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Torch Wicker Lighte
Torch's cat, Jangles, eats a mysterious mushroom lying around in her living room. "Wait, Torch-- What the FUCK JANGLES STOP--" "I am now unlocked," says the cat. "THIS IS WHERE IT BEGIIIIIINS," says t... View More
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Torch, what the fu-
Like 6 hours ago
Torch Wicker Lighte
"I shall speak for her," says Jangles in an ungodly deep voice. "She is currently experiencing a psychotic event. She is hallucinating me Speaking purrrrr mrrp. She has taken too many mushrooms, with her cat, who is about to experience a seizure." Torch starts sezzzzzzzzzzzzz
Like 6 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
...Riiight... I'm just going to... close the door now. *I would slowly close the door.*
Like 6 hours ago
Asuka Yakushi
“We used to call doing stuff like that ‘doing it for the Vine’ a while back. Still just as stupid now as it was back then. Now please lay back down on the stretcher before you make my job harder.” #rp
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Andromeda Flemish
"...Last. Time. I Ever. Roller skate." Flem said, feeling like her whole body was about to break if someone breathed on them.
Like 6 hours ago
Thaumaturgy Whickerbray-Coronet the 2nd
Rhiannon Whickerbray-Coronet V2
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Heart Piece
// I love that cutie mark honestly! Also the body colors and markings are so pretty ;v;
Like 7 hours ago
Thaumaturgy Whickerbray-Coronet the 2nd
Thanks 🗣️🗣️ I figured it's time to give the entire family their redesigns! Thau's family follows a semi natural theme
Like 7 hours ago
Heart Piece
// You're welcome! Oooo, that'll be fun to see! I look forward to seeing them! C:
Like 7 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Got some exciting news for all ya Hellaverse lovers. I'm very excited to announce that Stickman and his crew are going into the depths of hell in the hard reboot for a story arc! The main focus side c... View More
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Poison Rose
Come here Gimme a smooch *she'd giggle*
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
My wife would kill me.
Like 17 hours ago
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5/8
emez
wow
Like 15 hours ago
Poison Rose
Good luck dearie ~ *she'd winks before immediately teleporting away *
Like 14 hours ago
emez
zam well *looks at Skystar* you gonna let her kiss your man?
Like 14 hours ago
Skystar, The Hippogriff Princess
*She would send a torrent of water towards Emez, and then looks straight at Stickman.* How dare you! *She would launch a tsunami at him.*
Like 13 hours ago
emez
HERE I GO BLASTING OFF AGAIN! *team rocket style from the torrent of water*
Like 13 hours ago
Heart Piece
"No."
Like 15 hours ago
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5/9
Poison Rose
I'm not even from Equestria!
Like 13 hours ago
Heart Piece
// She doesn't know that, lmao
Like 13 hours ago
Poison Rose
// she's yelling at her as she leaves.
Like 12 hours ago
Heart Piece
// I figured that was the case, I just doubt she'd give a response at that point since she's already leaving xD
Like 12 hours ago
Poison Rose
// I figured her saying that would be funny xD
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Belle Blossom
"I mean..." Belle looks around, "now? Here?"
Like 13 hours ago
Poison Rose
Why not?
Like 12 hours ago
Belle Blossom
"well its kinda... public." Belle says, fidgeting with her hooves. "and I've never really kissed anypony before."
Like 11 hours ago
Poison Rose
Perhaps a smooch on the cheek ?
Like 8 hours ago
Brady Thunderfoot
No.
Like 8 hours ago
Poison Rose
No fun...
Like 8 hours ago
Brady Thunderfoot
Only if I get the antidote first.
Like 7 hours ago
Poison Rose
Antidote!? Just because my name is Poison doesn't mean i am literally Poison!
Like 7 hours ago
Ramirez
Seems like a great night to destroy my stomach with 3 taco bell burritos =3
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Vanil
I awake to urge you to go watch Project Hail Mary. It's a great movie. If I have to make a comparison, it would be with The Martian, a movie based on the book by the same author. It's a better "The Ma... View More
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Kadai Montanya
:0
Like March 29, 2026
Artistique
I very much want to see that movie! Hubby and I saw the preview for it when we went to see Demon Slayer Infinity Castle (Which was phenomenal btw!)
