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Carmine Gumshoe

Male. Lives in  Manehattan,  Equestria. Born on October 9, 1990
Race
Earth Pony
Roleplay Universe
Canon/Adapted Canon
User Achievements
Sophia’s Little Munsters
11 Likes
Company, Organization, or Institution » Church/Religious Organization
Chiller Sway's Editing Shelf
17 Likes
Artist, Band or Public Figure » Artist
°˖✧ Deerie Doodles ✧˖°
25 Likes
Artist, Band or Public Figure » Artist
Starmare Cafe
9 Likes
Local Business or Place » Restaurant/Cafe
Carmine Gumshoe
one of my favorite storylines is “main character loses his god damn mind obsessing over X but clears up after some kind of epiphany” so, uh, expect something like that soon-ish
Carmine Gumshoe
me writing anything for carmine: now what if i make things WORSE
Manuel Rogerson
It can only get BETTER Mr. Shoe. It can only get better.
Carmine Gumshoe
no i will make it worse
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
>:c
Bright Brave
More. MORE
Silver Bullet
Mood
Carmine Gumshoe
so who wants to join my cult
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Shadowclaw
not me shadowclaw siad
Carmine Gumshoe
:(
Inigo
What kinda cult?
Carmine Gumshoe
a fun one with cool people!!
Inigo
this is a terrible way to discover cultists, carmine
Dragonfly
You son of a bitch I’m in.
Carmine Gumshoe
:)
Cakepop The Baker
*Throws on cloak* Lets do this
Carmine Gumshoe
:))
Prince Ashland Lightfoot
What cult?
Carmine Gumshoe
mine :)
polo fastter
LET DO THIS
Damean the paranormal detective
"Woah! Woah! Pump the brakes, what would this cult do?"
Carmine Gumshoe
“Uhhhh, cult things?”
Ephemeria Spring
cult cult cult
Carmine Gumshoe
:)))
Carmine Gumshoe
Spirit Weaver
no
Carmine Gumshoe
pleas
Crystal Sneer
I'll join
Carmine Gumshoe
see the link above, fellow gummy wurm
Carmine Gumshoe
give me your favorite ship (friendship or romantic) dynamic right fucking now mine are smart, then stupid sharing a braincell tall and small the friends who aren’t dating but they’re so close they ...View More
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would think.* I would have to our ship Carmine. Besides, I remember last year very clearly. You kept blushing at Nitroxas.
Carmine Gumshoe
excuse me???
Nitroxus Soulspins
You'll see in the next month. You'll all see! *Sinks back into the ground.*
Shadowclaw
I like the ships where its like oppsites attract
Carmine Gumshoe
god, Paula Abdul really was ahead of her time wasn’t she
Shadowclaw
yeah she was lol
Asuka Yakushi
Mutually supportive friends/SOs Extreme Optimist and Pessimist Oblivious Mess and Babysitter Two bros chilling in a hot tub (five feet apart cuz they're not gay, but it's okay to be) Jerk and Friend(s) who no longer take their crap Groups with a 'mom', or 'dad'
Carmine Gumshoe
first is nice, but oblivious mess and babysitter and two bros??? excellent. far past excellent
Vanil
One ignorant intellect, and another one stupid but also a fountain of trivia and general knowledge who both fascinates and disgusts the intellect whenever they speak
Carmine Gumshoe
AHAHAH i highkey love this one
Ephemeria Spring
storyteller and listener, my brain is too lazy to think of more
Carmine Gumshoe
also a great one
Vy Thresh
Although it's not my favorite to see in media and the like, I like people who are outgoing and like us shy folk <3
Carmine Gumshoe
AW yeah that’s cute
Baby
Confident and outgoing and shy and introverted
Carmine Gumshoe
OOH a classic. excellent taste B)
Silver Breeze
Fluttershy and Trixie
Ironkroug
The calm mountain and the turbulent storm. The stage-dominating peacock and the anxious gremlin. The duo that found the only person in the world with just as horrible of a sense of humor as themselves.
Carmine Gumshoe
also fantastic :)
Cherry Caroline
The athlete and the nerd Not to be confused with the jock and the nerd. I'm unoriginal (Yes, I'm a TwiDash weirdo)
Carmine Gumshoe
my style of “team games” is i want to be reported by the end of the match do with that info what you will
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Ghostbit
Well hey, i beat portal 2's Co-op by myself
Ghostbit
And yet me tell you..... THAT WAS POSSIBLY THE HARDEST THING I EVER DONE!!!
