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Commander Wyatt Ryder

Male. Lives in Canterlot Castle,  Equestria. Born on December 30, 1935
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Human
Roleplay Universe
Anything. Very adaptable.
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Commander Wyatt Ryder
Fun Fact About Wyatt #3: He gets nervous around higher class ponies he likes/respects (Amethyst the Hippogriff & Dr. Marina Bleu to name 2) as he's used to a bigger class divide and the fact he respec...View More
Amethyst the Hippogriff
Amethyst bullies indiscriminately. All are equal in her eyes.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
I agree. Wyatt hates everyone equally. He does respect Ammy though, and banks on the fact she likes a laugh when talking to her, although he views her as his social superior, as he's working class, and is nervous around her.
Mistcrest
Amethyst is a meanie. Tis fact!
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt finds her attitude endearing
Amethyst the Hippogriff
// Why in Equestria would Wyatt see Ammy as his superior? While yes, by birth she is a Lady your hairless ape wouldn't know that unless he knows who the Highbridles are. To him, she'd be nothing more than a glorified thief and a squatter in the castle. XD //And what you tlakin' 'bout bird? Ammy has...View More
Commander Wyatt Ryder
(He can just tell. Hell I could when I saw you post for the first time when I joined xD)
Princess Neon Synthwave
I'm Surprised He Isn't More Timid Around Neon And Hawk
Commander Wyatt Ryder
He's known Neon from before and he made friends with Hawk before he knew so it's less prevalent
Princess Neon Synthwave
That's true
Commander Wyatt Ryder
He respects them, but assumes Neon doesn't want to be treated differently, and he's friends with Hawk as I said
Princess Neon Synthwave
Neon is still getting used to her role
Princess Corona Lionheart the IV
Real question is, does he get nervous around Corona?
Commander Wyatt Ryder
He gets something around her... I mean yes if she's a Princess then he will be respectful unless she says otherwise
Princess Corona Lionheart the IV
What does he get? owo
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt was tied up... To some kind of wooden structure, with branches surrounding it. He was beaten, bruised and battered. Yet he stood tall. Say what you will, but a coward, he is not. Surrounding him...View More
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Bright Brave
Bright bit the human.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Unfortunately, that was also punishable by death, and Bright was also tied to a pyre.
Bright Brave
The big pony bit himself free.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
He was then eaten alive by the angry mob
Bright Brave
Biting ever more, the stallion bit his way out again.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
And yet... He was eaten alive, as the entire town joined in
Dolly
*She'd gasp at seeing this, before starting to shove her way to the front of the crowd* H-Hey!
Commander Wyatt Ryder
They'd stop, and all eyes would turn to her... "Have you something to say?" the leader asked Dolly. They seemed to be Equestria's version of Witchhunters...
Dolly
*she takes a deep breath before nodding* Y-Yes. Why? H-Has he k-killed a s-sentient creature? A-And if y-you kill h-him for e-eating meat, w-which is j-just part o-of his d-diet I b-believe, that w-would be u-unjust. You'd n-need to k-kill griffons a-and other c-creatures for e-eating meat a-as well...View More
Commander Wyatt Ryder
AMUB Ask Me Utter Bollocks Like an AMA but I'm British.
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Dream²
What's your favorite tea?
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Well... I can't remember all of them... But my tea tonight was good. Steak, med veg, sweet potato and garlic mushrooms
Demonic H. Hooves
So you know how cats have that toxoplasmosis shit? the shit that makes people love cats more. Why aren't we modifying it to make people worship me? Or i guess some lesser person, this seems like the gateway to mind controll and we are wasting it
Commander Wyatt Ryder
HEIL DEMONIC!
Demonic H. Hooves
I WANT A REAL ANSWER!
Commander Wyatt Ryder
We're not using it because everyone fears the powers of Demonic Plus his admin is such a cool dude it intimidates people.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt was stood out in a thunderstorm and the pouring rain, not seeming to give a single fuck as lightning hit periodically around him. On his bare torso was a scar that looked an awful lot like light...View More
Amethyst the Hippogriff
*Amethyst is glad she doesn't have Arty's dream powers because that sounds like on hell of a nightmare*
Commander Wyatt Ryder
It's funny Ammy thinks it's nightmare since it's actually not. He's really standing outside in a thunderstorm watching blood pour from the sky.
Amethyst the Hippogriff
Ammy doesn't know because she's not actually there. But if she was she'd give Wyatt the address of her therapist... and maybe tell him that his weird furless boy freaks her out. Maybe he'll just hallucinate that too.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt is way past therapy now. He's too far gone. Although it's not exactly an hallucination... If Ammy were here, Wyatt could probably explain, but she isn't. He just out there as the storm raged all around him.
Dolly
*Dolly starts to try pulling him inside!*
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt just stood there, saying nothing, like he was on another planet almost.
Dolly
W-Wyatt! Come i-inside! It’s n-not safe o-out here! *she yells over the probably loud wind*
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt chuckled at that. "Lightning can't hit twice." he said to Dolly, referring to his scar most likely.
Dolly
B-But you c-can still g-get sick! *she looks worried! Aw, concerned Dolly!*
Commander Wyatt Ryder
He smiled down at Dolly then. "I've always had a strong immune system, Dolly." Wyatt stated to the mare, reaching down and pinching her cheek.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt uses a pie chart to explain how fat you are, but you ate that too, you fat bastard.
Ephemeria Spring
She cromches on the paper for a while before coughing it out. "That's what I think of pie charts! Bleh."
