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Flim Flam Co. Contract
https://canterlotavenue.com/blog/861/flimflam-industries-employment-contract/
Employees MUST agree to the terms presented in this contract. Otherwise your employment is void.
Flim Flam Co.
The flimflam co. Is saddened by the losses of Las Pegasus. We are offering our resources to anypony effected. Fortunately production of our traditional cider is now being produced. Employees are now a...View More
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Hymn
Shen will be happy to help with rebuilding <3
polo fastter
"look like everyone getting clear crystal windows" crimson said
Flim Flam Co.
Attention: all employees. You are advised to stay home until such time as the arsonist is caught by equestrian authorities. If you feel that your life is in danger DO NOT HESTITATE to go to the guard...View More
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Flam
polo fastter
so when will this be active again?
Flam
//it will be active when i find the time
Flim Flam Co.
Attention, all employees: After recent attacks on the company, we have decided to stop all production. This will be an unpaid leave to most employees, and work will continue once the pony responsible ...View More
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polo fastter
crimson called hunter "hay hunter I got a job at flam's place now you know the code word if the place get attack ok" crimson said as he hang up the phone mean while in vanhoover hunter was looking at a collection of guns.
Flim Flam Co.
Everypony give a warm welcome to Nar Kazunah! The newest addition to the Flimflam co. team!
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Chiller Sway
Sway waves
Nar Kazunah
Nar returns the wave.
Chiller Sway
Hi best friend! Sway waves to his friend
Hymn
*Shen waves at the new employee! He is big horse she is little horse*
Amuka
"Welcome!"
Flim Flam Co.
Everypony give a warm welcome to polo fastter! The newest addition to the Flimflam co. team! Another note, Everypony congratulate Amuka for being Septembers Employee of the month! She gets free acces...View More
Amuka
"Yes yes yes yes!" Amuka said jumping up and down with glee
Flam
Flam gave her her parking stub and her lunch pass! It was a great day indeed!
Drasona
*knocks on the office door*
Drasona
flam why do you believe Stickman to be evil and trying to overthrow the Equestrian government I've met him and he showed no ill intentions towards Equestria in fact he has been hired by the princesses...View More
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Flam
"Hired" phhh dont make me laugh! That evil pony is nothing more than a trouble maker, a CRIMINAL that gets away for his crimes because he has such good relations. I can see through his lies. He is out to destroy our way of life, and he wont stop until he has conquered us all! The buffoon is not perm...View More
Drasona
can you show me hard evidence that he's a criminal
Flam
"Oh yes! He invaded company grounds, STOLE some product of mine and severly injured and nearly killed my employees!"
Drasona
do you have any video evidence that you can show me
Flam
"Of course! Video evidence too! I also have it on good word that he was forcing poor Nitroxus Soulspins to give him his... "pizza."
Drasona
hmm i'llhave a talk with Stickman, The Legendary Hero
Stickman, The Normal Unicorn
*I notice this on the comms* "Destroy our way of life" "Conquer all of equestria" I don't even go to Las Pegasus! Blah blah blah, all lies. Besides, I'm dating a hippogriff princess. To think I want to destroy their way of life. HAH! Hogwash.
Drasona
I agree with you Stickman
Drasona
how about i show you the results of a forensic investigation i ran after this "robbery took place? *she shows you the results wich are flawless and without error they show that Stickman and his friends have no connection to this robbery*you know it could be a rouge changeling
Flam
//you know that this was an rp me and stickman had right? All that flam says is true, and it drives his perception of stickman//
Drasona
//oh sry I didn't know//
Drasona
//she is allies with stickman//
*ACCOUNT CLOSED*
Green calls Flam, having a question. She waits until he answers.
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Flam
Flam heard the call, and trotted over, not owning a phone.
*ACCOUNT CLOSED*
Green notices you. “Oh! Uh… Is there any spots available in your company I can take place in?” she asked.
Flam
Flam nods. "Plenty!" He said to her. "Tell me, what kind of job are you interested in?"
*ACCOUNT CLOSED*
“What’s available?”
Flam
He frowned a little bit. "If you want a job, you need to tell me what you are looking for."
*ACCOUNT CLOSED*
Green boops Flam and says “Boop.”
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Flam
Flam calls Amuka to his office. "Amuka! Have you gotten any new information on that evildoer stickman?" He asked, wondering how her espionage was going.
