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Meino Mysticforger
O Captain! My Captain!
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Iridescent_Edge
The war is won... Something something... But on the porch lies my captain, cold and dead.
Like March 18, 2026 Edited
Meino Mysticforger
Something like that. I honestly thought about that one episode of Family Guy when I wrote this. Where Brian was a substitute teacher, and they were referencing that one movie I have not seen yet. You may not have seen it, but it stuck with me since.
Like March 18, 2026
Iridescent_Edge
I was thinking of the poem "O Captain! My Captain," by Walt Whitman. I once read it in English class.
Like March 18, 2026
Belle Blossom
how I live and serve under your command,
Like 18 hours ago
Belle Blossom
you lead your men to glory with a firm and steady hand
Like 9 hours ago
Andromeda Flemish
Flem Stared at [Oc name here] Looking like She was about to Cry, What did you do!? Uh oh... Flem began to Raise one of her Back hooves up and... Gasp!, Thumped!, Now She was gonna occasionally Thump h... View More
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Aux "Batty" Cord
"uuuuh it wasn't meee?" aux says grinning before sliding an energy drink can at the child, "all good?"
Like 10 hours ago
Andromeda Flemish
The Adult mare Thumped once again, Pouting even more at this point! Also Last time she had a Energy drink, She had to go to the hospital for "Too much energy" The Doctor told her.
Like 9 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would pop his head out of the floorboards of your home. Nitroxus was slightly dazed from the sudden breach.* Hey! Why do you have termites forming under here? They bite so much! *Nitroxus wo... View More
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Dr. Oddeus Reiner
"Oh, no! That's my underground colony of red ants! I feed them weiners and bananas." Oddeus haphazardly laughs as he puts sausages in the floorboards.
Like March 16, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would pull himself out of the floor, annoyed.* Why would try to feed them, as I try climb out?
Like March 16, 2026
Dr. Oddeus Reiner
"Oh! Uhm... Well, I figured they could like... Eat you... If that's cool. That would be cool, yeah?" Odd raised a brow.
Like March 17, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
No, that would not be cool! Stop trying that! I don't want to be eaten!
Like March 17, 2026
Dr. Oddeus Reiner
"Maybe... Become an ant yourself? Perhaps I will then help you from the sink hole you're in."
Like 10 hours ago
Yami Crosshide
oh hi friend, this isnt my house *he smiles cheerfully*
Like March 16, 2026
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Yami Crosshide
they are a type of meat..crunchy and goey but like a meaty candy
Like Yesterday, 11:57 pm
Nitroxus Soulspins
Ugh. Well, if you want, you can jump in there.
Like 14 hours ago
Yami Crosshide
*he immediately jumps in head first*
Like 12 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
I didn't mean it literally. Okay.
Like 11 hours ago
Yami Crosshide
*he is now stuck upside down*
Like 11 hours ago
Brady Thunderfoot
Oh no you don't! Get back in there and do something about the termites! -Takes a plunger to him.-
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Nitroxus Soulspins
No, gravity would make the flames goes downward. Which is the flour at play. Such an interesting thing.
Like Yesterday, 9:50 pm
Brady Thunderfoot
.....is that how air works though? Cause, you.....oxygen fuels fire?
Like 21 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
In most cases. Yet due to the flour being on fire, its heavier than air. Meaning it will bring the flames back to the ground...Well after a small explosion...
Like 14 hours ago
Brady Thunderfoot
And burn my fucking wooden floor! What kind of termite exterminator are you!?
Like 14 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
Fine, I will kill them with the chemistry method. I will just use strong formic acid. Poured into the hole, from right above the hole. Formic acid is the very acid that termites uses. Just in a higher concentration. Meaning it will kill the bugs and that's all.
Like 13 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
Silent was sitting on the nearby grey couch, key word being WAS. When Nitroxus popped out the floorboards in front of him, Silent jumped and screamed. " WHAT THE F(BEEP)!??!!? " Upon screaming, he fell backwards, making a thud on the hardwood floor. " Gah! " Silent picked himself up and peered over... View More
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Silent V Dusk
" I don't recall getting black sand.... Was it a metallic container or a large bag? "
Like 14 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
Yes. I didn't open it. I just noticed it.
