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Karlheinz

Male. Lives in  Equestria. Born on July 21, 1993
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Karlheinz
"Chicken tenders."
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Silver Bullet
“Drumsticks.”
Karlheinz
Karl licked his beak.
Silver Bullet
Silver felt unsafe.
Karlheinz
"...What. I don't eat ponies."
Silver Bullet
“Yeah but cannibalism.”
Amity Guard
chimkin tendies
Bright Brave
Chicken breasts~<3
Fruit Face
"Hello, Chicken Tenders, I am Fruit Face!"
Vy Thresh
Yum~ gimme!
Dally
Why would you say something so controversial, yet so brave?
Yami Crosshide
chimken temdews
Karlheinz
Karl shares his surplus value.
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Bright Brave
Oh thank goodness.
Jade courage
Griffon eh? Where from the empire? Aquilla, lombardy? Or the colony northeast of yakistan
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Karlheinz
"Northeast." Karlheinz replied succinctly, turning to meet the pony. "Small village in the hills."
Karlheinz
Karl was a mess. He had flown uncountable miles, evaded capture, nearly escaped danger time and time again, all to deliver this parcel that he had been hand picked to deliver expeditiously. Breathless...View More
Hex
"You forgot the diet Dr. Kelp!"
Vanil
//F. A real planet express moment right here
Karlheinz
I fuckin love Futurama.
Baron Redpath
Baron offers him a ride back in a tank
Karlheinz
How can he say no?
Karlheinz
"When the union's inspiration through the worker's blood shall run, there can be no power greater anywhere beneath the sun. Yet what force on earth is weaker than the feeble strength of one, but the u...View More
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Branwen
"Sounds like some communist propaganda to me!"
Ice Wisp
Sus
Ghostbit
The Ghostling would float by wearing a boom box and some heelys as the music that was playing was a triple mix version of happy birthday for Ice, Karlheinz, And Agwe
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Karlheinz
Making a few changes to Karl. He's going to keep his arcane interests and limited abilities, but he will mainly be a courier! He specializes in delivering messages in haste using high altitude flight.
Ice Wisp
Missed the birb
Spec Steele
Get that platinum chip delivered a day early pretty boy
Karlheinz
Karl got shot in the head tho
Dream
Amazon Prime birb
Dragonfly
FUCK
Dragonfly
Wait, Dragonfly has an intergalactic delivery company. Nevermind.
Antique FourHooves
*Narrows eyes at Karl* I hope that doesn’t mean I’m out of a job.
Karlheinz
"Depends. How fast can you fly?"
Antique FourHooves
*clear throat and points a hoof at his horn*
Karlheinz
"How...How far can you teleport?"
Antique FourHooves
“As Long as I can picture my surroundings....So basically between my homes in Canterlot,Trottingham and Ponyville.”
Karlheinz
"...Huh."
Antique FourHooves
“The Trottingham teleports do require a lot more magic than the other two teleport destinations though”
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