himalayan salt lamp? Be honest" #rp
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Nitroxus Soulspins
*Astro's tongue was stuck to it. He was smiling.* Ahha.
Like June 10, 2024
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3/4
Roger
Roger sighs annoyed "you started it, now it's your problem!"
Like June 10, 2024
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Astro would keep licking it, to free his tongue.* It just so tasty.
Like June 10, 2024
Roger
"I hope you get diarrhea and have no toilet paper"
Like June 10, 2024 Edited
The Outsider
"Not even in dreams, man! This one time some salt lamp company had to do a mass recall, thing was givin' brain tumors to folk or somethin'; Ain't approached one since."
Like June 10, 2024
Roger
"Dude you talk too much, a simple yes or no would be enough"
Like June 10, 2024
The Outsider
"Yes or no, black and white, always the same with y'all with so little time."
Like June 10, 2024
Roger
Roger gives him one bit "here, go and talk with the parking meter, maybe it cares"
Like June 10, 2024 Edited
Bright Brave
"That's a lamp?"
Like June 10, 2024
Roger
"yes?!"
Like June 10, 2024
Bright Brave
*licky licky*
Like June 10, 2024
DreamCatcher
"Uhhh....Noooooo..." *Hides the salt lamp behind her back (There's a chunk cut off of it along with bite marks)*
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3/5
Roger
"unbelievable! I hope you know that this lamp will rumble you up pretty good? Urgh.. same for you! I hope you get diarrhea with no toilet paper around."
Like June 10, 2024
DreamCatcher
"I'M SORRY, I WAS HUNGRY!!!"
Like June 10, 2024
Roger
"your sorry doesn't replace my lamp though!"
Like June 10, 2024
Roger
"You must be an angel, cause I'm allergic to feathers" #rp
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Calaco Fleethoof
"Just how drunk are you?"
Like June 1, 2024
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3/7
Roger
"Not at all, that's the problem"
Like June 1, 2024
Calaco Fleethoof
"Now that's the right answer, I need alcohol after hearing that. Seriously, can you come up with something better?"
Like June 1, 2024
Roger
"Dude, even if I'd be gay, you wouldn't be my type"
Like June 1, 2024
Cherry Ribbon n Co
"if you vomit on me, imma hoof you in the [redacted]"
Like June 1, 2024
Roger
"Believe me, even my vomit has expectations"
Like June 1, 2024
Petricor
"Well, I'm shedding right now..."
Like June 1, 2024
Roger
"That explains it"
Like June 1, 2024
Ghostbit
"Well Yeah...That my name ?"
Like June 1, 2024
Roger
"No it's not"
Like June 2, 2024
Ghostbit
"Yes. It is."
Like June 2, 2024
Roger
Roger knocks on your door just to run away. #rp
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Nitroxus Soulspins
*After taking 15 minutes to open the door. Nitroxus would blink.* Who knocked on the door?
Like May 26, 2024
Roger
Roger was gone since it took too much time for him to open the door.
Like May 26, 2024
Yami Crosshide
*yami just looks around...cause he was just carrying this door for no reason and a knock appeared*
Like May 26, 2024
Glitterbomb Crybaby
"Again??"
Like May 31, 2024
Roger
"AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN!"
Like May 31, 2024
Queen Aurora Grimrose Flash
*he'd be caught by the guard*
Like May 31, 2024
Roger
Jokes on her, Roger can't be caught.
Like May 31, 2024 Edited
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus jumped out of a speeding taxi cart and rolled over to the pony. He soon smiled to them. He then passed a large gift over to them.* Happy Birthday!
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Roger
After a long night of partying, Roger finally walks up to his house, at least he thinks it's his house, he opens the door, walks into bedroom and just lays down in the bed to sleep out his drunkness. ... View More
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Vanil
Home sweet home. He was indeed, in his house. He'd sleep off his hangover and be set to tackle what was left of the day. Roger unlocked [Good Ending].
Like April 19, 2024
Roger
[Reloads save game]
Like April 19, 2024
Tality
Tality is sitting in her study, typing up her newest work of fiction, when her daughter, Coney, comes in and says something quite strange to her. She walks to her foal's bedroom and finds that yes, indeed, there appears to be a homeless stallion laying in her daughter's bed. "Is he dead, momma?" T... View More
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3/6
Roger
Roger would be too drunk to care about it, instead he just lays there, his wings loose hanging off from each side of the bed while his chest raises and lowers slowly again, a sign that he's still alive plus he has a very strong scent of alcohol on him.
Like April 19, 2024
Tality
Roger would wake up with a hangover, in an unfamiliar room, to the smell of something delicious cooking in the next room. Next to the bed is a glass of water, a few pills and a note that says. "For your hangover :)" With a children's drawing of Roger laying in bed while a yellow pony and a smaller p... View More
Like April 19, 2024
Roger
He awakes after a few hours with a groan as his head now sure is killing him in a way that lets him swear to never drink again.. at least for the next few hours. As he slowly opens up his eyes he notices that he's in some kind of kids room? "What the fuck" he groans as he slowly sits up "What happen... View More
Like April 19, 2024
Tality
((Hmm...I'm now regretting I didn't play off the whole "...wait, did I have a foal last night." idea, because that sounds way funnier. Hmm...)) In an Alternate Universe: The sand-yellow mare plants a kiss on Roger's forehead, "welcome home, honey, did you take the hangover cure I left out for ya? ... View More
Like April 19, 2024
Sprouting Bulb
Roger had indeed entered his own house. One problem: he'd entered Spinneret's bedroom. While she was feeding. The sensation of somepony lying down on him woke Spins' poor victim up, causing him to scream, punch the little ling in the face, and scramble out the door. "...Roger, remember that room... View More
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3/4
Roger
Roger would probably remember that, but now? now he wants to sleep and instead of giving her a reply, he just snores. He has to admit, that the bed sure is comfortable.
Like April 19, 2024
Sprouting Bulb
"Ugh..." Spins rolled her eyes, kissed Roger on the forehead, and hugged him like a teddy bear as she fell asleep herself.
Like April 19, 2024
Roger
And so they happily sleep until roger awakes once again, sober and freaked out because of spinneret next to him or in general that he's been in her room! Oh! he also smells nice, like a bottle vodka.. or some cheap beer.. only he knows.
Like April 19, 2024
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