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Carmine Gumshoe

Male. Lives in  Manehattan,  Equestria. Born on October 9, 1990
Race
Earth Pony
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Canon/Adapted Canon
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Violet Moon
Violet let out a sigh as she held up an image of Carmine Gumshoe, "Told yah your luck wouldn't last forever. His ties? Oh, Carmine... Bills? Forget the bills... Photographs? heh...he was never good at...View More
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Carmine Gumshoe
Carmine stretches mid conversation. “Aaaah, yeah, sorry. I’ve just been dealing with a lot of, uh, Updog lately. You know what I mean.” He then looks at you with expecting eyes. #rp
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Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
Gray blinks. “…What’s Updo—Nooo!!!” He flips the table and points at Carmine’s nose dramatically. “I hope you’re happy; you ruined me, Carmine!”
Carmine Gumshoe
“Enjoy your career burning to pieces!” Carmine said through a hearty laugh. He was so tickled that he’s completely forgotten to deliver the punchline.
(Future King) Artemis
".....Goodbye Mr. Carmine...." Artemis was now turning to leave. He shall give Carmine only disappointed silence. Silence that shows him not wanting to ask of what could be this Updog he spoke of.
Carmine Gumshoe
Carmine was just running on instinct. As soon as he spoke, his brain filtered the words to only hear ‘What’s updog?’ despite Artemis not giving him the satisfaction. “Nothin’ much! What’s up with you— FUCK!”
(Future King) Artemis
"Notice the silent treatment being given." Spoke Artemis, in turn breaking the silent treatment in order to explain that he is giving a silent treatment.
Papillon Crève-Cœur
Papillon had been staying over a lot more lately. And sometimes that led to moments like this where she was alone with Carmine. She never knew how to take him, for the most part, but he sounded serious. "Are you alright? Need me to bring you some muscle relaxants? Something to help you rest?" "Wha...View More
Carmine Gumshoe
She said it. His smile widened to a Cheshire-esque grin. He let her failure simmer in the air for a solid few seconds before he uttered the cursed phrase. “Nothin’ up. What’s dog with you—“ A slip up. Carmine stomped and screamed into his hooves.
Papillon Crève-Cœur
"Did you.... Call me a dog?" She asked, before she would sigh, "Thank the Stars you're okay. I was worried I'd need to take you in for screening. Though, that would give us a chance to finally try out the gair glone tests...."
Carmine Gumshoe
Carmine lowered his hooves. “Gair Glone?”
Papillon Crève-Cœur
Papillon stepped close. Her muzzle was inches from his. "Gair Glone these nuts." She then turned around and walked away.
Gabriel
"... I zoned out about 10 minutes ago, what were we talking about again?"
Carmine Gumshoe
“You were gonna ask what’s updog?”
Gabriel
"Not much, what's up with you?" Gabi claps, then jumps on top of the table, dancing silently. https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/788/549/28d.gif
Carmine Gumshoe
at what point do you consider someone a “friend”? how loose is your use of the term “friendship”? how easily is your friendship won? :eyes:
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Inigo
Mutual trust and enough of an idea of each other to have decent conversations? It doesn't take a lot for me to consider someone a friend but connecting beyond that is another story. I talk to few people constantly and I barely interact with a lot of people I consider friends.
Zerathur A. Naszberuk
If someone is kind enough to remember my existence, they're probably better than most folk I'm used to calling friends.
Lucid Melody
If they message me to see how I am every so often, they are a friend.
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
When I stop fearing sending the first message of the day, that's how I know that we've gone past the point of no return. If we've talked enough for me to confidently step into their DMs, then they've done something.
Bubblegum
usually when I use the word 'friend' what I really mean is acquaintance, so that applies to anyone I've talked to in a casual setting more than three times c: as for using the word 'friend' to actually just mean friend, that's reserved for people I can actually talk to without my pulse spiking to 1...View More
Vy Thresh
I consider most people friends. It's better to ask how is my friendship lost.
The Developer
You are my best friend c:
Cakepop The Baker
If you talk to me and not make it clear that you hate me, you're a friend
Ephemeria Spring
passing the first stage is basically me having no issues with a person being in the same spaces and being able to determine that they're moderately decent :eyes: everything else is up to etiquette. like, responding to a natural clear end of a conversation. trying to be engaging - a day is good/dece...View More
Spirit Weaver
unless i actually specifically dislike you, we're friends.
