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Carmine Gumshoe

Male. Lives in  Manehattan,  Equestria. Born on October 9, 1990
Race
Earth Pony
Roleplay Universe
Canon/Adapted Canon
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Chiller Sway's Editing Shelf
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Carmine Gumshoe
bronies, one day we're gonna have a workshop day on how to talk to people and how to accept compliments sign on by dming your address and leaving your doors unlocked, i'll make sure you get there
polo fastter
jokes on you we are living in your walls
Carmine Gumshoe
my walls are made of bronies, and my floor is all harry potter fandom. i am living in my worst nightmare.
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
"My walls are made of bronies" I'm sorry what?
polo fastter
how the celling?
Carmine Gumshoe
the ceiling: undertale fans
polo fastter
I wound of though the backyard was undertale with the pit being there
Carmine Gumshoe
Carmine does something. He does a thing— Senator Armstrong, he’s Senator Armstrong, yeah that’s the thing for today, that’s the funny. That’s it. Laugh. #rp
Huron
BOO. GET BETTER MATERIAL.
Carmine Gumshoe
i get better material from your mom’s house lol
Carmine Gumshoe
people who can VC and also provide quality replies in a roleplay at the same time are fucking psychopaths and we need to keep an eye on them
Griff Adler
;)
Carmine Gumshoe
put that away
Griff Adler
Fine, I’ll use this instead ;D
Carmine Gumshoe
kill death KILL
Hawk
You mean you can't do that?
Carmine Gumshoe
no my replying ritual goes like: absolute silence some music in the background BUT NOT TOO LOUD not a soul in the house. not even animals to distract me i am well fed don’t need to pee hydrated as hell a glimmer in the sky that signals the god of writing is smiling upon me mr.ballen has not upload...View More
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
I second Carmine, replying is hard. Except when there's nothing to reply to, then it's easy.
Pizzamovies
Minorities
Carmine Gumshoe
what
Torch
laugh at them
Carmine Gumshoe
????????
The queen of changelings
As one of those people you are right
Carmine Gumshoe
i hope the FBI has eyes on you
Carmine Gumshoe
Carmine finishes the last few nails on his window barricade. These were the finishing touches of his new security system. Pointed stick barricades were jutted out towards all entrances to his home, an...View More
Trip Wire
Little did Carmine know, Trip was sitting quietly behind the couch, listening… waiting.
Ghostbit
The ghostling wouldn't fell down his chimney with a package for Carmine. To which he hopped over to them, Balanced The package on his head. And scurried back up the way he came from.
Ephemeria Spring
Carmine may have been safe from the initial threat. However, that blanket of safety would last for only so long until the danger returned. Wooden pallets began to appear outside his home for no discernible reason. First in the singular numbers, before exponentially increasing from 1 pallet towers to...View More
Carmine Gumshoe
the worst part about the site being down was that i was typing up the funniest thing before and it shat itself right as i hit enter believe me, it was so funny, you would’ve died
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King Artemis
Ha! Carmine at it again. This post is SO funny. Ha! Oh! It...*dies*
Carmine Gumshoe
good.
Phoenix Genevieve
I’ve known you for over 2 years and have never seen you be intentionally funny
Phoenix Genevieve
I’M SORRY THAT WAS MEAN ILY
Carmine Gumshoe
resign so i can block you, coward
Spirit Weaver
Carmine Gumshoe
it was, you’d laugh so hard you swallow a bee
Spirit Weaver
Just like it was said in ancient times "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Comedy is in the throat of the bee biter" -Sun Tzu, Art of War.
Cally Ber
Well like you said, the site died because of you. We have found the killer. The killing joke they say.
Dragonfly
Hah.
Carmine Gumshoe
they say another sign of the apocalypse is that i run out of deranged shit to post
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Nah, another sign of the apocolypse is the day I decide to end my series.
Carmine Gumshoe
either one piece or stickman….. who will cop out first
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Well don't worry about me coppin' out for a while. My series ain't goin' nowhere. It's only getting started. ;)
Hawk
when reality is stranger than fiction
Carmine Gumshoe
like me fiction to go to your mom’s house :^)
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
Gray was peacefully asleep… until his eyes shot open in the middle of the night. Cold sweat ran down his eyebrow till he brushed it away with the sleeve of his gown. The actor’s deep dark circles and...View More
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