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Lambia

Female. Lives in Horsetown,  Trottingham,  Equestria. Born on August 21, 1979
Race
Horse.
Roleplay Availability
Maybe
About Me
I will forever think I am funnier than I am.
Roleplay Universe
Horse
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
User Achievements
28 Likes
Company, Organization, or Institution » Church/Religious Organization
Lambia
Lambia finds the crown of France in the gutter. She leaves it there. I mean who would willingly pick that up and put it on? It'd be enough to give a man a complex.
3 people like this.
☆♡!Lunar~Echo!♡☆
that's.. quite the find..
Like September 25, 2025
Lambia
Someone should come get it.
Like September 25, 2025
Bright Brave
Next stop the spear. Last one there is a vassal.
Like September 25, 2025
Lambia
I'll defenestrate you.
Like September 26, 2025
Lambia
#rp Lambia stands at the saddle of a pair of rolling hills, gazing out over vast fields of rolling cropland. Sprouts, runners and shoots all bursting from the soil. An agrarian dream cascading over hi... View More
5 people like this.
Gloom The Clown
Gloom would be sitting in front of the door to her apartment. "No... No... I don't want what your selling! You keep coming back after shoveling dirt in your mouth, it's been 15 minutes!"
Like September 24, 2025 Edited
Lambia
"Yhor schoil needsh moor phosghfates." Lambia asserts again. Without even making eye contact. Spluttering pebbles and gravel down her chin. She gives a self assured nod.
Like September 24, 2025
☆♡!Lunar~Echo!♡☆
eeuuughhhh... gross... why do you do that so much. it kinda creeps me out.
Like September 24, 2025
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3/6
Lambia
A soil-rich splitter of surprise. There's an indignant scowl. An aggressively cocked eyebrow. "You think I'm doin' this to eat? I wouldn't eat this dirt if it was the last in my cabinet. It's low on phosphates. Need to replenish 'em."
Like September 25, 2025
☆♡!Lunar~Echo!♡☆
well.. how would one do that? *I say, wiping a stray piece of dirt off of my face.*
Like September 25, 2025
Lambia
"Potash. Or any rich fertilizer. Ain't gonna get it outta crop rotation."
Like September 25, 2025
Sling Tyler
*Wearing a straw hat and holding a small sickle. Nitroxus was looking at Lambia as she was at his farm. At Bunker Site Charlie, which had a large amount of public farmland.* Low on Phosphates? Maybe I should do a better job with my crop rotation now... It is pumpkin harvesting season now...
Like September 25, 2025
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3/6
Sling Tyler
Wood ash? Where am I going to get enough trees for that?
Like September 27, 2025
Lambia
Lambia points at the vast, untouched woodlands of Equestria stretching across the valleys and mountains.
Like September 27, 2025
Sling Tyler
Oh. that would do it.
Like September 27, 2025
Lambia
#rp Lambia engages the device.
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Sling Tyler
*Nitroxus would have his goggles, yet the light from the device was still so bright. It was causing his goggles to slowly melt.* Does it have to be so bright?
Like September 21, 2025
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3/4
Sling Tyler
Wait, why aren't you wearing eye protection? You had a whole shelf of them.
Like September 21, 2025
Lambia
"Those?" Lambia looks at nothing, but she assumed that was the direction of the goggle shelf. "That's just for display purposes."
Like September 22, 2025
Sling Tyler
Oh. Well good thing I always have at least 3 pairs. Are you going to be okay?
Like September 22, 2025
Bright Brave
Baby device.
Like September 21, 2025
Lambia
28 dead, 57 injured.
Like September 21, 2025
Bright Brave
WTD mate
Like September 21, 2025
Meino Mysticforger
"Engage active camouflage. Reveal yourselves only after the Arbiter has joined battle with the enemy."
Like September 21, 2025
Lambia
Lambia fires the rings.
Like September 22, 2025
Meino Mysticforger
“YES!!!! THE GREAT JOURNEY HA-“ Everything gets obliterated.
Like September 22, 2025
Bright Brave
Still waiting on those tacos.
Like September 22, 2025
Lambia
The device doesn't make Tacos. That's the Machine.
Like September 23, 2025
Lambia
Lambia has been staring into the abyss for three hours now. "Apparently it's supposed to stare back." Hm.... View More
3 people like this.
Bright Brave
Ultra black ?
Like September 20, 2025
Lambia
Icelandic Ultra Blue.
Like September 20, 2025
Hawk
Stop staring at me. It's really weird
Like September 20, 2025
Lambia
No.
Like September 21, 2025
Chase
Like September 20, 2025
Lambia
Still can't see anything.
Like September 21, 2025
Shifter Burnside
:p
Like September 21, 2025
Lambia
uWu
Like September 21, 2025
Lambia
Lambia makes a politically charged statement.
5 people like this.
Pepper Snap
I agree
Like September 20, 2025
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3/5
Lambia
Lambia commits a politically charged murder.
