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Suxortin Snipslous

Male. Lives in Canterlot,  Canterlot,  Equestria. Born on October 16, 1995
Race
Earth Pony (Of the Burrowing Variety)
Roleplay Availability
OPEN
About Me
Foolish Mortals! Bask in my perfection! You will all fall short of me, the Superior Lifeform that is me! Suxortin! Nopony can dare be a threat to me. I will destroy all that dare threaten my greatness.
Roleplay Type
Asterisk/Dash
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Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin has unleashed all the animals in the zoos to the public. He even made sure to place fireworks around to spook the animals.* Ha! #rp
3 people like this.
Resi LOKFIL
[my friend who works at the zoo is probably completely devastated] *Me getting groceries* ah finally some me time... So what do i need, i need some pizza, some yogurt, bread and ban..ba ... Thats a monkey in the store... Eh ive seen worse *tries to get some bananas* Hey there buddy just need some..... View More
Like April 25, 2025
Suxortin Snipslous
*Sux would ride on the back of a white tiger.* How goes your troubles?
Like April 25, 2025
Resi LOKFIL
*struggling with the mokey* ahhh--- don't aeh tell me - goddamn it ahh -- it was you again?
Like April 27, 2025
Suxortin Snipslous
Yes! And it wasn't personal. I just hate everypony eqaully.
Like Yesterday, 6:02 pm
Former Corporal Spinneret
Spins sighed. "I can't believe PETA would do this..."
Like April 25, 2025
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Former Corporal Spinneret
"Yes, I hate you too, but this is no time for flirtin."
Like 8 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
You made it weird. You made this odd.
Like 8 hours ago Edited
Former Corporal Spinneret
"Ooh, you wanna kiss me so bad~"
Like 8 hours ago
Bright Brave
"These schemes are pretty lame." Munches a kangaroo.
Like Yesterday, 7:59 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
How did you kill a kangaroo?
Like Yesterday, 8:53 pm
Bright Brave
With a gun. *munch munch*
Like Yesterday, 9:41 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
That would do it.
Like 9 hours ago