Topic: the things you do for bits

It seems her family reputation precedes her. She only applied to be a stage crew member, but apparently they had 'last minute changes' and appointed her as one of the leads in their play of the . Obviously, she said no, then she looked at the payment (and bonus) offered... Maybe she should've stuck with no, for this meant she must lose all that H&H chocolate and wine weight, be inequinely flexible as she was in her adolescence, and practice speaking with a southern equestrian accent. Now the...