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Ghostbit
//Ghosts Admin here: Wanted to know What Ya'll Think a Mlp Style Song for Ghost would be ?
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Astro Blitz
*Astro would be chased by an angry mob, complete with torches and pitchforks. They even had spears and ropes. They were chasing him with hatred in their eyes. Astro was merely ahead by 7.8 meters. He ... View More
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Bright Brave
BriBra threw a spear as well.
Like July 12, 2025
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5/13
Astro Blitz
Fine, Just don't make me fight him. *He would step away.*
Like July 14, 2025
Chase
Nope sorry bro your actions have consequences.
Like July 14, 2025
Astro Blitz
All I did was bring up the property values of the homes in the area, while also lowering the property taxes.
Like July 14, 2025
Chase
STOP HOMES ALREADY COST TOO MUCH
Like July 14, 2025
Astro Blitz
I'm trying to lower the prices of housing market. I'm doing my best...
Like July 15, 2025
Shifter Burnside
Why you here
Like July 13, 2025
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5/9
Astro Blitz
I know. I think they are just upset that I did it.
Like July 15, 2025
Shifter Burnside
Who are they tho
Like Yesterday, 4:16 am
Astro Blitz
The current homeowners and residents.
Like 22 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
Thats a good thing for them then
Like 11 hours ago
Astro Blitz
Yes.
Like 4 hours ago
Tality
Tality slowly licks Astro from his hoof all way up to his chin. "Alright, you're clear. Here, have a magic shotgun filled with bean bag rounds. Happy huntin!"
Like July 14, 2025
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5/7
Astro Blitz
Cinnamon gum? You can tell! *He would smile.* I use natural cinnamon oils for my soap. It helps me smell nice, and keeps fleas and ticks off of me for a week after every soak. I haven't had any since I used it. It way better than when I used Lavender and Eucalyptus oils. Eucalyptus is extremely flam... View More
Like July 14, 2025
Tality
Oh! I mean oil kind of is generally flammable, but I didn't know! Another reason why koalas are cursed, I guess. *She glances out at the mob.* So uhh ... about that.
Like July 14, 2025 Edited
Astro Blitz
Oh, I accidently raise the property values of the homes here, yet also lower the property taxes of this area. I think they are mad that I did it in the matter of hours. *Astro would stick his tongue out.* I don't like the koala. They are far too stupid to exist, yet they persist in nature.
Like July 15, 2025
Tality
Well yeah. Screwing with property values has a whole host of consequences. Mostly market speculators start getting real interested. It increases the odds of further development, the attractiveness of the area, gentrification, it's not a pure good. Money is not everything, in fact, it destroys everyt... View More
Like July 15, 2025
Astro Blitz
*Astro blinked.* I just wanted to put a public park in the area for the foals to play at in the summer.
Like Yesterday, 5:41 pm
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I would be in my Oraxia warframe. I would toss down a couple of web bombs through Webbed Embrace.* Done. Now go! I'll hold them off!
Like July 14, 2025
Astro Blitz
You didn't kill them, did you?
Like July 14, 2025
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Nah, just held them in place.
Like July 14, 2025
Astro Blitz
I don't want to hurt ponies.
Like July 14, 2025
Astro Blitz
*You would find Astro at a protest, to "Tax the Rich". Yet it was more surprising, since you know that Astro was rich. Quite literally stupidly rich. Then again, you recall Astro saying that he paid h... View More
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Shifter Burnside
Wha- oh yeah he does ok
Like July 4, 2025
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5/13
Astro Blitz
*Astro was stupidly rich.*
Like July 15, 2025
Shifter Burnside
Dafuq
Like Yesterday, 4:13 am
Astro Blitz
*Well, he is. He is just too wholesome, so only good things come rom his money.*
Like 22 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
Wow
Like 11 hours ago
Astro Blitz
*Yes.*
Like 4 hours ago
Astro Blitz
*You would see Astro standing in front an abandoned mall, with a demo crew. He was even wearing a hard hat on his head. He had small set-ups for random ponies to get in on the fun of destroying the pl... View More
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Shifter Burnside
*calls a object-nuke on the place, set to destroy ONLY the building*
Like July 14, 2025
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5/7
Astro Blitz
What? Do you want to sign the consent form?
