Celestia had decided it was finally time to try dating again, for the first time in several decades. Seated in a quaint café in Canterlot, she cradled a teacup in the gentle glow of her magic, trying ... View More
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I shrug and go to meet said tall pony.* Oh boy I wonder who it is.
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June 28, 2026
Princess Celestia
Celestia still has that goofy smile on her face. “Well, hello there! Er… are you here regarding my, ah… poster?”
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June 28, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Sure am. Wait, aren't you princess celestia? You know you could've asked me at any time to hang out with you.
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June 29, 2026
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Princess Celestia
Celestia huffs. “Well how was I supposed to know that? Besides. Mysterious flyers are so much more fun.”
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June 29, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
For all I know, it could've been Mr. Puzzles masquerading as a mare. And knowing him, he could pull it off. Regardless, im here now.
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June 29, 2026
Icy Creation
They were following her over the course of the week. Or maybe she'd only truly seen one, and it implanted a hallucination trigger in her head? No normal pony would place posters in such disparate locations! Well, perhaps a bit of hypocrisy, she'd absolutely advertised her repair services like this w... View More
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June 28, 2026
Icy Creation
It's like resting her wing on a bank of snow. Icy's own wings rustle lightly as the chill of her coat travels up the nerve-less feathers to the parts of the wing capable of actually feeling. This is not a pony's body temperature. Or really the body temperature of any living thing- more like a spirit... View More
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June 30, 2026
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Princess Celestia
Celestia experiences a delightful chill run up her sensitive wing. “Fascinating…” she murmurs. “Part windigo, part unicorn? I must say, I’ve never met a pony quite like you before!”
She folds her wing back in at her side, and glances to a nearby waiter, giving them a brief nod. That waiter comes by ... View More
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July 1, 2026
Icy Creation
Shaking her head, "Y-you wouldn't have, no. I'm not unique, but the gene is rare, and only takes effect when both parents have it and both parents are unicorns." Grabbing the new teacup in her aura just barely, to make sure the tea doesn't freeze, she takes a slight sip. "The last, um..." A moment t... View More
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July 1, 2026
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Princess Celestia
Celestia nods slowly as Icy explains her background. She knows what she’s going to do later — Peruse the royal Canterlot library and finds some old books on Windigos!
“Cloudpass,” she hums, nodding slowly. “What made you move to the Everfree, of all places?” She asks softly. “For the… privacy?” She... View More
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17 hours ago
Icy Creation
"...Privacy is a good enough word to describe my reasons, sure." A moments pause as she takes another sip of tea. Privacy only begins to describe her reasonings for moving to the Everfree, and it's written on her face, but for now she decides to move on. "Maybe in a couple centuries when I understan... View More
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13 hours ago
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The queen of changelings
Chrysalis had a smug grin as she walked inside. She slowly walked over to Celestia as her eyes narrowed "Fancy meeting you here" The queen said before she began to laugh softly at the alicorn "I bet you didn't expect to draw my attention"
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June 28, 2026
Princess Celestia
Celestia relaxes only slightly, although her defences are still up. Chrysalis had a point, she was actually perfectly on time. She sits back in her chair, feeling a bit embarrassed now. “It’s… nothing. Just…” she lets out a sharp sigh, shaking her head. “Just trying to… meet… new ponies. That’s all.... View More
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June 29, 2026
The queen of changelings
Chrysalis raised an eyebrow before she glanced around slowly. Looking at the cafe around them "I guess you're in luck then. I'm one of the most interesting creatures in the world. So have a seat and we can meet properly" Chrysalis said with a dark chuckle.