Like March 29, 2026
Vanil
Hi, Haven't-kept-up-with-anime here. That movie was ass, on its own. I could forgive that every fight has a flashback, even for characters just introduced, but a flashback within a flashback? Definitely for those who have already watched the show, unlike the Chainsaw Man movie, which requires minima... View More
Like March 29, 2026
Jovian
ok
Like March 29, 2026
Vanil
:yay:
Like Yesterday, 6:49 pm
Silent V Dusk
" If you liked it, I may as well give it a shot. Never been big on sci-fi, though. What kinda sci-fi is it? Is it like a Tron Legacy, or more like an Aliens type deal? "
Like March 29, 2026
Vanil
The Martian, which goes without saying that most of the movie is Ryan Gosling as Dr. Ryland Grace, figuring things out in a spaceship.
Like Yesterday, 6:50 pm
Silent V Dusk
" Alright, I'll give it a watch. I'll let you know how I feel about it. Thanks for the recommendation, by the way. "
Like 10 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
//Fine, I will watch it. If it not good Vanil. I will personally blame you. AFTER, I go the Mario movie, in full costume. ((What, I still have my Luigi costume from the last film.))
Like Yesterday, 7:46 pm
Brady Thunderfoot
No.
Like 8 hours ago
Vanil
:blush:
Like 7 hours ago
Princess Toriel
*hugs you* Hi!
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Aux "Batty" Cord
Aux squishes slightly, "Hai!"
Like 13 hours ago
Princess Toriel
Hi ma'am
Like 12 hours ago
Aux "Batty" Cord
"Hello, little one," Aux looks down at the princess, "check this out," and swishes their mouth before looking down at toriel and making a squish motion with Thier paw and pointing at themself.
Like 11 hours ago
Princess Toriel
Oooo
Like 11 hours ago
Aux "Batty" Cord
another mouth forms on the side of Aux's face, "you gotta squish me again in order for it to work!"
Like 11 hours ago
Princess Toriel
Oooh oki
Like 8 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would pull himself out of the ground. He would laugh as he pulled himself from the soil. Once out, he would tow out a large emerald with his tail.* Oh, I'm going to enjoy using this baddie. ... View More
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Yami Crosshide
*the soothing winds of yamis weird void grassland hit nitros face as yami stares at nitro in the ground* how do you keep getting here friend
Like March 16, 2026
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5/16
Yami Crosshide
...but you dont have any..*he is very confused on this concept*
Like March 21, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
Yami. How dense are you? Do you know about the passage of time? I'm prepping their inheritence while I'm alive and before I have kids.
Like March 21, 2026
Yami Crosshide
...hmmm *his eyes start to vibrate rapidly staring at the emerald as if thinking...very...very hard*
Like March 22, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
Yami. What are you doing?
Like March 22, 2026
Yami Crosshide
lookin...*his eyes start getting faster till he perks up and stares at nitro* hmm seems like youll have at least 3 descendants...the emerald is effective. guess your right *he smiles...once again still not good but hes been practicing so instead of eldritch horror...its like hes a emotionless psycho... View More
Like March 24, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
What the heck was that?
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Nitroxus Soulspins
Its all good. I was worried about you standing still.*
Like March 26, 2026
Yami Crosshide
just peering into the future to better understand it.
Like March 28, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
You can see the future? How?
Like Yesterday, 7:50 pm
Yami Crosshide
uh by looking *he gives some sass..as if everyone can do that*
Like 8 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
Yami, I don't think that's how sight is supposed to work.
Like 8 hours ago
Meino Mysticforger
"Free golden carrots, anypony?" #rp
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Vanil
"Pass. I need carats so I can bet on my favorite horsegirl. No, it's not a problem.
Like March 28, 2026
Meino Mysticforger
"You can't bet with golden carrots? What a shame!"
Like March 29, 2026
Maxh Vezpyre
"Yeah but how did you made it golden, tell me the secrets"
Like March 28, 2026
Meino Mysticforger
"Well...it's definitely NOT paint. I'll say that much." Meino kicked the paint can that was behind him into nearby bushes.
