Pegasus
Roger
Male.
Lives in Vanhoover,
Equestria.
Born on May 13, 1993
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About Me
get me a beer and we could be friends
Roleplay Universe
Modern Equestria
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
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"I will give you 50 bits for that" #rp
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Former Corporal Spinneret
"...I think you misunderstood what I meant by 'suck you dry'," the little changeling responded, tapping her hoof impatiently as she glared at Roger for...whatever he'd done to upset her.
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January 24, 2025
Former Corporal Spinneret
"Hehe...now you're the cute one." Spins giggled.
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January 24, 2025
Roger
"I feel ripped off! and betrayed! and.. everything!" he gets up, walking away.. well, he's walking to his room.
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January 24, 2025
Former Corporal Spinneret
"..." Spins pocketed the money and walked into her room."
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January 24, 2025
Pepper Snap
Do u both kiss your mothers with those mouths?
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January 24, 2025
Roger
"I don't have one.. soo.. I don't know?"
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January 25, 2025
Edited
Pepper Snap
D’:
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January 25, 2025
Nitroxus Soulspins
Um, I'm not allowed to sell this. *He was holding the urn of his grandmother.*
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January 24, 2025
Nitroxus Soulspins
Stop bidding.
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January 25, 2025
Roger
"Fine... 85"
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January 25, 2025
Nitroxus Soulspins
You're not getting this urn. No matter what.
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January 25, 2025
Roger gasps as he slams his head out of a pile of empty beer bottles „habby fnucking old yeah!“ he yells, clearly drunk before he disappears once again in that pile. #rp
“Sometimes one beer isn’t enough or strong enough to handle some ponies” #rp
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"One beer? Nothing like an ice cold pint of bitters. Man I could use one right now."
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August 31, 2024
“That’s well said stranger” minty was onto her 30th beer, and didn’t feel any better about herself, she was slightly buzzed. “Come to the bars often? These are usually my second home”
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September 1, 2024
“Thought you were drinking beer, I’m here to pass the time. I’m waiting on any clients to come my way or just come down to my office. The law can never be stopped, even if I have to things dirty”
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September 1, 2024
“That’s my business, as I’m sure you have stuff that is your business, until someone pays to have you investigated.” Monty said, ordering the entire bottle of everclear moonshine.
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September 1, 2024
“Another unsuccessful and lazy day, life is good” #rp
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Sprout swung the front door open, dropping her disguise as she closed it behind her. "Frickin...if everypony responds to the policy by just doin it on the floor, maybe you should let non-customers use the damn restroom, ya cheap bastard!" She groaned, flopping face-first onto the floor. "Ugh...br... View More
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July 25, 2024
Silver is ready to ruin Roger's day. "Was it unsuccessful, though? It sounds like you accomplished what you set out to do."
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July 25, 2024
“What’s with all that poking?” #rp
"Is there anything more beautiful than the word 'twat'?" Roger asks "you twat" #rp
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Spins sniffled, on the verge of tears. "...I-I'm not a twat..." she said softly.
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July 3, 2024
Roger points at you from the distance while judging you. #rp
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Sprout was playing Hold 'Em with some alley cats. She was losing. Badly.
Sprout got up and followed him inside. "That's sad even by my standards, dude. You know what I think? I think you need to go out and make another friend!" She dropped her disguise.
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July 18, 2024
((Good gods, I've been in a fuckin' weird headspace lately. Probably because I got so dehydrated I was on the verge of going to the hospital. I know my prior responses fit the pattern of stuff you stopped responding to in the past, but I couldn't think of anything else at the time. I'm feeling bette... View More
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July 19, 2024
((Yep! It was not fun.))
Tality squints at him. "That's more plausible than you think. What if you're a changeling, huh?"
She glanced away for a few seconds, then back at him. "Okay, that's kind of a stupid theory. But I can see ghosts, ya know? What is this is like The Sixth Sense and you're Bruc... View More
Slash sat where he was.. glancing behind him as to figure out who that stallion was pointing at because he sure couldn’t be pointing at him
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July 19, 2024
Roger sprays you with a water bottle "no, bad" #rp
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WHY MEEEEEE?! *Jewel would come out of a nearby portal and throw up a shield between me and Roger.*
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June 12, 2024
Don't you dare hurt my brother. *She would say in a menacing way.*
Spins opened the window and started fanning the smoke out of it. "Look, the house can smell like cigarettes all you want any other day, but this is big bro visitin. We need to leave a good impression on him!" She gave Roger a serious look. "We only have one hour until they get here, everythin ha... View More
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June 15, 2024
Spins sighed. "No, no, stay. Please. I just...I need big bro to know that I can do fine without him watchin over me. I don't want him to feel like lettin me leave the hive was the worst mistake he ever made...and the best way to do that is to get the house ready for him..."
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June 15, 2024
*Astro would hiss and fly back to his perch. He would then clean his wings.*
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June 12, 2024
Tality gasps, legitimately hurt.
Sure, it's true she's depopulated worlds before. But she's been extra good in this Equestria. It just feels like her her efforts aren't being recognized.
Meanwhile, the sobbing mare that Roger rescued shrugs and says, "oh well, guess it's back to my old plan now." ... View More
*Astro would fly down, carrying a Himalayan Salt Lamp, a couple of beer, and a long winded apology letter.* Hello, I'm at the door. Can you hear me?
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"ey, did you lick my Himalayan salt lamp? Be honest" #rp
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*Astro would keep licking it, to free his tongue.* It just so tasty.
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June 10, 2024
"Not even in dreams, man! This one time some salt lamp company had to do a mass recall, thing was givin' brain tumors to folk or somethin'; Ain't approached one since."
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June 10, 2024
"Yes or no, black and white, always the same with y'all with so little time."
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June 10, 2024
"Uhhh....Noooooo..." *Hides the salt lamp behind her back (There's a chunk cut off of it along with bite marks)*
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