Earth Pony
Carmine Gumshoe
Male.
Lives in Manehattan,
Equestria.
Born on October 9, 1990
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carmine is sitting on park bench and bumps into u while sitting still and drinking tea
“hi”
//let’s start the worst RP thread, pls
today in "totally always been a thing, trust me" is Carmine's love for karaoke.
the man lives every day resisting the urge to crawl upon a piano with a cordless mic and sing a show tune.
I'm still confused about you.
Are you a car, mine, gum or shoe?
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Carmine messages you right when you’re in the middle of a hefty reply, resetting all your progress and forcing you to look at his one message.
“*bumps into u* hi”
Carmine Gumshoe
Aha! Carmine got a response. Now to reel her in with the perfect reply.
“i’m so sorry i’m a prince from a far away kingdom and i’m a half-demon and i didn’t see where i was going................ wanna go out?”
His OC’s backstory is starting to sound like a Nigerian prince scam. But that’s okay, b...View More
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- July 10, 2020
Carmine Gumshoe
“no *blush* i definitely love you but my demon self won’t *blush* let me feel loved *blush, chuckles* it’s late *chuckles* please let me walk you *blush* home”
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- July 10, 2020
Syringe
"but i have no home i was an orphan girl who lived on the rough streets with my brother who was also a half demon but he died"
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- July 10, 2020
Carmine Gumshoe
"i know syringe, i'm the one who killed him. and i liked it, i truly am a monster how could u ever love me *cries*"
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- July 10, 2020
Lola Lullaby
"Lola was basking in the sunshine as she laid out in the outskirts of town. She was enjoying her sun bath, however desired some company. She opened her eyes to see a stallion in the dista"
*backspace backspace*
"hi"
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- July 10, 2020
Carmine Gumshoe
Ohoho! Carmine has spotted a L A D Y. He’s got to put the moves on her with horse RP in the hopes that he can get a crumb of attention from her.
“hey. ;)”
Emoticons in RP.
Lady. Killer.
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- July 10, 2020
Lola Lullaby
Fail RP. Time to make this interesting with epic ACTION!!1
"*turns into a demon and kiells no dodge no miss*"
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- July 10, 2020
Carmine Gumshoe
Carmine transforms into a recolor of Frieza and is about to unleash his super secret powerful attack that hits BEFORE Lola and kills her instantly.
But he stops just before because if she wins, she’ll give him her Snapchat.
he never proposed this, this is only his idea.
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- July 10, 2020
Carmine Gumshoe
this is going on my fridge as the best post i’ve ever made, who knew rant posts could turn into comedy gold
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- July 10, 2020
Carmine Gumshoe
oh no, it's still copper but with a nice gold leaf spray-painted on it
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- July 10, 2020
Terrorhead
"Yeah. No. Just stop right there, you gremlin. This roleplay insults my integrity."
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- July 10, 2020
Carmine Gumshoe
Carmine spends the rest of the night vague-posting about meatballs and how much they suck.
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- Yesterday, 8:11 pm
Ephemeria Spring
Ephee sniffles. Her progress hadn't been completely reset but it was a setback and now she learns to rely on a different less-prone-to-breaking location.
She copies the unrefined writeup from her sticky notes and types into her address bar, immediately selecting the automatic recommedation. Google ...View More
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- 23 hours ago
hi, still looking for some RP. either island survival or just regular shit cuz rp’s the only thing keeping me from playing league all day :sweat:
Midnight
Aint nothing wrong with League all day. If you're having fun, it's not wasted time.
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- July 10, 2020
Carmine Gumshoe
it’s a mixture of “having fun” and “nothing better to do“ more or less :eyes:
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- July 10, 2020
Twisted Fate
damn bro if u could feed Africa as well as you feed the enemy team you'd solve world hunger
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- July 10, 2020
Carmine Gumshoe
was about to be defensive then i realized you don’t have my summoner
don’t scare me like that
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- July 10, 2020
Twisted Fate
Start by filling the bucket with water.
Add a small amount of Ivory dish soap and mix well.
Use a scrub brush with the soapy water to wash off any debris or dirt that may have built up.
Rinse with clean water.
Wash again if needed to remove any remaining dirt.
Rinse the surface with distilled water ...View More
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- July 10, 2020
Alexander ‘Crow’ Kingston
Left League a while ago, but I’ve been hankerin to play some GP
I’m just not strong enough to go back
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- July 10, 2020
Alexander ‘Crow’ Kingston
Holy shit flash fails are probably the funniest fucking thing
In my early days I had a bees dick of health and this dumbass TF flashed into the SMALLEST wall with a gold card ready and it nearly killed me with laughter
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- July 10, 2020
Carmine Gumshoe
omfg
flash fails exist to keep everyone humble
we all do them. sure the enemy may kill your character but you take far greater emotional damage
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- July 10, 2020
Carmine Gumshoe
i have no strength, i’m just a glutton for punishment
i’ll send you pictures of my feet but that’s all i have to offer
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- July 10, 2020
Captain Sky N. Nova
Well....I'd offer but I'm terrible at getting back to my DMs and i have zero inspiration currently too.
