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Karlheinz

Karlheinz

Male. Lives in  Equestria. Born on July 21, 1993
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Karl shares his surplus value.
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Bright Brave
Oh thank goodness.
Like October 8, 2020
Karlheinz
Karl was a mess. He had flown uncountable miles, evaded capture, nearly escaped danger time and time again, all to deliver this parcel that he had been hand picked to deliver expeditiously. Breathless... View More
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Hex
"You forgot the diet Dr. Kelp!"
Like October 1, 2020
Vanil
//F. A real planet express moment right here
Like October 1, 2020
Karlheinz
I fuckin love Futurama.
Like October 1, 2020
Baron Redpath
Baron offers him a ride back in a tank
Like October 1, 2020
Karlheinz
How can he say no?
Like October 1, 2020
Karlheinz
"When the union's inspiration through the worker's blood shall run, there can be no power greater anywhere beneath the sun. Yet what force on earth is weaker than the feeble strength of one, but the u... View More
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Branwen
"Sounds like some communist propaganda to me!"
Like September 29, 2020
Ice Wisp
Sus
Like September 29, 2020
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Making a few changes to Karl. He's going to keep his arcane interests and limited abilities, but he will mainly be a courier! He specializes in delivering messages in haste using high altitude flight.
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Dragonfly
FUCK
Like June 29, 2020
Dragonfly
Wait, Dragonfly has an intergalactic delivery company. Nevermind.
Like June 29, 2020
Antique FourHooves
*Narrows eyes at Karl* I hope that doesn’t mean I’m out of a job.
Like June 29, 2020
Karlheinz
"Depends. How fast can you fly?"
Like June 29, 2020
Antique FourHooves
*clear throat and points a hoof at his horn*
Like June 29, 2020
Karlheinz
"How...How far can you teleport?"
Like June 29, 2020
Antique FourHooves
“As Long as I can picture my surroundings....So basically between my homes in Canterlot,Trottingham and Ponyville.”
Like June 29, 2020
Karlheinz
"...Huh."
Like June 29, 2020
Antique FourHooves
“The Trottingham teleports do require a lot more magic than the other two teleport destinations though”
Like June 29, 2020
Karlheinz
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Art for an old DnD style campaign I had Karl in. He was a sharpshooter. Post Apoc. Art by ya boy ... Well, you know who did it.
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Minsa Rousain
Sugoi!!
Like May 4, 2020
Cally Ber
That's really nice
Like May 4, 2020
Karlheinz
You need to set a Karl trap. What do you use as bait?
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Ice Wisp
Ice is the bait.
Like April 29, 2020
Karlheinz
Karl did his best to distance himself from the unicorn.
Like April 29, 2020
Ice Wisp
Ice sobs and goes to the ol rope store.
Like April 29, 2020
Ballista Trench
I took the commissar.
Like April 29, 2020
Karlheinz
Karl wouldn't care!
Like April 29, 2020
Livulah
Need to set a trap huh? well thats gonna be a pain in the ass to do.
Like April 29, 2020
Spirit Weaver
Spirit was bait for the trap but she was better than ice because she did a POSE
Like April 29, 2020
Karlheinz
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"These guys are fucking hacking."
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Dream Vezpyre
Lzzzzzzzzzz
Like April 3, 2020
Bright Brave
Least he's playing Xbox.
Like April 4, 2020
Leon
DarkSydeKarl
Like April 4, 2020
Karlheinz
Karl glided low over the town, humming and singing idly. "♫ United forever, in friendship and labor, our mighty republics will ever endure...♪"
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Karlheinz
Karl pealed a banana, set it on the ground, then proceeded to step on it with his hind paw. "Is this want you want, you sick freaks?"
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N/
"I think you're projecting."
Like February 29, 2020
Karlheinz
"AM I?"
Like February 29, 2020
N/
"YES, YOU WANT PONIES TO LIKE YOUR PAWS."
Like February 29, 2020
Karlheinz
"I think you're projecting."
Like February 29, 2020
Bright Brave
You're the freak here.
Like February 29, 2020
Carmen Gumshoe
“I— I just asked if you had a banana... I didn’t mention stepping on it.”
Like February 29, 2020
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Carmen Gumshoe
“MY POTASSIUM IS LOW, WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?!”
Like February 29, 2020
Bright Brave
The war horse offered gummy vuatam8ns
Like February 29, 2020
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
"Oh my god Carmine, you can't just ask if someone has a banana"
Like February 29, 2020
Dank Pony Child
ITS PEANUT BUTTAH JELLY TEIM
Like February 29, 2020
Karlheinz
"Most ponies have a paw fetish."
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N/
"I can give myself paws though."
Like February 29, 2020
Karlheinz
"You're not a pony."
Like February 29, 2020
Olive Drab
Racist
Like February 29, 2020
Ice Wisp
"Projection..."
Like February 29, 2020
Dream Vezpyre
I'll put you in a projection
Like February 29, 2020 Edited
Ice Wisp
Noo...
Like February 29, 2020
Dream Vezpyre
*picks you up by the scruff and steals away*
Like February 29, 2020
Baron Redpath
"Yeaaaaa no thanks"
Like February 29, 2020
Icy Creation
Icy tilted her head in joking confusion, before replying, "They do? I've never seen one that had paws, how could they have something of them?" in her happy but calm tone, her wings almost flapping in a way that resembled silent laughter, somehow. A little blizzard forming around them.
Like February 29, 2020
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