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Sasha

Female. Lives in  Canterlot,  Equestria. Born on November 21, 1999
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Sasha
// I've worked at a pizza place place for almost 2 years. Ask me anything (or not, it's up to you <3).
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Dream²
Did you get to make pizzas?
Sasha
Yup ^^ many, many pizzas
Whisper
can you make me a peperoni pizza with peperonis on it
Sasha
The very best <3 Just to confirm... you want a pepperoni pizza with extra pepperoni?
Whisper
yahss
Prince Solaris
// What's your favorite topping or combo of toppings?
Sasha
White/alfredo sauce Hawaiian with teriyaki on top, jalapeños if I want that extra kick
NLR Trixie
Minus the jalapeños that sounds fucking awesome
Pidge
Thin or thick crust?
Sasha
I personally love thicc crust <3 Thin crust isn't bad but I feel like you have to eat that stuff fresh.
Zaten
what is the strangest pizza you've ever seen or made?
Sasha
One time someone ordered onions on a pizza... JUST ONIONS. They still had cheese and sauce 'n' stuff but like... if you're getting a one topping pizza WHY WOULD YOU PICK ONIONS?!
Zaten
jeebus
Sasha
Oh! Just remembered another odd one. Some people asked us to use parmesan cheese instead of the usual because they were 'lactose intolerant'. Cashier explained that... nah, that's still fucking cheese and still has lactose. They said that was fine? So uh... yeah, we didn't put as much because otherw...View More
Zaten
i have no words to say about that
Lula Vieve
What's the worst pizza? Like what would you never put on a pizza?
Zaten
i have a strong urge to rudely interrupt the flow of the comments to reply to this with a joke wait i'm doing it right now FUUUUUU
Lula Vieve
"pineapple on pizza hurrhurr" so funny xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Zaten
no, clearly i was gonna say your face
Lula Vieve
can you not, lol? jesus christ
Zaten
it's because faceplanting into a pizza is rood, that's all. you have a beautiful face.
Demonic H. Hooves
I used to work at one for hella long too. so. . . do you have that "special" pizza cutter that like. . kept on the ground, or just doesn't get cleaned that you keep around for the customers that are hella rude and massive jerks
Sasha
We do not but that sounds hilarious and also super awful XD Instead we bitch about them in the kitchen. One of my coworkers doesn't make the pizzas as good if you order in the last 30 minutes or so. It's not completely intentional but there tends to be more crust on those. Doesn't want to make her s...View More
Loki
I work in a Chinese restaurant. Nothing worse when someone decided they could go for some Chinese at 10:30PM, when they’ve had all day to order but just decide to do it right before closing. No love goes into that food, that’s for certain. Even better when they live suuuper far away, so we deliver t...View More
Sasha
Fucking hell... yeah. One time we got 3 orders to the opposite ends of where we deliver 15 minutes before closing. That was an awful night.
Silver Shield
Glad to see that stuff doesn't only happen to Jimmy Johns, lol.
Pandora
Why haven’t you given Pan pizza yet? :<
Sasha
Teleportals don't exist yet ;w;
Pandora
Send one asap when it does o:
Sasha
Sounds good ^^
Sasha
// See ya guys later <3 I'm off to watch a movie with my parents ^w^ I've seen it but hey, movies are fun.
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Bright Brave
Like the funnest. Bring me back some popcorn~
Sasha
They were cleaning up but I got a whole refill just for you =3
Bright Brave
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Sasha
Sometimes you just have to eat ice cream, but don't be surprised if you catch the gaze of a wanting kobold. -edit- I'll get to replies later. I am Leaguing with a friend >w> Sometimes you have to Rek...View More
Ebon Heart
*Gives Wanting Kobold a candle* “There ya go!”
Sasha
"Oooh! Thank you~!" *She quickly grabs the 'ice cream', dragging her tongue along it. It's rather apparent that it's not actually a treat afterwards. Her friendly demeanour drops to a low growl. She was not only embarrassed but also deceived and without ice cream.*
Ebon Heart
“What? I thought you guys liked candles? You always shout about them when adventurers enter your mines.”
Sasha
"I do not shout such things." she explained, her furrowed gaze was unrelenting.
Ebon Heart
“Really? Last time I went into a kobold den they were all shouting ‘You no take Candle!’ Though, you seem more articulate then them...Andy you don’t look like a rat either..”
Ebon Heart
Just so you know u know, this is VERY out of character for Ebon, but I didnt feel like switching to Storybook to make the joke, so yeah. You got an imposter Ebon))
Neon Synthwave
“I don’t have ice cream though”
Sasha
"Oh... I thought you had some." her disappointed voice admitted.
Neon Synthwave
“I may as well go to the store anyways and get some”
Sasha
Sasha squealed excitedly. "Will you please share some with me? If I come with you that is."
Neon Synthwave
"That's fine. Any preferred flavour."
Dream²
Dream pat pats and gives the little kobold a choco taco.
Sasha
The little scaly bab nuzzles up against Dream, purring as she licked away ecstatically.
