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Commander Wyatt Ryder

Male. Lives in Canterlot Castle,  Equestria. Born on December 30, 1935
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Human
Roleplay Universe
Anything. Very adaptable.
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Commander Wyatt Ryder
So I did a very big smart like the big brain I am and was brushing my mattress with my hand and forgot about the spring that pokes up and sliced my fucking hand but all we had to stop the blood is an ...View More
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Melody
Geez Wyatt you need to be more careful when doing something like that
Commander Wyatt Ryder
It’s my dominant hand too so it sucks even more. It only stings a bit so it’s annoying more than anything
Star Sky
Oh damn. I hope it heals soon.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Me too. Work won’t be happy but I’m mainly annoyed my gaming will be affected xD
Star Sky
I see. Well, it could maybe be worse, so yeah... heh.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
True!
Prince Glaciem
Ouch, that could not have been very pleasant. Hope you heal soon.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
It wasn’t xD looks like it could scar tbh
Prince Glaciem
Yarg, that hurts to hear.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Eh one more scar I guess xD
Dementia
Ow, that does not sound nice in the slightest, not one bit. Hope you recover soon!
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Nope it certainly isn’t :sob: hopefully I will!
Baron Redpath
I honestly though this was like a washcloth not emergency bandages
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Does look similar aye, but they are bandages
Ghostbit
Bed-Alty! You Win! // Hope it heal's soon, surprisingly i hurt my left knee 5 time's
Commander Wyatt Ryder
I’ve had more serious wounds but this is just more an inconvenience than anything
Ghostbit
Ah, Now i think about it, I hurt my knee 5 time's, Had kidney stone's, And Got shocked by a outlet once, So yeah, got bad luck ;-;
Commander Wyatt Ryder
I’ve never had a kidney stone thank fuck. My condolences. I have been shocked though
Ghostbit
Well did it make you're entire left hand numb ?
Commander Wyatt Ryder
No it made most of my body numb xD I had to grip an electric fence to keep balance and I’ll just say it wasn’t my best idea
Amethyst the Hippogriff
//Unless that wrap it ten foot long I will never forgive you for how poorly that arm is bandaged.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
No medics on hand xD and yes it is mega long, used for much more serious wounds but it was all we had so. Also the wound itself is in an awkward place, it runs the length my hand starting at the bottom of my little finger
Amethyst the Hippogriff
// *internal shrieking intensifies* None of you boys have any medical training!? Please tell me you at least washed it out thoroughly. Is there a gause pad between the wound and the bandage? YOU'RE GOING TO GET LINT STUCK IN IT! I'm also disappointed that you clearly don't have an adequately stock...View More
Commander Wyatt Ryder
I’m at home which I’m usually not, or the kit would be better stocked up. Lord knows why it isn’t, we don’t even have painkillers. Also I have some training but not a lot since I’m not a bloody medic. No gauze. I know, but we don’t have gauze pads which is annoying. Listen you make do with what you ...View More
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Also I wrapped it myself with one hand better than my dad did so there’s that xD
Lt Buster
Oh you fucking nerd this is why we cant have nice things
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Bruh what
Lenore
I wanna see the wound unwrapped
Commander Wyatt Ryder
I’ll have to DM it since I have a pic saved in my phone xD
Hymn
Wyatt this is why we cant have nice things, you fucking dumbass I come back on here to see you having hurt yourself while I was gone?! Smh mh You better be better or I'm coming over there and beating your mattress up
Commander Wyatt Ryder
There’s a joke there with the mattress but I haven’t had the necessary female company to make it xD I’m alright. Stings a bit, goes right across my hand. I’ll live xP
Hymn
Omfg not like that you absolute dingus
Commander Wyatt Ryder
I know but you know I can’t resist a good joke xD
Hymn
Oh I know lol
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Tbf you’ve seen it happen time and time again xD
Commander Wyatt Ryder
I might post another one of these once I've thought of something else, so I'll share this in case anyone else wants to try their hand/hoof before I do another xD Also I haven't slept again so make of...View More
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Commander Wyatt Ryder
For me it's the 5th rn but I suppose it's still the 4th over in the states, so happy 4th! PSA: Don't do what I did with fireworks and fire them at each other like rocket launchers. Other than that, ...View More
Princess Twilight Sparkle
Hey there! Just returned to say. 4:0 that is all.
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Commander Wyatt Ryder
Hey Man City’s a good team and with no in person attendance it’s bound to throw us off, especially since City is used to it
Princess Twilight Sparkle
Well dang, your the first liverpool fan I've spoken to, to say man city played well.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Where tf do all these cuts and scrapes come from on my body?! Like seriously, I'll scratch my back at one point and find blood on my hand like what in the hell
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Friend of mine keeps talking about how good his orthopaedic shoe is, but I think he’s built it up too much
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Lenore
They're sub par. At least they were in my government issues.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
You ruined my amazingly horrible joke :sob:
Commander Wyatt Ryder
I’m bored and can’t sleep so ima be evil If you can guess what my dad calls these without any clues, I will buy you whatever art of your OC you want.
Thunder Riff
Store mix
Commander Wyatt Ryder
No xD where did that come from
Smoke (Obsilion)
Carmex
Smoke (Obsilion)
Stirmix
Smoke (Obsilion)
One of those two
Commander Wyatt Ryder
You get one guess so I’ll take your first answer. No xD those are actually quire normal
Smoke (Obsilion)
DAMN IT!!!!!
Ghostbit
Haribo Breakfast and Beer ?
