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Roger

Roger

Male. Lives in  Vanhoover,  Equestria. Born on May 13, 1993
Race
Pegasus
Roleplay Availability
OPEN
About Me
get me a beer and we could be friends
Roleplay Universe
Modern Equestria
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
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Roger
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Roger points at you from the distance while judging you. #rp
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Sprouting Bulb
Sprout was playing Hold 'Em with some alley cats. She was losing. Badly.
Like June 21, 2024
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3/9
Tality
Tality leans in from behind a trash can and whispers, "I think he just sneaks into parties to steal alcohol and drugs, and then passes out in random places."
Like July 17, 2024
Roger
"Fuck you" he says to Tality "it's profitable!" he then gazes back at Sprout, taking a sip "I've other friends! I've one right here" he holds up his beer "okay, okay, you know what? that's getting too crazy right now" and with that, he walks back into the kitchen.
Like July 18, 2024
Sprouting Bulb
Sprout got up and followed him inside. "That's sad even by my standards, dude. You know what I think? I think you need to go out and make another friend!" She dropped her disguise.
Like July 18, 2024
Tality
"Hey! It's one thing to pass out drunk in my daughter's bed. But now you're --- what are you even judging me for, huh? Cannibalism? Murder? Possibly starting a war with Saddle Arabia?"
Like June 23, 2024 Edited
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Tality
((Good gods, I've been in a fuckin' weird headspace lately. Probably because I got so dehydrated I was on the verge of going to the hospital. I know my prior responses fit the pattern of stuff you stopped responding to in the past, but I couldn't think of anything else at the time. I'm feeling bette... View More
Like July 19, 2024
Roger
/I hope you're doing better now. "I'm not, I died many years ago" he replies with a roll of his eyes.
Like July 19, 2024
Tality
((Yep! It was not fun.)) Tality squints at him. "That's more plausible than you think. What if you're a changeling, huh?" She glanced away for a few seconds, then back at him. "Okay, that's kind of a stupid theory. But I can see ghosts, ya know? What is this is like The Sixth Sense and you're Bruc... View More
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Acoustic Pulse
"We go a problem?"
Like July 18, 2024
Roger
"Depends, do we've one?"
Like July 18, 2024
Acoustic Pulse
"I mean shit if you want smoke, i got you."
Like July 19, 2024
Roger
"Now you're speaking my language!"
Like July 19, 2024
Slash Lancer
Slash sat where he was.. glancing behind him as to figure out who that stallion was pointing at because he sure couldn’t be pointing at him
Like July 19, 2024
Roger
"TWAT!" Roger yells before flying off.
Like July 19, 2024
Slash Lancer
“… weird.”
Like July 19, 2024