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by on August 22, 2018
When a farmer’s cow stopped giving milk, he called the local vet. “I can’t find a thing wrong with that cow,” the vet said, puzzled. “If I didn’t know better, I’d say some witch has cast a spell on her.” The farmer and the vet both laughed. ...
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by on August 21, 2018
My stomach is hot. My chest is hot. My head is hot. Hot. Hot. Hot. The feeling in my Guts is always swirling. Always burning. Will you come home soon?
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by on August 19, 2018
[hr] "stupid colt! who does he even think he is?! talking to us with such vulgar!" Daisy spatted as Candy follows with her down the hallways. "ugh who knows! hes acting so tough all cause we where stating damn facts to his sister of how shes a low class mare. hmph! she deserved the beating~" Candy said "heh yeah well- if they havent interfered things would go smoothly but whatever! thats not the point!" Daisy said. "right now we need to deal with Leo and show him a lesson or two of that W...
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by on August 15, 2018
Ducati Moltobella goes by many names: The black dress killer, the silent killer, the devil herself. Her life consists of running her personal business in lower Manehattan. Mainly managing what dirty work her lackeys do. Despite being hidden most of the time, her lackeys known that when she is spotted somepony may die that night. During Ducati's past as a filly, she was pretty normal despite being born to a crime family. She never learnt the crime business properly until her early twenties. H...
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by on August 12, 2018
Dear Princess Celestia, I h a v e s o m e q u e s t i o n s. Is Flurry Heart okay? Do you like Season 8 so far? How's your relationship with Starlight? ...
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by on August 11, 2018
The earth pony Java Tales was sitting at his favourite cafe in Canterlot, staring at a blank scroll. His eyes were vaguely glazed and unfocused as he tried to come up with something to write. After several minutes, he laid his head on the table. "This is hopeless," he said aloud to himself, "I've not had a good idea in ages. I think my muse is cheating on me." The comment drew a few looks from surrounding ponies, most questioning and curious, and he distinctly heard someone giggle. He hadn't re...
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by on August 11, 2018
“The great, benevolent Celestia, may now rule all Equestria, but deep within the earth is housed her mother, the lady Faust. She is not dead, you rest assured, but an evil curse that can’t be cured Was laid upon her noble head, and now she rests on a flowery bed. The princesses are not so vain to have forgotten their mother’s pain. They rule in kindness, it is a fact, they swore an oath and made a pact: Until their mother can awake, drastic steps they MUST take. For a long time, thereâ€...
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by on August 10, 2018
Java Tales awoke to find himself in yet another new place. He gave a sigh, and spoke upward, "Where am I now, 7th Wall? First that face library, then the tumble place, the world of two lives, and those square places, now this? One would almost think you have nothing better to do than to throw me into unfamiliar surroundings." He sat, resigned once more to being the plaything of his creator. "Well, at least there are more ponies here." He gathered his wits, and made himself at home.
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by on August 6, 2018
Chaos Age: Unknown Sex: Male ...
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by on August 5, 2018
Art: Jay-Kuro Harpocrates 27 ...
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by on August 2, 2018
Birth: Lets see being born around the early 19's wasn't easy espically for me, I had austism form day one and I was trouble even though I couldn't help it life even though same say I had it reallly easy although i would aruge that having an dresser plus an tv fall on your lift temple isn't fun and games but i did discover one thing gravity exist and b i am not supperman, but after my grandfather died and i went with my dad i learned quickly that A) the world is curel and B) the world truly doesn...
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by on July 31, 2018
[repost from a status] Hey so honestly here the thing. I’m a silly girl and I’m all about goofing off and stuff, I like to give friends a hard time for fun. But I usually have to get quite close to someone to get comfortable with the being a jerk thingy. When I was 15 I tried doing the internet tough guy thing, but it isn’t me. I’m not asking for people to change for some weird gushy Canadian girl on the internet, but if you’re going to be rude on my page, or just to me and we’re ...
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by on July 30, 2018
Today i've learned that your butt THICCCCCCCCC Your dead but still alive admirer Lighty
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by on July 28, 2018
Name: Nightmare Darkstar Title: Princess of Darkness, Princess of Dark Magic, Princess of Hate and Jealousy. ...
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by on July 27, 2018
After all this time, the inevitable had finally happened. Peony had given the teashop her all, All that she had had left in her life in the passing few years were Her cafe and Appy. It Is quite a dark day for Appy, His mother had finally passed away after multiple years of taking care of her and her cafe. Appy was speechless, standing infront of the Teashop. Looking up at the sign above the door With his mother's smiling face on it. Appy smiled a little bit as he stepped inside. He looked ...
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by on July 26, 2018
u thicc OwO
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by on July 25, 2018
I understand we all done things as an crazy teenager in high school as well as middle school, so here is an not to totally accruate prince Carey middle school and high school simulator to show you how dumb i was. so in rp formate and explain your choices. your walking down an middle school hallway and you decide to blank. ...
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by on July 24, 2018
His hair, wack His gear, wack His jewelry, wack His foot-stance, wack The way that he talks, wack ...
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by on July 21, 2018
Dear princess celestia, Yesterday I went and got some fish from a nearby pet store to keep me company in my room... however the next morning, I found they had went to fish heaven... I thought I had set the aquarium up ok for them, but I ended up messing up. I didn't wash the gravel before I put it in and I didn't wait the full amount of time before adding the fish... not to mention i added the chemicals to help the water be safe after I put them in, which pretty much poisoned them... but now I'...
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by on July 20, 2018
I have known this for a long time, but I felt the need to share it with you. PUNS ARE FUN. I can turn words into other words that are completely related or unrelated to the subject matter, and it's funny quite often. The End
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