Torch's cat, Jangles, eats a mysterious mushroom lying around in her living room.
"Wait, Torch-- What the FUCK JANGLES STOP--"
"I am now unlocked," says the cat.
"THIS IS WHERE IT BEGIIIIIINS," says t... View More
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Torch, what the fu-
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"I shall speak for her," says Jangles in an ungodly deep voice.
"She is currently experiencing a psychotic event. She is hallucinating me Speaking purrrrr mrrp. She has taken too many mushrooms, with her cat, who is about to experience a seizure."
Torch starts sezzzzzzzzzzzzz
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...Riiight... I'm just going to... close the door now. *I would slowly close the door.*
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“We used to call doing stuff like that ‘doing it for the Vine’ a while back. Still just as stupid now as it was back then. Now please lay back down on the stretcher before you make my job harder.” #rp
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"...Last. Time. I Ever. Roller skate." Flem said, feeling like her whole body was about to break if someone breathed on them.
Rhiannon Whickerbray-Coronet V2
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// I love that cutie mark honestly! Also the body colors and markings are so pretty ;v;
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Thanks 🗣️🗣️ I figured it's time to give the entire family their redesigns! Thau's family follows a semi natural theme
// You're welcome!
Oooo, that'll be fun to see! I look forward to seeing them! C:
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Got some exciting news for all ya Hellaverse lovers. I'm very excited to announce that Stickman and his crew are going into the depths of hell in the hard reboot for a story arc! The main focus side c... View More
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Come here Gimme a smooch *she'd giggle*
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*She would send a torrent of water towards Emez, and then looks straight at Stickman.* How dare you! *She would launch a tsunami at him.*
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13 hours ago
// I figured that was the case, I just doubt she'd give a response at that point since she's already leaving xD
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"well its kinda... public." Belle says, fidgeting with her hooves. "and I've never really kissed anypony before."
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11 hours ago
Seems like a great night to destroy my stomach with 3 taco bell burritos =3
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I awake to urge you to go watch Project Hail Mary. It's a great movie. If I have to make a comparison, it would be with The Martian, a movie based on the book by the same author. It's a better "The Ma... View More
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I very much want to see that movie! Hubby and I saw the preview for it when we went to see Demon Slayer Infinity Castle (Which was phenomenal btw!)
Hi, Haven't-kept-up-with-anime here. That movie was ass, on its own. I could forgive that every fight has a flashback, even for characters just introduced, but a flashback within a flashback? Definitely for those who have already watched the show, unlike the Chainsaw Man movie, which requires minima... View More
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March 29, 2026
" If you liked it, I may as well give it a shot. Never been big on sci-fi, though. What kinda sci-fi is it? Is it like a Tron Legacy, or more like an Aliens type deal? "
" Alright, I'll give it a watch. I'll let you know how I feel about it. Thanks for the recommendation, by the way. "
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10 hours ago
//Fine, I will watch it. If it not good Vanil. I will personally blame you. AFTER, I go the Mario movie, in full costume. ((What, I still have my Luigi costume from the last film.))
*hugs you*
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"Hello, little one," Aux looks down at the princess, "check this out," and swishes their mouth before looking down at toriel and making a squish motion with Thier paw and pointing at themself.
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11 hours ago
another mouth forms on the side of Aux's face, "you gotta squish me again in order for it to work!"
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*Nitroxus would pull himself out of the ground. He would laugh as he pulled himself from the soil. Once out, he would tow out a large emerald with his tail.* Oh, I'm going to enjoy using this baddie. ... View More
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*the soothing winds of yamis weird void grassland hit nitros face as yami stares at nitro in the ground* how do you keep getting here friend
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March 16, 2026
Yami. How dense are you? Do you know about the passage of time? I'm prepping their inheritence while I'm alive and before I have kids.
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March 21, 2026
...hmmm *his eyes start to vibrate rapidly staring at the emerald as if thinking...very...very hard*
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March 22, 2026
lookin...*his eyes start getting faster till he perks up and stares at nitro* hmm seems like youll have at least 3 descendants...the emerald is effective. guess your right *he smiles...once again still not good but hes been practicing so instead of eldritch horror...its like hes a emotionless psycho... View More
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March 24, 2026
"Free golden carrots, anypony?" #rp
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"Well...it's definitely NOT paint. I'll say that much." Meino kicked the paint can that was behind him into nearby bushes.
"Hmmmm Golden Carrots" Inspects them, before walking around the corner to put on a fake badge, coming back to the stand, "health and safety. Im gonna need examine one of these."
"Uhhh, okay...examine away." Meino used his magic to levitate a carrot to Luminosity. "They are free, so you can keep that one." He chuckled softly and watched on.
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March 29, 2026
She took hold of the carrot with her wing and looked closely, "Hmmmm.. what do you grow with to give them such a metallic sheen?"
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March 29, 2026
"Ah, that is a good question!" He pulled out a book from his satchel with his magic and tapped the cover of it. "I found a spell that can give anything a metallic appearance. Like I can turn a wooden cup into a silver one and so on. Of course, it doesn't make an item into metal; it only makes it loo... View More
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March 29, 2026
"..." Norman would squint and shake his head.
"Please tell me you're aren't eating gold."
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March 29, 2026
"Do I eat gold, personally? No. Do I encourage others to eat gold? That would also be a no...for legal reasons." Meino held out a carrot and gently tapped it against his horn a few times, showing how solid it was. "Although you can cover food in edible gold leaf and go about it that way. Be all fanc... View More
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March 29, 2026
Last week a tweaker was selling 'golden' paper clips. Now he's getting golden carrot tweaker.
Great.
"Aside from the obvious joke here, quit scamming on my streets!" Norm pointed.
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March 29, 2026
"I am not scamming anyone. I have gained nothing from this other than a good laugh and some attention. As you said, this is just a joke. A prank, even, which I believe is no different than what others pull on a daily basis." Meino flipped the carrot around in his hoof for a while, fiddling with it s... View More
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Yesterday, 10:28 pm
Norman would cross his arms and gave a look of a very disappointed dad.
"And what if someone eats the obvious joke as you put it? Have you considered that?"
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"These are just carrots covered in food dye, so there would be no harm done there. As I said earlier, I am not encouraging others to eat gold or anything else that falls outside the spectrum of food." Meino bit off the tip of the carrot in his hoof and made light, happy chewing sounds as he munched ... View More
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15 hours ago
"That is a fair assumption, but every doubt is a cost of chance." Meino waved around a carrot and chuckled. "You never know if you don't try something."
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March 29, 2026
*she'd poke the carrot which would instantly rot.* if it was actually gold my power wouldn't be effective...
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March 29, 2026
"Well, I suppose you caught me. Yes, these aren't made of real gold." Meino stared at the rotten carrot for a moment, intrigued by how that came to be. "You can deteriorate food? Interesting..."
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Yesterday, 10:22 pm
I can make anything age rapidly as Age is a way to "die". I can even choose how that being dies either slowly or quickly or even instantly like I demonstrated.
*has a shulker chest full of stacks of enchanted golden apples for no reason whatsoever*
“Aw, heck yeah! Gimme that! I’m so hungry—“ cronch, “Mm! Who grew these?”
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19 hours ago
"Oh, I did. Got a little garden full of them, hehe." Meino took out another carrot from a sack that held a bunch and started munching on it.
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