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P.E.R.S.E.U.S.

Come from the stars to spread useless knowledge.

Other. Lives in  Canterlot,  Equestria.
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A.I.
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Narrative
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P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
Percy's body flickered and seemed to be clipping through the ground as they approached you, their true body barely hovering above the ground. "Hi! Low battery!" they said in their typical cheery man... View More
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P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
my personal headcanon voice for Percy here is Claptrap from Borderlands. i hope this enhances/ruins every line of dialogue they have.
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Bright Brave
Definitely enhances
Like April 6, 2024
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
My friends call me claptrap! (Side note: Speaking of Claptrap, I actually think of Otak from Warframe for the voice. ..."Have you tried turning it off and on again.")
Like April 6, 2024
Calaco Fleethoof
Oh god...that makes so much sense now
Like April 6, 2024
Ghostbit
Welp, Now I can't unhear it
Like April 6, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
P.E.R.S.E.U.S. has been banned from the movie theater because their purpose requires them to record movies. #rp
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Ghostbit
"..." Ghost just stared at Perseus as Somehow He wasn't banned.. even though He could watch ever movie free due to being able to just phase into any movie currently playing. Neat!
Like March 19, 2024
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3/11
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"Oh! Hello, Mr. Rabbit!"
Like March 19, 2024
Ghostbit
"Ghostbit, And Why are you outside this place ? Smelling of popcorn ?"
Like March 19, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"I got kicked out because I see the world through cameras and have a large memory capacity so I can just record movies."
Like March 19, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
Percy had walked into a cafe to share their knowledge of cars with everypony they met, only for it to start raining while they were inside. Unfortunately, while their real body was water-resistant, t... View More
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P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"As an artificial intelligence built solely to serve as a friendly user interface, I don't really have any reason to fall in love!" Percy stood behind a stand, offering a service for ten bits or more... View More
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Petricor
"From where I come, that's illegal" the pegasus snickered.
Like February 4, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"Auctions are illegal?!"
Like February 4, 2024
Petricor
"Getting paid to pretend you're someone's special somepony, silly"
Like February 4, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"Oh! Well, plenty of humans offer such services. All I'd have to do is go on a pretend-date with you, get you a card and some candy, and if you pay extra, I might even kiss you!"
Like February 4, 2024
Ghostbit
"Huh, Okie." Ghost said before bringing a bag of 100,000 Bit's onto their stand. "Don't really know why ponies give me these but eh, I'll finally be able to use them now!"
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P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"Let's see, that's..." Percy started counting, then stopped as they saw how many bits were left. "This...this is a lot of money!!! If my math is correct, it's more money than was spent to make me! I, I'm sorry, Mr. Rabbit, I can't accept this much. I'll put you down for 1,000 bits, but that's a... View More
Like February 4, 2024
Ghostbit
"... Never hear that word before!" He said staring at her before surprise booping her nose! Hopefully that wasn't a off/on button... or Self destruct button.
Like February 4, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
Booping Percy felt sort of like pulling that prank gum, or clicking one of those prank pens. "Which words would you like me to define for you?" they asked.
Like February 4, 2024
Yami Crosshide
what is this love thing you creatures keep talking about???
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P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"Don't ask me, love is for organisms. I'm a robot." They smiled cutely. "I take it you won't be requesting my services, then?"
Like February 4, 2024
Yami Crosshide
services? what are those?
Like February 4, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"Services are actions done for a customer that do not result in the production of goods."
Like February 4, 2024
Dr.Edward Richtofen
NIEN!
Like February 7, 2024
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P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"Ah, sprechen Sie Deutsch? <Ah, you speak German?>" Percy grinned. "Wunderbar! Aber, warum sagen Sie das? Mögen Sie mich nicht? <Wonderful! But why do you say that? Do you not like me?>" They tilted their head.
Like February 7, 2024
Dr.Edward Richtofen
waren nicht in Amerika. Ich weiß nicht einmal, wo 'hier' ist!
Like February 8, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"'Hier' ist Equestria! Willkommen!" Percy beamed. "Ich heiße Percy! Wie heißen Sie?"
Like February 8, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
Percy was sitting on a cloud. More accurately, they were sitting in a cloud, adjusting their y-position until it looked like they were properly sitting on the cloud. #rp
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P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"Look, even though I'm a computer, I promise I'm not good at chess! Sure, I have records of every chess strategy known to man, including three-dimensional chess and 5D Chess With Multiversal Time-Tra... View More
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Petricor
A few hours later... "...checkmate. Finally!" the pegasus cheered. It took him 20000 deads to learn the course of the game, but finally, for the first loop, he could brag to have beaten the damned computer on chess! Of course each loop left a mark on his psyche, but it was worth it -he lied to himse... View More
Like January 18, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"Wow! And on your first try, too!" Percy looked at Petricor. "Now, you've earned a treat...how does Mexicolt food sound?" They smiled cutely.
Like January 18, 2024
Petricor
"Of course! I come from there, actually" he said nonchalantly. Little did he know what the AI had planned for him
Like January 18, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
((prepare yourself for a mixture of google translate spanish and spanish thrown together by someone whose closest experience with the language was failing french 101...in my defense, maybe awful spanish is in character for an ai made in the usa?)) "¡Maravilloso! Espera, ¿habláis español en este pl... View More
Like January 18, 2024
Ghostbit
Ghost would stare at the computer pony for awhile before a light bulb spontaneously appeared above him, He soon decided to try glancing around them to find a Computer plug. That's how He used to win at computer games when He was... Well Just a bunny.