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June 29, 2026
Princess Celestia
Celestia rolls her eyes at Chrysalis’s ego. But, she knows that it would be rude to cast the changeling queen away. So she fans out a wing, nodding at Chrysalis to come join her. “Chrysalis,” the alicorn says lowly, low enough so that only she can hear. “Why are you really here? Surely you are not i... View More
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July 1, 2026
The queen of changelings
Chrysalis set her hooves on the table calmly. She looked at Celestia with a devious smirk "And what if I am only here to talk? Would you give me the chance? It was pretty rude of you of to try turning me to stone but since you're being so polite now I'm willing to forgive you" She again glanced arou... View More
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July 1, 2026
Princess Celestia
Sighing, Celestia nods toward a nearby waiter who (nervously) brings Chrysalis a cup of coffee. “Of course I have had an interesting life. At least I haven’t spent any of it being nefarious. Goodness keeps me feeling and looking young.” She tilts her chin up, feeling defensive still. After a few mom... View More
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17 hours ago
Yami Crosshide
i heard by a local there was free food here *he would walk in somehow missing any posters around*
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June 28, 2026
Princess Celestia
“Free food?” Celestia echoes. “Well, that’s up to the owner.”
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June 29, 2026
Yami Crosshide
well then if u dont mind *he sat in the chair supposedly for dating candidates* so are you also here for supposed free food?
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July 1, 2026
Soliana Flare
Hiya!
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June 29, 2026
Princess Celestia
“Hello there!”
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June 29, 2026
Soliana Flare
My name is Soliana Flare! It's so nice to finally meet you in person!
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June 29, 2026
Cooper
Poof! A noodly critter spawns! He has a folder in his clutches, which he gladly sets on the table with a hefty thud. "My resume!" A coy smirk crests the corners of his lips. "Make no hasty decisions, my dear! Take your time to go over and deliberate! Not like I'm going anywhere!" He sighs, and whisp... View More
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June 29, 2026
Cooper
"Oh, nothing!" He begins to snicker some. "Nothing." Well, not snicker. It's closer to the elated chattering a raccoon would make in an unattended donut shop. "Well, nothing worth any worry." He sighs, and balls one of the paws on what might generously be called a foreleg up into a fist and brings i... View More
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June 30, 2026
Princess Celestia
Celestia can’t help but giggle a bit. Cooper was a delight. It was quite amusing to see what a mishmash of creatures he was! But what peaked her interest the most was the fact that he was new — new to Equestria? He didn’t even know her! This was a good start, a good start indeed. Consider Celestia i... View More
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July 1, 2026
Cooper
New? New off the assembly line! Sort of. The gentle trill in his chest grows a bit more outward, his curiosity is also snagged by the evidently elegant equine of Equestria. Sure, he's picked apart a couple tidbits. Tiara? An ethereal mane? Surely this one was an important one. She was still, at the ... View More
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July 1, 2026
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Princess Celestia
Celestia giggles softly. Cooper was just the kind of joy she needed. “Explorer of different realities!” She exclaims. “How fun.” She doesn’t bring up that one time she reality hopped and dated a certain unicorn who, in this world, was an evil shadow king. She shudders imperceptibly at the memory. Ho... View More
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17 hours ago
Cooper
"Indeed!" He, on the other hand, was rather chipper on the subject. "The multiverse is most typically a VERY scary place. This place- your lands, it would seem... are a very welcome departure from this norm. It's nice." His ears twitch. Did he strike a nerve just now? He could've sworn he'd seen her... View More
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11 hours ago
Heart Piece
...Given the month Heart Piece had just gone through, the Half-Kirin was genuinely surprised to find herself here in this Café. She had seen the posters plastered all around Ponyville (and unbeknownst to her, all around Equestria in general)- one was even posted on the front door to her art studio- ... View More
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June 29, 2026
Princess Celestia
Celestia looked up from her untouched teacup, the nervousness she'd been trying so carefully to hide softening into a warm smile as the kirin approached.
"Oh… please, no need to bow," she said gently, giving a small, almost sheepish laugh. "Today, I was hoping to just be Celestia, not ‘Your Highness... View More
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June 29, 2026
Spinneret
In stepped changeling pop star Spinneret, eager to see just who this mystery mare wa
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Out stepped changeling pop star Spinneret--
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June 30, 2026
Snowy Do
As the little bell above the café door chimed signalling somebody new had entered the café. A rather mysterious looking stallion trotted on in, at first glance he looked rather handsome... but for whatever reason he wore a black cloak which gave him the mysterious vibes.
