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Suxortin Snipslous
You did what! *Suxortin would flip an entire tree from the root and into the air. He walked over to robot.* You didn't destroy the data center, like commanded you to do? You had 1 job! Just that job! ... View More
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Pizzamovies
Destroying data centers is a thankless job.
Like April 27, 2026
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5/8
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would roar.* Lie hell they are! I'm more evil than any lowly AI program. I single-hoofly ended an entire nation. I did it overnight! I'm no anti-hero either!
Like April 27, 2026
Chase
I don't know man AI is pretty fricken bad
Like April 27, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
I killed so many ponies, for an insult like that.
Like April 27, 2026
Chase
Thats just me stating facts. Me insulting you would be me saying you look like someone attacked C3P0 with a can of black spray paint and bad life choices.
Like April 27, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
I don't know what this C3P0 is, yet it sounds like a weakling.
Like Yesterday, 8:01 pm
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
No, you're doing it wrong. *I pull out a card and fling it toward the data center. Out pops Thomas, the Thermonuclear Bomb.* Now hit the deck!
Like April 27, 2026
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5/9
Suxortin Snipslous
Why are you doing it?
Like Yesterday, 9:00 pm
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
You wanted it destroyed, so...
Like Yesterday, 9:30 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
'I' wanted it destroyed. As in me, not you! Do you have to ruin my mood every time you see me?
Like Yesterday, 9:35 pm
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
No, not really. Plus, it's destroyed. Did... you want me to rebuild it for you to destroy? *I pull out a card*
Like 5 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
No. You ruined my fun.
Like 4 hours ago
Blackstone Edge
*she'd walk to him poke him once then backs off a bit*
Like 22 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Only a part of his body died. It would then regrow itself.* Did you just try to kill me? You're going to need a lot more power for that to stick.
Like 5 hours ago
Blackstone Edge
Fool... you really think that was all?
Like 5 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Standing still.* Yea, kind of. What is this one of those soul attacks? Won't work on me. No soul for you to touch.
Like 4 hours ago
Kodak S.
I keep forgetting this guy exists too, camera horse he takes pictures
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Vanil
What sort of pictures does he like to take?
Like 9 hours ago
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5/7
Kodak S.
Yknow I was thinking beach photos too, like Bay Area California kind of vibes
Like 8 hours ago
Vanil
Perfect. See you in July/August
Like 7 hours ago
Kodak S.
Chat? CHAT? What does she mean by that?? CHAT
Like 7 hours ago
Vanil
Worry not, for both you and chat will find out by then.
Like 4 hours ago
Kodak S.
HALT
Like 4 hours ago
Polo Fastter
Remember, do not rp with yourself for an event. That is cheating.
4 people like this.
Little Leaf
when you can't get a partner and decide to be a ventriloquist
Like 10 hours ago
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5/6
Fruity Loops
does that work :0
Like 10 hours ago
Little Leaf
it does work i'm stuck with a pinkie pie tulpa screaming at me send help
Like 10 hours ago
Fruity Loops
Oh my god, elite ball knowledge on CA today guys. The pinkie pie tulpa story had me in a chokehold
Like 10 hours ago
Little Leaf
If I didn't know my stuff after so long it'd be disappointing
Like 9 hours ago
Iridescent_Edge
Maybe I should try that sometime.
Like 4 hours ago
Chase
Welp there goes my good mood
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Pepper Snap
Bring it back
Like Yesterday, 8:15 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
What happened?
Like Yesterday, 9:01 pm
Shifter Burnside
you
Like 15 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
Besides me, you moron.
Like 5 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would have leaked to the press, all over your terrible secrets.* There we go, free press for all! #rp
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Shifter Burnside
you too *does the same thing* bye
Like April 24, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*All there was for Suxortin's was that he was yellow. Everywhere.*
Like April 24, 2026
Shifter Burnside
ok
Like April 24, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Why are you staring at me like that? Stop it! I command you to stop staring at me.
Like April 24, 2026
Shifter Burnside
youre naked
Like April 24, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
No I am not.
Like April 25, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
...I mean everyone already knows I sleep with a teddy bear. So its not really a secret.
Like April 25, 2026
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5/11
Suxortin Snipslous
So you're lazy then.
Like April 27, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
No, I do most of the work. He just brings the flowers.
Like April 27, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Not interested.
Like April 27, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I shrug.* You're just trying to dig up dirt on me, good luck on that endeavor. Both me and my sister dont got anything on us.
Like April 27, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*Turns around.* Don't care.
Like April 27, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" No way you got every detail in there. I cover my tracks pretty well. "
Like April 25, 2026
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5/9
Suxortin Snipslous
No, its a clause in the job. I commissioned the press, to do their job. Who said that I wanted that infomation for myself?
Like Yesterday, 8:00 pm
Silent V Dusk
" Wait... " Silent lived up to his namesake for a moment. " ....How in-depth did you tell them to go exactly? "
Like Yesterday, 8:20 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
As deep as they could. Better be worth it. I gave them more than 3 tons of gold.