Chow Chow
👀
Cakepop The Baker
a-are we friends? :point_right::point_left::pleading_face:
The Developer
Ouch :(
Spirit Weaver
hahahaha yeah
PB
//eh you're a friend if I talk to you a lot about most things granted if i consider you my "best friend" it means, "i once thought you were my closest friend but really you're a backstabbing son of a monkey's uncle".
Carmine Gumshoe
i'm starting beef with the first person to comment
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polo fastter
okay
Carmine Gumshoe
UGLY LITTLE STINKY!!! STUPID POOP SCOOPER SUPER STUPIER!!!! haha!!!!!
polo fastter
listen here you soyjak, cherry tree looking horse that is the definition of a retired dad figure, at lease I can solve a case.
Carmine Gumshoe
solVE A CASE You can't SOlve nothing but the source of these stink lines. spoiler: it's you!!!!!! the new sherlock holmes book!!!! the SMELLY Man and sherlock is like "wow this is stinky" and he solves it really quick and cause you walk down the street smElly hlmmmmmnn hum
polo fastter
You mean the book that got worst then some fanfic from wattpad. Dude the plot of that book got worst then the plot from kingdom hearts. I seen the comments from that book and wow i read better comments from the emoji movie.
Carmine Gumshoe
NOOOOO I WROTE THAT BOOK DON'T SAY IT'S LIKE KINGDOM HEARTS PLEAS ENONOOOOOOOOOO NO IT'S NOT IT'S NOT NO NIOT'S NOT
Ephemeria Spring
no chicken?
Carmine Gumshoe
you know what, i'm feeling generous and you get a little serving of beef on the side. we're having pho and i skimped out on meat, you get two slices onLY WAFFLES FOR U stop eating so much chicken ahahaha lol and maybe maybe you won't BE a chicken bawk abwak bwawkkkkk b'gock bawk abawwwwwwwwwwk
Carmine Gumshoe
i could have gone to college....
Ephemeria Spring
jokes on you i really like waffles because i'm ready to square up ahahahahaha
Carmine Gumshoe
actually i'm concentrating my chuck, sirloin and beef all grounded up and directed toward you because you inadvertently reminded me of that stupid 2008 "do you like waffles" song if i ever see you, it's on sight
Stormfront
Go get a haircut hippie
Carmine Gumshoe
i just did and i feel hot as fuck, fuck you >:(
Carmine Gumshoe
i am starting to talk like how i type and i'm so worried that soon i will be unable to communicate with anyone above 2 iq points :(
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
yay! we'll still be able to talk!
Spirit Weaver
hahaha yeah i love that abject terror.
Chow Chow
I accidentally call myself Bright Brave in my mind.
Ghostbit
Well just be worried if you are gaining red hair and a weird appetite for hay
Vanil
Did you speak to your boss in gloop?
Ephemeria Spring
we can talk in -1 pointds
Nitroxus Soulspins
How bad is it Carmine? Please tell me that you can still write out the Slayer's Testament.
Mocha
As long as you can spell Aye Queue, you and I will get along fine
Carmine Gumshoe
y’all ever wanna tell people how cool you think they are but you don’t wanna be “too much” cause that’s me with everyone >:(
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Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
or or or you wanna message them to share stupid stuff but you don't because what if they're busy tho and what if they think you're pushy and dumb or have no life-- Not that it's not true, but first you gotta make yourself essential. :relieved::index_pointing_up:
Carmine Gumshoe
every time you speak i am further convinced that we’re the same person
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
Monkeys strong together!
Chiara Riviera
I THINK YOURE COOL
Carmine Gumshoe
I THINK YOU’RE COOL TOO
Chow Chow
I don’t think they appreciate me. 😔
Carmine Gumshoe
i appreciate u
Chow Chow
💚 I know. It’s great
Demonic H Hooves
i have this issue of like what i mean "You are a great friend and I love you, I would die for you and your family and I hope we can spend a lifetime together" what comes out "You're so fucking dumb I could burst fire into your forehead and not hit your brain"
Carmine Gumshoe
i feel this and have similar problems :(
Ephemeria Spring
i just assume people don't have the time of day for anything other than the topic we converged on, and even then they probably don't
Carmine Gumshoe
same, except in my case I’m looking for subtle hints of “I want this conversation to end” and don’t reply and that just ends up looking like i ghost them i just wanna be courteous
Ephemeria Spring
i feel like i get this but i'm the one trying to talk to people and it looks like i don't want to talk to them so i end up being ghosted, so i stop trying
Carmine Gumshoe
REAL TALK I’M AFRAID OF ANNOYING YOU so i ghost u because it’s better to ghost than be annoyed thus declared by my trauma-rich soup brain ily bestie i hope u know that
Stormfront
Ive been hurt time and time again whenever i try to open myself to others, so now its nearly impossible for me to really approach someone, and each time i try to be a friend to somone they just want nothing to do with me or just dislike me for some reason, so im stuck in this loop of torment where i...View More
Vanil
You're telling them they're cool, not knocking on their front door to say "I love you". If that's "too much", tough nuts. You're cool.
