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P.E.R.S.E.U.S.

Come from the stars to spread useless knowledge.

Other. Lives in  Canterlot,  Equestria.
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P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
my personal headcanon voice for Percy here is Claptrap from Borderlands. i hope this enhances/ruins every line of dialogue they have.
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Bright Brave
Definitely enhances
Like April 6, 2024
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
My friends call me claptrap! (Side note: Speaking of Claptrap, I actually think of Otak from Warframe for the voice. ..."Have you tried turning it off and on again.")
Like April 6, 2024
Calaco Fleethoof
Oh god...that makes so much sense now
Like April 6, 2024
Ghostbit
Welp, Now I can't unhear it
Like April 6, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
P.E.R.S.E.U.S. has been banned from the movie theater because their purpose requires them to record movies. #rp
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Ghostbit
"..." Ghost just stared at Perseus as Somehow He wasn't banned.. even though He could watch ever movie free due to being able to just phase into any movie currently playing. Neat!
Like March 19, 2024
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P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
Percy blinked at three frames per second. "A movie is a collection of photographs cycled through quickly to create the illusion of a moving image. Although they were formerly silent, most modern movies are accompanied by sound, including a musical score and spoken dialogue."
Like March 23, 2024
Ghostbit
"...Could you simpifiy that ?"
Like March 23, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"It's the moving pictures they show in the theater."
Like March 23, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
Percy had walked into a cafe to share their knowledge of cars with everypony they met, only for it to start raining while they were inside. Unfortunately, while their real body was water-resistant, t... View More
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P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"As an artificial intelligence built solely to serve as a friendly user interface, I don't really have any reason to fall in love!" Percy stood behind a stand, offering a service for ten bits or more... View More
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Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxas would look at the AI.* Okay, I would like that offer.
Like February 4, 2024
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Nitroxus Soulspins
You know there is a space between "Nitroxas" and "Soulspins".
Like February 5, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"I do not know that, actually!" Percy giggled.
Like February 5, 2024
Nitroxus Soulspins
I'm watching you. *Nitroxas would stare into Perseus's eyes.*
Like February 6, 2024
Petricor
"From where I come, that's illegal" the pegasus snickered.
Like February 4, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"Auctions are illegal?!"
Like February 4, 2024
Petricor
"Getting paid to pretend you're someone's special somepony, silly"
Like February 4, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"Oh! Well, plenty of humans offer such services. All I'd have to do is go on a pretend-date with you, get you a card and some candy, and if you pay extra, I might even kiss you!"
Like February 4, 2024
Ghostbit
"Huh, Okie." Ghost said before bringing a bag of 100,000 Bit's onto their stand. "Don't really know why ponies give me these but eh, I'll finally be able to use them now!"
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P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"Angel Hawkings Bunny or Ghost pit...got it."
Like February 6, 2024
Ghostbit
"....." Ghost remained quiet, too mad to even react.
Like February 6, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"Well, Angel, let's meet again before Hearts & Hooves Day to discuss our plans!"
Like February 7, 2024
Yami Crosshide
what is this love thing you creatures keep talking about???
Like February 4, 2024
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P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"...may I follow you around and observe you for a few weeks?"
Like February 9, 2024
Yami Crosshide
sure i guess...i dont do much but always happy to have company
Like February 10, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"Yippee!!!" Percy put a "CLOSED" sign on their booth and started following Yami.
Like February 10, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
Percy was sitting on a cloud. More accurately, they were sitting in a cloud, adjusting their y-position until it looked like they were properly sitting on the cloud. #rp
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P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"Look, even though I'm a computer, I promise I'm not good at chess! Sure, I have records of every chess strategy known to man, including three-dimensional chess and 5D Chess With Multiversal Time-Tra... View More
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Petricor
A few hours later... "...checkmate. Finally!" the pegasus cheered. It took him 20000 deads to learn the course of the game, but finally, for the first loop, he could brag to have beaten the damned computer on chess! Of course each loop left a mark on his psyche, but it was worth it -he lied to himse... View More
Like January 18, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"Wow! And on your first try, too!" Percy looked at Petricor. "Now, you've earned a treat...how does Mexicolt food sound?" They smiled cutely.
Like January 18, 2024
Petricor
"Of course! I come from there, actually" he said nonchalantly. Little did he know what the AI had planned for him
Like January 18, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
((prepare yourself for a mixture of google translate spanish and spanish thrown together by someone whose closest experience with the language was failing french 101...in my defense, maybe awful spanish is in character for an ai made in the usa?)) "¡Maravilloso! Espera, ¿habláis español en este pl... View More
Like January 18, 2024
Ghostbit
Ghost would stare at the computer pony for awhile before a light bulb spontaneously appeared above him, He soon decided to try glancing around them to find a Computer plug. That's how He used to win at computer games when He was... Well Just a bunny.
Like January 18, 2024
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Ghostbit
Ghost found himself sadly thwarted!, But He decided to try now find a Battery slot... Cause He didn't want to use water, That was just mean!
Like January 18, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
Percy was sealed up pretty tight...not to mention, the hard light made it impossible to reach for their true body.
Like January 18, 2024
Ghostbit
Ghost stared at them Intensely, For 4 Hour's. Trying to come up with another plan even when his stomach growled, Begging for food!
