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Carmine Gumshoe

Male. Lives in  Manehattan,  Equestria. Born on October 9, 1990
Race
Earth Pony
Roleplay Universe
Canon/Adapted Canon
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Carmine Gumshoe
It’s been about three weeks since the attack at Dismal Rentals. Gray Rivers Alto Yuri’s injury was superficial, but still required a recovery time long enough to leave a multitude of duties to Carmine...View More
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Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
And pull up it did…! Gray’s taxi had been called for him, he knew he wouldn’t be returning to the old apartment due to safety concerns. He also knew that the place they were temporarily stationed at was Currant and Sakura’s… namely, Strawberry’s parents. The actor did not know where it was, nor had ...View More
Carmine Gumshoe
Hearing the squeal of brakes was the perfect warning for the three. Sakura had confined herself to playing with Chicken and Waffles while the men unpacked. This also meant that she was naturally first to be at the door when the doorbell rang. Sakura kept up appearances, even when in leisure. She h...View More
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
Ah… And that was the other big thing! What was the label for their relationship!? Had Carmine told his uncle and aunt anything—Gray didn’t want to risk outing him in case this was something he had decided to sweep under the rug until a more appropriate time turned up. So, when Mrs. Sakura left the b...View More
Carmine Gumshoe
In the moment, Carmine’s forgotten all the bad. Berry was still asleep, yes, but Gray’s presence told Carmine that even the worst storms did have a break. He, too, eyed the actor with a similar pang of desire to fly into his arms and twirl him around, but… ah, even if Currant had put the two togethe...View More
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
Gray approached Carmine as soon as the opportunity opened. He took advantage from the fact that the detective had bashfully looked away and wrapped his arms around him in a loving embrace. He pulled him in. One hand was wrapped around and resting in the middle of Carmine’s back, whilst the other gen...View More
Carmine Gumshoe
Carmine knew that the instant he looked away, Gray would absorb him into his own grasp. So much so, that he partially spread his arms to that Gray had easier access in. Once the link was established, Carmine worked in tandem to pull Mr. Rivers in for an embrace. Both hands looped around to rest on t...View More
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
Gray was observing him attentively, little by little he returned to lie passively too. With his head right next to his, one arm and a leg partially draped over and wrapped around Carmine’s in a subtle embrace. “…I know,” Gray whispered to his ear and allowed his eyes to close, only a moment. “I mi...View More
Carmine Gumshoe
Once Gray’s hand had been perfectly mark, Carmine maneuvered it to lay over his chest. The hand that one directed him now lay limp on top. Hearing the news about Berry… Carmine’s ear flicked toward his actor’s direction, and it looked like he might start laughing. He tried to force more air out, bu...View More
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
Gray already knew she had gone to Carmine first, what he didn’t know was that she had used the exact same tactic on the two of them. Even going as far as to use the same catchphrase. “Wait…” the actor frowned briefly, then it turned into a bit of a scowl. “She said the same thing to me too!” Gray ga...View More
Carmine Gumshoe
How would it have happened? Well, Carmine had an idea that he drummed up some time ago. “I like to think… that we would’ve had a normal night. Talked, ate. All that kind of stuff. I had plans to put on a movie… or a show, but nothing we wanted to pay one hundred percent attention to. It’d just be ba...View More
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
Gray was not trying to confront Carmine; he laughed lightheartedly as the detective threw his hands up and got all defensive about his little poke. There was also something special about hearing from him, how he thought the sweet reveal would have happened, had Psycho Hermes not intervened. Gray fig...View More
Carmine Gumshoe
“Ahaha… that?” Yeah, that was definitely a meaner side of Carmine that flared up when he said it. The detective cringed and sucked in a breath. “Yeah… um. That wasn’t entirely true. I mean, I thought it was? No. I… one second.” A million thoughts were trying to pour out of a single small source. H...View More
Carmine Gumshoe
peak boss design is an overzealous and kind of gaudy design but then they name them something like “Autonomous Greg”
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Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
Autonomous Greg is the best name I've heard in a long long time, I need his autograph
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Carmine Gumshoe
you understand!
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this post made me think of this image immediately
Carmine Gumshoe
Carmine! :)
Comp
Gumshoe! :)
Carmine Gumshoe
you’re the only gum i shoe!
Ephemeria Spring
red
Carmine Gumshoe
pink!
Carmine Gumshoe
thank you all for participating in this week’s word association, i truly don’t know what the point of this post was
Vanil
The point is Carmine
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carmine dumbshoe
Elysia
Carmine G, huh? Damn, the GoW franchise must really hate your whole family if they've shot through that many of 'em.
