Commander Wyatt Ryder

He hoped she didn't drink too much. She was only a smol pone after all.

She didn't. She just broke in for attention. One headpat ples

Wyatt gave her light headpats as he lay there, not wanting to move at all right now apart from petting cute smol pone.

Wyatt just raised his head. "As Royal Guard Commander, right now I command you to piss off." he replied as he groaned in pain from laying there.

Wyatt rolled his eyes. "No. Unless you want to be covered in vomit."

"and if you don't want 90% of your assets and money gone for reparations you better come out now commander"

"you're not married to her yet you dumbass! now explain these fucking bills of ale that are also taking from the coffers of the royal guard!"

Wyatt laughed out loud, despite his sour mood and hangover. "I pay for my own booze. I have enough money to buy Ponyville twice. I checked. Wasn't me." he stated in response.

:scream: if you have evidence you should come forwards! Publicly... In an open area with limited civilian contact purely for security reasons of course

Wyatt blushes and hugs the cutest pone!

Dream eep. She threw those smoll hooves back around him and squeeeze.

Best hugs!

Wyatt points to where it looks like the human stick figure is bapping the pone stick figure!

Wyatt laughs nervously, surprised she enjoyed it enough to do that!

Wyatt shrugs at that. He expected something like that.

She scoots over for pats though!

Wyatt indeed gives her pats.

*takes 3 grand of it* np

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Wyatt looked confused. "Aren't we already friends?" he asked her.

Wyatt shook his head and hugged her tightly!

Wyatt gasps. "Snowy! Do not use such language! You are too innocent!"

Snowy just makes a doll face and leans against Wyatt. It's almost like Snowy wallpost comments aren't supposed to be taken seriously

He picks Snowy up and snuggles with best pink mare who punch wall. Favourite pink.

Wyatt genderbend?? How come still have face hairs? *poke the face hairs*

Wyatt is confuse. But still snugles!

Wyatt couldn't bring himself to be angry so he just gave pets instead! "Well... You need to work on your aim." he told her with a chuckle.

She smiles at wyatt when he pets her and puts her lamb plush in his hands. “T..teach dew?” She asks

Wyatt looks at the plush. "We can't throw this, you might lose it!" he smiles at her, picking up the boomerang. "And I'm not a pony, so I can't- wait, how did you throw this?"

“This?” She takes back her plush and holds it with both her hooves to Then throw it as an example of how. “D..dew does that!”

"No this." he held the boomerang. How did she throw it with hooves... To his height from that distance... "Wow."

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