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Carmine Gumshoe

Male. Lives in  Manehattan,  Equestria. Born on October 9, 1990
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Carmine Gumshoe
carmine is sitting on park bench and bumps into u while sitting still and drinking tea “hi” //let’s start the worst RP thread, pls
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Carmine Gumshoe
i post this status high and mightily as if I weren’t ten times worse in my starting days we were all guilty of this shit, but i? i was the worst offender
D‎ream²
Dream waved.
Carmine Gumshoe
carmine waves back but sighs because he’s sad. he sighs again. and again. and again.
D‎ream²
dream pats carmine. It is ok. He will climb out of bronze in no time.
Bok
the las pony who bumped me didnt live to talk about it *her eyes turn red* nothing personnel kid *she blasts him with her quarter angel quarter demon quarter vampire quarter alien dark cursed magic beam*
Carmine Gumshoe
carmine unsheathes his red katana, which is red from all the blood he spilled, the katana is nicknamed “blood spiller. “Anata wa tsuyoi chikara o motte imasu...” he swings his red blade released a red wave of red energy that collided with bok’s magic beam. bigly explosion. he teleports behind bo...View More
Bok
*Bok avoids Carmine's attacks* hah you think you can defeet me? I drink blood for breakfast and I was wielding Katanas since I was bron. *she sprouts 4 sets of angel wings and her eyes glow white now* (This isn't even her final form) *teleports behind him* prepare to die!
Carmine Gumshoe
Carmine avoids Bok’s avoiding. “arch...... to think i was holding back. this is gonna be fun!!!!” Carmine teleports behind Bok again. his katana is even redder and brighter because of the blood, and the blood turns into little baby katanas in the blade. they’re stuck in a constant loop of telepor...View More
Amity Guard
*blush*
Carmine Gumshoe
carmine chuckles and approaches, chuckling and stepping forward all the while. “ur very pretty, will u date me?”
Amity Guard
*blush and nod*
Carmine Gumshoe
“we’ll go to my kingdom and we will get married” a gang of shadow ninjas arrives and throws a shuriken in carmine’s face. he catches it with his teeth and spits it out. “my love, i’m hunted by a gang of shadow ninjas. they killed my father, who i also killed because i was a party of them and now ...View More
Amity Guard
Actually I'm your father. And you're also Princess Twilight. And we're in love. And also we have to run away from the ninjas cause they killed your father. Okay.
Carmine Gumshoe
blushes and nods, chuckling. “father why r u hot” “why i have wings” “why have u cursed me”
Ephemeria Spring
laughs nervous
Carmine Gumshoe
carmine senses a female character. he turns the dial up to 11 in a carbon copy of my post last night and tries to woo her over “hey hehe love ur oc! we shuld RP some time... but boy, i wouldn’t know what to do :)” the second he sees Ephee go from idle to active, he messages again. “i’m sure we ca...View More
Carmine Gumshoe
at what point do we stop giving me excuses
Ephemeria Spring
laughs nervous
Carmine Gumshoe
hook and sinker. by now Ephee HAD to be in love with him, he pulled all the moves!! just as he’s about to type out the cursed 3 letter acronym, he sees that he’s blocked. it was probably a mistake. probably.
Ephemeria Spring
laughs nervous
Ahndray Light
Glances.
Carmine Gumshoe
“watch where ur glancin’ chump. i’m an alpha male. a prime specimen. you think i’m kidding? i train like goku every day. i told my mom ‘shut up’ when she tried to make me take out the trash. i have no feelings. i have no remorse. you? you’re just another inconvenience. i’ve killed and i’ll do it aga...View More
Ahndray Light
"i dun care what u are. u don't seem sober m8"
Carmine Gumshoe
“alcohol doesn’t effect me, i spit it out and it becomes water” “alpha jesus, that’s me”
Aubade
Hey wanna rp?
