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Tourist Town Fire/EMS Fuckery

Tourist Town Fire/EMS Fuckery

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Shifter Burnside
Why’s this place called the Fuckery?
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Tourist Town Fire/EMS Fuckery
shared a photo
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Ice Wisp
Gotta suck the coof out of them before it's too late. You can do it!
Like November 25, 2020
Tourist Town Fire/EMS Fuckery
I think we can all agree that hearing firefighter and EMS stories are cooler than hearing about police stories.
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Ice Wisp
Tell us stories about rescuing hoarders trapped under piles of filth.
Like October 30, 2020
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Tourist Town Fire/EMS Fuckery
Actually, I rescind my previous statement.
Like October 30, 2020
Ice Wisp
Fuck you
Like October 30, 2020
Tourist Town Fire/EMS Fuckery
You wanna get trapped under piles of filth?
Like October 30, 2020
Buster
I expect greatness from this page
Like October 30, 2020
Tourist Town Fire/EMS Fuckery
Prepare to be disappointed.
Like October 30, 2020
Bright Brave
Lame.
Like October 30, 2020
Tourist Town Fire/EMS Fuckery
"Patient tried to put the fire out with his hands, has burns." WELL, I MEAN...
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Commander Wyatt Ryder
I tried to drink my way out of a lake and almost drowned. Fancy that.
Like June 11, 2020
Captain Sky N Nova
Thats why you sit on the fire. Nothing bad can ever happen that way!
Like June 11, 2020
Commander Wyatt Ryder
this is fine.
Like June 11, 2020
Amity Guard
Couldn't master the burning finger
Like June 11, 2020
Tourist Town Fire/EMS Fuckery
Real bad year to be a cop.
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Maizzey Starr
always been bad to be a cop
Like May 29, 2020
Amity Guard
Real bad year to be part of a system that's plagued with corruption.
Like May 29, 2020
Buster
Real bad year to work anywhere in Minneapolis
Like May 29, 2020
Ice Wisp
Real bad year to be a Target in Minneapolis
Like May 29, 2020
Amity Guard
You're my target.
Like May 29, 2020
Ice Wisp
You can loot me any day~
Like May 29, 2020
Tourist Town Fire/EMS Fuckery
I can't think of a more inconvenient place to have a heart attack than 75 feet out on the ice in a frozen lake. Try to have your cardiac compromises a little closer to shore, people. Thanks.
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Tourist Town Fire/EMS Fuckery
Our department has just placed an order for a number of Level B Hazmat suits. Haha! Aaaaa... (Here's what a Level B suit looks like.)
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Bright Brave
Gotta fight the pandemic.
Like March 15, 2020
Whisper
Death stranding cosplay is lit
Like March 15, 2020
Tourist Town Fire/EMS Fuckery
12 am. Dispatched to local hotel for folks who stated a CO Alarm was going off in the room over. They were basically the only people staying there and were advised to evacuate. They're sitting in thei... View More
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Ice Wisp
Bullied
Like March 11, 2020
Tourist Town Fire/EMS Fuckery
WASH YO HANDS DIRTY, STIMKY BRONIES
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Bright Brave
I challenge thee to bolt actions at dawn.
Like March 11, 2020
Tourist Town Fire/EMS Fuckery
YOU EVER BEEN HIT BY AN AMBULANCE AT HIGHWAY SPEEDS? PONY SKULLS ARE SOFTER THAN YOU THINK.
Like March 11, 2020
Bright Brave
Come on down to FL. I got some 8mm rounds for ya.
Like March 11, 2020
Flam
Pony guts on your ambulance? Its more likely than you think, take the free test now at thisisdefinitelynotascamsitethatnigerianprincesusetopreyoninnocentoldladies.net
Like March 11, 2020
Tourist Town Fire/EMS Fuckery
One question I get rarely is "What was the worst call you've been on?" Don't ask that question. 1. You probably won't like the answer and 2. It's probably a call they dont like talking about anyways.
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