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Caspian Meowskivitz

Male. Lives in  Equestria. Born on July 21, 1993
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Caspian Meowskivitz
Caspian Meowskivitz
"Heh-heh, go 'Nyan nyan nyan' with your paws at'cher chest and we'll let you go." Constance was captured by a small band of thieves, like him. Despite their similar interests, they rarely got along, ...View More
Silver Shield
Silver bumps into him as he turns the corner after escaping. "What's going on? I heard loud meowing." He looks over who he'd bumped into. "Oh. Are you alright?"
Caspian Meowskivitz
"Yes! I'm fine. Leave me alone!" The Abyssinian pressed on, grabbing the hem of his long coat and flicking it outward, swatting the stallion with the garment in the process.
Silver Shield
He frowns, peeking around the corner, before looking back at the retreating form. "I see..."
Inigo
It later went viral.
Caspian Meowskivitz
Bastard
Gazcoin Profit
Profit was recording the whole situation for safety. Not for others but his own amusement. After it was done. He would lay back in his carriage and said. "Alright. Now go kill all of them. Their fur might cost a penny." The laughable amount of goons would go out to jump the small group was astonishi...View More
Caspian Meowskivitz
Constance promptly fled the scene.
Bright Brave
Poor Constance. Didn’t go heavy enough.
Caspian Meowskivitz
Two yellow orbs outside your window, reflecting the light from within your home. A stray cat? Sort of. No normal cat stood window height though.
 liked this.
Dr. Lilith Sawbones
Constance would see Sawbones, her face obscured by a large book she was reading whilst sprawled out on the couch. As soon as she sensed something was outside her window, the book dropped, revealing the masked mare and the glowing yellow lenses on her snow-white crow prosthetic.
Caspian Meowskivitz
Constance didn't move, instead, he mumbled to himself. "...That's actually pretty badass."
Dr. Lilith Sawbones
The doctor simply giggled and went back to reading her book. If the cat breaks in, he breaks in. So it goes.
Bright Brave
Darn tigers
Caspian Meowskivitz
Keep Constance or switch back to Cait.
Raven Sorrel
sexy cat man......
Caspian Meowskivitz
IM THE CAT MAN SKITTYBIDDYBEEBOBOP
Carmine Gumshoe
but also sexy cat girl :thinking:
Spirit Weaver
hrrrggghhh... girl.....
Caspian Meowskivitz
S-she
Spirit Weaver
girl.
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
Why not both?
Caspian Meowskivitz
... Honestly I can just make that distinction RP to RP! Good idea!
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
or an evil twin dun dun daaa! No but srsly, do what's the most fun for you
Caspian Meowskivitz
An early concept I had was having Cait be adopted sister of one of my other (now defunct) Abyssinian characters, Alphonse!
Caspian Meowskivitz
You just sorta reminded me of that, I guess.
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
Wait who died!?
Bright Brave
Why not both.....
Caspian Meowskivitz
...
Caspian Meowskivitz
Constance places an apple on your head. "Hold still." He turned about and began to count his paces.
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Sophie Hoofington
In the meanwhile sophie manages to eat that apple "ofay! Whaff now?"
Caspian Meowskivitz
Constance turned about and inhaled before he set eyes on the pony and the missing apple. "...Did you HAVE to eat it?"
Sophie Hoofington
Sophie just stands there, still, just how he told her to do, swallowing the piece she had in her mouth "Well.. you said 'hold still' and not 'don't eat that apple'.." she rolls her eyes "You've to be more specific!"
Caspian Meowskivitz
"You made the conscious effort to NOT hold still and make the motion to eat the apple! Don't you DARE tell me to be more specific!"
Sophie Hoofington
"Still not told me to not eat that apple"
Caspian Meowskivitz
The feline buried his face in his gloved claws and let out a sigh.
Magnolia Holiday
This was pretty cool, Magnolia wouldn’t lie. She pulled similar stunts, but just... with a slingshot and her poor, impressionable little sister. “Ready when you are, Zorro. Hope you can afford my funeral if ya miss, though.”
Caspian Meowskivitz
"Funeral?" The feline chuckled. Did he mean his skills were so good that the concept of needing a funeral was laughable? Or was it that even if he killed the poor creature, he'd just dump her in a ditch. Either way, the abyssinian drew his pistol and held it out at a full arms length, closing an eye...View More
Magnolia Holiday
Holy shit was he actually going to do it? He wasn’t actually going to shoot her. No way, he’d be crazy to. Absolutely batshit. He was bluffing and she was 100% gonna call him out in it. If only her sweat glands agreed with her. “Go on, cowpoke. Do it.” Holy fuck don’t actually do it.
