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Commander Wyatt Ryder

Male. Lives in Canterlot Castle,  Equestria. Born on December 30, 1935
Race
Human
Roleplay Universe
Anything. Very adaptable.
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Commander Wyatt Ryder
'Dammit I'm mad' is still 'Dammit I'm mad' spelt backwards.
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Minsa Rousain
Are you mad though?
Commander Wyatt Ryder
As a March Hare
Minsa Rousain
Just in time for tea then!
Commander Wyatt Ryder
*Throws a cup at your head*
Minsa Rousain
Oh it's a real fling now! :D
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Looks like tea came right on time! xD
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Little do we know, Tia as the new PR lead is planning to get CA sponsored by RAID: Shadow Legends
Comp
Shhhhhh
Commander Wyatt Ryder
shit did I let out the secret?
Comp
I will neither confirm nor deny.
Bright Brave
I'd play then.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Over a year on CA and no boop wars. Then in the last month, 3 boop wars all at once.
Minsa Rousain
The boopening.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
People want a war, I'll give them a war
Silver Bullet
I make sure not to boop back. Kill the fun before it starts.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Fair enough, but I like a good fight and I'll outlast everyone doing it simply out of spite if nothing else
King ThunDeDeDe
Let's make it 4 :eyes:
Commander Wyatt Ryder
For a true boop war, it must be from someone on my friend's list. You sir, are unworthy
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Hey, Bubblegum! You better stay happy and hydrated or else I'm going to be really sad that you're not doing those things!
Bubblegum
b but if I do those things I'll cry :c see dehydration keeps my tear ducts inactive (also you're a cool dude,, take care of yourself and don't be a raisin <3)
Commander Wyatt Ryder
You better do those things! Or I'll shoot you with this water gun! Don't make me do it! (Thank you, but that's a huge NO U :heart:)
Bubblegum
do it, I'm ready to die you absolute hooligan (actually no,, you c: checkmate)
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Not die, but hydrate! Hah! I shall force you to hydrate! (Actually, you're THE BEST and you better treat yourself like it)
Bubblegum
time to diedrate before I hydrate
Commander Wyatt Ryder
That's a very action movie line xD please look after yourself though or I shall be forced to pelt you with water balloons.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Hanging out with my irl friends and now we’re all laughing like retards. Hanging out can be fun :joy:
Minsa Rousain
I'm quite glad you're having fun!
Commander Wyatt Ryder
They left, but we had a fun few hours xD played some Cards Against Humanity
Minsa Rousain
Ohhh I see. Well I'm glad you did have fun then! CAH is always a good bout of fun.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
It is indeed!
Lt Buster
Aren't you always a retard tho
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Only usually on Sundays
Silver Bullet
Only on days that end in ‘y’
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Nah, Sundays only fam
Lt Buster
Man I'm 24/7 retard B)
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Well we can’t all follow your stellar example Butters
Bright Brave
One good lad.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
I just killed an insect with a Dolmio jar and like some fucking crappy action hero said 'Today's your Dolmio day!'
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Pandora
My brain read it as it’s your domino day which just made this 10x more weird lol
Commander Wyatt Ryder
xD fair enough. It was less weird and more just a really B-movie thing to say
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt holds up a sign that says 'Demonic H Hooves for President' except the word 'President' is scribbled out and replaced with the words 'World Dictator'.
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Minsa Rousain
"That's a lot of work for one person....I'm just saying."
Amethyst the Hippogriff
"That's where you step up and offer to 'help'." "Lots'a perks to being a helper."
Minsa Rousain
"That's true enough. I'm good at comforting and baking. I'm sure there will be a place for me doing that, right?"
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt nods to both of them.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
“I had a fight with alcohol last night and I lost. Badly.”
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D‎ream²
Dream appears. Hey, look, a fight he finally can't lose.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt hugs Dream! He won! And the reward? More hugs!
Pandora
Pan flops on wyatts lap, comfort huggles?
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt accepts the comfort huggles. Best Pan!
Pandora
Pan do the tight bear squeezes with a shy smile!
Commander Wyatt Ryder
“Thanks, my lovely Pandora!” He says and hugs right back
Cricket
"Oh geez. Do you need a hug?"
Commander Wyatt Ryder
"I needed a bucket."
Cricket
"You puked?"
Commander Wyatt Ryder
"While in bed. A very rookie move."
Cricket
"This makes me glad I've never been drunk."
Commander Wyatt Ryder
"Being drunk is fine, I just drank too much"
Lunar Eclipse
Oohno
Commander Wyatt Ryder
"Yeah it wasn't great. Admin has to keep it ic cause rulez, but yeah I had a bad time."
Voxel Dominion
Traitor.
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Commander Wyatt Ryder
"To who?"
Voxel Dominion
you side with celestia and equus and not with the species you were born from? the dominion aim to prevent her from turning humanity into ponies and you side with their enemies. what was promised to you? money? power?
Commander Wyatt Ryder
(There's an answer I wish I could give but rules prevent it :sob:) Wyatt looks at... Whoever is talking. "She is?" he asked. "I guess I need to have a word with her about this then." Wyatt decided, although he was sick of getting involved in war and conflict by this point.
Voxel Dominion
(to be super clear, the dominion is essentially the organization and your possibly talking to a soldier within its ever-growing army)
Commander Wyatt Ryder
(Oh I know, but it still makes sense, since he doesn't know who's talking if it's just a soldier xD)
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