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Chiller Sway

"Totally legit foundler"

Male. Lives in  Ponyville,  Equestria. Born on December 19, 1999
Race
Unicorn
Roleplay Universe
Pretty much season 6
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Chiller Sway
Guys can we cancel orange_man_from? He just made a cringe Jojo's post
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Silver Shield
shh ily
Chiller Sway
Thanks thanks glad you understand Jojo paralysis Oh my gosh Paralysis is a Jojo reference!!
Silver Shield
Today Sway learns, everything is a jojo reference
Chiller Sway
Chiller Sway JoPoses And falls over. Because gravity is a real concept in Equestria. Also Sway will never know what JoJo's is :sob:
Bright Brave
Me either buddy. Probs will mever watch a sode
shadowhid
am the disappoint for YOU DO NOT KNOW JOJO
Chiller Sway
Sway cries! It's not his fault he lives in a world without internet access
shadowhid
use magic thats how i found out of the internet via magic portal
Chiller Sway
Theory: You're not just smashing your betrothed's face into the wedding cake You're bapping them in the face with it :3
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Whisper
cake bap
Chiller Sway
Sway nod-nods. Then realization hits him! Whisper can give him cake baps with her cake hoof! "Ooh! Can you give me cake bap right now???" His tail rapidly swishes both ways.
Whisper
bap bap bap bap bap!
Chiller Sway
Sway is happ. In bliss. Dream fulfilled! What a nice cake pone
Ice Wisp
What the hell
Chiller Sway
If your spouse gives you this response, you made a mistake. Imagine a wedding without cake baps. What a missed opportunity.
Minsa Rousain
Minsa hums and nods, looking at the cake she's in the middle of decorating....she considers before picking up some of the scraps, piping a good glob of frosting into the cake scraps, then looks to Sway. "Well...are you prepared?"
Chiller Sway
Sway pitter-patters his hooves excitedly. Sway horse is allllways prime for snoot bapping~! And! And! She has the cake?!?
Minsa Rousain
She does have the cake! A rich chocolate, with a buttercream frosting. She hums and giggles some as he patters about, and she'd get her paw into position. Sucking in a breath, she'd give a good firm bap. Cake spreads across his snoot, as well as onto the floor. She starts to giggle snort.
Diamond
Daimond grabs a nearby cake and cake baps Chiller with it before take a little off to taste it and says, "Mmm, strawberry. My favorite."
Chiller Sway
Sway is standing stunned for a moment before licking some of the cake too! "Strawberry is pretty good." He exclaims somewhat muffled
Chiller Sway
Update of my car situation, no this post isn't a meme. Since the keyfob isn't connected to the key anymore (housing split open yesterday) it just isn't transmitting to the ignition to disengage the sa...View More
Chiller Sway
Life update: Turns out having two accounts is against the rules. Looks like me and my Carmine Gumshoe account are getting the ol' boot. Was fun having y'all around. Remember the Vengabus is still com...View More
Minsa Rousain
An interstate free disco
Chiller Sway
You'll find be vagabonding on those highways, waiting for the precious Vengabus to steal me off my feet :pensive:
Ghostbit
;-;
Ghostbit
i feel like i'm on the verge of tears
Chiller Sway
I'll cry with you. Don't be alone in 2020's tribulations
Ghostbit
like... First you get in a wreck and now this.
Chiller Sway
I'm not familiar with this chunk of the Carmine lore. Lemme just-- I-I mean yeah! Yeah! The worst! I just have the worst luck, what can I say?
Ghostbit
;-; might honestly just spend the day crying a little to possibly losing one of my friend's on this site.
Bright Brave
I never knew yous was the same.....
Chiller Sway
My secret's out. It only took one bad day. One slip-up. One befallen hand on tragedy.
Silver Shield
*screaming*
Chiller Sway
Let's scream together brother, the derelict mourning these rules have caused will not be left unsung any longer...
Ephemeria Spring
all of the raised carmine flags... i should have seen them ages ago...
Chiller Sway
It's alright dear, we all make mistakes. At least now I'm using proper sentence structure and capitalization. Probably been what threw you off my scent the whole time.
Carmine Gumshoe
sumtimez u jus got 2 let l00se!!! stop l00king at language thru a lenz uf culteral n0rms!!!
Chiller Sway
Hey quick question, but why's my right arm numb all of the sudden and I smell toast?..
Carmine Gumshoe
this is just like avengers, i’m so sad
Chiller Sway
Help me, me. I don't feel so good
Chiller Sway
Carmine walks up to you and declares, with a stern look on his face, "We're the same, you and I." He also was standing in line for coffee.