Caspian Meowskivitz
"Your cooperation would be appreciated, dear, which means silence." He heaved a sigh, exhaling slowly through pursed lips. He slowly pulled the hammer back.
Magnolia Holiday
Holy fucking shit, he’s going to do it. At this point, Magnolia stayed still. Any moment the cat could fire, and if she ended up moving closer to the bullet... oh god, who’s gonna feed her pets?! She closed her eyes and waited for death.
Caspian Meowskivitz
A thought crossed his mind, and a grin grew on his face. He began to creep backwards, paws providing nearly silent movement as he began to leave. "Easy...Stay still..."
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
Gray proudly stands still, he's seen this scene play a million times and not once had anyone ever gotten hurt. What's the worst that can happen?
Caspian Meowskivitz
"Good man." The feline took note of the stallion's rigid posture, moreover his willingness to take orders from a stranger. He paced away, spun, withdrew his pistol, and extended his arm fully to aim down the sites. He pulled the hammer back.
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
It never once crossed Gray's mind that there would be a real weapon involved. He became perplexed and nervous once the pistol was in plain sight. Still he remained motionless. But I mean! Constance looked like he knew what he was doing... right? ...RIGHT!?
Caspian Meowskivitz
Yes and no. He's good with a gun, but this is certainly a new type of target practice. With a drawn out exhale, he pulled the trigger. There was a puff of smoke, and the report from the pistol split the air, the concussive force of the sound was felt in the chests of those within earshot. To Gray, t...View More
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
Gray swallowed anxiously, the seconds prior to Constance shooting felt immensely long, as if time was frozen. Probably a side-effect of Gray’s own emotional turmoil, he’s never stood at the end of a real gun, all he knew were harmless props. The reality of his own mortality weighted heavy on him, ke...View More
Caspian Meowskivitz
Meanwhile, constance was wheezing, hands on knees. Bent over and laughing.
Phoenix Wind
"This.... seems like a bad idea"
Caspian Meowskivitz
"Mm, I disagree."
Phoenix Wind
"Can you at least.... get a bit closer?"
Caspian Meowskivitz
"No."
Phoenix Wind
"I just don't get why you need to put the apple on me to practice. Unless you're trying to impress me"
Inigo
"Only if I get to shoot you back."
Caspian Meowskivitz
"Mmm, alright. Deal."
Caspian Meowskivitz
"You'd be so lucky to have the last thing you see be such a devilishly handsome creature like myself."
Icy Creation
Now I'm just imagining Constance with a notable Russian accent.
Vanil
"I don't know about the handsome part. Maybe if you take off the mask and give me a little sneak-peek before you end me?"
Caspian Meowskivitz
"Mm, tempting."
Vanil
"Talking about yourself or the offer?"
Caspian Meowskivitz
"Both, both..."
Vanil
"Right you are, cat. Now, are you going to show me or am I just going to lay here wanting...and waiting to die?"
Yami Crosshide
...i cant die...so seeing you be the last thing i see before i fall to the floor, "die", then come back alive like i was asleep under water is the worse thing to see...cause you aint handsome at all
Caspian Meowskivitz
"I think it would be funny to use a taser instead of a gun. Stand and deliver! *Pop!* *Tickatickatickatickatickaticka!*"
Inigo
"The crazed taser bandit."
Caspian Meowskivitz
"The electro-executioner."
Stickman, The Normal Unicorn
Put the tazer down before my sister uses her electric magic on you.
Antique FourHooves
“Nah, I still prefer guns if I want to be lethal.”
Carmine Gumshoe
Carmen prepares to eat the taser cords.
Yami Crosshide
*prongs hit me* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAthis is fineAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAim fineAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... View More
Caspian Meowskivitz
"You still can't touch my paws."
Amethyst the Hippogriff
"That's alright. I'll let you touch mine though!"
Caspian Meowskivitz
"Yeah, touch his."
Silver Bullet
“I... never wanted to?”
Caspian Meowskivitz
"Don't act like you didn't want to. It's obvious you want to. I can just tell by looking at you, and your creepy mustache. You loooove touching paws. Sicko."
Silver Bullet
Barbecue would lift his glasses and deliver a glance chock full of suspicion of the feel-ine. “Virtue signalling” he answered
Stickman, The Normal Unicorn
...I didn't want to. *I raise an eyebrow.* (Yinu) Neither... did I.
Ice Wisp
Gleamy got put on Pony Probation for that
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
"Grubby paws"
Caspian Meowskivitz
"Not all the time."
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
"A statement like that warrants proof, show me"
Caspian Meowskivitz
"...You don't need to see them."
Yami Crosshide
did i ask to...no...
Bright Brave
I can. You just won’t let me. 😘
Pony with no Name
"Is that a challenge?"
Caspian Meowskivitz
"Absolutely not."
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