Dream²
The tiny unicorn squeezes that little scaly cute before placing a note on them that read, "daw your sooo cute!!:heart:"
Twisty Fate Hoarder of Donuts
"Choco Tacos have to be the lewdest ice cream." Twisted would announce.
Sasha
Reading the note, Sasha smiled. "Thank you, I appreciate the compliment, the ice cream too." As she heard Twisted's comment however, she looked at him curiously. "Oh? I do not see how these are anything other than delicious."
Zaten
Zaten happily offers his ice cream to the good kobold!
Sasha
She smiles at his kind gesture, sharing nuzzles in return.
Zaten
Zaten chirps happily and nuzzles the kobold back.
UnusedSlot9
"O-oh well, mommy did teach me to share" she says offering her second cone which had chic coated mint ice cream
Sasha
"Thanks~ sounds like you had a good mother." Sasha's tongue traced all long the edge of the delicious treat.
UnusedSlot9
Glitch smiles "I like to think so"
Neon Synthwave
Sasha is my favourite lizard
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Sasha
// This post is specifically for Broke and other good cutes. // Sasha hugs around you, gently rubbing her nose into your chest. "I made you something!" the koboldess explains. "It is because you are ...View More
Prince Solaris
"Aaaaaw! Sasha, you didn't have to!" he says happily, "I hope you saved some for yourself, because uh..." When she looked back down at her plate only crumbs remained as Solaris happily nommed away on them. He gave her a big hug, wings included, as a thank you.
Sasha
"It is my pleasure to! You and Arty are always so good to me." The sight of an already empty plate was beyond satisfying. "I did save some of the cookie dough. Did you want more?" The small thing was grinning from spine to spine.
Prince Solaris
Cookie dough? Welp, that sealed Sasha's fate. Solaris would pick up the cute lil kobold and trotted on towards the kitchen excitedly.
Sasha
Sasha would squeal in a mixture of cheer and ticklishness. She quickly held tight around Solaris for fear of falling.
Zaten
Zaten hugs Sasha happily. "Aaa! Thankies! You're too nice!"
Sasha
The lil lizard beamed at the compliment. "I am glad to spread a little joy to my friends."
Bright Brave
💚
Sasha
^w^
Scorpia
"These look awesome!" Her eyes were wide, bright and glistening. "Nobody's ever made me cookies before, can I hug you?"
Sasha
"Of course~" Sasha grinned. She carefully set the plate to the side before spreading her arms in a welcoming manner.
Scorpia
She hugged her happily, picking her up some in a big ole hug
Captain Sky N Nova
Sky would poke his muzzle out of the pillow fort sniffing around. He smells frosting.
Sasha
"Oooh? You like, yes?" Sasha brought the small platter closer to Sky's nose.
Captain Sky N Nova
Sky then put his tongue to use, the long prehensile appendage snatching up one of the cookies off the plate.
Sasha
"Hey! You are supposed to come out so I can see you, or at least let me come in."
Daddy Cambia
Cambia headbutts the cookies in a roid rage "CARBS KILL"
Sasha
"But they're yummy!" she protested.
Broke
Broke's paw would gently caress over the back of his scaly girl's head when she came cuddling up, a audible purr accompanying his enthusiastic demeanour though instead of embracing her completely he tilted his head in curiosity. "Oh, something fo..ohmm~ you know I love your home made desserts above ...View More
Sasha
Sasha was likewise purring, matching Broke's joyous manner. She enjoyed the snootful of kisses for a moment before answering with a smirk. "I would love to~" The scaly little bab grabbed a cookie, nibbling a small bite before pressing it to his lips. "Kiss it? Then eat it?"
Broke
doing as is asked of him Broke leaned in to deliver a passionate kiss onto the nibbled cookie before feasting on its delicious sweetness, after that he leaned in further to deliver the sale treatment to the scaly sweetheart by giving her a deep kiss before licking the remaining crumbs from her lips,...View More
Sasha
Cheeky indeed! She didn't mind in the least however, even pushed into it just a bit. Though she tried she couldn't think of a witty response. Sasha was satisfied to reply with an "I love you~". Grabbing another cookie the koboldess asked. "Can we do the couple thing?" Placing the cookie in partially...View More
Dexalot
Dex would bring out extra cream cheese frosting and turn the cookies into sandwish cookies if not doubledecker. "Now, it is a dessert of champions. Partake of them with me!" He says, nomming on one while petting the cute, generous blue-scaled lady.
Sasha
Her eyes widened with the scrumptious idea. Cream cheese frosting is the best. "Yes! Thank you~" Sasha shoved a whole cookie in her mouth, struggling to chew from her greed as she gently massaged her face against his Dex's side.
Abby
"Gay-ass shit." is what ABby would say if this post was for her. But it isn't.
Silver Shield
"You're just upset you didn't get cookies."
Sasha
How about cheesecake though for being a butt? <3
Dexalot
Dex gets booped by an unsuspected blue appendage, causing him to call out in suprise before looking down at what booped him. "Oh little kobold, you hast incurred mine wrath. Celestia's mercy upon thee...View More
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