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Karlheinz

Male. Lives in  Equestria. Born on July 21, 1993
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Karlheinz
shared a few photos
Kiyoshi appreciation day.
Karlheinz
Posting again to bother Kiyoshi
Kiyoshi Tsukuda
aaAAAAAAAAA
Minsa Rousain
Awesome!!!
Pony with no Name
this triggers my 2018 ptsd
Karlheinz
"If I hear one more joke about 'handling packages', I'm going postal. No pun intended."
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Olive Drab
something something Bezos touching my package something
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
"Weak delivery of a good joke"
Karlheinz
"Ha ha. Delivery."
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
"Aw C'mon it was clever."
Ironkroug
"Clever boy."
Ephemeria Spring
"I understand, message received!" Ephee hummed.
Cloudburst
"I'll show you going postal," Cloud snorted, slapping a stamp on Karl's ass before forcing him head first into a mailbox.
Olive Drab
I love meeting a fellow mailbox kink fan!
Carmine Gumshoe
“I’ll follow your instructions to the letter.” Carmine then held his hooves up and stood on his hinds. Now would be the perfect opportunity to take the shot.
Karlheinz
Karl eyed the stallion. "What are you doing?"
Inigo
"Wouldn't it be taloning packages?"
Karlheinz
"Listen, don't push it."
Inigo
"I'll do what I want, messenger pigeon."
Karlheinz
Karl placed a talon over his own face and let out a sigh, massaging the bridge of his beak.
Inigo
Inigo merely snickered, titlting his head aside and looking to the birb with a smile.
Karlheinz
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
My personal nightmare
Antique FourHooves
“Bad birb” *wacks with a newspaper*
Inkwelt
lmao
Pizzamovies
This is a Christmas Miracle lol
Karlheinz
Oh yes, it's that time of year.
Beau Sneer
I found dinner :)
Karlheinz
"Mm, no. No..."
Vanil
Do you want the rifle, knife or my personal recommendation: the M9 flamethrower?
Bright Brave
Maybe the best griphon on the site.
Karlheinz
"Chicken tenders."
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Silver Bullet
“Drumsticks.”
Karlheinz
Karl licked his beak.
Silver Bullet
Silver felt unsafe.
Karlheinz
"...What. I don't eat ponies."
Silver Bullet
“Yeah but cannibalism.”
Amity Guard
chimkin tendies
Bright Brave
Chicken breasts~<3
Fruit Face
"Hello, Chicken Tenders, I am Fruit Face!"
Vy Thresh
Yum~ gimme!
Dally
Why would you say something so controversial, yet so brave?
Yami Crosshide
chimken temdews
Karlheinz
Karl shares his surplus value.
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Bright Brave
Oh thank goodness.
Jade courage
Griffon eh? Where from the empire? Aquilla, lombardy? Or the colony northeast of yakistan
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Karlheinz
"Northeast." Karlheinz replied succinctly, turning to meet the pony. "Small village in the hills."
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