Friendship Letters

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What's the absolute best way to get rid of loose wing feathers?

Dear Celestia, I'm planning on finally being very useful in Equestria. I'm going to help anypony I can, hoping to go on adventures making sure to do my best to make every pony happy, smile, and learn friendship.

Dear Celestia, I've been really scared about some of my dreams lately. I fear the strength, anger, and emotions will overtake me. I feel so scared, this dream I've had showed me attacking a black coated pony while shopping, the dream ended with me looking over a corpse.....

Dear Celestia, for a while I've thought for years that I've been the wrong gender and I only hope to someday become a female, and soon that may happen. I hope you and other ponies accept me for being transgender.

I now Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping bombs on disgusting tanks. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking stupid but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you canâ€...

that I still don't like winter but I found a way to avoid winter.

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Do not drink milk out of the jug you freaking barbarians that's how sickness is spread around.

Been playing a lot of Elder Scrolls Oblivion. I'm mostly exploring and adding everything to the map. First time trying out a hand to hand character also, there is something so satisfying about about the stuns knocking anyone down. I might also go add everything to the map for Shivering Isles also. Just the biggest problem to this is not getting much magic items. Also wondering if there is hidden skills to search for to add to Hand to Hand. Oh well Grogle will punch everything and punch it well...

Names: Maxh D'Aldebaran Last Name: Scratch "Alternative Universe" Age: 30 ...

Not sure if Internet explorer is gone yet I cannot open it. So I switched to Chrome, downside is I lost most of my favorites, might of jumped episodes to anime I'm watching, having to to learn chrome more, plus the favorites/bookmarks isn't a scrolling page. Well not just all complaints here, guess I do have a better browser now. I could go on onto other things I'm dealing with yet I don't want to sound like a whiner.

I only just wish to be a better pony, these days haven't been the best and quite recently I have lost quite a lot of friends due to my irritability and heightened aggression, I really don't understand why I am feeling this way, but I do hate it when these ponies lie to me, or take advantage of me... Do I have to be friendly to all of them?? I am starting to regret even coming here to Equestria, some are just so mean and evil, it MAKES you want to INVADE THE PLANET.... I guess, this will be the l...

I got the stuff you asked me to get, minus the golden apple, I have the mightiest chocolate beans from this dimension as well, so... yeah just a little more for the trinity of deliciousness is created, WHICH I ask your holy butts to stop raising taxes just because you don't like the letter "A" please? No, I'm not gonna kidnap the princesses here so you could have a wrestling match with, Luna. No, I'm not going to spread the Jester dust you gave me, so everyone could be turned into a clown t...

Trouble sleeping, Light headed, Hungry and more. Ugh this is going to be a long night. Luna your welcome to visit dreams or not, yet some how I feel I'm on my own again.

I posted this on a different site a few years ago, and I wanted to share it wtih you here. Happy Holidays. With holidays approaching fast, I fear my sanity will not last. People hustle to and fro, ...

We all have those days; you finally lie down in bed, get rid of your clothes, check your phone a last time and finally put it away to turn over and fall asleep... only to not fall asleep. You wait, and wait, maybe you notice that it's not the perfect position to fall asleep in so you adjust and wait again. It can happen that our bodies just don't want to enter sleep mode or we are simply not tired. So what can we do? I know a bunch of things that help me fall asleep when I need to but can't....

DO NOT READ IF YOU VALUE YOUR SANITY! ...

hello pinkie i would love to have a awesome party then i also need vinyl scratch to make her music and i want all the ponys to enjoy themselves then after that i want to get a special surprise for Rainbow dash cause she is so awesome not only thats shes Awesome she has Loyalty.... and i want you to do a Rap battle with the most famous rapper Eminem ...

Just a reminder to myself You're a treasured part of Equestria, you have many friends and everypony likes the night. Don't forget to take time off to work on yourself. Also! Buy some more cereal. ...

Hey guys. So far i've been enjoying the use of this site since release. I know its only been a few days but I feel so welcome again to a new community full of old people. I hope that CA comes to prosper as much as PS did. If you need a friend to RP with, Hit me up. Ill be online often, especially when the mobile app comes out :D