Amuka
Amuka stumbled Into the room. "I'm here I'm here! And no, hes never doing anything that's bad! I've just been watching him go about his normal day, it's extremely boring."
velvet estelle blood velvet (smol ling filly}
slips in "hiya!"
Amuka
"Gah! What the? Who are you?!"
velvet estelle blood velvet (smol ling filly}
im grapefruit izzy! im from unicornia!
Flam
"Oi! Out!" Flam exclaimed. "Cant you see this is a private conversation?!" He exclaimed angrily. "From what i have heard from other sources, he has been attacking this ape thing for a minor insult, and has been actively trying to spy on equestria to give the megaspell to the zebras."
Flam
//flam is a tad bit rude. Just fyi!
velvet estelle blood velvet (smol ling filly}
is that real?" she gently tugged on his mustace "coool!"
Flam
"Oi! Ah!" He exclaimed getting thw filly away from him. He had no idea how to deal with children! "Why dont you go play with something?!"
Amuka
Amuka Sighed, "Do I really have to get serious about getting a filly out of here?"
velvet estelle blood velvet (smol ling filly}
but i like you daddy!" huggles flams hoof tightly
Amuka
Amuka Stared at the filly. "Flam, do you have a connection to this little one?"
Flam
"I have no idea who this young one is, nor do i know why she is calling me her father." He said to amuka. "Actually, give me a second, i think Dr. Marina Bleu may know, she has so many family members unaccounted for. He trotted toward a phone phone on the wall, and dialed her number, wondering if sh...View More
Dr. Marina Bleu
Marina picks up. “what.”
Flam
"Hey, marina, its me! Flam! I uh... think one of your siblings may have, you know, kind of interrupted a company meeting?" He asked. "A young filly just burst into my office calling me father, and i can assure you that i have not been with any mares in that way."
Dr. Marina Bleu
Marina was quiet, and she let out a long sigh, “oh great... well, she’d have to be a crystal pony. Look into her eyes, and if you see hexagon shapes in them, that means the probability of this being true is.... too much.”
polo fastter
crimson walked in and looked at what was happening. "hello do you guysknow where the restroom is?" crimson said.
Flam
Flam assumed this was a pony who got lost from the park. "Go down the hall, out the employees only doors, and to the right next to the "pegasus flight school" ride
polo fastter
"thank you" crimson walked to the restroom
King Sombra
You can't keep this up, you know. This world has measures to deal with things like you. They've done it twice already. A slab of crystal flies through and destroys the doors to lab, Sombra not far b...View More
Dr. Marina Bleu
//Hymn uwu// Marina and Flam were to stop by the lab as fast as possible to collect their things— and hopefully find and make sure Artemis was okay. however, upon seeing the state of the doors to the lab, Marina’s eyes had begun to fill with tears. She stared distraughtly at the state of her lab. t...View More
Flam
"Quickly marina, we havent much time." Flam said to her. " you need to get your things and we need to get out of here." He said, readying his magic sheild. He looked around for Asteria Bleu. He would definitely need to pay her for this.
King Sombra
The dark king sat at the other end of the lab on a throne made up of crystals growing out of the wall. "You ponies can be so terribly predictable. The mare knew I'd be here, and yet you came anyways." He tossed what remained of a folder over to them, chuckling to himself. "The unicorn was as easily ...View More
Dr. Marina Bleu
Marina covered herself fearfully using her wings as she tried to block out his voice. she could not move, although she desperately wanted to. A whimpering noise escaping her throat, Marina broke into a gallop, skidding past jagged crystals as she went to find and stuff any useful bits of information...View More
King Sombra
The unicorn takes one look at Flam before walking ahead dismissively. Flat headed crystals shoot out of the ground from behind his shield and obscure his view, keeping Flam at bay for the moment. "What's the matter, Mari?" He said tauntingly, iron gauntlets clanging against the floor with every step...View More
Dr. Marina Bleu
Right now would have been a swell time to be a unicorn. she backed away from him, wings hugging in protectively at her sides as they held the papers she’d collected, until they were pried open by his magic. Mari knew very well what would happen should she obey his order, so she squeezed her eyes shu...View More
Hymn
((uwu? OWO!!))
Hymn
Yaaassss, Marii hass a sisster and she’s walking Somby with a broom QUEEENS
Dr. Marina Bleu
QUEENS
Hymn
THEY BE QUEENS
Asteria Bleu
broom time
Hymn
Yas
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