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt looks at it and sighs. "No, Ephee, it wasn't for you, I was explaining that some who buy your flowers to eat them could develop a weight problem if they eat too much of them." he explained to the mare. He'd never call Ephee fat. Ever.
Vy Thresh
"Aand? Give me more food you twat."
Dolly
*she starts crying! Betrayal! She’s a chub but that doesn’t mean he’s gotta call her out on it!*
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt's shakes his head to the smol chub and hugs her. "No, I'm using it for marketing. To tell you to be careful selling too much bread to one person. It can lead to weight gain."
Dolly
O-Oh.. *hic* *she nods, before hugging him back* O-Ok! *she sniffs!*
Commander Wyatt Ryder
"Silly Dolly. I'd never call you fat!" He said to the cute mare.
Dolly
*she simply bleats quietly!*
Commander Wyatt Ryder
So adorable! "You're cute, you know that?"
Amethyst the Hippogriff
Amethyst's eyes well up. "I know I have a problem. Okay?" She shoves another piece of cake in her face. "Food doesn't judge me!"
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt sighs. "Ammy, you can't continue on like this. I'm worried for your health." Dawwww, he's concerned about her. How adorable.
Amethyst the Hippogriff
She pouts. "I do what I want! You can't stop me!" She yells as the takes the rest of the and attempted an escape.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt pounces on Ammy then. "No, Ammy! I want you to live long time!"
Amethyst the Hippogriff
The cake is squashed beneath her as Wyatt attempts a grapple. "My cake! NOOOOooo!" The then proceeds to flop around trying to escape his grasp. There it's now cake and glitter everywhere! The walls, the ceiling, guard ponies. Everything!
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt holds the purple grabby footed mare. "Ammy, come on! I'm just trying to look out for your health! Someone has to!" he exclaimed to Amethyst.
Hymn
*she looks at her pony self, then at Wyatt, then back down at herself.*
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt raised his brow at Hymn. "Don't worry about it, Hymn, it's probably just you being a pony." he averted his eyes then.
Hymn
*poof! She back to being a Siren. And she still thicc in the tail, liar. She raises an eyebrow now*
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt shook his head. "Oh you're just thicc. Fair enough." he gave a nod.
Hymn
*she grins, before trotting awayyyyyy, ok?*
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt also smirked. "Still a cutie!" he called after the siren mare.
Stickman, The Legendary Hero
But I'm surprisingly thin for how much I eat...I mean... look at me! I'm a thin stick!
Stickman, The Legendary Hero
Pretty much.
Jewel, The Blue Macaw
Are you calling me FAT?! *I slap him using magic*
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt laughs because he's immune to magic so it fails.
Jewel, The Blue Macaw
*I slap him using my talons instead.*
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt scoffs at the inconsequential slap. He's had far worse so it was nothing really.
Jewel, The Blue Macaw
*I grab him by his coat and lift him very high*
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Doing that would fail also since he's much, much heavier than a macaw.
BlueFern Tree
I mean, you literally made it outta pie, soooo...
Commander Wyatt Ryder
"No, it's paper..."
polo fastter
"it pie flavored paper " crimson said
Princess Neon Synthwave
Neon said nothing as she ate at the pie. "My doctor said I had to gain weight thanks to my pregnancy
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt looked at Neon. "You're eating fucking paper."
Princess Neon Synthwave
"Yeah and it tastes like pie. Your point?"
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt rolled his eyes. "Right. And it's not really good for you." he stated.
Princess Neon Synthwave
"What is anymore?" She asked taking another bite
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt looked at Neon, concerned. "I used paper covered in arsenic."
Amuka
Man that's just rude.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt begins to sing 'You Fat Bastard'
Amuka
*Stare* meanie
Amethyst the Hippogriff
Amethyst down votes all of Commander Wyatt Ryder 's decisions. She has no actual say in what actually happens. She just wants him to know he disapproves of him in general.
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Commander Wyatt Ryder
Fuck, just watched two Muslims drive a speedboat into a hydroelectric plant. Looks like they're partaking in Ram-a-dam.
Goddess of the Mad
Commander Wyatt Ryder
No u
Goddess of the Mad
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Umm... okay
Goddess of the Mad
Just seeing how many people I can trigger ptsd with. No worries
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Fun Fact About Wyatt #2: He has a microbomb in his body that will explode should he die to prevent his equipment falling into enemy hands/hooves/talons. It's also mega stylish on X-rays.
orange_man_from
*shoots the bomb directly*
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Yeahhhhh... Good luck with that
orange_man_from
*shoots several more times*
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt laughs because he constantly wears bulletproof and stabproof equipment.
orange_man_from
*cartoonishly just shoots even faster*
Commander Wyatt Ryder
*dodges like pro cause why not*
Dr. Marina Bleu
can i just say! wyatt is such a handsome man 🥺 i’m really shook,,
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Ah!That makes me so happy!! Marina is such a pretty mare as well!
Dr. Marina Bleu
aw thank you!
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt(and me :P) 100% thinks she's like... Really super pretty but is also really nervous because as he said on that date post, she's a higher class than he is and he thinks it's out of place for him to say. (Yes he dates a Princess but that sort of happened over the course of time as mutual attrac...View More
Snowy Marsh
*Snow suddenly breaks the fourth wall because of what she's been readin--*
Commander Wyatt Ryder
(This happens quite often xD) Snowy! Back into your canon! Yes, you're pretty too!
Hymn
*Symph was a worried lil feesh. She was checking out all of Hymn’s hideouts, except the tavern of course, but... she might need to go in there. She has to find her... Hymn hasn’t come home yet, and sh...View More
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