Lambia

Female. Lives in Horsetown, Trottingham, Equestria. Born on August 21, 1979

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Race

Horse.

Roleplay Availability

Maybe

About Me

I will forever think I am funnier than I am.

Roleplay Universe

Horse

Roleplay Type

Narrative Multi-Paragraph

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Lambia

December 17, 2025 8:40 am

Lambia contracts diabetes.

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4/7

Valora

“I told you eating sugar for breakfast was bad.”

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Lambia

I'm not going to stop.

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Pepper Snap

Pepper gave it to her for she is extremely contagious

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Pepper Snap

My superior diet blocks your evil spell

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Pepper Snap

XD ok that was good

Like December 17, 2025

Snow Storm

Time for your insuline shot, Lambie~

Like 2 December 17, 2025

Lambia

Not from the comically oversized neeeeeedle!

Like 1 December 17, 2025

Chelsea Hooves

I typically just hire them seasonally

Like 2 December 17, 2025

Lambia

This asshat comes onto my post and has the audacity to be funnier than me.

Like 2 December 17, 2025

Chelsea Hooves

Next I’m going to double down on this behavior until it is exhausting for both of us

Like 1 December 18, 2025

Lambia

December 14, 2025 5:00 am

Lambia is chopping firewood. Unfortunately she has decided your structural timber is suitable firewood. Careful Lambia, thats a load-bearing- Oh dear.

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Lambia

December 13, 2025 2:26 pm

Lambia climbs to the precipice of the highest mountain, casts her hair to the wind, and belches like a pig.

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Bright Brave

Pigs belch ? 😋

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Lambia

You're thinking of cattle, sheep and horses; the multi-gut structure makes it impossible to regurgitate or belch. Pigs are omnivores, and can burp the same as you and me.

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Bright Brave

Ponies ?

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Lambia

I'm a shepherd not a horsecologist

Like 1 December 13, 2025

Brady Thunderfoot

-Sneaks up behind here with a shepherd cane and shears.-

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Brady Thunderfoot

-Rolls, grabs the shears and bounces down the mountain after the rolly polly Lambia.-

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Lambia

She's too fast, and by god, she's heading right for the Orphanage!

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Brady Thunderfoot

-Hops faster, like Naruto. Her cape bellowing behind her.-

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Lock On

Another belch echoed from a lower mountain, quite a distance away from where she stood. Then, another one from another mountaintop much, much further away. This belch would chain, until the last echo graces the ears of a swire, of a kingdom on the plains. Ramming through the door to the king's thron... View More

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Lambia

December 12, 2025 7:00 pm

Lambia is.

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Shifter Burnside

yes it is

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Lavender Dawn

Lambia justifies their own existence

Like December 12, 2025

Lambia

Nothing can justify what I've done.

Like 1 December 13, 2025

Pepper Snap

Lambia

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Lambia

You see my vision.

Like 2 December 13, 2025

Chelsea Hooves

Gaaayy lolololololol

Like 1 December 13, 2025

Lambia

I'm spicing it up, this time it's a mural in a gentrified suburb.

Like 1 December 13, 2025

Chelsea Hooves

Thank god, maybe I can get a decent high going

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Lambia

Oh you boofin? Shit brother, lemme hook you up, Lambia got that fire gas.

Like 1 December 13, 2025

Lambia

December 11, 2025 2:01 pm

Lambia has a large collection of novelty T-shirts. Which is odd, as you've never seen her shopping.

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Bright Brave

Eveypony shops online now. Come on bruv.

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Bright Brave

"Who knows what lurks in the hearts of men...."

Like 1 December 11, 2025

Slurpee Hooves

"The Shadow knows."

Like 1 December 11, 2025

Lambia

Hematomas, typically.

Like 1 December 12, 2025

Dr. Oddeus Reiner

"Which is what?" Oddeus would grin, smugly.

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Bright Brave

BriBra rushes to the nearest computer to order this exact shirt.

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Dr. Oddeus Reiner

Upon being shot, Oddeus shattered into glass pieces.

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Lambia

goobsmooch.bigcartel.com

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Chelsea Hooves

Lambia with the Chelsea’s Choice 2023 Barhop Birthday Bash gildan brand t-shirt with authentic mystery bar stains

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Lambia

She's got the whole set.

Like 1 December 11, 2025

Pepper Snap

She steals them from novelty t shirt havers

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Lambia

Few ever survive.

Like 1 December 12, 2025

Lambia

December 10, 2025 8:36 am

Lambia plans to steal all the Holiday Cheer from Ponyville, with her long suffering and loyal small dog, PinkBow with an antler stapled to her head.

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Bright Brave

Ouch

Like December 10, 2025

Lambia

She's fine.

Like 1 December 10, 2025

Monarch Masquerade

// who are ya The Grinch?

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Lambia

Worse, the Lynch.

Like 4 December 10, 2025

PinkBow

*sighs and turns on ipad*

Like 3 December 10, 2025

Sophie H.

Sophie leans her head close „you’ve games on it?“

Like 2 December 10, 2025

Lambia

Lambia stomps and broods around her mountaintop lair. Perhaps with WiFi, she'd be easier to bear.

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Shifter Burnside

Like December 11, 2025

Lambia

December 9, 2025 7:08 am

Lambia is adrift at sea. But don't get in her way, that mare has places to be.

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Vanil

A random encounter! Slowly ascending from the deep, Vanil rises to the surface, beside Lambia, with the assistance from a couple of hunky merstallions. She offers the mare on a mission, four pool noodles and a bottle of "Kelp Shake".

Like 2 December 9, 2025

Lambia

Lambia gazes at the offerings. She reaches for a pool noodle, takes a sampling bite, and nods. In return she trots to the other end of her makeshift raft of aircraft debris. Digging around she returns with a trade offer. It's a suit and tie.

Like December 9, 2025

Bright Brave

Watch out for the tiger.

Like 1 December 9, 2025

Lambia

December 8, 2025 2:01 pm

Lambia engages in vote rigging. The horse government has no idea what's coming.

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Bright Brave

You'd have more fun manipulating fiat currency.

Like December 8, 2025

Lambia

I've got some plans to fund proxy wars in South America for cheap bananas.

Like 1 December 8, 2025

Ramirez

As a Guatemalan-American, red hate and yellow love. That's all.

Like 1 December 8, 2025

PinkBow

“Did you win?”

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PinkBow

Pink gasps and goes up to the podium. She wipes her tears and speaks into the mic. “Wow gosh, I had no idea thank you. I didn’t even have a speech prepared!”

Like December 8, 2025

Lambia

Lambia slides a piece of paper onto the podium. It's not a speech it's just a drawing of her giving a thumbs up somehow.

Like 1 December 8, 2025

PinkBow

Lambia really IS mr boss </3

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Shifter Burnside

Like December 9, 2025

Lambia

December 4, 2025 1:48 pm

Bright Brave is a dollar store Celtic Cross and I won't be elaborating on this or even directly tagging either of them.

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Maxh Vezpyre

Celtic Cross, I remember!

Like 1 December 4, 2025

Lambia

You surely aren't referencing the guy I literally cut out of old artworks like Stalin removing dissenters to his reign.

Like 1 December 4, 2025

Maxh Vezpyre

I mean, that's probably one out of hundreds anyways.

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Lambia

Arguably one of the worst. Of course there's the other one, who shot me dead in the street all those years ago. But he doesn't deserve thinking about.

Like 1 December 4, 2025