Like July 15, 2025
Shifter Burnside
*reads the form*
Like Yesterday, 4:12 am
Astro Blitz
*The form was a long list of legal things, for medical protection and limitations. As well limits on what tools and gadgets could be used for the demo event.*
Like 22 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
*What tools*
Like 11 hours ago
Astro Blitz
*Astro would point to hammers, battering rams, shovels, axes, crowbars, saws, brooms, trash cans, bulldovers, fork lift, and other demo tools.* *The more dangerous stuff, like dynamite, fuses, flame throwers, and for some reasons a literal blockbuster was placed in a fence to be used for the last r... View More
Like 4 hours ago
Nar Yakushi
Waking up to an 8 foot tall black dragon knocking on his front door was not how Nar had expected his day to start today. Especially not one who SHOULD be in Vanhoover with his band. "You know dude, ... View More
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I would fade into existence.* I'm old! *I would fade out of existence.* #rp
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Marvel Gleam
Was that you Gerson? … I must be hearing things…
Like Yesterday, 12:46 pm
Princess Toriel
I have a friend named gerson. He's funny .
Like Yesterday, 3:44 pm
Marvel Gleam
He’s wise too.
Like 20 hours ago
Princess Toriel
He is?
Like 17 hours ago
Marvel Gleam
My Gerson is.
Like 11 hours ago
Princess Toriel
Okay
Like 5 hours ago
Witherwind Destrier & Varnish Destrier
A random foal appears in front of you, it seems she's tracking something with her scent ; she's down low, sniffing the ground like an aquatic bloodhound looking for the Titanic. She then spots you a... View More
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Ramirez
Looking down, the changeling would tilt her head at this peculiar filly that spawned out of nowhere. "Where did you come from? Where are your parents?" She asked.
Like Yesterday, 1:26 pm
Astro Blitz
*Astro would look at the foal. Craning his head down.* Hello, do you really have rabies?
Like 20 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
Shift would have a 'huh?' kind of expression, and he draws his .357 Magnum. (Dont ask how, he just -can-)
Like 10 hours ago
Nar Yakushi
//I have dozens of ideas for posts, but ADHD has prevented me from posting practically all of them. Imagine I've written a long, storyline post here.
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Chase
I feel this. Although with me its less ADHD preventing me and more me having no clue what to do combined with all my attempts at RPs with direction completely falling flat.
Like 10 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Yup. Feel that there.
Like 10 hours ago
Hawk
shared a photo
My headcannon and you'll never convince me this isn't true. Don't @ me.
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Ramirez
The pegasus of canterlot have a lot to explain!
Like Yesterday, 4:06 pm
Comp
It's true
Like Yesterday, 4:07 pm
Chase
pegasussybaka
Like Yesterday, 4:14 pm
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5/7
Hawk
Joke's on you, I love the taste of mace on my eggs in the morning
Like 21 hours ago
Chase
Don't make me summon the frozen one.
Like 21 hours ago
Hawk
No don't, she already just non-consensually renewed *The Contract*
Like 21 hours ago
Chase
Suffer.
Like 21 hours ago
Hawk
Like 21 hours ago
Unibrew Press
They think they're all that with their fancy wings, I swear brah Oh and don't even get me started on unicorns
Like Yesterday, 4:22 pm
Hawk
Pegasi and unicorns can't grow proper coffee beans to save their life. Earth pony coffee is the best, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
Like Yesterday, 4:34 pm
Unibrew Press
I'm more of a tea kinda fella but yeah, point still stands
Like Yesterday, 4:44 pm
Bright Brave
Earth pony are always the best.
Like 21 hours ago
Iridescent_Edge
:laugh:This cracked me up. Especially "That Face."
Like 21 hours ago
Yearling Writer
Can confirm this is how pegasi flirt
Like 21 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
I no thanj you
Like 10 hours ago
Comp
Roll call: Where's my Everfree Northwest 2025 squad at?
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Bright Brave
Like 23 hours ago
Pepper Snap
I wish!!!
Like 23 hours ago
Ghostbit
RAAAAHHH, I wanna Go but wish it was in my state :c
Like 23 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
Uh
Like 10 hours ago
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