Friendship Letters

I now Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping bombs on disgusting tanks. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking stupid but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me y...

In most times of my life, I've shown to be somewhat of a poetic person. I have a belief that I always seem to stick by. The things you enjoy your life will always be available for you to experience, but will never last forever. As chapters close in on your life, new chapters are opened. A chapter of my life as ended and I'm soon going to be writing the newest the chapter going forward. And with going forward, comes the decision to leave behind what you've been enjoying. I'm leaving the site ...

Do not drink milk out of the jug you freaking barbarians that's how sickness is spread around.

1 In the beginning Cambia created the wierd horse website. 2 Now the website was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Cambia was hovering over the waters. 3 And Cambia said, “Let there be sons,” and there was sons.  ...

We need a suitable amount of apples, for the upcoming celebrations, I'm willing to pay the full price for at least a ton of these, I'm probably taking the entire thing but alas, we are thousands and thousands of night dwellers, who enjoy the great winter celebration, and trust me these apples will get drink up, like a desert survivor on a smoothie. P.S: The one called Applejack needs to be my wife, I mean my business partner. P.S 2: The bits have been sent by the company gal, so is on it's ...

What's the absolute best way to get rid of loose wing feathers?

Artistic is not a set bar of only the good artists. Everyone has the ability if they set their mind to drawing. Like me! I’m bery good at digital, but i prefer tradional so i do tend to stay away from digitally drawing. But! I will not say no to a challenge! Even if i lose. Just thought i would post this. Leona.

I'm a Cake pony and while many can infer what that means I have some Cake Pony facts for y'all :D Cake ponies regenerate Whats better than a cake you can eat forever? NOTHING :D ...

DO NOT READ IF YOU VALUE YOUR SANITY! ...

In my eyes a good villain is smart, challenges the hero and in turn makes the Hero stronger. See some villains are nice because of humour or something else about them but what makes the best kind of villain is being able to outsmart them while manipulating what's going on in the background. a good examples of this in MLP are Discord, Crysilis and Nightmare moon. each one had a certain level of control over things to help manipulate the mane six or the world around them. sadly nightmare moon ...

I love you... you know who you are.

Hi I'm Ruby, previously Jingles. The bitcoin investor. I've been banned 4 times and wanted to write a professional on guide on what to do if you are banned. Well congrats, if you're reading this you're probably not banned. But what if you accidentally post porn on the site or tell someone you hate them in hateful way? Well it starts with being locked out of the site. Then you will get a very "personal" email from one of the staff members telling you how much you suck. At this point you ca...

1.ponies that have Open for RP and can be found searching Open RP section but aren't open for role-playing or are full.. Switch that shit FFS to maybe or closed 2.ponies who say one thing but never do it like 'oh, I need to RP with you' or such over and over again but never do. 3. Ponies who don't know sarcasm or satire and more when it comes to jokes. I get sarcasm isn't easy to tell on the net but still. ...