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Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would place a bucket worth of crabs into your bed. As for why, you dared to smile in his direction. For that, he had to make you pay.* You don't get to show genuine joy in my presence! *He ... View More
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Princess Silky ❤️
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin replaced all the peanut butter for cinnamon butter. He was doing a light crime for today, he was tired.* Who shoots a criminal for trying to help them lose some weight? #rp
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Shifter Burnside
me *spins up minigun*
Like 19 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
Try it again! Those bullets won't work on me again.
Like 3 hours ago
Iridescent_Edge
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I call this creature a “Lightmare.”
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Aux "Batty" Cord
"OOOh you gota get me one of thier bodies, do they have bones?"
Like 10 hours ago
Iridescent_Edge
No.
Like 10 hours ago
Aux "Batty" Cord
"no to the body ior no to the bonessss?'
Like 10 hours ago
Iridescent_Edge
They don't actually live in the physical realm.
Like 6 hours ago
Aux "Batty" Cord
"dang"
Like 3 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would have paved all the roads, sidewalks, and all public walking zones. There was 1 problem though. He place microscopic Lego bricks, sharp microplastics and loose nettles. Causing everypon... View More
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Aux "Batty" Cord
Aux puts on THE IRON HOOVES, and simply walks, crunching through the freshly paved roads.
Like April 8, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
You ruined this. I was having fun with this, and you ruined it.
Like April 8, 2026
Aux "Batty" Cord
"its just my purpose, also i wana know how are you controlling his body so perfectly?" AU crunches through the asphalt scattering stinnging shards over the ground. "are you like some shadow version of him? or is it you are a virus splicing your code with his or what?"
Like 10 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
What you talking about? This is my body.
Like 4 hours ago
Blackstone Edge
My Queen requests your presence. Come with me...
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
What for? *I adjust my shades.*
Like March 20, 2026
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Sounds good.
Like March 24, 2026
Blackstone Edge
*she would teleport them both to the throne room, a very pleased looking Queen Penumbra would be sitting on her throne once they got there. *
Like March 24, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
We were successful in taking care of the pesky ghosts in the wraith ring.
Like March 24, 2026
Blackstone Edge
[Queen Penumbra]: yess that's wonderful news. You've passed my little test "hero". Blackstone send him to the "Above". (Blackstone): of course my Queen. *she would return stickman home*
Like March 25, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
...Alright. *I go back to what I was doing, but not before returning Luigi's vacuum.*
Like March 25, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" Just one question before I do. Should I expect a chance of death, mangling, or any other sort of bodily harm? "
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Silent V Dusk
Silent put a hoof to his face, and sighed. Then muttered to himself for a moment. Before swiftly introducing himself. “ Hello, I am Silent Dusk. And you’d be Fortuna, I trust? “ As he spoke, he took out a quil made from the rare feathers of a Dire Hawk.
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Blackstone Edge
[Fortuna]: Indeed! Oh and don't worry about registration, your with The Right Hoof Mare of the Queen herself so everything is fine. No worries have as much fun as you like. Right Lady Lost.... [Lost Punzline]: Fortuna! Don't go telling people my secret ya dunce!! [Fortuna]: oh um right.
Like 13 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
Silent raised an eyebrow as he put away the quil. " I won't pry, but I am curious. What could be so damn important that you want to keep it a secret? Oh, and thanks for not making me sign anything, my friend. "
Like 13 hours ago
Blackstone Edge
*Lost would sigh* [Lost Punzline]: ok look I'm basically the Boss of the Seven Demonic Alicorns second only to the Queen herself. Even the Four Demonic Alicorns of War, Death, Pestilence and Famine know who I am. I try ta keep it secret Cuz I don't want no one knowing I ain't as lazy as I appear. ... View More
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Silent V Dusk
" Fair enough. My lips are sealed. "
Like 8 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
Okay, can I at least know how far the travel is going to be? As well, do you provide travel pay?
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Suxortin Snipslous
Woah, you're a loud one. Glad to see your excitement. Oh, we are halfway around the castle now. You can speed up friend.
Like April 8, 2026
Blackstone Edge
*Cerberus would pick up the pace, barking happily as it does*
Like April 9, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*Nitroxus would notice the beast was now outpacing him.* Wait a sec....you're getting a bit fast now
Like Yesterday, 8:35 pm
Blackstone Edge
*cerberus would continue at the faster pace*
Like 21 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
Hey, you're going too fast buddy *Nitroxus would barely be able to keep up.*
Like 4 hours ago
Brady Thunderfoot
Do I need to?
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Blackstone Edge
//I answered as the wrong pone ugh. *a golden mare would appear in front of them out of nowhere * [Fortuna]: That's the fun of this this Ring! Play till ya drop! All proceeds go right to me! *she'd giggle mischievously * those that try to cheat get sent to the pits. A little place where they're... View More
Like March 26, 2026
Brady Thunderfoot
Dark.
