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Commander Wyatt Ryder

Male. Lives in Canterlot Castle,  Equestria. Born on December 30, 1935
Race
Human
Roleplay Universe
Anything. Very adaptable.
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Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt never bothered celebrating his birthday. it wasn’t an occasion he found particularly cheerful. Surviving another year didn’t seem particularly important to him but he knew others found joy in ce...View More
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Dream²
A dream2 then appear and squish his leg with her hooves. He was trapped and now his purpose is to pat horse oh no
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Purpose acquired! He gave the Dream many pets because good smol hoers!
Queen Umbra
Umbra would levitate a blanket over to him
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt saw this and chuckled a little, pouring her a tumbler of brandy. Top shelf too. “Thanks.”
Queen Umbra
The mare would nod before then pointing to a couch "I demand the royal mane to be brushed!"
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt smirked at her then. “I can’t brush manes... but I can...” He then picked her up and put her in his lap before petting her and rubbing her ears. “...do this.”
Queen Umbra
The mare would purr a bit and would simply allow this in place of mane brushing.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt chuckled, knowing he had her now. “I’m terrible at brushing manes, so I hope this will suffice, my lovely Queen.”
polo fastter
polo hold a cake and said "happy birthday...". polo vanished as the cake landed on the table
Cricket
"Sorry I'm late, but happy belated birthday!" Cricket hands him a birthday card she made.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt shrugged. There wasn’t a party or anything anyway. He opened the card to read what was inside.
Cricket
The card read Happy Birthday! If you didn't get money with this card, feel free to complain. Beneath that was where Cricket had sighned her name, as well as 10 bits.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt grumbles something about ‘bah humbug’ as he sits inside with his brandy. Bloody Hearth’s Warming.
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Dream²
The little pony seated on his lap reaches for the brandy. She wants to try!!
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt gives her a glass with plenty of ice and a bit watered down so it’s not too bad.
Pandora
Pan is curled up on his feet. He’s not spending hearths warming alone this year!
Commander Wyatt Ryder
He’s spending it with Pan! Which makes it much more special! He picks her up and snuggles with the cute pandapone!
Pandora
Pan giggles softly as she gets snuggles, those big eyes twinkle like a star and tail swaying happy. “H..happy hearths warming!” She stutters
Commander Wyatt Ryder
He smiles at her. “Happy Hearth’s Warming, Pandora.” Wyatt says and gives her a kiss on the lips! He’s very happy to be spending it with her!
Pandora
Those fuzzy white cheeks of hers turned red in an instant and she put her hooves up to her cheeks, she’ll never stop getting shy from this!
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt chuckled at that and held her to snuggle with the pretty pandapone. “So you’re my Hearth’s Warming present, eh?” He asked with a smile.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
KFC made a gaming console. I’ll need to re-read my Nostradamus to make sure, but I think that’s another harbinger of the apocalypse.
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Icy Creation
What in the everliving fuck Why does this thing exist?
Commander Wyatt Ryder
It comes with a chicken heater
Icy Creation
Yes, I can see that. ...My question is if it'll be any good at gaming, or if the grill is it's primary function.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Apparently it has high end specs. 4K at 240fps I believe and it’s VR ready
Icy Creation
'Ats what I read, but it's also a fucking chicken place behind it, so it wouldn't surprise me if the grill is better than the actual console part of the console.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Lol true
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt sat in front of a fireplace, pouring himself yet another glass of brandy. He swilled the glass around a little, hearing the ice clinking against the tumbler as he did. The fire was warm and his ...View More
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Commander Wyatt Ryder
The doggo snoozing next to me started moving all his legs and panting in his sleep xD I think he's dreaming of running Maybe after a rabbit Poor Minsa Rousain
Minsa Rousain
I've been told I run through a lot of people's dreams. ;)
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Touche, touche! xP
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Picture might be sideways but this good boi who I haven’t seen in months seemed to miss me :joy:
Cally Ber
That's a good boy yes he is
Commander Wyatt Ryder
he is indeed! A sneaky cheeky one though! XD I was eating lunch yesterday and he jumped on the couch and started inching closer to me xD
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Non-marital handholding pics
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Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wait this isn’t google
Sophie
Lokomotivführerhandschuh
Commander Wyatt Ryder
No gloves. Completely bare handholding
Sophie
Naughty
Commander Wyatt Ryder
:eyes: what can I say I like to live dangerously
Dream²
/Non-marital headpats
Commander Wyatt Ryder
too far Dream, too far!
Commander Wyatt Ryder
(He'll still do it though)
Dream²
PAT HEAD. NOW.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
*pats head*
Commander Wyatt Ryder
I swear to God, Cyprus is where Army careers go to die, but like, not peacefully in their sleep kind of dying, more like dying in a party listening to absolute tunes having the time of their lives.
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Never have I seen anyone more snapped than the lads in MT (Military Transport). Seriously, it's fucking hilarious. Just seeing their cold dead eyes lock onto you as you walk in and stare at you until ...View More
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Cally Ber
MT? Mountain Team? Magic Tennant? Mystical Toons? Moaning Tickles?
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Moaning Twats at this point xD Military Transport, I forgot to clarify >.>
Cally Ber
Oh you mean MT, Motur Tuh. Motor Transportation.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Lol I love this shirt xD
Commander Wyatt Ryder
If you're reading this... Just know... You're reading this.
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Dream²
Dream was not reading this. She was far too busy harassing Wyatt for pats.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt was patting Dream. A cutie.
Dream²
Dream gasps. Wow this was so nice. She'd invite herself and curl up on his lap as she'd rub her head into his hand. Now he was stuck forever patting the smol.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
A fate he is happy to accept.
Pandora
Pan tacklehugs mister wyatt.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt hugs her back! Also a kiss on the cheek because cute pandapone!
Pandora
Panpan.. instantly blushes and freezes, heckinn panda.exe stopped!
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt laughs at his revenge for the tacklehug! "You're adorable." he tells her and gives ear scritches!
Pandora
Pan squeaks and puffs up her rosey cheeks. "Nu uh!" though she smiles slowly as she enjoys the scritches!
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt smiles at her. "You know you're adorable to me, Pan." he says to her.
Yami Crosshide
shit....i am
Buster Sneer
Every sixty seconds, a minute passes in Africa
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Amen bro, amen.
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