Like 13 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" So metallic container or bag? "
Like 13 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
In a bag. The metal container is an urn, right? I didn't touch it either.
Like 11 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" If the black sand was in the bag, that's not black sand. That, my friend, is blastpowder. Used in traditional explosives such as dynamite or frags. I do, however, have black sand in the metal containers. Mainly because I just like how it looks on pottery. "
Like 11 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would jump out of your closet. He was currently fighting a puppet pony. It looked like you, only if you were made of felt. Nitroxus was trying to choke it out, with his arm around its neck.*... View More
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
I'll do one better. *I put on my amp and blast the puppet to smithereens using my void powers.*
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5/8
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
You didn't know my sister cooks?
Like 13 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
I knew that. I mean that magical item box!
Like 13 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Oh, my amp? It changes how my void powers are outputted.
Like 13 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
Oh. okay. Odd thing there.
Like 11 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Wanna see me throw out void fire from my hand?
Like 11 hours ago
PB
And yet they don't even know the most complicated stuff nor have to deal with my mother. Oh and they're more flammable than I am i just simply melt around heat while they're more likely to burn.
Like Yesterday, 10:29 pm
Nitroxus Soulspins
If you're going to burn them, can you do it when I'm not holding them? I'm not yet flame retardant.
Like 14 hours ago
PB
How about this toss them in the flaming bucket beside me. I also got the windows open too. Oh and I got a fire extinguisher nearby too.
Like 11 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
*lights it on fire*
Like Yesterday, 1:32 am
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would let go instantly.* What the hey? I almost was on fire.
Like 14 hours ago
The Mimikin
Mimi would’ve gave the puppet a single look…and slowly it’s body began to slide off, As it was cut but a invisible force, Just what was it !? Well Mimi wqs made to be a weapon with precision in mind.
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The Mimikin
"...Then I Missed." Mimi Replied, Staring at The Other Green pony.
Like 14 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
Wait what? Were you aiming at me?
Like 13 hours ago
The Mimikin
"...." Mimi remained Quiet, and just stared at Nitro.
Like 13 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
You were aiming at me? Why?
Like 11 hours ago
The Mimikin
"...Easiest Option."
Like 11 hours ago
Aux "Batty" Cord
"How the huh?" aux shifts Thier wing into a hand and grabs the thing by the scruff, holding it above nitroxas as it thrashes. "what is this thing?" they chuckle slightly as the thing flails snapping it's plastic jaw rapidly, "its kinda funny."
Like 18 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would look at the pony.* Um, Aux, its a puppet monster. It wants to take over your life. How are you finding joy in this?
Like 14 hours ago
Aux "Batty" Cord
"ah, prey drive probably." Aux says, Their eyes glinting slightly, " so what now? do ya got a special cage for it? oooor do ya just burn the thing?" aux grimaced that he thought of fire, " oooh maybe it's got a mind in it, let's cut it open!" they dig in a bag with one of their paws retrieving a wic... View More
Like 10 hours ago
Soliana Flare
*she'd immediately burn it to a crisp*
Like 17 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
Holy Jumping Solar Princesses! You almost burned me. *He would jump back from the smoking ashes.* So fast too.
Like 14 hours ago
Soliana Flare
I didn't like that it was copying me.
Like 13 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
I understand. Yet you almost cooked me up too.
Like 11 hours ago
Soliana Flare
Oh um sorry about that.
Like 11 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
Silent just stood there. After a few moments, he sighed as if this were a daily occurrence. " I don't, but I have a better way of killing it. And no, it does not involve fire. Probably still want to let go of it though. "
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Silent V Dusk
" Thank you. " Silent then jumped on top of it, and kept its head to the ground with one hoof while it impaled the things with his horn. A deafening shriek emitted from it, a dingy yellow liquid came out of the stab wound. Then Silent's horn began to turn pitch-black, as if it were absorbing the lig... View More
Like 13 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
Um.. Well that is all for this area. Since there were just 8 in this area. I already got the other other 7. They move fast...