Carmine Gumshoe
new CA headcanon, y’all know how Spider-Man has the fourth wall breaking sixth sense that lets him know when someone says Spider-Man without the hyphen??? Gray Rivers Alto Yuri has the same thing, ex...View More
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
This is true! Just like how Carmine can tell if you are reading his name with the wrong pronunciation. “Car-mean”
Torch
wait hold on you're telling me it's NOT car-mean????
Ephemeria Spring
curmeen goomsho
King Artemis
I read it as Car-Men Also it's about the same for people that read Arty-Miss instead Ar-Ti-Miss
Nitroxus Soulspins
What if in MLP Canon, Carmine Gumshoe was part of the Main Six, as the stallion who was Rarity's lead butler. Would he even enjoy the job?
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Carmine Gumshoe
remember: a vote for me is a vote for me! you’re voting for me because you love me and you HATE silver bullet!
Carmine Gumshoe
Silver Bullet look at my slander
Lalove
Votes for a piece of bread instead.
Carmine Gumshoe
and that’s like voting for silver bullet and not me so you’re already doing it wrong!
Ephemeria Spring
we need to know your 100-day plan as president!
Carmine Gumshoe
1-10: complain about work 11-15: vacation 16-27: movie night but we’re ONLY watching my favorite shows (arcane, golden girls, code geass) 28-31: national legend of zelda week 32: spaghetti night 33-40: wrangling up all bad drivers as a sick recreation of squid game 41: execute tucker carlson 42-50: ...View More
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What happens on day 101
Silver Bullet
I assassinate him
Carmine Gumshoe
the human instrumentality project will finally commence
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the WHAT
King Artemis
I don't know if it's morally right to support an ex-friend. Also Silver scares me so I have to vote against you.
Carmine Gumshoe
i will manifest in your fucking house and drink your dish soap if you don’t vote for me
Silver Bullet
Don’t do it Artemis.
King Artemis
Carmine uses the act of drinking dish soap as a threat confirmed? Silver has my vote!
Carmine Gumshoe
The very next morning, Carmine awoke while still stuck in his embrace with Gray. He had a relatively peaceful night, likely brought on by the actor’s calming aura. He was like a dream catcher, snatchi...View More
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
The morning brought with itself all kinds of sounds that were typical of a city as big as Manehattan. Not the wholesome chirping of birds, but traffic movement. Even still, Gray slept peacefully even by the time Carmine had begun moving again. A little squeeze here and there… Gray scrunched his muz...View More
Carmine Gumshoe
As gentle as he could be with Gray, Carmine also knew that sometimes tough love needed to be used in controlled circumstances. There’s been more than one occasion where Carmine’s saved his part in a movie or play by splashing some cold water on to the actor’s face after the fourth ‘Five More Minutes...View More
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
That kiss on the forehead warranted a bout of nervous laughter and Gray pulling back to shield his rapidly blushing cheeks. “What kind of a counter argument is that??? Stop…!” He grabbed the smallest, fluffiest pillow he could find and tossed it to Carmine’s chest. It was the lightest toss, nothing ...View More
Carmine Gumshoe
Well, it would be nice if he didn’t have to cook. The dishes haven’t received as much attention as they should have due to the chaos of the past couple of days. That, and it’s not like the orphanage was going to suddenly up and leave if they took fifteen minutes out of their time to eat a muffin. ...View More
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
Gray cackled, “Oh??? So, after everything you still want to run me through testing? Hahahaha, very well!” He figured out that that wasn’t the case. Still, he found the concept amusing. “Sure, I’ll cover the whole thing, don’t worry about it.” He caught the pillow, snickered, and placed it off to t...View More
Carmine Gumshoe
The bad thing about always wearing business clothes, is that when you really *want* to look nice, you have to go the extra mile. The next step was naturally a tuxedo, but Carmine couldn’t bring himself to cross that mile. So he was left to just wear something with the same level of formality, but di...View More
Carmine Gumshoe
There was no point in chasing a hopeless lead. ‘Jim’ might not be dead, but he certainly doesn’t care whether they know he’s alive. With no other lead besides ‘I saw him on tinder,’ he was basically a loose end that may never be closed up. “Right. Let’s go see Berry, then. Let her know how we’re d...View More
Dr. Lilith Sawbones
And that’s not all! A certain bird-beaked fellow was hovering over the patient with a stick incense. Her cleansing stopped as the door opened. “Gray! Hello!” And then, her covered gaze fell upon Carmine. “Hello.”
