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Pizzamovies
I will not stand for this earth pony slander happening on my horse site. We are fully functioning and intelligent members of Equestria society, and deserve such respect.
9 people like this.
Bright Brave
Earth pony best pony. Strong of mind, strong of body.
Like June 22, 2025
Pizzamovies
YES BROTHER. You understand, you’re truly the only one who understands. Ape together strong
Like June 22, 2025
Silent_Dusk
" I knew that DeathClaw did something to your head. While it is fashionable, it's a god damn Microwave, ON YOUR HEAD!!! And what is with all the pizza? "
Like June 22, 2025 Edited
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3/8
Silent_Dusk
Silent had a confused look on his face as the stallion just stood there, just standing with what looked to be surprise or happiness, or both. " ... And this is one reason I like my yearly ' get away '. "
Like June 22, 2025
Pizzamovies
The earth pony snaps out of his state of mental distress and grabs dusk by the hoof. “Oh. OH CELESTIA FUCK. You gotta. You gotta help me.” He babbles as the stallion begins frantically scooping the pizza back into the barrel, dirt, toppings and everything.
Like June 22, 2025
Silent_Dusk
SD was somewhat shellshocked, having a hard time just beginning to process what is happening in front of him. " Well... Well, don't bother scooping the pizzas back up; those things are already dirt-flavored and probably have numerous bacteria on them. "
Like June 23, 2025
Tality
EARTH PONIES UNITE! *high five*
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3/5
Bright Brave
Nu.
Like June 23, 2025
Tality
... Transphobe.
Like June 23, 2025
Chase
OOF
Like June 23, 2025
Honey Seep
"Yeah! So what if we accidentally dump honey on our heads and run around singing about the bees but not really accidentally and it's super fun and trust me you'll like it every once in a while!" ... View More
Like June 23, 2025 Edited
Pizzamovies
“Y’all ever just have days like this? Yeah…me too.”
4 people like this.
Silent_Dusk
" Yeah, what looks to be a Deathclaw is about a foot away from you. Two questions, one: How are you still alive? And two: What are you doing here in this wasteland? "
Like June 17, 2025
Pizzamovies
“If I knew I would tell you, perhaps we can both die together in glorious combat?”
Like June 17, 2025
Silent_Dusk
" Of course, just know they're called Deahclaws for a reason. Very few survive its attacks. "
Like June 17, 2025
Chase
"USE THE TUNGSTEN CUBE! You did bring your tungsten cube right?"
Like June 17, 2025
Pizzamovies
*The camera would shift to an oddly cube shaped bulge in the earth ponies stomach* “Oh hahaha. Yes I did! Don’t uh…don’t worry.”
Like June 17, 2025
Chase
"Wow maybe you really don't have a brain."
Like June 17, 2025
Lambia
It's chill, he don't bite.
Like June 17, 2025
Bright Brave
I am highly offended it's original design ClawDeath. More humanoid than monster. Truly the consequences of ponies sins.
Like June 17, 2025
Pizzamovies
Earth pony brain be like:
4 people like this.
Ramirez
Being an earth pony is crazy work, vro is so chopped🚡🥀
Like June 12, 2025
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3/7
Pizzamovies
*Squints really really hard at the small bug creature.* Yeah, yeah okay fine. I love you too tiny insect.
Like June 13, 2025
Ramirez
*The insect would smile bright before hugging the pony.*
Like June 13, 2025
Pizzamovies
*Replace the teddy bear with Ramirez*
Like June 13, 2025
Bright Brave
I love Pizza yes I do. I love Pizza more than you.
Like June 12, 2025
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3/4
Bright Brave
Pardon me. I love "Pizzamovies" more than you.
Like June 13, 2025
Pizzamovies
Bright Brave breaking the laws of reality for the 5th time today.
Like June 13, 2025
Bright Brave
5 is my lucky number. How'd you know~?
Like June 14, 2025
LOONMARK-XENO
that's my Brian's ):>
Like June 13, 2025
Thaumaturgy II Whickerbray-Coronet
me literally during every rp
Like June 13, 2025
Pizzamovies
It’s an occupational hazard lol.
Like June 13, 2025
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus rode on the back of a large moving rock that was moving toward the pony. He soon smiled to them. He then passed a large gift over to them.* Happy Birthday!
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Pizzamovies
I’m not real I can’t hurt you
6 people like this.
Bright Brave
I can hurt you. But I wont~
Like April 4, 2024 Edited
Pizzamovies
1 person liked this.
Nitroxus Soulspins
A near perfect score, huh. Guess I'm truly nearly flawless.
Like February 16, 2024
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3/4
Nitroxus Soulspins
I am?
Like February 19, 2024
Pizzamovies
Oh not you. I mean Nitroxus
Like February 19, 2024
Nitroxus Soulspins
Oh...
Like February 19, 2024
Serendibite
I got 60%, which is still higher than average so I’ll take it
Like February 19, 2024
Pizzamovies
Im proud of you Seren <3
Like February 19, 2024
Adam
Lies, ribs are the best. :3
Like March 25, 2024
Marquis Majordome
20% The only one i got right is the pizza tower one. Pineapple pizza lover, rise up!
Like June 18, 2024
Bright Brave
THE HELL IS THIS NECRO POST !?!?!?!
Like June 18, 2024
Pizzamovies
Anypony: *Posts on CA* Me:
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus be seen just floating by, simply by following the smell of perfectly made pizza. Yet, where was this aromatic, blissful, taste of life coming from? As well, how strong was it to lift Nitroxu... View More
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Pizzamovies
“Hey HEY! Don’t make me tap the sign!” *he then proceeds to point at a sign on his shops front window that clearly says no blissful floating allowed within 100ft of building*
Like December 11, 2023
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would ground himself. He then nervously smile.* My bad, I won't do it again. So, I take it that you made that pizza that smells like Heaven?
Like December 11, 2023
Pizzamovies
>tfw you are caught not sharing at the party
6 people like this.
Ramirez
Pepperoni kinda basic ngl, get cheese instead
Like November 13, 2023
Valora
More of a meat lovers fan
Like November 13, 2023
Vanil
Does his muzzle contort and deform to make a triangle? That's a perfect slice he just munched off
Like November 13, 2023
Nitroxus Soulspins
Must be a be a really good pizza.
Like November 13, 2023
Pizzamovies
8 people like this.
Serendibite
Yeah
Like July 20, 2023
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