Carmine Gumshoe
FEMALE??? carmine immediately tries to get Aubade’s Snapchat mid RP, using some BS excuse of “it’ll flow so much better in sc pleasepleasepleasesendmeurfeet” meanwhile, he’s trying to figure out just what would work as a good first meeting for him and aubade. ah! a cafe! everyone goes up to eac...View More
Aubade
She ends up explaining her entire character's 5-year long backstory including dating no less than three canon characters and losing no less than five family members to an overpowered villain all the while making sly comments about Carmine's features in the first paragraph, before accidentally fallin...View More
Carmine Gumshoe
Carmine can top that. he has to eat babies and kittens in order to power his reddened red katana, whose redness overflows with blood red. it’s a curse only he can bare, because a witch cursed him with a red sword and said “if that sword goes red, the. Everyone will be dead” and he didn’t listen beca...View More
Carmine Gumshoe
today in "totally always been a thing, trust me" is Carmine's love for karaoke. the man lives every day resisting the urge to crawl upon a piano with a cordless mic and sing a show tune.
Cheddar Cheese
I'm still confused about you. Are you a car, mine, gum or shoe?
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Carmine Gumshoe
are you a ch a che a ched a chees a cheee or a chr???
Carmine Gumshoe
said this out loud and my furniture started floating
Cheddar Cheese
yes
Carmine Gumshoe
Carmine messages you right when you’re in the middle of a hefty reply, resetting all your progress and forcing you to look at his one message. “*bumps into u* hi”
Syringe
"hi"
Carmine Gumshoe
Aha! Carmine got a response. Now to reel her in with the perfect reply. “i’m so sorry i’m a prince from a far away kingdom and i’m a half-demon and i didn’t see where i was going................ wanna go out?” His OC’s backstory is starting to sound like a Nigerian prince scam. But that’s okay, b...View More
Syringe
"do u need glasses hehe blushes"
Carmine Gumshoe
“no *blush* i definitely love you but my demon self won’t *blush* let me feel loved *blush, chuckles* it’s late *chuckles* please let me walk you *blush* home”
Syringe
"but i have no home i was an orphan girl who lived on the rough streets with my brother who was also a half demon but he died"
Carmine Gumshoe
"i know syringe, i'm the one who killed him. and i liked it, i truly am a monster how could u ever love me *cries*"
Lola Lullaby
"Lola was basking in the sunshine as she laid out in the outskirts of town. She was enjoying her sun bath, however desired some company. She opened her eyes to see a stallion in the dista" *backspace backspace* "hi"
Carmine Gumshoe
Ohoho! Carmine has spotted a L A D Y. He’s got to put the moves on her with horse RP in the hopes that he can get a crumb of attention from her. “hey. ;)” Emoticons in RP. Lady. Killer.
Lola Lullaby
Fail RP. Time to make this interesting with epic ACTION!!1 "*turns into a demon and kiells no dodge no miss*"
Carmine Gumshoe
Carmine transforms into a recolor of Frieza and is about to unleash his super secret powerful attack that hits BEFORE Lola and kills her instantly. But he stops just before because if she wins, she’ll give him her Snapchat. he never proposed this, this is only his idea.
Carmine Gumshoe
this is going on my fridge as the best post i’ve ever made, who knew rant posts could turn into comedy gold
Dragonfly
Carmine would get a reply after several minutes. “Ok.”
Carmine Gumshoe
"hehe ur funny ;)"
Dragonfly
“Am didnt understand what meant to send me”
Lt Buster
I came looking for copper, and I find gold
Carmine Gumshoe
oh no, it's still copper but with a nice gold leaf spray-painted on it
Terrorhead
"Yeah. No. Just stop right there, you gremlin. This roleplay insults my integrity."
Carmine Gumshoe
Carmine spends the rest of the night vague-posting about meatballs and how much they suck.
War BrightBravemon
hi
Commander Wyatt Ryder
*only responds in gifs and laughing emojis*
Ephemeria Spring
Ephee sniffles. Her progress hadn't been completely reset but it was a setback and now she learns to rely on a different less-prone-to-breaking location. She copies the unrefined writeup from her sticky notes and types into her address bar, immediately selecting the automatic recommedation. Google ...View More
Amethyst the Hippogriff
//This pains me. I've read everything. Please. MORE!
Carmine Gumshoe
encouraging me is the last thing you should do
Amethyst the Hippogriff
//Did. I. Stutter?
Carmine Gumshoe
you’re making a mistake but okay
Carmine Gumshoe
hi, still looking for some RP. either island survival or just regular shit cuz rp’s the only thing keeping me from playing league all day :sweat:
Midnight
Aint nothing wrong with League all day. If you're having fun, it's not wasted time.
