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Commander Wyatt Ryder

Male. Lives in Canterlot Castle,  Equestria. Born on December 30, 1935
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Human
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Anything. Very adaptable.
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Demonic H Hooves
rip one of the best users on the site gunna miss you
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Commander Wyatt Ryder
I'm calling out Golden Heart as the one to blame for my friends list being one too many by being too much of an awesome guy.
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Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt is laying in bed after a night on the ale. "I think I drank Ponyville dry..." he groaned aloud as he lay there surrounded by empty water bottles and a bucket next to the bed. Yikes, he might be ...View More
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D‎ream²
Dream was there too.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
He hoped she didn't drink too much. She was only a smol pone after all.
D‎ream²
She didn't. She just broke in for attention. One headpat ples
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt gave her light headpats as he lay there, not wanting to move at all right now apart from petting cute smol pone.
Sherem
Then a knock on the door and Sherem sadi "Royal guard open the door"
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt just raised his head. "As Royal Guard Commander, right now I command you to piss off." he replied as he groaned in pain from laying there.
Sherem
"and as an Alicorn and second in command of the equestrian forces I command you to GET OUT HERE!"
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt rolled his eyes. "No. Unless you want to be covered in vomit."
Sherem
"and if you don't want 90% of your assets and money gone for reparations you better come out now commander"
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt rolled his eyes at that. "Yeah, good luck running that one by my wife, Celestia. Moron." he stated. "Which technically makes me a Prince, so I do outrank you." Wyatt said, although he hated being referred to as a Prince. Although, he did want to marry Celestia, and that was something that came...View More
Sherem
"you're not married to her yet you dumbass! now explain these fucking bills of ale that are also taking from the coffers of the royal guard!"
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt laughed out loud, despite his sour mood and hangover. "I pay for my own booze. I have enough money to buy Ponyville twice. I checked. Wasn't me." he stated in response.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
orange_man_from is now under investigation for money laundering with the CA corruption mafia. Any with evidence should come forwards immediately
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Chiller Sway
Frikin orange_man (he has me blocked, I'm gonna get destroyed if he unblocks me and sees this comment)
Commander Wyatt Ryder
:scream: if you have evidence you should come forwards! Publicly... In an open area with limited civilian contact purely for security reasons of course
Dank Pony Child
I bet he plays fortnite
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt draws you a picture. It's stick figures next to a poorly drawn house and a crappy yellow sun. "Umm... Here. I drew this for some reason. Thought of you? I guess?"
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D‎ream²
Dream's eyes well up. It's beautiful!
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt blushes and hugs the cutest pone!
D‎ream²
Dream eep. She threw those smoll hooves back around him and squeeeze.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Best hugs!
Chiller Sway
"About as good as I draw." The stallion admits
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt points to where it looks like the human stick figure is bapping the pone stick figure!
Chiller Sway
Frost Bite the Guardian
Frost gasps and sticks it on her fridge.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt laughs nervously, surprised she enjoyed it enough to do that!
Deerie
Deerie looks at the paper.. then eats it, oh deer!
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt shrugs at that. He expected something like that.
Deerie
She scoots over for pats though!
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt indeed gives her pats.
Lunar Eclipse
*sells it for 6 grand* thnx
Commander Wyatt Ryder
*takes 3 grand of it* np
Lunar Eclipse
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Bubblegum
Bubblegum gasps- it's so lovely! "Does this mean we're friends?"
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt looked confused. "Aren't we already friends?" he asked her.
Bubblegum
"Are we? Sometimes when I say somepon- uh.. someone- is my friend, they look at me funny and then they don't want to talk to me anymore. So then I don't know if it's okay to say we're friends to anyone, cause I don't want them to stop coming to my shop. And if they don't come to my shop anymore then...View More
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt shook his head and hugged her tightly!
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt ducks as a boomerang flies over his head. He turns to berate whoever threw it before he gets hit in the back of the head by the same boomerang. "Godfuckingdammit." he grumbles angrily while rubb...View More
Snowy Marsh
Snowy repeats after him
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt gasps. "Snowy! Do not use such language! You are too innocent!"
Snowy Marsh
Snowy just makes a doll face and leans against Wyatt. It's almost like Snowy wallpost comments aren't supposed to be taken seriously
Commander Wyatt Ryder
He picks Snowy up and snuggles with best pink mare who punch wall. Favourite pink.
Snowy Marsh
Wyatt genderbend?? How come still have face hairs? *poke the face hairs*
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt is confuse. But still snugles!
Dew Drop
Dew drop sits there, staring at him and waving with her Lamb plush at him. She did throw the boomerang that’s why it flew so wonky!
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt couldn't bring himself to be angry so he just gave pets instead! "Well... You need to work on your aim." he told her with a chuckle.
Dew Drop
She smiles at wyatt when he pets her and puts her lamb plush in his hands. “T..teach dew?” She asks
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt looks at the plush. "We can't throw this, you might lose it!" he smiles at her, picking up the boomerang. "And I'm not a pony, so I can't- wait, how did you throw this?"
Dew Drop
“This?” She takes back her plush and holds it with both her hooves to Then throw it as an example of how. “D..dew does that!”
Commander Wyatt Ryder
"No this." he held the boomerang. How did she throw it with hooves... To his height from that distance... "Wow."
Smoke (Obsilion)
A synthetic had been sent to Commander Wyatt Ryder to invite him onto Smoke's ship, which he has now named The Forgotten. Once Wyatt was on the ship he would notice that all activity has ceased. The ...View More
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Commander Wyatt Ryder
I love it when work randomly gets busy for no fucking reason. Finally got some time to chill though. Although I'm still questioning the decision to come here to do it :joy:
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Commander Wyatt Ryder
It’s late but Happy Consumer-Driven and Trivial Interpretation Of Love Day everyone.
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Space Dragon
Happy everybody loves wyatt day.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wait no
Pinkamena Diane Pie
Pinkamena stands behind Space Dragon waiting for her turn.
Space Dragon
No sorry too late now. It’s going to come on real strong this year because you asked for it
Commander Wyatt Ryder
NO WHAT DEVILRY IS THIS?!?! BACK! BACK!
Pinkamena Diane Pie
"But what he said!"
Deerie
Happy late love day
Commander Wyatt Ryder
:D
Deerie
Heartu
Commander Wyatt Ryder
:heart:
Prince Hawk Zephyrus
At least it passed without any incidents
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Yep and now I’m drinking in celebration of it ending!
Prince Hawk Zephyrus
All I have is Monster energy drink XD
Commander Wyatt Ryder
I’d mix that with vodka
Prince Hawk Zephyrus
No way that happens XD
Commander Wyatt Ryder
I wanna do it now 😂
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