Commander Wyatt Ryder
It’s coke flavoured bottles actually xD No but I like your creativity! You get one last guess for a good answer
Ghostbit
Hmmm.... Welp, I'm trying to get into the mindset of a dad And I Can only come up with another. honestly don't really mind not Guessing right. I just like guessing! xD Anyway, i think it might be....Pooh the bear's Starship snack's ?
Ghostbit
Also, Kid's And Grown up's love it so The happy world of haribo ? That make's no sense!
Commander Wyatt Ryder
You can keep guessing if you like but they won’t count! No but it made me chuckle
Ghostbit
Aww, Ok ^^ Tbh I Think i got my hope's up too much ;-;
Ice Wisp
Bear mix
Commander Wyatt Ryder
No, but it’s practical! Decent answer
Ice Wisp
He should start calling it that
Commander Wyatt Ryder
No that’s what he calls his all-in xD
Ghostbit
What is a All-in ?
Commander Wyatt Ryder
It’s where you just chuck all the food into a bowl/pan and start scoffing it down xD
D‎ream²
Mixstar
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Like Keemstar but without as much regret? xD no but a funny combo so I give you one[1] more guess :P
Chiller Sway
Baby mix hides in a box
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Is Snowy trying to *COUGH COUGH HINT HINT* at Wyatt? xD no but I’ll give you another for making me smile at the thought xP
Chiller Sway
Baps *baps Waytt*
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Baps will not save you *baps back*
Chiller Sway
Ee!
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Okay, here’s a hint: None of the words in the image are involved in the answer. Man I might have just given the answer away huh :eyes:
Ghostbit
Maybe, But Will you do something like this again ? It was fun.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Perhaps I will :P
Ghostbit
Ok, Also i might try guessing once more but i'm currently big boss
Commander Wyatt Ryder
You can have one more then xD
Ghostbit
Hmm.....it's not about grown up's or kid's.... It has egg's cola, ring's, Bear's, Cherries...A Bear, A Rocket....*The Ghostling would then put on a Venom snake cosplay* Is it.... Rocketter (However you spell that} Mix ?
Lt Buster
Rockets
Commander Wyatt Ryder
WE’RE GOING ON A TRIP, IN OUR FAVOURITE ROCKET SHIP
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Also no :P
Lt Buster
FUCK
CloudDasher
Why am i only creative when not trying to think of something $!^&*!#%!!!!!!!!!
Commander Wyatt Ryder
xD don’t worry about it
CloudDasher
AHHA! He dosent call them anything because he has never had/seen them before!
Commander Wyatt Ryder
No, but that is a good answer! You get another guess for that creative thinking!
CloudDasher
Darn i thought it would be a trick question
Pandora
Rocket bears ?
Commander Wyatt Ryder
No, but decent guess Pan!
Pandora
:P don’t tell me it’s just gummy bears tho that be awkward
Commander Wyatt Ryder
No don’t worry xD
Commander Wyatt Ryder
I learned very important gun safety when I first visited an army base. One of the soldiers pointed an empty gun at me and pulled the trigger. He then proceeded to turn around to everyone with a shoc...View More
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt is writing out a card! ‘Congratulations on conquering your drug and alcohol dependency! We’re having a party to celebrate! But you can’t come.’
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D‎ream²
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Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt then sends the card to whoever it’s for.
Smoke (Obsilion)
Obsilion would slowly walk through the Canterlot castle's halls, making his way to Wyatt's office. He would currently be walking on all fours as he carried his daughter, Sylvia, on his head as she pla...View More
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Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt's voice would emit from the other side. "Come in. Unless you have more paperwork for me. Then kindly find the nearest fire and throw it in." he said.
Smoke (Obsilion)
Obsilion opens the door and slowly walks in"..Been a while...."
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt looked at him. "It has? Honestly, the days tend to blend together for me sometimes." he chuckled at that. "What's up? You look like you've just had another kid."
Smoke (Obsilion)
Obsilion shakes his head"......Can we talk outside of the office?...."he asks as he sits his daughter down on the floor. Sylvia giggles and continues to play with the ball of smoke without a care in the world
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt cocks his brow and nods as he gets up and heads into the corridor outside his office.
Smoke (Obsilion)
Obsilion nods and steps out of the office"......Can you take care of my daughter for a bit?..."
Smoke (Obsilion)
"Wyatt..I'm not lying...I just." he then growls and looks behind himself at......nothing??? "Shut your trap. Its bad enough as it is.". Ok. Something definitely isnt right.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt cocked his brow at Smoke. “I classify talking to yourself as definitely bad. A half lie is still a lie.” He stated. “Why are you talking to yourself? If you’ve lost your marbles I don’t think rest will help.”
Smoke (Obsilion)
He looks Wyatt in the eyes"Thats why I need you to take care of her...You're right..I'm not giving you all the details. It all boils down to the fact that I'm sick right now and need to get better...."
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt sighed and shook his head. “If you’re mentally sick, you’ll need a lot of time to get better. It can take months. Unless it’s some weird disease that you can cure.” He shrugged at that.
Smoke (Obsilion)
"I dont know what's wrong with me. My medical synthetics cant figure it out..."
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt looked at him. “Maybe because it’s mental? And not physical?” He pointed out to Smoke.
Smoke (Obsilion)
"I promise she wont be any trouble at all.."
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt looked at him.”That’s not the point, the point is I’m not sure I’m the best equipped to look after her.” He stated to Smoke with a sigh.
Smoke (Obsilion)
"......Who should I go to?..."he sighs a bit
Commander Wyatt Ryder
“That’s the thing, I don’t know...” Wyatt leaned back on the wall and sighed.
Smoke (Obsilion)
Obsilion sighs and looks down
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