Carmine Gumshoe
it’s a mixture of “having fun” and “nothing better to do“ more or less :eyes:
Midnight
On another note, what role are you?
Carmine Gumshoe
i mostly play jungle but i fuck around with mid and top a lot
Midnight
Im an ADC main but havent played in foreverrrrr
Phoenix Genevieve
I read that as ACDC and now I'm just disappointed
Twisted Fate
I play league all day shits fun brah
Carmine Gumshoe
today sucks, everyone’s toxic >:c
Twisted Fate
damn bro if u could feed Africa as well as you feed the enemy team you'd solve world hunger
Carmine Gumshoe
was about to be defensive then i realized you don’t have my summoner don’t scare me like that
Twisted Fate
Start by filling the bucket with water. Add a small amount of Ivory dish soap and mix well. Use a scrub brush with the soapy water to wash off any debris or dirt that may have built up. Rinse with clean water. Wash again if needed to remove any remaining dirt. Rinse the surface with distilled water ...View More
Carmine Gumshoe
what does this mean
Lt Buster
I mean, island survival do be sounding dope af👀
Carmine Gumshoe
survive with me, we’ll eat sand and hold hooves
Lt Buster
Hell yea I love eating sand and holding hooves
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Always knew you were gay Butters xD
Alexander ‘Crow’ Kingston
Left League a while ago, but I’ve been hankerin to play some GP I’m just not strong enough to go back
Carmine Gumshoe
fall into sin, horseband watch me flash into a wall for u bb
Alexander ‘Crow’ Kingston
Holy shit flash fails are probably the funniest fucking thing In my early days I had a bees dick of health and this dumbass TF flashed into the SMALLEST wall with a gold card ready and it nearly killed me with laughter
Carmine Gumshoe
omfg flash fails exist to keep everyone humble we all do them. sure the enemy may kill your character but you take far greater emotional damage
Alexander ‘Crow’ Kingston
Give me ur strength to return horseband
Carmine Gumshoe
i have no strength, i’m just a glutton for punishment i’ll send you pictures of my feet but that’s all i have to offer
Little Luck
ARE THERE SHARKS AGAIN?
Carmine Gumshoe
p probably
Captain Sky N. Nova
Well....I'd offer but I'm terrible at getting back to my DMs and i have zero inspiration currently too.
Vy Thresh
I want to join youuuu, i've been busy though x.x
Carmine Gumshoe
amity and i are playing rn, get in here >:C but also no pressure, i hope things relax for you soon!
Vy Thresh
GMTK's 2020 Game Jam, I'm busy for the next 48 hours ish. I'll take a break eventually
Seafoam Wake
:eyes:
War BrightBravemon
👀🐧
Carmine Gumshoe
You see him sitting at a table all by his lonesome. His amber eyes lock with yours, briefly, but he shyly looks away and turns his head to the window. Moments pass and he moves his eyes to look at you...View More
Dagmar
Dagmar watches the stallion's strange antics, wondering if she had something in her teeth. Lo and behold! She did, and she easily scraped it out with her pinkie claw. She then flashed him a sharp, wide smile. Lookit them pearly whites!
Carmine Gumshoe
Carmine looks down at his hooves for some reason. Did it actually work? Did she actually receive his psychic transmission? Such untapped power...
Little Luck
I knew I had a peice of meat in my teeth!
Carmine Gumshoe
Carmine’s committed the cardinal sin of decorating for holiday way too early. Strewn all about his new yard were bones and gravestones all set up along his sidewalk path. Flashes of bright strobe ligh...View More
Chiller Sway
Sway's only concern is if he can bap the pony in the glass <3 Hard enough to break his nose <33
Carmine Gumshoe
“Please don’t free the prolific serial killer.”
Chiller Sway
"Can I tap the glass?"
Carmine Gumshoe
“...Yes.” Carmine took a careful step back.
Chiller Sway
"Poke poke poke poke." Sway taps the glass with his hoof, making an irritating glass-on-hoof tap noise for the pony inside.
Carmine Gumshoe
Double M bashes his head against the glass in a show of teeth. Thankfully, the glass was enough to stop him from busting out.
