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Torch

Female. Lives in  Manehattan,  Equestria. Born on February 26, 2000
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Pegasus
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Modern Equestria
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Torch
I found a flea in my room. I’m terrified for my life. Please send help.
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Persephone
i just wanted to visit, you didn’t have to run away ):
Torch
It’s okay everyone i killed the flea
Stormfront
Burn any organic furniture before it’s too late
NEFARIOUS!
I would maybe get some flea stuff before it becomes a problem. There is never such a thi g as "just a flea"
polo fastter
Sheep was in the room drinking water.
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
Gross! do you think a furry broke into your room!?
Torch
I haven't paid my taxes in 22 years.
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
You and Yoshi would become best pals.
Vanil
Hey so someone is at the door. Said they're from the...Toys R Us? No, that doesn't sound right
Torch
Does the 5-second rule apply to soup? Please answer quickly.
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Goodbye.
Nope, soup only has a 3 second rule 🥺
Torch
I vacuumed it into my stomach at about the 4 second mark. Am I gonna get sick?
Goodbye.
Oh goodness.. uh— yeah! Yeah- of course!
PB
Yes and no? Is soup contaminated from the get go? If not then yes but if it's contaminated then it is no good
Torch
I’d like to think I’m not drinking contaminated soup.
PB
Then yes the rule applies
Ephemeria Spring
it's just a lil bit of extra minerals if you think about it
Torch
Torch offers you a croissant.
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Maxh Vezpyre
This is good, Maxh obtained the croissant and he will give her, the huggle and a chocolate bar. Fine transaction, he also will ask her to get her winter clothes soon and not to freeze out there while doing her illegalities.
Torch
Torch accepts the gifts with glee and squeezes the frick outta Maxh! And worry not, she needs no winter clothes, just a scarf and a hat! She is fluffy and warm and very good at resisting the cold, she'll be fine!
Maxh Vezpyre
Lots of affectionsss! although huggling the horse grants lots of warmth, she'll be extra fine for the next ten hours, needs to re-charge warmth by another hug by then. And if she's doing alright with these clothes then he'll nod. Maxh shall be always around for the interactions.
Torch
"I got my head out the sunroof, I’m blastin' our favorite tunes, I only got one, thing, on, my, mind!~" With the most recent radio hit she's heard thoroughly stuck between her ears, Torch rummages th...View More
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Maxh Vezpyre
He's proud of her like papa thief would smol thiefling, she will become the most professional lockpicker from the thieves guild ever, master thief class Torchy. Maxh must provide her with extra lockpicks if she ends breaking them all and buy stolen goods off her. Weight limit surely is a FUK.
Torch
The only limit to how much stolen goods she can fit in her bag is the size of her storage container of a pack! It's like a whole room in there. She ends up breaking only two lockpicks this time. She actually already knows how to lockpick quite well, but she likes to keep practicing anyway, so she's ...View More
Maxh Vezpyre
Horse shall place a hoof on her lips as a shh, we shouldn't be continuing our transactions out there in the open, we might get dungeon time, but he's a good fencer regardless. THOUGH after a while he would nod and purchase her stolen goods, she may grind out for max stat thief skills and pickpocketi...View More
Torch
What a surprise, Torch already does have stolen goods! She's refused to pawn them off at a shop so far, as she's sure they're not going to give her a fair price for all the effort it took to make such gains. As such, she's more than willing to part with a few of her 'collectables' for a friend, espe...View More
Maxh Vezpyre
There's a veeery long transaction work for stolen goods that he re-sells back, but that's a job for expert merchants and those with good connections which he has a lot of back at home, plus she'll get a plus for each ten stolen goods she obtains, a bonus nobody else may give the Torchy. And by givin...View More
Torch
Schizophrenia is a fucking horrible mental illness. I hope to god none of you fall prey to it like I have. I live a miserable life, have been steadily getting worse over the past 3 years, and am fanta...View More
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Torch
The instant I post this I want to delete it. I just want to cry but I can’t.
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
I'm sorry to hear that. Suicide is not the way though, Torch. I would get some counseling if I were you. Professional counseling too. Maybe look into getting some meds for your schizophrenia. I remember listening to a video a while ago during one of Chills' Top15 Scariest YT vids. It included a vide...View More
Torch
Thank you Stickman. I’ve thought about suicide a lot throughout my life and I just feel I have no hope and that I’ll never get better. I haven’t found a medication that helps, and the only one I know that could help they won’t prescribe to me. I really just want my suffering to end and I don’t know ...View More
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
We're here for you, Torch. You're never alone. Remember these words in your darkest moments: "We All Lift Together. Never alone." And you don't have to end your suffering through offing yourself. It's not the way to go, Torch.
Sophie Hoofington
Torch, never forget, you're a wonderful person, you're loved by so many and we all love seeing you being goofy and happy. I'm always open for a chat, and I'm always have an open ear.
polo fastter
I know someone like that but, it a long story.
Ice Wisp
Please reconsider. You have friends and family who care about you and if you do this thing then there won't be any chance that things will get better.
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
This
Maxh Vezpyre
A lovely fun person! get that food going whenever <3 we do be feeling like that on time to time anyways so you're not alone in that situation. We just gotta go ahead, or give it a try. Who will eat the choccly
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
I feel like that statement could be taken... weirdly, Maxh.
Maxh Vezpyre
That's okay, because it isn't.
polo fastter
this guy somehow uses the confusion tactic.
Maxh Vezpyre
So anyways, avoiding the dense, Torch do get better and devour that quesadilla.
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Hey! I'm not dense! Sometimes! I hang out with Smg4's Mario and my IQ has gotten much better.
Serendibite
WHAT TIME IS IT WHAT TIME IS IT WHAT TIME IS IT WHAT TIME IS IT
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Torch
polo fastter
Okay, what is it this time? Splatoon, Nintendo, trains?
Torch
"it's poop time"
Serendibite
buns ketchup pickle cheese put that patty in between its burger what what its burger what what buns ketchup pickle cheese put that patty in between its burger what what its burger oh!
Torch
Torch looks at herself in the mirror. "Morning, bitch."
Torch
Torch shoots herself between the ribs. "A bullet a day keeps the doctor away..." She wheezes out.
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Dr. Lilith Sawbones
Lilith stood beside her whilst pushing a gurney. “No. The opposite is true.”
Torch
"Aw c'mon doc.. Have some mercy here.. You don't gotta do this, sister." Torch asks of the strange doctor.
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Why on earth did you do that? *I would use my heal magic on Torch.*
Torch
"Because it's fun." Says Torch. She uses her gun magic to shoot herself again.
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I continue to heal her.* You'll run outta bullets eventually.
Torch
Torch threatens Stickman with her gun. "You'll run out of life first, bucko. Let me shoot myself in peace!"
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Try me, bitch.
Torch
Torch shoots Stickman.
c!Ranboo
Why did you do that-? *Forces Torch to chug down a healing potion*
Torch
"Because it keeps the doctor aw-AAUGGBUGGWUHB" Torch chokes to death on the healing potion.
c!Ranboo
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