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- July 10, 2020
Carmine Gumshoe
amity and i are playing rn, get in here >:C
but also no pressure, i hope things relax for you soon!
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- July 10, 2020
You see him sitting at a table all by his lonesome. His amber eyes lock with yours, briefly, but he shyly looks away and turns his head to the window. Moments pass and he moves his eyes to look at you...View More
Dagmar
Dagmar watches the stallion's strange antics, wondering if she had something in her teeth.
Lo and behold! She did, and she easily scraped it out with her pinkie claw. She then flashed him a sharp, wide smile. Lookit them pearly whites!
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- July 10, 2020
Carmine Gumshoe
Carmine looks down at his hooves for some reason. Did it actually work? Did she actually receive his psychic transmission?
Such untapped power...
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- July 10, 2020
Carmine’s committed the cardinal sin of decorating for holiday way too early. Strewn all about his new yard were bones and gravestones all set up along his sidewalk path. Flashes of bright strobe ligh...View More
Chiller Sway
Sway's only concern is if he can bap the pony in the glass <3 Hard enough to break his nose <33
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- July 9, 2020
Chiller Sway
"Poke poke poke poke." Sway taps the glass with his hoof, making an irritating glass-on-hoof tap noise for the pony inside.
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- July 9, 2020
Carmine Gumshoe
Double M bashes his head against the glass in a show of teeth. Thankfully, the glass was enough to stop him from busting out.
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- July 9, 2020
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus looked at the yard and then facehoof.* It way too early to do this Carmine. Also, why is that serial killer staring at me?
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- July 9, 2020
Carmine Gumshoe
“Huh? Oh, I think the decisive witness was a green pony. Probably has some underlying hatred for them...”
Carmine blinked. “Wanna say hey? It’ll be two bits.”
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- July 9, 2020
Nitroxus Soulspins
Yeah, I think I'm going to go hide in my bunker for a few days. Just until they are in prison.
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- July 9, 2020
Carmine Gumshoe
"Aw, he'll be back in prison before the day's over, I only have him for the afternoon!"
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- July 9, 2020
Nitroxus Soulspins
Still, I'm shaking at the way that he is staring at me. It like he looking into my soul. *Shivers.*
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- July 9, 2020
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt one upped Carmine and rented a cannibal pony who was once a doctor and needed to be wearing a face mask and straightjacket at all times.
He didn’t do it for Halloween either he just did it for fun
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- July 9, 2020
hi i’m kinda in love with the idea of an island survival RP so if that interests you, hmu :eyes:
like some castaway shit
minus the volleyball....... unless you’re into that. freak.
Carmine Gumshoe
volleyball is always played near sand and sand is too close to kinetic sand and that shit’s FREAKY
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- July 9, 2020
Lola Lullaby
FIRST OF all. idk why i made a separate comment instead of replying. SECOND OF ALL I SURE DID I LOVE SENSORY THINGS LIKE FLOAM AND KINETIC SAND.
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- July 9, 2020
Carmine Gumshoe
it’s okay, i did too
my floam and play-doh burgers kicked ass, i just wanted an opportunity to bully :(
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- July 9, 2020
Spirit Weaver
Carmine is having his third mental breakdown in a day. Spirit is floating in the ocean with a coconut half on her stomach.
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- July 9, 2020
Spirit Weaver
Spirit doesn't remind him that she can just dimension door them back home until like a week later
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- July 9, 2020
Carmine Gumshoe
the first day isn't even halfway over and Carmine's getting torn apart by the native monkeys
meanwhile spirit gets hungry, warps to mcdonald's, then warps back
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- July 9, 2020
Ephemeria Spring
an hour in and Ephee has brought together her body mass's worth of edible roots
then she remembered they needed nutrients beyond simple sustenance instead of starchy root vegetables. she's not going to live long
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- July 9, 2020
Ephemeria Spring
i - i think carmine would be doing that at the very least, already succumbed to hysteria
as ephee is staring at a fish. she knows how to cook one, she just to go through the hurdle of eating it.
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- July 9, 2020
Carmine Gumshoe
his fishbones will be our "wilson". carmine will take them and construct his new best friend: finn
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- July 9, 2020
Hymn
I'm fucking hyped already
Les gooo
I can just imagine Cynbel already knowing at least a few edible plants from his potions
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- July 9, 2020
Little Luck
Oh yea. Deserted Island... *makes video games appear out of thin air even though he is not a unicorn, then crawls back into the "sharks" mouth.
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- July 9, 2020
carmine when someone ask what inside of his fridge
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there is no fridge Source: "I let my twitch chat donate through a fax machine (aka FAX HELL)" - wayneradiotv https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTRuM4Dvlv8
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