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus looked at the yard and then facehoof.* It way too early to do this Carmine. Also, why is that serial killer staring at me?
Carmine Gumshoe
“Huh? Oh, I think the decisive witness was a green pony. Probably has some underlying hatred for them...” Carmine blinked. “Wanna say hey? It’ll be two bits.”
Nitroxus Soulspins
Yeah, I think I'm going to go hide in my bunker for a few days. Just until they are in prison.
Carmine Gumshoe
"Aw, he'll be back in prison before the day's over, I only have him for the afternoon!"
Nitroxus Soulspins
Still, I'm shaking at the way that he is staring at me. It like he looking into my soul. *Shivers.*
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt one upped Carmine and rented a cannibal pony who was once a doctor and needed to be wearing a face mask and straightjacket at all times. He didn’t do it for Halloween either he just did it for fun
Carmine Gumshoe
hi i’m kinda in love with the idea of an island survival RP so if that interests you, hmu :eyes: like some castaway shit minus the volleyball....... unless you’re into that. freak.
Lola Lullaby
whats so freaky about volleyball😳
Carmine Gumshoe
volleyball is always played near sand and sand is too close to kinetic sand and that shit’s FREAKY
Lola Lullaby
damn and i like kinetic sand 😔
Carmine Gumshoe
LMAO FREAK I BET YOU PLAYED WITH FLOAM TOO
Lola Lullaby
FIRST OF all. idk why i made a separate comment instead of replying. SECOND OF ALL I SURE DID I LOVE SENSORY THINGS LIKE FLOAM AND KINETIC SAND.
Carmine Gumshoe
it’s okay, i did too my floam and play-doh burgers kicked ass, i just wanted an opportunity to bully :(
Spirit Weaver
Spirit would absolutely just treat it like a vacation
Carmine Gumshoe
it might as well be for her
Spirit Weaver
Carmine is having his third mental breakdown in a day. Spirit is floating in the ocean with a coconut half on her stomach.
Spirit Weaver
Spirit doesn't remind him that she can just dimension door them back home until like a week later
Carmine Gumshoe
the first day isn't even halfway over and Carmine's getting torn apart by the native monkeys meanwhile spirit gets hungry, warps to mcdonald's, then warps back
Ephemeria Spring
an hour in and Ephee has brought together her body mass's worth of edible roots then she remembered they needed nutrients beyond simple sustenance instead of starchy root vegetables. she's not going to live long
Carmine Gumshoe
day 4: they’re eating rocks and sand
Hymn
Day 4 for Hymn: living like a Queen, plenty of fish, mmm
Ephemeria Spring
i - i think carmine would be doing that at the very least, already succumbed to hysteria as ephee is staring at a fish. she knows how to cook one, she just to go through the hurdle of eating it.
Hymn
Hymn will stare at them until they do
Carmine Gumshoe
his fishbones will be our "wilson". carmine will take them and construct his new best friend: finn
War BrightBravemon
Ill be the shark
Hymn
No me bish
War BrightBravemon
No me
Hymn
No meee
Hymn
I'm fucking hyped already Les gooo I can just imagine Cynbel already knowing at least a few edible plants from his potions
Little Luck
I wanna be the guy that gets eaten by the shark first.
Hymn
Nom nom
War BrightBravemon
Kiss kiss hug
Little Luck
Ok i'm done, can I come out now... hello? ...help.
Hymn
*spits out* bleeeeh
Little Luck
Oh yea. Deserted Island... *makes video games appear out of thin air even though he is not a unicorn, then crawls back into the "sharks" mouth.
Little Luck
*from inside and muffled* Yay!
Little Luck
Ew... I'm covered in it... Eugh.
War BrightBravemon
You deserve this Carmine.
Carmine Gumshoe
you're right i don't know what i did... but you're right
Lula Vieve
Are yall rping on this thread rn :eyes:
Carmine Gumshoe
yeah i have no clue what happened :sweat:
Lula Vieve
Cringe read the room weirdos smhmh
polo fastter
carmine when someone ask what inside of his fridge
and  liked this
Carmine Gumshoe
why this mans have a fake fridge
polo fastter
to make the place seem small
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