Like 12 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" Clearly. Now, can we burn it? Half of me doesn't trust it's really dead. " After Silent had finished talking, he began grunting and panting from pain. Blood was still running from his wound. Chances were, he couldn't walk on it without risking further damage.
Like 12 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
Can I at least tend to your wound? As for the others, I already dealt with them. Its felt, just had to unravel it. Took a while though.
Like 11 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
Silent bit his lip a moment. " Alright. Won't get better if I just leave it, like how I usually do until I have the time to do so. "
Like 11 hours ago
Nar Yakushi
Nar's second favorite pastime is rollerblading. His first is annoying his sister. #rp
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Parley
Combine both.
Like 17 hours ago
Nar Yakushi
He used to, but she's grown wise, and won't go to the roller rink with him anymore.
Like 16 hours ago
Andromeda Flemish
Flem was currently struggling to Rollerblade, Looking like she was running on ice like a Cat...and slammed into a bench.
Like 16 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
You have a sister? Also, I would love to rollerblade with ya.
Like 15 hours ago
Nar Yakushi
//Wait, did you seriously not know Nar has a sister? 2 actually. I feature Asuka in many of Nar's posts, and vice versa.
Like 14 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
//I thought they were cousins honestly.
Like 13 hours ago
Nar Yakushi
//They were in an older version of the characters, but in their current renditions, Nar was adopted by Asuka’s parents two years before she was born. Technically, his mother is actually his aunt.
Like 13 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
//Aw, that both wholesome and sad. So they are still cousins genetically, yet socially siblings.
Like 13 hours ago
Aux "Batty" Cord
"I love [BEEP]ing rollerblading!" aux shouts, Their face beams with a smile that is 100% not theirs, and clutching a set of rollerblades that have a 20% chance of being Theirs.
Like 10 hours ago
Maxh Vezpyre
Maxh observes his changeling customers, they want tea, fruity tea and hugs. Those hugs leaves them fatter for some reason and him a bit winded. "Phew they do pay nicely in gems" Some are AMONGUS alr... View More
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Vanil
Codeword spoken. Sleeper activation confirmed. Time to drop on the floor, convulse, and dematerialize.
Like 11 hours ago
Maxh Vezpyre
"What the hell was that."
Like 10 hours ago
Meino Mysticforger
Excited for tomorrow! Gonna be epic.
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Branwen
What's tomorrow?
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Meino Mysticforger
Got a hockey game too, pretty fun.
Like 11 hours ago
Branwen
Ayyy, go Red Wings! :D
Like 11 hours ago
Meino Mysticforger
Nice! GO, TEAM, GO! I hope my team wins again, last game was golden.
Like 11 hours ago
Branwen
What's your team? :D
Like 11 hours ago
Meino Mysticforger
The Mammoth!
Like 11 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
Usually, I would start threads like this off with an idea or quote that aligns with the overall message of my text. But there are no words to describe the amount of gratitude and appreciation I have f... View More
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Parley
shared a photo
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Flash Wilson
That’s litterally me!
Like Yesterday, 7:08 am
Parley
horse
Like 23 hours ago
Vanil
Doesn't look horse enough
Like 11 hours ago
Bubblegum
shkjhsk hey you, go drink water!! remember to take any meds you're supposed to. eat food. take good care of yourself pretty please <3
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Ghostbit
Lake has been Drank, Meds been taken, Carrots and Stolen cake hab been eaten
Like 12 hours ago
Bubblegum
excellent, I'm very proud of you. you may resume other activities c:
Like 12 hours ago
Ghostbit
I Shal continue to Steal a Single sock from folk, And also tilt photo's a inch to the left :3
Like 12 hours ago
Spirit Weaver
i have only consumed chicken and rootbeer today.
Like 11 hours ago
Bubblegum
does pretty please mean nothing to you :c
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