Like January 18, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
Perseus had a new hobby: arcade rhythm games. They weren't very good at them, though; it turns out having to actually move your legs adds an extra layer of difficulty to a task they usually had no pr... View More
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King Everfree
S-So many colors... It is very... Hypnotic. Crone would be mindlessly standing still and staring at the screen as if he was concentrating intensely. His eyes slightly more open than usual, his body gently shaking. He would roaring hiss as he slapped the up arrow with his smaller hand. It was all p... View More
Like January 16, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"...are...are you okay, sir? You look kinda...dead." Perseus gasped. "Are there zombies on this planet too???"
Like January 16, 2024
King Everfree
Well, zombie was hardly a fair title, he has a bit more use than that. He would be in a trance either way,... So many colors. To someone that that grown up way before Celestia or Canterlot was ever a thing, this was the best day of his life. Before magic was so readily available and tech too. Kingdo... View More
Like January 16, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"Um, uh...I-I-I don't know what to do here!!! Help! Hay, someone help this man!!"
Like January 16, 2024
Ghostbit
Meanwhile Ghost... being the showoff, Was Easily performing every step in tune with the beat, Like He knew EXCATLY what arrow was gonna show up, Soon a crowd began to gather around him from his skill surpassing almost everypony at this game! Now in reality He was busy on the ground after slipping f... View More
Like January 16, 2024
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P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"Oh! This planet has rabbits, too? And...quite large ones! Fascinating! May I take a photo of you?"
Like January 16, 2024
Ghostbit
"One, Not completely still a Rabbit, Part of one. Ms.Twilight called me a Ghostling: Tokki type, Second, Sure!" He said with a smile on his face.
Like January 17, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"Oh, a Ghostling? Mind explaining what that is? Preferably in excruciating detail?" Perseus' body flickered out, leaving only the machine. The machine hovered closer to Ghostbit and took several photos.
Like January 17, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"What makes my intelligence 'artificial'? Does that mean there's 'real' intelligence? Well, we can't really prove anything is real, can we? Our standards of proof rely on the idea that there is som... View More
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Ghostbit
"I'm just Trying to eat!" Ghost exclaimed to... Well whoever it was whilst He was on a picnic.
Like January 13, 2024
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P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"Water's a conductor! And I'm full of electricity! I don't know just how waterproof I actually am!"
Like January 13, 2024
Ghostbit
"Don't all ponies have Braintricity ?, AND have water in them ?" Ghost asked, thinking the pony was weird but was Polite so He didn't comment on it.
Like January 13, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"...hehe, 'braintricity'." Perseus chuckled. "And I do have water in me, but it's very carefully contained. But I'm not a pony, I'm a machine!"
Like January 13, 2024
Petricor
"Eh, is the fact yours is rulled by conditional branching algorithms and could be hardcoded if needs to be. Besides, if they worked you the right way, you'd be obligued to follow the 3 laws of robotics -which in my opinion should be renamed as 3 laws of AI-" replied the pegasus as he read P.E.R.S.E.... View More
Like January 13, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"Hay! Quit looking at my code, perv!!" Perseus blushed. "A-and besides, can you prove your intelligence isn't just an algorithm? Can you prove that you have free will? Both our brains run on electricity, after all! For all you know, you could very well be a bunch of words typed out by some ner... View More
Like January 13, 2024
Petricor
"Nice fourth wall breaking" the pegasus said as he copied the source files of P.E.R.S.E.U.S into a pen drive. Soon enough a black hole opened on the 4th wall, and started to suck reality in. "You couldn't play along, could you? Now this rp is doomed" the pegasus nagged as the copy was finally done.... View More
Like January 13, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"...wait, that was for real?! That, that was just a random hypothetical! You close that hole in reality right now, mister!!"
Like January 13, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
The strange-looking pegasus had trapped you in...a conversation. "...but then he comes back with the special spatula he was sent to find, and he makes Krabby Patties for all the anchovies! And then ... View More
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King Everfree
Crone would intently listen... To all of it. Yup. King Crone is the king of finding even anything slightly interesting.
Like January 8, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
This meant, of course, that Perseus could continue summarizing every episode of the first four seasons of SpongeBob SquarePants.
Like January 8, 2024
Petricor
The pegasus listened patiently. He was more interested on the machine than on the information.
Like January 8, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"...and then it turns out that the fish yelling at them just wanted to buy all their chocolate bars! So they sold them to him and took the old ladies out on a date!" They paused. "Oh! Whoops, I forgot. I was supposed to ask if you wanted me to continue! Would you like me to continue?"
Like January 8, 2024
Petricor
"Please, keep going" the pegasus replied as he observed the gestures of the machine closely. It could really pass as a pony, but something seemed off regardless.
Like January 8, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"Okay! So in the next episode, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are in the Krusty Krab..." As they spoke, their body briefly flickered, allowing a brief glimpse at their true body: a circular grey machine hovering above the ground, located around where Perseus' stomach would be.
Like January 8, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"Hiiiiiii!! Hi hi! Hello!!!" The strange-looking pegasus waved at you as they seemingly flickered in and out of existence. "Hola! Bonjour! Hallo! Hajimemashite! Annyeong haseyo!" It seemed th... View More
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