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Polo Fastter

Male. Lives in  Rainbow Falls,  Equestria. Born on December 16, 1999
Race
unicorn
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Polo Fastter
Imagine if you will, an emo person that cannot talk with people. Deciding to come to a small pony site due to their life sucking that much and posting content that everyone does not like. This person ... View More
3 people like this.
Ephemeria Spring
so tuff wow
Like May 9, 2026
Polo Fastter
Honestly they can only do two jokes which are rather not that good due to the jokes being mid is something.
Like May 9, 2026
Meino Mysticforger
That is the give-and-take of the internet. All of that free will, and some choose to use it for nothing constructive.
Like May 9, 2026
Polo Fastter
I find ai stupid due to how it always end up doing the worst thing Like destroying backups being intrusive Data breaches image stealing... View More
2 people like this.
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Whats worse is that they try to justify why they like AI when... no, there is no justification, you're just lazy and it hurts the environment.
Like May 5, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
The only good AI, is the AI that exist in Cortana in Halo. For she is a baddie... Yet in real life, I despise it like I despise giant pandas. With a colorful passion.
Like May 6, 2026
Polo Fastter
Remember, do not rp with yourself for an event. That is cheating.
5 people like this.
Little Leaf
when you can't get a partner and decide to be a ventriloquist
Like April 29, 2026
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Fruity Loops
Oh my god, elite ball knowledge on CA today guys. The pinkie pie tulpa story had me in a chokehold
Like April 29, 2026
Little Leaf
If I didn't know my stuff after so long it'd be disappointing
Like April 29, 2026
Iridescent_Edge
Maybe I should try that sometime.
Like April 29, 2026
Polo Fastter
Thought about the lore and decided to say fuck it I pick what cannon or not in my lore because dam it I feel like writing down new lore every year.
Polo Fastter
I think ice cream shop owner oc are boring.
1 person liked this.
Vanilla Sherbet
//Your lore is worst than Stickman's whole backstory.
Like April 10, 2026
Polo Fastter
Dam it, can't argue with that.
Like April 10, 2026
Maxh Vezpyre
Define "fun" in the context of pastel magical talking horses.
Like April 10, 2026
Polo Fastter
Well, guess doing the running of the leaves.
Like April 10, 2026
Polo Fastter
"Behold, a man" The unicorn drop a curtain showing a duck.
2 people like this.
Vanil
"That's a duck!" someone screamed from the crowd
Like March 31, 2026
Polo Fastter
"It stands on two legs there for it is a man."
Like March 31, 2026
Polo Fastter
Hope anyone that made an account to just post scam links mud in their shoes with rocks for all of their life.
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Polo Fastter
Also hope there a rule about scam links being bannable exist. That way we get less shady people here.
Like March 25, 2026
Shifter Burnside
yea
Like March 25, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
There was more?
Like March 25, 2026
Polo Fastter
Anything new everypony?
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Shifter Burnside
idk
Like March 25, 2026
Snow Storm
I’m gonna boop you.
Like March 25, 2026
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