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21 hours ago
Princess Celestia
The alicorn glances up, spotting this mysterious stallion. Surely he had come to meet the tall, lovely mare… Celestia straightens up in her seat, catching the handsome stallion’s eye and smiling at him. She stuck out like a sore hoof. However, she did not call or beckon him over, as a part of her co... View More
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17 hours ago
Snowy Do
As she caught his eye, he did turn to face her and he saw her smiling at him... it would be rude if he didn't smile back or acknowledge her! So he smiled softly back at her, his golden eyes studying her from a distance.... why was she here and not sitting on her throne? Nevertheless, he turned his a... View More
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12 hours ago
Longhaul
Entering the cafe, Longhaul looked around before his gaze met the princess's. Yes, he'd seen the posters around town, but figured it to be just another ad campaign for some new coffee or whatnot. Yet, this was a sight he didn't quite expect to see. He smiled back warmly and gave a small bow of hi... View More
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8 hours ago
Runway event is officially over! Time for deliberation on who will be the #faceofsummer and some time after that, strap in for #beachepisode2 !
God has to be angry at the state of Kentucky for it to be this hot, my bike seat almost burnt my hand and I'm sweating bullets
Glad to know im not the only one noticing the quiet decline of everything.
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Doomerism is more of a generational rot than anything that might be foisted upon us. You create the world you live in. Everything's better in Fort Cambia.
*Nitroxus would be outside, looking around. The current temperature was hot enough to cook a steak right on the pavement. Yet Nitroxus was barely sweating. He would walk around in the heat, looking fo... View More
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Not easy when you suddenly appear out of the blue like that. Its like a cat that randomly sees a cucumber. They will instantly think its a snake.
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Yesterday, 6:12 pm
do i look like these "snakes"? *he tilts his head and stares at his eyes*
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Yesterday, 8:30 pm
No. The idea is there. A small glint of something, thus a sense of fear.
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Yesterday, 8:50 pm
strange, once again you creatures continue to show me more interesting things...speaking of which are you ok? you seem to look like your melting
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23 hours ago
Oh, I'm just bored my friend. The heat doesn't effect me as much. I hydrate.
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16 hours ago
Beach mood and all that aside, stay safe, stock up on essentials and keep an ear out for any weather alerts in your area. El Niño projected to whoop pretty much everyone's butt.
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Nothing we can do to properly curb it since all the wealthy have to do is wait for us to return to complacency, or the house senate will pass the votes supporting it regardless of objection. But now is the time to stock up and ready up because unlike construction, natural disasters wait for nobody.
Simply refuse to work if the weather makes it dangerous. Suffering to make capital for the bourgeoisie is not worth it. If we can all strike against capitalism due to weather conditions making it impossible to work, we might be able to dismantle the oppressor class. Make sure you have a support netw... View More
Jax's gloves <3
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//Comment Here, and Nitroxus will tell you what Pokemon you remind me of.
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I'm so old...I rocked with Bulbasaur. Of course, when I turned 21, I tried one more time with Treeko. Got him all the way to Sceptile. Level 100 too, before the 5th gym.
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Yesterday, 6:31 pm
Alcremie, the Cream Pokemon. Simply due to the gentle nature of a kind friend, that is always sweet to be around.
Espurr, the Restraint Pokemon. You seem to be hiding something. Yet, no idea what that is.
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July 1, 2026
Meltan, the Hex Nut Pokemon. You have a lot of potential. Just have to figure what you want to do with it.
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July 1, 2026
Luxray, the Gleam Eyes Pokemon. I like this Pokémon due to it was my older brother's main player. Yet, also was the last time I played his copy of the game. A bittersweet memory.
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July 1, 2026
You remind me of a simpler time in my life. Like a bittersweet memory that always pushes you forward. Like a childhood friend, that moved away.
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July 1, 2026
Guzzlord, the Junkivore Ultra Beast Pokemon. This is due to my love of Biollante from the Godzilla movies. Since when I was a child growing up in the late 90's and early 00's. My older brother and I had a heated debate about which Godzilla monster was the one that actually tried to swallow Godzilla.... View More
Loudred, the Big Voice Pokemon. Whenever I see you, I'm just reminded on how you appear everywhere. Like a constant user.
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16 hours ago