Like March 29, 2026
Blackstone Edge
Indeed...
Like March 30, 2026
Brady Thunderfoot
....
Like March 30, 2026
Blackstone Edge
[Fortuna]: well do ya wanna give it a whirl? Do ya?
Like March 31, 2026
Brave Charger
*The Knight decided to follows her, wondering, what she wants*
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Blackstone Edge
[Queen Penumbra]: *she'd giggle before immediately sending you home without warning .* There, this place isn't built for "Heroes"...
Like April 7, 2026
Brave Charger
*suddernly was send back, where he came from and looks at her for moment* ´´So why did you called me anyway to your Dimension?´´
Like April 7, 2026
Blackstone Edge
[Queen Penumbra]: to mess with you~ *she'd giggle* I set the whole thing up myself. Now then we're done here.. farewell *she'd giggle again before closing the portal *
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Brave Charger
*He scratch at his Helmet but also shrug. He tried to help but probably was just a small prank from the Queen. At least nothing happend wrong, so it´s fine by him*
Like April 7, 2026
Blackstone Edge
*an angelic version of Lost Punzline would appear before you * [Yuno] : Hello friendo!
Like 9 hours ago
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< Browned leaves fall, birds sing as they start their journey south, and the newly chilled air begins to swell with the scent of pumpkin, it's a beautiful day outside... Nonetheless, the peaceful mor... View More
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Shifter Burnside
"Looks like an industrial area," Shift inspects as he looks through the portal. He then touches it, feeling a stinging senstation. "Owch... must be dark matter. 1 could probably go through this."
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D
Macha responds, "I make them myself!"
Like February 11, 2026
Shifter Burnside
"Cool. Reminds me of Ollivander's Wand Shop... nevermind."
Like February 12, 2026
D
Macha responds, "I'm sure Ollivander is a fine crafter then! What kinds of wands does he make?"
Like February 13, 2026
Shifter Burnside
"All types. Pretty good ones. Very, actually."
Like March 13, 2026
D
Macha responds, "So which would you like?" (here is the sign that listed all the items)
- Hats: ---------------------------------------- Florafox Bonnet (5 Copper Coins) --------
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Suxortin Snipslous
How the bloody heck did aye get here?
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Suxortin Snipslous
A place called Trottingham, in Equestria. Its such a different place, than here.
Like March 13, 2026
D
The slime responds, "I've never heard of either of those, must be far away! How'd you get here?"
Like April 3, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Though a portal.
Like April 3, 2026
D
The slime responds, "A portal? Must be some strong kind of magic, or even better, science!"
Like 7 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
Aye, it could be a blend of both.
Like 4 hours ago
C_||_R
added new music playlist
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Kadai Montanya
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Fighting the darkness holding me Draggin' me to the ground Facing the pain that's controlling me I won't let it keep me down I'll make it through to the other side ... View More
PubbyBrained6
Bruh why do people like gummy sharks?? I just had a bag and broo they tasted like some sort of grass id find in a country meadow. 3/10 not my taste tbh , texture was fun tho
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Ghostbit
… Why do you know what grass tastes like???
Like 10 hours ago
PubbyBrained6
I was a weird kid okay??.
Like 10 hours ago
Ghostbit
I can Stand with that, I used to eat alot if stuff as a kid, one them being the tails of shrimp
Like 9 hours ago
PubbyBrained6
I still eat shrimp tails , idk whats so bad about them?? Mercury or something stored inem?
Like 6 hours ago
Ghostbit
Also used to swallow the unpopped popcorn kernals, Fun fact: Do not do this.
Like 5 hours ago
Aether
they are definitely more fun to look at than eat but I dont think I would describe it as grass. And thats coming from someone that pretended to be a horse as a kid, and ate grass and flowers..
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Artistique
Depends on the brand and, believe it or not, color. The dark blue ones aren't as good as the teal ones. But good luck finding them these days. Lot of candy companies banked on nostalgia and each brand tastes different. :<
Like 8 hours ago
PubbyBrained6
7 select has gotta be the worst then omg
Like 8 hours ago
Artistique
And thats unfortunate D: They're some of the best gummies I remember getting as a kid. Along with peach rings. There was a candy truck that would come by when I lived in Germany and that was when I first got to try them. When we moved back to the US, it was hard finding ones that were just like 'em.
Like 8 hours ago
Vanil
Stay your fingers from typing bad about my boy Haribo. Somehow tasting the same even after everything's gone down.
Like 8 hours ago
PubbyBrained6
It wasn’t even haribo , shit was 7-Select store brand
Like 7 hours ago
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