Like September 20, 2025
Pepper Snap
Like September 20, 2025
Lambia
Lambia commits.
Like September 20, 2025
Bright Brave
I used to do that. A lot.
Like September 20, 2025
Lambia
You didn't have my boundless charisma and talent for manipulation though.
Like September 20, 2025
Bright Brave
I make it up with Love, Humility, and Faith. 😘
Like September 20, 2025
Lambia
I'll stick with my fat hog and six million dollars.
Like September 20, 2025
Meino Mysticforger
Are you running for mayor? Our city needs a devoted political activist to reshape this downtrodden environment.
Like September 20, 2025
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3/5
Lambia
I will run on a platform of explicit corruption and more drugs and guns for underprivileged youths.
Like September 20, 2025
Meino Mysticforger
Yes! That's my mayor! Let's go.
Like September 20, 2025
Lambia
I want to empty our prisons. So I can arrest everyone who disagrees with me!
Like September 20, 2025
Brady Thunderfoot
Say it again, but louder and with more oomf.
Like September 20, 2025
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3/9
Lambia
No I want to do that too. While also removing all monikers and trappings of society. Pronouns, gender, titles, races. All terms for the pyre. And this new nameless collective shall be supreme and above all other races and social classes (which no longer exist). Of course this is while ensuring my Ch... View More
Like September 20, 2025 Edited
Brady Thunderfoot
Ah shit. There it is. Well......least you'll be able to unite both extremes...maybe.
Like September 20, 2025 Edited
Lambia
The only true solution is to fund my state church by letting the free market rule the world.
Like September 20, 2025
Lambia
Man. Life is sure, living.
Lambia
Lambia claims her archeological discovery disproves many hard earned and enduring theories. No, she won't share her evidence.
2 people like this.
Elytron
"My archaeological discovery could beat up your archaeological discovery's dad."
Like July 14, 2025
Lambia
Im dating your Dad.
Like July 15, 2025
Jewels Strong
"Why not?!"
Like July 14, 2025
Lambia
Sneaky secret.
Like July 15, 2025
Lambia
You know you don't want this smoke.
3 people like this.
Ramirez
U stink
Like July 10, 2025
Lambia
There are people who would crawl through glass for one sniff.
Like July 10, 2025
Ramirez
Denial
Like July 11, 2025
Lambia
A river in Egypt.
Like July 11, 2025
Bright Brave
*Bright Smoked Lambia. Hoof rolled. Slow burn. Enjoy the flavor*
Like July 10, 2025
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3/7
Lambia
We're not all catholic, we don't all get off on self flagellation. It's the same as larger/beer. The most wretched swilled form of alcohol that tastes like piss, but it's the 'proper' way to drink and you've gotta 'get used to it' instead of just, enjoying a nice drink that also gets you drunk. Ment... View More
Like July 11, 2025
Bright Brave
As far as beer goes, Double IPA all the way. I crave the bitter.
Like July 11, 2025
Lambia
I consort with spirits.
Like July 11, 2025
Unibrew Press
Smoking kills, lucky thing you're not very good at it
Like July 10, 2025
Lambia
Your prayers for my continued survival have been logged and archived.
Like July 10, 2025
Lambia
I am the most handsome and beautiful horse, I make experiences every day and I am learning and growing to be worse. I have 100'000'000 friends and 3 enemies and I was chosen by God to give kisses to b... View More
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Lambia
Excerpt from Lambia's morning affirmations.
Like July 8, 2025
Shifter Burnside
Wht
Like July 9, 2025
Lambia
I think I was pretty clear about my statements.
Like July 9, 2025
Shifter Burnside
You think
Like July 11, 2025
Bright Brave
Darn. You've stolen my life goals.
Like July 9, 2025
Lambia
Despite your best efforts, Lambia remains cooler than you.
4 people like this.
Mellow
As a professional sidekick, you go, diva
Like July 7, 2025
Lambia
Thank you, I work so hard.
Like July 7, 2025
Sling Tyler
*Astro would be sweating up a storm. He was getting worried.* Please, share the fan with me. I'm burning up like paper in the wind.
Like July 7, 2025
Lambia
Like July 7, 2025
Sling Tyler
Please, I need some cold wind. I'm nearly out of it...
Like July 8, 2025
Hawk
Because I'm hot
Like July 7, 2025
Lambia
Whatever helps you sleep at night, Hun.
Like July 7, 2025
Hawk
That's the fun part. I don't sleep much, if at all.
Like July 8, 2025
Unibrew Press
As long as you lack a unibrow this is scientifically incorrect...
Like July 8, 2025
Lambia
Wow, look at this guy. Assuming my Unibrow status.
Like July 8, 2025
Unibrew Press
I'm a knower not an assumer, and brah, I KNOOOOW your unibrow doesn't EXIIIIIST
Like July 8, 2025
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