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Seir's Agency of Supernatural Services #666
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Bright Brave
Im gonna take all your souls some day
Seirine Genevieve
"There are a lot of pyrotechnics related accidents around this time of the year."
Bright Brave
"And I cause half." The big war horse bounced a grenade in his hoof.
Seirine Genevieve
"Today is collection day, everybody!" Seir kicks the door open violently, given the bad state of the office itself the door simply fell over. After a brief uncomfortable silence, Seir continues. "..."...View More
Seir's Agency of Supernatural Services #666
Good day/evening/night mortals! We're proud to announce that, since none of my siblings wish to share the responsibilities of this company and my only secretary left approximately 2 years ago, our hi...View More
King Godzilla
" well I had no Idea about this place "
Seirine Genevieve
"And I had no idea about your face"
King Godzilla
" look who's talking "
Seirine Genevieve
Seir didn't respond, which meant that now John was the only one talking. Seir only smiles like a little shit and watches.
King Godzilla
Constantine makes a bucket of water fall on seir " weres your response now "
Seirine Genevieve
Seir was slightly annoyed at first but it only took him two minutes to dry himself with the use of demonic magic. "My response's in the closet with your mom." He responds childishly and smirks.
Aubade
"Obey WHAT? Your teeny twink butt? I think NOT. Who the HELL wrote your contract pitch? Why don't you hire ME for some DECENT PR!" she fumes. "Do you even OWN a suit?!"
Seirine Genevieve
"What do you mean? I wear my birthday suit every day. I'm also not planning on hiring any PR, they're leeches." he glares. "And yes, normally when you work for someone it is expected that you follow their teeny twink orders." Seir clicks his tongue. "You can be the coffee lady if you want tho. We ne...View More
Aubade
"We both know I can't do that I'd drink the coffee before it got there. Also I'm a wife, I'm used to being obeyed." she shrugs. "And yes they're leeches. Leeches that let people know your dumb company exists. Get over it. Do you have flyers? A website? Ponyhoof page?" she raises an eyebrow.
Seirine Genevieve
Seir's eye twitches. "No, Abby. This isn't Avon, we don't need that kind of cheap advertisement. I'm not hiring PR." He places his hoof on the table. "Not now, not tomorrow, not EVER." then he leans back and crosses his arms. "Plus you're right, what do you even have to offer? You're quite detestabl...View More
Aubade
"Yeah. True. Yes true. Also true. Oh I'm not here to apply anyway, you're too much of a queen. I already have that slot filled, I'd be more inclined to depose you and make this business more family-friendly. But I can tell you take your job seriously by the number of...uh...remaining employees...I k...View More
Seirine Genevieve
Seir seemed to perk at the fact that she called him a queen, not… not that he needed that validation, but he certainly didn’t take it as an insult! Either way, everything else she had to say was actually kind of offensive to the demon, especially when she mentioned the turnover rate to which he resp...View More
Bright Brave
Bright showed up with a dark camo theme and fake moustache. "I am Dark Coward."
Seirine Genevieve
Seir arches an eyebrow, he actually doesn't recognize this person and although they look ridiculous they at least weren't Abby, so he'd be willing to give this one a chance. "...Are you... applying?"
Damean the paranormal detective
The demon raises an eyebrow "Can't say I'm not seeing some red flags but how well do you pay? Money is really tight right now to say the least. I could probably be useful. I'm pretty good at banishing demons and spirits and I'm good at drawing"
Seirine Genevieve
Seir arched his eyebrows. “…I don’t see how banishing demons could be useful, I mean…” He frowns and rubs the back of his neck. “We uh, we’re kind on the opposite side of the spectrum.” The demon clears his throat to better explain the scheme. “We specialize on contacting the mortals which might be ...View More
Damean the paranormal detective
He nods then gives Seir a flat look "You really want someone to get you coffee huh? Well if you actually pay I could work for you.....and I'll get you coffee. I think banishing demons could be very useful for you. What if one posts up and decides to try to take your clients?"
Seirine Genevieve
Seir nods knowingly and holds a big grin. “Yes! That’s exactly what I want, that and undying loyalty.” He however was interested in the other’s suggestion as well! Especially due to recent events. The demon hums and squints his eyes suspiciously. “Hmmm… It doesn’t sound too bad, honestly. What numbe...View More
Damean the paranormal detective
"Well from the few times that we've talked you seemed pretty reasonable so I'm thinking if you're just getting me to bring you coffee or basic work like that you can just pay me like 14 bits an hour. That's basically minimum but if you ask me to do something like banish a demon or something of the s...View More
Seirine Genevieve
“How about 30?” Seir offers after rubbing his chin a couple times. “I mean, I’ll most likely never need you but I like the idea of being able to take out competition easily. Y’know JUST IN CASE… so… I guess, kind of like an insurance.”