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
There was nothing remarkable about the drive to the hospital, at least, nothing other than the building anxiety as they approached their destination. He’d only been to Our Great Mercy two times; today… and the night of the attack. But even then, he had never gone past the ER waiting room. This vis...View More
Dr. Lilith Sawbones
“Have you ever heard the phrase ‘no news is good news?’ She’s showing no signs of failing… but, at the same time, there’s no improvement. That means she’s stable as can be.” Though only the lower half of her face was visible, it appears even Sawbones felt bad for Berry. A frown trembled on her blac...View More
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
“…Really? Well, maybe she’ll begin to improve if we give her more time.” Gray couldn’t exactly celebrate the fact that she wasn’t worse off, since she also wasn’t doing any better. A coma could last a few days, or months… or years. It was impossible to tell whether if what lay upon Berry’s bed was r...View More
Dr. Lilith Sawbones
At least one of the two of them had some manners and understood what she was doing. Sawbones was sensitive enough to know she wasn't just an unwelcome presence, but something of a... well, not a nuisance, but she couldn't think of another word to describe the foreign object in a room of close family...View More
Carmine Gumshoe
Indeed, nothing remarkable about the trip itself. Carmine kept to himself in contemplative silence, he spent his time assessing, thinking, theorizing, preparing… all while linked to the hand with the actor. His rock and comfort… Within a few dozen minutes, the two would be brought to the steps of H...View More
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
If Gray hadn’t known any better, he might have thought they were approaching a jail or an asylum. This was an orphanage!? His eyes were wide with shock and a hint of concern. Places filled with children were expected to be bustling with noise. These poor foals were eerily silent though. They were ...View More
Carmine Gumshoe
Normally this kind of misunderstanding wouldn't get under the detective's skin, but now that the rumor is mostly true, he couldn't help but let it sting... granted, it didn't show on his face. He still kept a stern look about him. The lady did seem a modicum more compliant that there was an investig...View More
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
It was a good thing that Carmine got in between and broke that glare the two were casting at each other. Were Gray still shielded by a wall of money and fame he would’ve been a lot more vocal about his displeasure. After all, he wasn’t used to biting his tongue because his agent was the one usually ...View More
Carmine Gumshoe
It seems the two had not noticed that Gray had slipped away. They were far too absorbed in whatever the topic was currently about. Back toward the tree. Gray could now see the other woman face-to-face. She was about five or six years younger than the senior snapping ag Gray’s red detective. She, t...View More
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
Gray was concealed from sight behind the tree, and it was clear from his expression that he had no idea what she was talking about. At the same time, what were the odds…? So, there would be another agent showing up later? He hoped so. God knows this place needed a throughout inspection. While Carmi...View More
Carmine Gumshoe
Well, Gray certainly learned a great many things about Macbeth’s past. If he had a name, and he definitely had a record, then there must be *some* record about where he currently is. Under any other circumstance, Carmine would be grinning ear-to-ear. This was a solid catch and should be celebrated a...View More
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
Gray’s frantic sobbing diminished in intensity after the hug, although he’d still need some more time to put himself back together. How did it manage to catch him so off-guard…? Part of his frustration also stemmed from the fact that he hadn’t been able to follow through with a deeper investigation ...View More
Carmine Gumshoe
“Don’t worry about it.” Yeah, it was a fuck up, but he can’t imagine they would’ve gotten much more than they did already. “With how Halogen was actin’, I doubt she would’ve let us check the bowels of this place anyhow. What you got was likely all we were gonna get. So, don’t worry. I got a plan.” ...View More
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
He had reached the point where he could return Carmine’s kind smile. Now… since their field investigation had been cut short, what else could do they for the rest of the day? Gray imagined maybe they would both be heading home now. That was quickly corrected, before the actor could even make a sugge...View More
Carmine Gumshoe
In that case, they better take separate rides home. Since the cab was already here, and Gray needed out the most, he might as well pony off this cab to Mr. Yuri and wait for another. The detective didn’t remove his hand just yet! Before their final goodbyes, he wanted to leave Gray with a single p...View More
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
...A departing head kiss, just like a young unmarried couple back in the 30s, Awww! It would suffice for now. Gray responded to the affections by exchanging one of those loving gazes with his not-partner, who had now also taken the liberty to guide him into his ride by hand. “I’ll call if you take ...View More
Silver Bullet
"Carmine Gumshoe doesn't like eggs. He actually despises them. Make of that what you will."
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Carmine Gumshoe
Silver Bullet wants to take your cat girls!!! i, as president of CA, will ensure she does NOT! also silver bullet assassinated archduke ferdinand
scotchy
𝘸𝘢𝘪𝘵, 𝘴𝘰 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘵 𝘣𝘰𝘺𝘴- /j
Carmine Gumshoe
i wouldn’t dare touch the precious catboys
scotchy
thank you sire C:
Silver Bullet
“ARCHDUKE JUST HAPPENED TO GET ASSASSINATED WHILE I WAS THERE” Silver yelled as she thought she scrubbed all evidence of what she did.
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
Not our cat girls1!!
Silver Bullet
Another reason so Vote for Silver in the Silver V Carmine Gumshoe presidential campaign is Silver can bench more than Carmine. And who doesn’t love a strong lady. 💪
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