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Carmine Gumshoe

Male. Lives in  Manehattan,  Equestria. Born on October 9, 1990
Race
Earth Pony
Roleplay Universe
Canon/Adapted Canon
User Achievements
Sophia’s Little Munsters
11 Likes
Company, Organization, or Institution » Church/Religious Organization
Chiller Sway's Editing Shelf
17 Likes
Artist, Band or Public Figure » Artist
°˖✧ Deerie Doodles ✧˖°
25 Likes
Artist, Band or Public Figure » Artist
Starmare Cafe
9 Likes
Local Business or Place » Restaurant/Cafe
Carmine Gumshoe
i hate the mood where you have games, you have then time but... don’t wanna play anything LIKE EVERY GAME I OWN SOUNDS SO FUN until i boot it up and just go “Yeah....... but this part of the game suc...View More
Spirit Weaver
Play stardew with me
Carmine Gumshoe
later, i sleep
Bryce (Awesome) Shades
Bro what the heck...get out of my head Carmine...
Carmine Gumshoe
[from inside your head]: what if you couldn’t stop me
Pony with no Name
Either you are getting old, or you got really boring games
Captain Sky N Nova
MMMMMMMMMMMM THIS CRAP HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT
Ira Hawkshaw
I do this exact song and dance daily when I try to play games
Vy Thresh
Understandable, it's hard to be in the mood sometimes.
Carmine Gumshoe
bruh poor man’s poison doesn’t fuck around
Pony with no Name
God tier strings
Bright Brave
What’s that?
Carmine Gumshoe
hell fucking yeah carmine with the jfk treatment
Carmine Gumshoe
Ira Hawkshaw gets to be jackie kennedy
Ira Hawkshaw
Aww 🥰 I get to scoop up your head!
Bright Brave
A wha?
Celtic Cross
Celtic Cross prepares his alibi, since being a patsy is not on his to-do list. Even if he is a good shot.
Phoenix Wind
A real bruh moment
Carmine Gumshoe
Carmine reminds you that if you don’t floss, the consequences will be dire. #rp
Cakepop The Baker
It's amazing that Cakepop only has 6 cavities judging by the fact that she never goes to the dentist and her diet only consists of sweets.
Carmine Gumshoe
Take care of your teeth or else Carmine will remove them. His methods are unknown and entirely unpredictable!
Bright Brave
I floss more than anyone on the site
Carmine Gumshoe
like this post and i’ll cause a problem in your zip code!! haha!! your local infrastructure will be completely destroyed!! lol!!
Carmine Gumshoe
rouge the bat being a fed is the funniest thing in the world to me
 liked this.
Carmine Gumshoe
sonic lore is wild
Minnie Marzipan
seriously! most underrared lore tbh
Carmine Gumshoe
what’s a good way to get revenge without physically harming someone tagging Spirit Weaver for..... no reason :)
Baby
Plant something illegal within their posession and then call the police on them. Or Trick them into thinking you're madly in love with them. Carry this out for years and then when you are about to marry them say haha just kidding I've always hated you
Spirit Weaver
As if he could resist me.
Carmine Gumshoe
baby you worry me that second option is for stronger men than i, i’ll just end up stockholming myself into actually falling in love :(
Baby
WEAK
Hymn
Harm you’re character, it’s what I do ;)
Spirit Weaver
I volunteer to beat him up
Bright Brave
Break their toilet
Vy Thresh
Call them either a stupid head or an idiot face. Nobody can recover from insults as powerful as that.
Bok
Recreate them into the sims and torture them endlessly :relieved:
Charlie Blaze
Lock them in a room with the multiple pinkie pies, trust me, it works.
Puzzle Piece Jr.
voodoo doll, problem solved because your not putting your hands on them, demons are
Maizzey Starr
misuse their trust in you to send them malware <3
Bubblegum
put toothpaste in their crocs
Captain Sky N Nova
Yall are some sadistic little cunts and I love it.
Charlie Blaze
Thanks m8
Carmine Gumshoe
Happy Easter AKA the OTHER anniversary where I ate a whole chocolate bunny and threw it up!!!!! i didn’t learn my lesson. let’s get turnt for the lord
Bright Brave
Amen. In Jesus name. Cheers to that brother.
Carmine Gumshoe
happy anniversary of the day i ate a whole chocolate bunny and threw up!!!
Lock On
Can't imagine those have any taste besides wax
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