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Carmine Gumshoe

Male. Lives in  Manehattan,  Equestria. Born on October 9, 1990
Race
Earth Pony
Roleplay Universe
Canon/Adapted Canon
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Sophia’s Little Munsters
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Chiller Sway's Editing Shelf
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°˖✧ Deerie Doodles ✧˖°
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Starmare Cafe
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Carmine Gumshoe
i am going to infiltrate the people most special in your life and force them to befriend me in doing so, i will turn them into a mini me. the process is inescapable
Ghostbit
... Is that how you turned into carmine ? >:3
Carmine Gumshoe
i am not the original :(
Ghostbit
Then who is ? o.o
Carmine Gumshoe
i know not his True Name, for it’s unspeakable to my mortal tongue. some call him saklas, but those were heretics
Ghostbit
I'm gonna turn into a Mini Carmine soon aren't i ?
Icy Creation
You can't, I don't have friends, and my sister is already a moron. I can't experience the inevitable pain of being replaced- and it is inevitable- if I never get close enough to others for it to matter to me.
Carmine Gumshoe
hey this is very sad. life without friends isn’t much of a life— “inevitable” is a big word to use, but choosing your friends wisely is key to a long lasting friendship.
Icy Creation
Life without friends isn't very much of a /social/, life. I'm happy without any, always have been. It's just more potential pain than it is potential gain. And no friendship lasts forever, mate. Loss /is/ inevitable.
Carmine Gumshoe
hey, if you’re happy then you’re happy!
Ephemreia Spring
would it make them talk to me more? that would be hype
Carmine Gumshoe
ephee this makes me sad now i’m going to for sure make them Me’s and the new me’s will talk to you a lot (:
Star Silk
hmmm..... very interesting! I'm curious as to what would be the result!
Carmine Gumshoe
have you ever witnessed a pre-school at peak sugar high?
Branwen
You will infiltrate yourself then
Carmine Gumshoe
bro :pleading_face:
(Future King) Artemis
Carmine bringing confused joy to my day. Don't know what I read, but I'm joyed.
Whiplash Twister
"Well, I refuse to be Carminified." His nearest and dearest? Himself.
Amity Blight
My family is full of idiots...honestly -_- (XD)
PB
Uh...my sister is lost in the multiverse so uh...yeah...and my mother is mad scientist who hates me cause she blames me for my father's death. //irl tho...only got my sis as i do not trust my relatives left and i only got one friend I'm somewhat close to but unfortunately I'm a shit friend.
Dragonfly
I don't see the bad side of this situation.
Baby
Pee pee
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Carmine Gumshoe
LA LA LA AL LOVE PIPIPIPI
Carmine Gumshoe
i can’t express how much i love optional fishing in a video game guys holy shit i choose video game fishing over certain cherished friends and family members
Silver Shield
Ikr, I could do it all day, it's probably the best mechanic I've seen so far, I dunno why every game doesn't have it
Dragonfly
I like it when a game says it’s own title.
Baron Redpath
i like the fishing in red dead online just going to a random location and fishing with a few different friends is pretty relaxing
Icy Creation
I've had a very similar experience with mining in open world space sandbox games. Just watching the laser pew at the rocks, and seeing my cargo hold collect different colors... I'm not ashamed to say that I have spent literal hours at a time just watching my ship mine the same few rocks.
Bryce (Awesome) Shades
I always get super excited when I find out there is fishing in any game like it always makes just call out, "this game has fishing!" I always get so excited seeing that.
RaveHeart
The fish sense something is amiss..
Bright Brave
Don’t get me started on ocarina of time.
Carmine Gumshoe
sorry zelda i know people are dying every minute i’m not trying to kill Ganon but i need that heart piece
Ink Blot
When your new therapist friend compliments your smile. Again. Not home yet so its just super quick but I promise something nice in the future
Silver Shield
goals
Ink Blot
Friend goals 👀
Silver Shield
o:!
Carmine Gumshoe
GOD LOOKIT THEM THE BOYS BOYS BOYBOSSES BOyboSSING IT UP LOOK <3
Carmine Gumshoe
You enter Carmine’s room only to find it’s littered with the stuffed toy known as Peepy. There are about fourteen of them and their eyes follow you as you step within their line of site. Carmine sips...View More
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(Future King) Artemis
"......." Artemis was stunned by the sight. This view of...whatever the hell this was. It was clear what was going on. "....Disgusting. Didn't take you to some creepy toy collector. And here I was about to ask if you wanna be best friends. Disappointing." Artemis left with a clear misunderstanding o...View More
Carmine Gumshoe
“ARTIE! No, wait, plea-“ The door slammed as soon as Artemis left. Carmine squinted his eyes straight shut in order to avoid looking at the perp: Mistake Peepy, who had a crazed look in his eye. The other Peepys seemed to be closer, despite the lack of movement. He swallowed a lump… and turned to...View More
Koda
"Peepy?" Koda said with a tilt of his head. Peepy put on a hat. "Perry the Peepy!?"
Carmine Gumshoe
perry the peepypus, what a marvelous booty you have— and by marvelous booty i mean coMPLETELY UNMARVELED!
Bright Brave
*Pepe
polo fastter
polo seen enough horror movies and said "look you need a priest sorry i got to go"
Ephemreia Spring
It was first the brief lapses in focus into catatonic gazes that tipped Ephee off to the idea of something ominous going around, and seeing the wide berth Carmine's cats gave to his room made it seem like they either respected it or really felt like going anywhere near was not a good idea. It all s...View More
Baby
I fucking love peepy abuse them
Dragonfly
Dragonfly did a few hops before decking the fuck out of one of the peepys.