Like Yesterday, 8:59 pm
Silent V Dusk
Silent had a dead look on his face, fear but not for his dignity. “ …Has the latest issue been released yet? “
Like 19 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
Yes. Been out since the start of the day.
Like 5 hours ago
D
< Browned leaves fall, birds sing as they start their journey south, and the newly chilled air begins to swell with the scent of pumpkin, it's a beautiful day outside... Nonetheless, the peaceful mor... View More
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Shifter Burnside
"Looks like an industrial area," Shift inspects as he looks through the portal. He then touches it, feeling a stinging senstation. "Owch... must be dark matter. 1 could probably go through this."
Like October 15, 2025
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5/72
D
Macha responds, "I make them myself!"
Like February 11, 2026
Shifter Burnside
"Cool. Reminds me of Ollivander's Wand Shop... nevermind."
Like February 12, 2026
D
Macha responds, "I'm sure Ollivander is a fine crafter then! What kinds of wands does he make?"
Like February 13, 2026
Shifter Burnside
"All types. Pretty good ones. Very, actually."
Like March 13, 2026
D
Macha responds, "So which would you like?" (here is the sign that listed all the items)
- Hats: ---------------------------------------- Florafox Bonnet (5 Copper Coins) --------
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Like March 13, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
How the bloody heck did aye get here?
Like November 25, 2025
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5/152
Suxortin Snipslous
Aye have to go back to the school..? Oi fine! Aye go back.
Like April 14, 2026
D
The slime responds "Not much for school? Don't worry, you won't be enrolled, just seek out the head wizard!"
Like April 23, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Bloody Lethe! Aye go back then.
Like April 23, 2026
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<Upon approaching the floating school, you see the shadowy figure (from many comments ago), as it slips around a corner. It seems to be heading the same direction as you.>
Like 9 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Sling would blink.* Ya still slinkin here? What are ya?
Like 5 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
(O:FB 10 Finale; A New Dawn) *Once in the Nexus, it would reveal itself to be a collegation of galaxies as far as the eye can see, with tendrils ... View More
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Jewel, The Blue Bird Pony
We will not let you destroy the Multiverse!
Like 9 hours ago
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5/6
Jewel, The Blue Bird Pony
No one will ever worship you for destroying the Multiverse, now or ever. You have failed. *She would throw some ice spikes at Stishoe. He would slice them, but due to the tumor, he would become more and more weaker.*
Like 9 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
(Stishoe) I... am supposed... to win! I have all these powers! They were gifted to me!! No. You abused them. You overpowered diluted ink sludge. *I would round house kick Stishoe, and he would get flung back and he would melt into a puddle of ink, his shades landing on top of it. I sigh and smile.* ... View More
Like 9 hours ago
Jewel, The Blue Bird Pony
Heh... the Multiverse was almost gone there for a minute... C'mon, let's get everyone back to their respective timelines.
Like 9 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I nod and we turn to leave. The puddle would become active and his sword would pop out of it. It would get flung towards the Nexus. I would hear the sound and turn around.* NO! *The sword would strike the Nexus, shattering it.* (Stishoe) Finally... my mission... is... complete... *The puddle would ... View More
Like 9 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
(*Tongue click* So the crew basically lost)
Like 5 hours ago
Fruity Loops
Rail based transportation Ice Spice: You think you the train? You not even the BART (grrah)
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Autumn Night
BOOOOOOOOOO
Like 7 hours ago
Fruity Loops
And if I crammed you in a traveler’s chest and shipped you half way across the world? What then bat?
Like 7 hours ago
Autumn Night
Best hope that carrier ships hazardous materials AH :P ... Cause I've been exposed to so much radiation, I'm glowing.. please help
Like 7 hours ago
Fruity Loops
Ahaahh fuhhh ellohell My dna is coming apart
Like 7 hours ago
Autumn Night
Oh hell! I've gone unstable! Might got thermonuclear soon! Best clear out!
Like 7 hours ago
Fruity Loops
Sorry but my ligaments have dissolved, I think this is it for us chief It was an honor serving with you
Like 7 hours ago
Andromeda Flemish
Flem Was... Currently in a Swimming pool, Floating in a Rubber duckie ring Floatie, She was just relaxing, Having Experienced a Hangover of Cider, Now Why did the Anxious nerd Mail pony have a Hangove... View More
Fruity Loops
Thank you Poly Voyager 4320, I love you Poly Voyager 4320. Oh my, what excellent battery life you have Poly Voyager 4320. What’s that? Your dongle is $119 dollars to replace? Thank you Poly Voyager ... View More
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Fruity Loops
I haven’t lost it yet, and I don’t intend to, but god help me if it breaks.
Like 14 hours ago
Vanil
*loosens charging port instead* tee-hee
Like 8 hours ago
Fruity Loops
NNNNNNOOOOOOO I DIDNT BUY THE WARRA— explodes and DIES
Like 8 hours ago
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