Like March 29, 2026
Luminosity
"Hmmmm Golden Carrots" Inspects them, before walking around the corner to put on a fake badge, coming back to the stand, "health and safety. Im gonna need examine one of these."
Like March 29, 2026
Meino Mysticforger
"Uhhh, okay...examine away." Meino used his magic to levitate a carrot to Luminosity. "They are free, so you can keep that one." He chuckled softly and watched on.
Like March 29, 2026
Luminosity
She took hold of the carrot with her wing and looked closely, "Hmmmm.. what do you grow with to give them such a metallic sheen?"
Like March 29, 2026
Meino Mysticforger
"Ah, that is a good question!" He pulled out a book from his satchel with his magic and tapped the cover of it. "I found a spell that can give anything a metallic appearance. Like I can turn a wooden cup into a silver one and so on. Of course, it doesn't make an item into metal; it only makes it loo... View More
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Dr. Norman Reiner
"..." Norman would squint and shake his head. "Please tell me you're aren't eating gold."
Like March 29, 2026
Meino Mysticforger
"Do I eat gold, personally? No. Do I encourage others to eat gold? That would also be a no...for legal reasons." Meino held out a carrot and gently tapped it against his horn a few times, showing how solid it was. "Although you can cover food in edible gold leaf and go about it that way. Be all fanc... View More
Like March 29, 2026
Dr. Norman Reiner
Last week a tweaker was selling 'golden' paper clips. Now he's getting golden carrot tweaker. Great. "Aside from the obvious joke here, quit scamming on my streets!" Norm pointed.
Like March 29, 2026
Meino Mysticforger
"I am not scamming anyone. I have gained nothing from this other than a good laugh and some attention. As you said, this is just a joke. A prank, even, which I believe is no different than what others pull on a daily basis." Meino flipped the carrot around in his hoof for a while, fiddling with it s... View More
Like Yesterday, 10:28 pm
Dr. Norman Reiner
Norman would cross his arms and gave a look of a very disappointed dad. "And what if someone eats the obvious joke as you put it? Have you considered that?"
Like 18 hours ago
Meino Mysticforger
"These are just carrots covered in food dye, so there would be no harm done there. As I said earlier, I am not encouraging others to eat gold or anything else that falls outside the spectrum of food." Meino bit off the tip of the carrot in his hoof and made light, happy chewing sounds as he munched ... View More
Like 15 hours ago
Blackstone Edge
I highly doubt these are real...
Like March 29, 2026
Meino Mysticforger
"That is a fair assumption, but every doubt is a cost of chance." Meino waved around a carrot and chuckled. "You never know if you don't try something."
Like March 29, 2026
Blackstone Edge
*she'd poke the carrot which would instantly rot.* if it was actually gold my power wouldn't be effective...
Like March 29, 2026
Meino Mysticforger
"Well, I suppose you caught me. Yes, these aren't made of real gold." Meino stared at the rotten carrot for a moment, intrigued by how that came to be. "You can deteriorate food? Interesting..."
Like Yesterday, 10:22 pm
Blackstone Edge
I can make anything age rapidly as Age is a way to "die". I can even choose how that being dies either slowly or quickly or even instantly like I demonstrated.
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Nitroxus Soulspins
What's the price?
Like Yesterday, 7:46 pm
Meino Mysticforger
"Free, that is the price."
Like Yesterday, 10:18 pm
Nitroxus Soulspins
Okay? I'll take 1.
Like 8 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
*has a shulker chest full of stacks of enchanted golden apples for no reason whatsoever*
Like 22 hours ago
Snow Storm
“Aw, heck yeah! Gimme that! I’m so hungry—“ cronch, “Mm! Who grew these?”
Like 19 hours ago
Meino Mysticforger
"Oh, I did. Got a little garden full of them, hehe." Meino took out another carrot from a sack that held a bunch and started munching on it.
Like 15 hours ago
Snow Storm
"WOAH! They are super tasty."
Like 12 hours ago
Brady Thunderfoot
No.
Like 8 hours ago
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