(Future King) Artemis
It's okay. My ego will appreciate the compliment. :)
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Dream Vezpyre
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Ephemeria Spring
the castle to rule all castles
polo fastter
man that a depressing actor or man that is depressing detective?
Carmine Gumshoe
the horses are sad but the users are funny :(
polo fastter
understandable
Carmine Gumshoe
Stardusk Strider
Uhh...I didn't study!
Carmine Gumshoe
you’re going into the jet turbine
Vanil
I-is it at least your vomit?
Carmine Gumshoe
it’s vomit, next question
Vanil
Is it Gray's vomit?
Dream Vezpyre
one cup of gamer girl vanil vomit plz
Chow Chow
I’d buy that for a dollar.
Dream Vezpyre
$30
Jade courage
i put a vote of no contest
Cakepop The Baker
I'm funnier
Carmine Gumshoe
ahahaha. yeah, i’m roleplaying with your girl. so what, honey? :man_shrugging:
Cheddar Cheese
That's an odd way to say you're not role-playing with anyone
Carmine Gumshoe
i’m roleplaying with your mom lol
Cheddar Cheese
well looking at the last post we had im glad to know you're roleplaying with someone at least ߘ
Carmine Gumshoe
FUCK IS THIS A ROLEPLAY SITE SHIT
Violet Moon
Hahaha, she said your RP is small.
Carmine Gumshoe
YEAH WELL SHE’S GOT MORE THAN ME ROLEPLAYING WITH HER SHE’S GOT THE WHOLE SITE IN HER DMs GO AWAY BEGONE I REBUKE THEE
Violet Moon
And I am proud of her for that. A real pro, yo.
Star Silk
*tackles you*
Carmine Gumshoe
I’ll approach you and get you to say the meme
Amity Guard
You role-playing with yourself again, babe?
Carmine Gumshoe
:pleading_face:
Stardusk Strider
I will shed tears, and there is not a thing you can do about it
RaveHeart
But... but.. Rave doesn't have anyone. D:
Chow Chow
>:(
Cakepop The Baker
Jokes on you she's a lesbian
Carmine Gumshoe
it’s okay, when i have my face mask on and people see me and my girl together they think i’m a lesbian too
Stormfront
Absolute madman stealing mares left and right
Carmine Gumshoe
i have so many hot horse bitches waiting for my discord dm
Ephemeria Spring
The tradition maintains itself, where Ephee absolutely will not miss attempting to show up to acknowledge a friend's birthday! Mostly the ones on the top of the ladder, although it remains a short lad...View More
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Carmine Gumshoe
Carmine, had more or less prepared for her visit by ensuring everything was clean. Given that it was also his work office, it wasn’t obscenely dirty, but it did need a little tidying. He had just finished up stacking some envelopes together when he saw the shape dancing through the milky glass. Unl...View More
Ephemeria Spring
To be honest, she assumed no one was inside, and didn't think peek in either. Besides, it would look awfully shady if she did try to. Ephee paused as the office door clicked opening, turning to face it with a blink in a moment of stun-lock. Oh. "...huh, hi Carmine. I.... didn't even think anyone ...View More
Carmine Gumshoe
“What? Sure you have. You don’t remember that…” turn another year and he’s already gone senile. Carmine stopped his train of thought to clarify his memory. “…No. no, that was Gray, I think. But you definitely remember… ah, wait. No, that was with my sister.” A third ‘almost memory’ flared up, but wa...View More
Ephemeria Spring
"Mm, I'd be a little worried if I was here only to not remember a thing about it," she hummed, almost convincing herself that just maybe she's been to the office once. "The train ride was nice this time, I didn't feel any motion sickness until it was over! Uh, for once on my own." With an inhale, E...View More
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