Amuka
"I'll take the job." Amuka said bored.
Seirine Genevieve
"What are your skills?"
Amuka
"Murder, stealing, anything I need to be."
Seirine Genevieve
Seir nods and takes notes. He writes: Reckless behavior. "...Are you a demon?"
Amuka
She nodded. "Mostly."
Seirine Genevieve
"...Can you... stack paper and make coffee?"
Cynbel Ferode
“Hi.”
Seirine Genevieve
Seir’s chair was abnormally facing the wall, with it’s large leathery back towards the desk. But in true cliché fashion it slowly spin until the demon was facing Cynbel. “…I read your letter, Cynbel.” Seir mentions soberly and lightly nods his head. “You’re so mean.” He opens the folder and grabs ...View More
Cynbel Ferode
Cynbel felt like that letter was one of his best works. Seir’s super villain chair spin definitely showed some improvement, as well! Perhaps he had taken his advice to heart. “A tormentor works. Ethical questions are raised on live test subjects, I figured the board won’t mind dead ones. My skill s...View More
Seirine Genevieve
Seir inhales deeply, he then taps his feather 3 times against the desk before looking up at Cynbel. He scans him over quickly and then begins to nod without saying anything. After a while he sits up straight. “…You know, your odd set of skills could actually be useful in many different ways.” The d...View More
Cynbel Ferode
While Seir conferred with himself, Cynbel saw fit to walk around the demon’s office and inspect the place. Judging from the sour look on his face, he didn’t exactly care for what he saw. His hoof gently glided over a surface, revealing a dust line. “Disgusting...” ‘Odd set of skills?’ Cynbel could ...View More
Ela
“Most demons come from hell, right? So like couldn’t you guys technically get me out if I for whatever reason end up there?”
Bright Brave
ABBY is awful
Aubade
Eat my ass
Charlotte
Charlotte taps on his desk, once she has his attention, she writes! “Um, I could be a cook?”
Seir's Agency of Supernatural Services #666
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Every day is a good day to give away your soul-- I mean, to reach out after your goals and dreams! Allow me to help you, satisfaction guaranteed!
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Isn't it supposed to be "Every day is a good day to die!"
Seirine Genevieve
"...Shit I forgot to add funerary services included to our pack..." Seir rubs his chin.
Waste
Not to worry! Party probes have just arrived, and are ready to start the fune-raves in the name of the Agency! After all, who wants to mourn over the dead, anyways?
Flam
just tell them they will burn in hell: cremation services are free there
True Flam, true. But you won't die there so... And you'll be in agony constantly instead for AAAALLLL eternity =D
Seirine Genevieve
"Flam that would be counterproductive. I was expecting better from you, aren't you also a businessman?"
Aubade
"Dude, colleges offer free food for their services when they suck away your soul, up your game." she snorts.
Seirine Genevieve
"Darling nothing is ever free."
Aubade
"Okay yes, you got me, the "free food" is actually prepaid but you know what when I walk in and it's two in the afternoon and I see free sandwiches and coffee I'm in. What are you offering?" she swipes her nose.
Seirine Genevieve
"Well, it just so happens...." Seir momentarily ducks under the desk and brings out a plate of sandwiches, a stack of paper cups and a kettle. "Free Sandwiches and coffee." He shows a deviant smile. "...And... Well usually I'd have offered you a sweeter deal but I don't like half eaten food and your...View More
Aubade
"Whooooooaaa there. He called you guys parasites. Oh. You are parasites. Well damn." she shrugs. "For the record Ego says you're a weak-ass twink who would probably have his time better spent with world domination than boyfriend domination and Paranoia says bowties are so last season. Sorry." she gr...View More
Seirine Genevieve
Seir arched eyebrows, he actually found those insults clever and amusing. He couldn't help but laugh even if they were aimed at him. "Oh, wow" He poured himself some coffee first, then poured a cup for her and took a sip from his cup. "I guess one can come up with good burns when they don't even hav...View More
isn't 666 the devil's number?
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Amethyst the Hippogriff
"Seir is a demon... so that would make sence." She shrugs
Bright Brave
Its the number of the beast. 6 being the number of man, 3 being the number of fullness. Three sixs, so the the fullness of mans wicked nature. The man animal. 666
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