Chiller Sway
Hold up this ain't FimFiction.net
Carmine Gumshoe
fuck ignore this guys, i was on the wrong account
Chiller Sway
Right right I can vouch for me. Don't pay him any mind
polo fastter
Wait sway and carmine are the same person ?
Carmine Gumshoe
yeah, sometimes i just like to mess around
Chiller Sway
Yup yup, you can drop the act around here Dream². It's me, Starswirl the Bearded if you can remember back that far.
polo fastter
Am not dream I can talk. See I meme
Chiller Sway
Listen everyone, you might think Sway is a horse, but really he's the Spanish Inquisition.
polo fastter
"no body expect polo" polo said going offline.
Sherem
"so...you think that witches are around?"
Chiller Sway
:eyes: Of course they aren't :eyes:
Sherem
he hands up a book that titles "Torture methods throughout history" and said "you might wanna take this with you"
Chiller Sway
"I've got all the knowledge I need." He humbly replies, taking out a giant felt-tipped marker and writing over the cover of the book "Restrict baps." Truly, a fate worse than death
Sherem
"huh, here I was thinking I don't know...dismemberment, burning, perhaps a little bit of tongue cutting, you know the classical Spanish Inquisition stuff"
Chiller Sway
Sway shakes his head. Boops were the ultimate punishment Unless you're a soft snoot. Then he will hold those away too!
Terrorhead
"The Medieval Inquisition was way cooler honestly."
Chiller Sway
"Oh yeah?? Well-- well-- bap!" Sway.exe has stopped working
Bryce (Awesome) Shades
Dang I'm never expecting them, ya got me again...
Chiller Sway
:3 haha Spanish Sway horse
shadowhid
good thing im mexican
Hrothy
*Plays dramatic music for the reveal, then simply bows and takes her leave*
Silver Shield
Silver chomps that Sway tail
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Chiller Sway
Sway barely noticed at first. But then he tried to walk and... Tug? "What the..." Uh oh, Silver spotted. The poor tail!
Silver Shield
"Rrrrrr"
Chiller Sway
"Uh, Silver?" Uh oh. He tries flicking his tail to get it out of his mouth, but that doesn't work, obviously
Silver Shield
Silver blinks. "...?"
Chiller Sway
"Could you, uh, tell me why you're biting my tail?" Confused boi. What if there wasn't a reason, Sway?
Silver Shield
"It was just there, dangling...taunting me!"
Star Sky
*Baps on snoot* Here you go sir, a random bap!
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Chiller Sway
Ee!
Chiller Sway
Most played game on Steam: Black Ops 3 (somehow) Game I want to be my most played: Enter the Gungeon Lookin' rather likely at this rate :eyes: I just gotta, what, double my hours in Gungeon?
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Little Luck
Fall Guys... play that.
Chiller Sway
That's a funny joke mister
Little Luck
What do you mean joke?
Chiller Sway
Fall Guys isn't my type of game
Zirx the Hound
Mount and blade warband has been at the top for a long time for me.
Vy Thresh
R6 is never coming down from the top... it just cannot. I got into it back in highschool when I had TONS of free time to blow and a solid group of friends to play with. I think I might actually have more playtime in it than all my other combined steam games.
Vy Thresh
Ah, nvrmind. R6 is only 30% of my total playtime on steam... hm
Chiller Sway
*curb your enthusiasm plays*
Chiller Sway
Guess this means you got a shot at beating it after all
Vy Thresh
No, certainly not.
Chiller Sway
Dang it
King ThunDeDeDe
My top game used to be Garry's Mod, but over the past couple years Team Fortress 2 took over that spot. Hell, just last week I passed the 600 hour mark after like 2 years of playing (albeit with a break about that long in the middle)
Chiller Sway
Same story as my brother. Though he jokingly says 600 hours is rookie numbers. Maybe in the eyes of s pro lol
Ephemeria Spring
1400 hours in TF2, two thirds of it was idle hours honestly my 300 in Resident Evil 4, Killing Floor 2, Guns of Icarus Online are inexcusable. also Deep Rock Galactic is cool ;o
Chiller Sway
Bruh RE 4. I need to check my hours on that. Maxed out the briefcase with combo herbs, hehe. Idk how on earth you'd spend 300 hours on.... Oh, merc mode
Ephemeria Spring
all due to mods, rising of evil, life in hell, arrange mode are some. broken in their own ways yet playable enough I've learned how to abuse the AI so much I can easily be overstocked with resources in the regular game now :eyes:
Carmine Gumshoe
knowing me, it’s probably stardew valley or tf2
Chiller Sway
Oh boy some Stardew. I never played it personally, but almost noone complains about it so that's a good sign
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