Lenore
Lenore sings the song as she hides in the room. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yep6GVM0IYs
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
At first it wasn't evident because of the dim light, but soon as Gray steps into the room it can be seen: He's wearing a full body Peepy onesie, breathing heavily through his mouth as his burning eyes set on Carmine's. His soul wants to escape, but the light is gone.
Carmine Gumshoe
i really think that people who just drops their pets off at gas stations or truck stops to get rid of them are some of the most vile, evil people around. saw some poor dog at a truck stop yesterday w...View More
Radio Raider
Reason#874 I hate people
Carmine Gumshoe
you can tell how good a person is based solely on their appreciation for the humble Reuben
Silver Shield
who
Carmine Gumshoe
THE SANDWICH, THE TASTY TASTY SANDWICH
Silver Shield
Ohhhhhh yes it is the best sandwich c:
Carmine Gumshoe
i knew you were handsome and well educated :)
Silver Shield
Wow you too :) You genius man you
Whiplash Twister
Who's Reuben and why is he so humble?
Carmine Gumshoe
WE HAVE BEEN OVER THIS
Whiplash Twister
YEAH BUT ONLY AFTER I MADE THIS COMMENT! I still don't get why you'd not just call the sandwich by its contents.
Bright Brave
The sandwich ?
Carmine Gumshoe
yes >:(
Bright Brave
They are not very humble.
Vy Thresh
Bless, love that 'kraut
Carmine Gumshoe
it’s probably unethical but i’d eat sauerkraut by the fucking forkful
Dragonfly
I feel like you an Arbys kinda guy. This is a very fragile situation, choose you're next words very carefully, the rest of your life depends on what you say here today.
Carmine Gumshoe
NO FUCK THAT i mean a jamocha ain’t bad tho but AN ACTUAL ONE FROM A SANDWICH SHOP
Dragonfly
Good.
Ice Wisp
Reubens make me think about sauerkraut and sauerkraut reminds me of... Albuquerque
Carmine Gumshoe
how am i supposed to respond to this
Ghostbit
*Pig sadness flashbacks* :c
Carmine Gumshoe
pardon
Ghostbit
"I Just had the Memory of a Sad moment in a Game from the name of Reuben.... Also Hai Edgeworth!"
Icy Creation
"corned beef, Swiss cheese, sauerkraut, and Russian dressing, grilled between slices of rye bread" Literally every single thing in that list is unacceptable. The only valid bread is white or cinnamon bread, the only valid cheese is white American cheese, any kind of dressing whatsoever is absolute...View More
Silver Shield
I can't believe it Icy D: I thought you were COOL
Icy Creation
If not enjoying the taste-bud terrorism that is sour things is uncool, than I'll gladly be uncool. Honestly, though, the only things that make it sound /unbearable/ instead of just not my style is the dressing and the sauerkraut.
Carmine Gumshoe
wow someone chose to LARP as an amoeba today. keep your Reuben hating bs off my timeline, my snipers are trained and ready to fire
Icy Creation
How did you know I personally identify with amoeba?
Ink Blot
no. This is not okay Carmine. Please... Please give me your reasoning. How could you like thay cursed sandwich if you can even call it that
Carmine Gumshoe
INK NO YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE
Ink Blot
Prophecies can change at the mention of sandwhich preferences, my dear carmine
Ephemreia Spring
i'd eat any sandwich
Carmine Gumshoe
blessed user :)
Carmine Gumshoe
“I say that I’m a resilient guy, but if I gag while brushin’ my teeth, my whole day’s ruined.” #rp
Baby
If u dont deepthroat your toothbrush what are u even doing??
Carmine Gumshoe
just tryna live my god damn life :(
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
"Your gagging made me gag and ruined my day too, thanks"
Carmine Gumshoe
“Well, I guess neither one of us is enjoyin’ breakfast. So there.”
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
"I put my whole heart into it." it's cereal.
Carmine Gumshoe
“I know you did, Buddy.” Carmine pats his shoulder and sighs. “I know you did.”
Whiplash Twister
"I didn't think dat either of you two had a gag reflex..." he muttered at the pair, helping himself to Gray's alcohol supply. Again.
Carmine Gumshoe
Carmine’s morning orange juice comes spewing out of his nose. Whiplash dies tonight.
Ghostbit
"HA! That's why I only have two front teeth! easy to clean without having to eat the entire toothbrush!"
Baby
Do rabbits only have 2 teeth? Sad for u
Carmine Gumshoe
that’s kind of scary, is the rest all gums??
Ghostbit
//I Don't honestly remember but I'm rolling with it :3
Ghostbit
"No, Why would most of my mouth be bubblegum ?"
Baby
My theory is that ghostbit has an inner mouth that comes out with a full row of human teeth to grab and eat things with
Koda
"But Carmine. Horses don't have gag reflexes."
Carmine Gumshoe
Before Koda can get those last few words out, an off-screen gunman fired twice into the dog’s chest. A static-stuttering voice chimes in from his earpiece. Did I get ‘em, boss? Carmine sighs. “You did. Such a waste…” I know. But you know it had to be done. A pause. A black car rolls up and a sui...View More
Koda
Koda awkwardly lays on the ground with paint balls splattered on his chest and holding a 5 bit coupon for the local Dairy Princess to keep quiet. He wondered how expensive it was to hire that driver and thought it prolly explained why he had gotten such a shitty coupon.
Carmine Gumshoe
the good ending
Ephemreia Spring
"So, it brushes you the wrong way," Ephee stated matter-of-factly.
Carmine Gumshoe
“I hate how you make me want to say mean things to you.”
Dragonfly
"I rather would take a knife to the chest."
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