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I just found out about Kingdom Two Crowns and it got me in a Silksong grip. Only thing missing is a whip because these indentured builders cannot lay bricks quick enough to save their skin.
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𝕸𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖞 𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖞
*me watching peach fuzz get fucking zaperized*
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January 27, 2026

Iridescent_Edge
“Peach Fuzz.”
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January 27, 2026

𝕸𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖞 𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖞
NERD!
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January 27, 2026

Iridescent_Edge
I actually haven’t played Silksong yet. I have played Hollow Knight, though.
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January 27, 2026

Iridescent_Edge
It's LESS dificult?
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January 27, 2026

Vanil
Ye. Builds are more defined so you have an easier time pinning down a playstyle to abuse boss.
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January 27, 2026

Iridescent_Edge
Does it have lines as good as "Deals poorly with the pressure of existing and quickly explodes?"
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January 27, 2026

Aux "Batty" Cord
I LOVE SKONG I suck but I love it
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January 27, 2026

Icy Creation
I have a new game to add to my backlog, I guess
I adore knowledge focused games, and this actually exists on a platform I own
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January 27, 2026
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Vanil
It exists on most platforms, even mobile. Pimp on horseback throwing money at all life's problems, my kind of premise.
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January 27, 2026
"Do you think a homecooked meal is too strong for a first date? Maybe a 4th or sometime within the year sort? Ooh, ooh, or is it adequate if we know each others' backgrounds first, as nobles do, and t... View More
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Spirit, with no actual advice in romance, was the one shouldering the brunt of her question torrent, "Home cooked meal could be fine if you went on like a picnic or something. I think that it's less the home cooked meal that drives people away, and more the whole... being in your house thing. People... View More
The buzzed Vanil kept on with her musings "Oh nonono. I don't mean in the house date, no. I wanted to convey that 'Hey, I have aspirations and can cook a hot meal'. That sounded weird, sorry but it'll make sense. I met this Diamond Dog. Gruff-looking general/warrior lad, scars here and there; sort o... View More
Yes! A homecooked meal is far too strong of a meal for a first date. That's a 3rd Date or later kind of thing.
No, a first date is a small dinner. You take them to a cafe, small dining bar, or something silly/fun, like the bowling alley or skating ring. You're trying to make a good first impression. I think you have to think out of the box, with a fun idea in mind. The best first date in the modern age, is t... View More
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January 24, 2026
"Heya pal. Diamond here. Diamonds are pretty simple with complex feelings so... Make a steak, two even. Put lots of butter on top, two eggs, yummy! I bet your fella has a big stomach." Oddeus chuckled.
He's listening to her, whatever she mean with... basically anything he'll nod. And won't question why is she even here yapping about but hey, that's fine. Homecook meal indeed hits the spot always. "...Yes"
I got to watching the Fallout show. I can see why it got popular, but I don't vibe with it. Every reference feels more like key jangling, or a carrot on a string leading me to mostly disappointment. I... View More
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The Industry never recovered from Ready Player One when it comes to making references to original/other media, I'm afraid. Which is rather funny considering Free Guy came out later and was honestly a better story with better reference-usage (imo), but remained overshadowed by the lesser movie (again... View More
yeh i liked Ready Player One and Free Guy, would be kinda cool if the Free Life game was real and free to play
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January 23, 2026
Two weeks in, and life kicked me in the finances. No Lunar New Year raffle this time.
One step back in the Uma-tization of CA :fluttersad:
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They could, and yet insist that scroll and dragon are the best method of comminication. Face it; ponies are a lost cause.
Which is why this change is our chance. Call this a compromise if it helps you cope, but ultimately this is good news, Lambia. We can finally be horsegirls with long phone.
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January 16, 2026
Alas, Vanil's metamorphosis has been halted because most artists use Paypal and it is conveniently pooping out for the specific few I want to commission. Must be the [insert global elite famiglia].
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Year of horse. Horsegirl, perhaps. Uma, even.
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12 years ago, it was 2014. The peak of MLP hype. A resurgence of horse girls could be upon us.
It...wasn't that bad, except there is still New Year's to contend with. Her father will not hold back with the dinner spread, and she might not hold back from gluttony (she wants it). She is however, ... View More
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"We could work out together. I do Olympic Lifting and cardio daily, you'd burn that stuff right off." Odd said confidently.
"Oh, that was my brother immitating me when I was a child. Since well... That was the last time he had seen me, a broken egg under a boot of steel. I only arisen from my coma months ago.
Guess... He knocked the cute out of me. Now I'm just a handsome boy instead with cool scar." Odd would point to... View More
Oddeus would give a sad look and shake his head, "Trauma hits some people differently. Being alone is a disease.
As for strangers... we don't have to be." Odd would wag his small curled tail and smiled big. "I'm Dr. Oddeus Reiner. DR of Unusual things."
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January 1, 2026
I mean if you're wearing spring wear in winter time? I'd build up fat to for warmth. Unless it IS spring were you are, than what's stopping you from running and/or walking daily? Great for mental health it is. -Shows off her new running shoes.
“Since I haven’t been shown the door yet.. Ahem.. GET. FATTER. NOW.”
“Don’t shed it. Shape it. Make your fat your friend and get swol.”
Call it a hunch. An ironic foresight, even. The nogs she's guzzled, gingerbread houses she demolished, and the stuffing! Oh, the leftover stuffings. No mercy shown to anything placed before her on the... View More
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Don't worry, still plenty of time until the next beach episode!
That's just it. The finger twiddling "oh I shouldn't, but...maybe a little" phase has yet to end. New Year is just about here, which means more food she 'reluctantly' accepts! Using girl math; this circumstance as a variable, and then correlate it with the upcoming summer which is five months away..... View More
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December 31, 2025
Being such a good friend, Zerathur goes ahead and does it for her. He grabs the cloth, yanks it off the mirror and teleports away with it in a twist of lightless blue flames.
Not only did she whiff a punch in reflex to having her privacy intruded, she wouldn't be given the luxury of mulling over it before the shock set in.
Meeting her own eyes and looking down at herself, her true self, there was no catharsis. No profound self-reflection nor relief from this visual aff... View More
"Wow... That food is pretty nice, Damn... She's demolishing that shit. Oh, Eggnog is pretty good. Definitely the time for it." Sheila said, peering from a tree nearby.
"That lady is gaining pounds after this one, for sure." Sheila said, adjusting her binoculars.
Artists of this site, look away. This doesn't include ye.
I'm gonna vaguepost. Shitpost, even, since this doesn't add anything of substance to the site.
I've been browsing DA, as one of perfectly s... View More
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I'm gonna step on your tail if you keep those corny dad jokes up.
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December 24, 2025
DA is probably the WORST place to look for artists these days. All the good ones have either fled to greener pastures, or they're so buried under the slop of AI trash that finding them is damn near impossible. I give kudos to those who still try to maintain a stance on there, but I guarantee evert b... View More
Aye. Like I said, kudos to the brave souls who still hold onto it. I just couldn't anymore. ♥
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December 24, 2025
I am also sort of browsing there, although the tedium ks getting to me. Each service from headshot or chibi to sketch or shaded could have their own separate pages. I guess I'm spoiled by the convenience of seeing prices of all services on a single page. Budget constraints and all, you know?
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