Like January 18, 2024
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P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
Percy was, unfortunately for Ghost, very much battery-powered.
Like January 18, 2024
Ghostbit
Ghost found himself sadly thwarted!, But He decided to try now find a Battery slot... Cause He didn't want to use water, That was just mean!
Like January 18, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
Percy was sealed up pretty tight...not to mention, the hard light made it impossible to reach for their true body.
Like January 18, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
Perseus had a new hobby: arcade rhythm games. They weren't very good at them, though; it turns out having to actually move your legs adds an extra layer of difficulty to a task they usually had no pr... View More
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Crone
S-So many colors... It is very... Hypnotic. Crone would be mindlessly standing still and staring at the screen as if he was concentrating intensely. His eyes slightly more open than usual, his body gently shaking. He would roaring hiss as he slapped the up arrow with his smaller hand. It was all p... View More
Like January 16, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"...are...are you okay, sir? You look kinda...dead." Perseus gasped. "Are there zombies on this planet too???"
Like January 16, 2024
Crone
Well, zombie was hardly a fair title, he has a bit more use than that. He would be in a trance either way,... So many colors. To someone that that grown up way before Celestia or Canterlot was ever a thing, this was the best day of his life. Before magic was so readily available and tech too. Kingdo... View More
Like January 16, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"Um, uh...I-I-I don't know what to do here!!! Help! Hay, someone help this man!!"
Like January 16, 2024
Ghostbit
Meanwhile Ghost... being the showoff, Was Easily performing every step in tune with the beat, Like He knew EXCATLY what arrow was gonna show up, Soon a crowd began to gather around him from his skill surpassing almost everypony at this game! Now in reality He was busy on the ground after slipping f... View More
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P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
Perseus didn't notice, still focusing on their own gameplay. "Okay, it takes about half a second to move my leg to a button from neutral position..."
Like January 16, 2024
Ghostbit
"Nerrrrrrghd" He groaned toward's them, before pulling himself off the ground, Leaving a red mark on his face. He floated over to Perseus and, Like a cat, Began to swat at their screen.
Like January 16, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"Oh! This planet has rabbits, too? And...quite large ones! Fascinating! May I take a photo of you?"
Like January 16, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"What makes my intelligence 'artificial'? Does that mean there's 'real' intelligence? Well, we can't really prove anything is real, can we? Our standards of proof rely on the idea that there is som... View More
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Ghostbit
"I'm just Trying to eat!" Ghost exclaimed to... Well whoever it was whilst He was on a picnic.
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P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"Do or do not...there is no try. A line spoken by one of the all-time great philosophers, Frank Oz."
Like January 13, 2024
Ghostbit
Ghost would pull out a spray bottle and... well sprayed the Pony with water "Stap it, No Weird sentence's whilst I eat."
Like January 13, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
Perseus leapt back. "Ey! Careful with that stuff!"
Like January 13, 2024
Petricor
"Eh, is the fact yours is rulled by conditional branching algorithms and could be hardcoded if needs to be. Besides, if they worked you the right way, you'd be obligued to follow the 3 laws of robotics -which in my opinion should be renamed as 3 laws of AI-" replied the pegasus as he read P.E.R.S.E.... View More
Like January 13, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"Hay! Quit looking at my code, perv!!" Perseus blushed. "A-and besides, can you prove your intelligence isn't just an algorithm? Can you prove that you have free will? Both our brains run on electricity, after all! For all you know, you could very well be a bunch of words typed out by some ner... View More
Like January 13, 2024
Petricor
"Nice fourth wall breaking" the pegasus said as he copied the source files of P.E.R.S.E.U.S into a pen drive. Soon enough a black hole opened on the 4th wall, and started to suck reality in. "You couldn't play along, could you? Now this rp is doomed" the pegasus nagged as the copy was finally done.... View More
Like January 13, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"...wait, that was for real?! That, that was just a random hypothetical! You close that hole in reality right now, mister!!"
Like January 13, 2024
Sling Tyler
*Nitroxus would float down from a large green bubble. Upon landing, it popped and he bowed. With a smile, he would introduce himself.* Good Joy to you! Welcome to this magical realm, I really hope you... View More
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Sling Tyler
Well, have any questions for me?
Like January 15, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"So many! How are you talking?? There are unicorns and pegasi too, how do they work?? And I've heard one of your princesses has a dragon advisor? And I could swear I saw a horse turn into some sort of arthropod! And was that a griffon flying past my window just now???"
Like January 16, 2024
Sling Tyler
Um...Okay? I can talk because my tongue and voice box have been evolved to be able to, as well as all other creatures on this world. Pegasi and Unicorns, yea I don't know how all 3 races formed. Just that we share enough DNA to interbreed with each other, with no side effects. Yet, each have differe... View More
Like January 16, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"Thank you!"
Like January 16, 2024
Sling Tyler
That's all you wanted?
Like January 17, 2024
P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
They nodded.
Like January 18, 2024
Sling Tyler
So, if you ever want to talk or just hang out, please reach out.
Like January 18, 2024
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