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Seir's Agency of Supernatural Services #666
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Seir's Agency of Supernatural Services #666
If you're happy and you know it, sell your soul!
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Mina Marzipan
*Sells soul* *Burns in hell*
Seir Genevieve
But they can burn together tho!
D‎ream²
Dream's serotonin levels are quite low.
Seir Genevieve
Seir tries to raise them by offering candy.
Bright Brave
You need Jesus
Seir Genevieve
You're wrong
Bright Brave
You already have Jesus? Oh good. :3
Damean the paranormal detective
Your soul will go towards helping demons in need. Those demons are us and we are in need of souls.
Seir's Agency of Supernatural Services #666
Hymn
What?? Wh... Why is... Why do... Huh??
Jule
(Its a reference to Shrodinger's Cat)
Hymn
((Shhhhh let me DO THIS JULE I love you tho and thank u for explaining it to my dumb self
Jule
<3
Damean the paranormal detective
"Don't ask where the cats are from"
Seir&#039;s Agency of Supernatural Services #666
Give everything away for the one you love the most! We guarantee you'll be reunited with your true love by the end of the day. ...Or do you want to die alone like a loser? *No devolution in case of ...View More
Seir&#039;s Agency of Supernatural Services #666
It is our job to come up with the most overly complicated scheme to accomplish your simplest -probably illegal- wishes!
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Bright Brave
I wish you were dead.
Seir Genevieve
D‎ream²
Goteeemm
Lavender Dawn
Will our overly complicated scheme ever actually acheive results? Or is this one of those things where plans turn into plans and the game just keeps going?
Seir&#039;s Agency of Supernatural Services #666
"We're a proud, growing company, you guys!" With Damean the paranormal detective and Tv Head (Idk his name yet, I always forget he works here too.)
D‎ream²
Daaw TV head's got a cute blush.
Seir&#039;s Agency of Supernatural Services #666
“please, I’ll do anything! I just need to hire someone who will actually show up to work! Who do demons sell their souls to when nothing else works!?“
D‎ream²
Dream holds her hoof up. Pick me pick me!!
Seir Genevieve
“Can you answer phone calls?”
D‎ream²
"..." Dream nods. Well. Technically she could.
Seir Genevieve
“...I mean. Let’s be real, nobody ever calls. Sure.” He takes a deep breath. “Okay, you’re hired.”
Beelzebub
"You should hire me. For more than... Phone calls. If anyone knows of the supernatural it be me." Said the floating doll. "My resume involves opening my own hole into hell, being some form of watchful deity to some and mischievous as hell."
Seir Genevieve
"Well I don't really have the receptionist position open anymore, if Dream decides to go through with it." Seir rubs his chin. "I do need more staff though... I'm not actually sure if we need portals to hell, I can do that myself?"
Beelzebub
"This is true but can you function in the overworld normally as every other pony? Nor do you stay in the overworld. Not to mention you hire me and all of my several hundred goons who often keep watch of things. I do not require payment of any sorts but instead a deal. A harm free deal." "I requi...View More
Seir Genevieve
Seir frowns and sighs, he seems a little irritated at her assuming questions. "Yes, Death. I can... I don't know if you've noticed that I'm married?" He shows off his ring. "I think it is pretty clear that I managed to adapt to the overworld just fine. I don't need help opening portals or sending le...View More
Beelzebub
She grimaced. "Just because your marriage is a thing doesn't mean anything. Legions of imps? You play me for a fool. Insult me really. Don't you ever call my 'legion' imps again. Stay in your league, boy. I didn't mean they would hunt but to survey. To clear distance." Now she seemed angry. Furious....View More
Seir Genevieve
“Geez. Okay, okay, calm down.” Seir is forced to back against his oversized leather chair. He did not know she’d be so sensitive about the imp thing, it wasn’t that much of a bad word, sure it still wasn’t fun being referred as one but, he hadn’t call -her- an imp, just her minions. “Yeaaaaaah” Se...View More
Baron Redpath
"Shit i thought this was for kfc, whats this job i can take it."
Seir&#039;s Agency of Supernatural Services #666
"There seems to be an issue where emergency 911 calls are getting redirected to our offices. Sorry for the inconvenience!"
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Commander Wyatt Ryder
"I ORDERED A VEGETARIAN PIZZA."
Seir Genevieve
Seir gets pissed and hangs up. "NO ONE PICK THAT UP."
Seir&#039;s Agency of Supernatural Services #666
Day 258, Phoenix still doesn't know I set up an entire alternate dimension inside his closet.
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D‎ream²
Dream steps inside his closet.
Seir Genevieve
-Inside the closet-
Seir&#039;s Agency of Supernatural Services #666
Need a little extra help with those New Year resolutions? We're only one soul away!
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Bright Brave
Im gonna take all your souls some day
Seir Genevieve
"There are a lot of pyrotechnics related accidents around this time of the year."
Bright Brave
"And I cause half." The big war horse bounced a grenade in his hoof.
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