Dragonfly
Carmine, I know for a fact you wouldn’t team kill or try to fuck up a match. Do you just rage in the chat?
Carmine Gumshoe
me? rage in chat?? no sir! however.... if someone shows signs of being tilted or whatever in the game chat........ maybe i’ll push them closer to the rage side............. not through insults or something as lame as that but just uhhh proving my presence to them c:
Dragonfly
Same
Dream
Is it cause you spam voicelines to play mindgames with the enemy team, but at the risk of it affecting the sanity of your own teammates?
Carmine Gumshoe
close enough
Vy Thresh
Ah, you must be a jungle main.
Carmine Gumshoe
no technique is forbidden
Zerathur A. Naszberuk
Just like that one time a 'pro-player' reported me and rage-quit after I friendly-fired him, Skittergate on Legend difficulty. Friendly fire on Coop games, such fun chaos it generates!
Carmine Gumshoe
i feel sorry for any poor soul who clicks on my profile thinking “hey this seems like a cool guy with fun character-building posts and stuff” and then they scroll down
Ice Wisp
Pfft. Imagine how they feel with mine.
Carmine Gumshoe
we share the same plight, my friend :(
Raven Sorrel
This part is my favorite
Carmine Gumshoe
god i really didn’t think i could stoop any lower until i saw that
Cherry Caroline
I'm on the other end. Please stop me from the story posts. It's like digging an endless hole D=
Carmine Gumshoe
we need you to balance me out :(
Cherry Caroline
I dunno about that. I still have to do the Blue one's story. Can't be all milkshakes and snuggles! There's not enough of meeee
Dragonfly
Bruh
Carmine Gumshoe
O:
Carmine Gumshoe
Be the first person to like this
Carmine Gumshoe
ignore my vote; what the fuck do you mean my whole answer in the third choice is cut off >:(
Cheddar Cheese
I do not have the rights to perform this specific action
Prince Ashland Lightfoot
Same QwQ
Carmine Gumshoe
me either :(
Silver Bullet
Are you okay
Carmine Gumshoe
never claimed to be!
polo fastter
well guess am about to be roasted by everyone
Vy Thresh
I love the idea of worms screaming. I specifically imagine it something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LA4CTzhrLu8
Carmine Gumshoe
god is this the rare chance i want to be literate?? to actually use words to say things? sometimes cool things?? big words = sick sentences? or oh no, maybe i should play true to my role. yes, i am a...View More
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Null Space
Did I just have a fucking stroke?
Carmine Gumshoe
squirmy wormy man :)) How I smile at the dirt :)
Null Space
Bruh.
Ephemeria Spring
squirmy wiggly tiny wormy. uwiggle uwiggle uwiggle! so anyways
Carmine Gumshoe
are you okay
Vy Thresh
JOIN ME AND BECOME BEINGS OF PURE ENERGY.
Carmine Gumshoe
oh to be an internet funny boy on a horse website :(
Ice Wisp
Same
Carmine Gumshoe
brobrobrobro let’s be internet funny horse boys together!!
Ephemeria Spring
neigh!
Carmine Gumshoe
god you’re so fucking right
Bright Brave
I try
Vy Thresh
I'd like to think I'm a pretty solid background character. The kind with no dialogue or interactions.. but like, you see 'em
Carmine Gumshoe
i’m like uhhhhhhh that one guy who goes “oh nooooo” in family guy. y’all don’t see him often (even though i’m on the feed all the time), but you laugh when you do :(
Vy Thresh
I usually smile. I like seeing you around <3
RaveHeart
Well, one of us needs to be. Cause I'm pretty boring.
Carmine Gumshoe
you definitely have the potential to make me laugh. try it >:(
RaveHeart
Oh gee.. putting me on the spot are we? ... shit.. uhm.. *ponders* I got fired from my job at the bank today. An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. ... >_>;
Ironkroug
Imagine
Carmine Gumshoe
covid test came up positive, guess who studied hard enough c: so been conducting home experiments regarding my loss of smell. cannot smell vinegar but i can indeed taste it
Cloudburst
Try drinking apple cider vinegar
Silver Bullet
As a heads up, I suggested drinking the vinegar.
Ira Hawkshaw
10/10 would still kiss at the risk of my own health
Bright Brave
Keep it secret. Keep it safe.
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