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Roger

Roger

Male. Lives in  Vanhoover,  Equestria. Born on May 13, 1993
Race
Pegasus
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OPEN
About Me
get me a beer and we could be friends
Roleplay Universe
Modern Equestria
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
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Roger fell for a trap and hangs upside from a tree "whoever put a beer in it, fuck you!" #rp
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Cherry Dazzle
Cherry would be walking by when she looked up and seen a pony hanging from a tree "Uhm, Hello there"
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Roger
"Did you put it there?"
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Cherry Dazzle
"Nope, I only drink whiskey, do you want help getting down?"
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Roger
"nah, I like hanging here and enjoy the view" he says sarcastic.
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Bright Brave
"My beer now. Yoink."
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Roger
"Fuck you"
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Light Show
Light jumps out from behind a tree at the sound of the cage dropping, ready to cheer in excitement. It dies on her lips as she sees the pony she caught. "You are /not/ Cipher Falls, mate. What're you doing here, and..." She looks at the can of beer, "Why'd you take a can of beer off the /ground/, ay... View More
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Roger
"First of all, fuck you! Second, why would you put a beer on a trap? What or who do you try to catch?! Me?!"
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Light Show
A shrug, "Apparently, ay? The stallion I buy medical syringes from tried to poison me, and I wanted to do something special for him." She comes over and starts cutting the metal bars with her horn, "He likes beer as much as he likes bits. You're just proof I didn't idiotproof, mate."
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Roger
Once he's free from the trap, he crushes down to the ground with a 'uff' noise. He quickly gets up, grabbing the beer to Secure it under his left wing "Oh I'm glad to be on your service, maybe you should rethink if the true idiot is the one that put the trap up without thinking that someone else, li... View More
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Sprouting Bulb
"So you're the one who keeps stealin my woods beer!" Sprout glared up at Roger. "Is nowhere safe for my damn drinks?!"
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Roger
"...fuck you too"
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Sprouting Bulb
"I put my beer in the woods, Roger. And you still drink it all. Are you also drinkin all my whiskey?!"
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Roger
"Do I look like if I'm into stallions?" He rolls his eyes "yeah, what a great idea to leave beer on the ground in the middle of a forest.. what could go wrong?!"
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