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Silent V Dusk
" I have a question, what do you think is gonna happen in the next thirty seconds? " ( Make it weird or wild. )
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Chase
"Someone is gonna have a really bad day." Chase says as she watches the giant trebuchet get loaded with glowy green mystery sludge.
Like 9 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" Yeah, that was my guess. What do you think will happen to them when they launch it? "
Like 8 hours ago
Chase
"Probably something scientific."
Like 8 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" My guess is that the idiots who thought this was a good idea are either going to live with chemical burns, or they'll die reduced to bone. "
Like 8 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Mario will say something dumb
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Give it a minute or two, and it will click
Like 8 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
After five minutes, Silent's magical aura encased the error message and yanked it to the side. " How does that wor- Nevermind. How is that story real?!?!? "
Like 8 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Blame the writers of the show.
Like 8 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
“ Wait. Hold on. Show? This is reality, not some tv show! “
Like 7 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
HIS show
Like 7 hours ago
Daddy Cambia
"You're gonna put the fries in the bag, or you're about experience Falling Down from the perspective of a bystander."
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Silent V Dusk
" Isn't the experience of falling the same despite social level or job? "
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Daddy Cambia
Cambia opens fire with a hyper realistic H&K MP5 directly into the ceiling despite the lack of apparent digits required to operate it.
Like 4 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" ...... How are you, and why are you firing that? "
Like 3 hours ago
Olive Drab
Catastrophic world ending asteroid impact, or my cat will hop back on her pillow and take a nap. It's gonna be one of those.
Like 8 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" ... I hope it's the second one. Besides if it were the first one, I'm pretty sure we'd see it by now....... I hope. "
Like 8 hours ago
Olive Drab
Your wish came true
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Silent V Dusk
Silent whipped the sweat from his face. “ Phew. Woulda sucked if we had thirty seconds left. “
Like 7 hours ago
Olive Drab
Oli nervously giggles and looks up at the sky. "I mean... I'm not an astrophysicist..."
Like 7 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
Silent's eye turned to the sky behind him, then came back wide and afraid. Until he yelled. " QUICK!! PAUSE REALITY!! "
Like 7 hours ago
Meino Mysticforger
"Umm, that house over there is going to become sentient and ravage the neighborhood. Happens every Wednesday at exactly 3:20 pm."
Like 8 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" Wait what? " Silent checked the nearby clock tower. 3:19 PM. Silent slowly turned back to Meino. If his face had a sentence on it, it would be ' Well, s(BEEP). ' " Tell me that was a joke... "
Like 8 hours ago
Meino Mysticforger
"I wish it were...that house is cursed or something, and that is why all of the surrounding homes are poorly built and cheap." Meino watched the house in question and sighed. "Somepony's magic could be to blame, I suspect..."
Like 8 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
“ So you’re telling me that in fifteen seconds it will just pull a Teenage Mutant Ninja Pony and mutate, come to life, or both? “
Like 7 hours ago
Meino Mysticforger
"It just...comes to life. Like a monster house, but it only wants to be THE house on the block. Crazy, I know, but nopony can reverse this power, and those who have tried....well, they stopped trying." Meino adjusted his goggles and pulled out a camera from his satchel. "I don't know why others try ... View More
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Shifter Burnside
nuclear FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Like 3 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
I’m proud to present one of my homegrown strawberries. #GreenHoofMonth
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Snow Storm
OMG!! Well done! That strawberry looks premium
Like 12 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
Thanks. Still experimenting on this though. I’ve learned that if you plant strawberries at higher elevations, the more sour it is. Trying to find that sweet spot.
Like 11 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
grow them on the fl00r
Like 3 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" Tried that and they were too sweet. This one was too sour, just waiting for a strawberry to be ready to be picked on the level below that to see where it is. "
Like 3 hours ago
mleb
mmm berry
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Silent V Dusk
Berry is life. No more context required.
Like 11 hours ago
mleb
yes
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Silent V Dusk
What kinda “ yes “? Like a Far Cry 5 “ Yes! “ or a Talking Ben “ yes “?
Like 10 hours ago
mleb
Like a Far Cry 5 yes
Like 10 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" There is one word that can release us from sin, and it is..... Y E S! " - John Seed. The Baptist.
Like 8 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
(O:FB Chapter 5: The Fate of the Multiverse) *The battle had begun! As the villains would make their advance, I would hold up my sword and poin... View More
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I would go first, with my sword held tight, I would clash with Stishoe. Smg4 and his Mario would help me.*
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Jewel, The Blue Bird Pony
*Jewel would clash with Nigel.* (Nigel) Oh pretty bird... you think I haven't forgotten what your husband did to me? How he clipped my wings? You deserved it! *She would turn her wings into metal and slice at the cockatoo.* For all you've done to these birds you've smuggled!
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
(Reminder that Stishoe, Nigel, Nega Stickbot Alpha, The Darkitect, Herbert, Ultra M, Fate of Hand, Somber, GLITCH, Waluigi (With his rejection powers), Ballas, and Kerapac are the enemies on the battlefield, take who you want that the ones havent clashed with, others will back you up! Oh and as an e... View More
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Flam
Flam seemed to back off and to the side. It seemed that for now, ubtil stitchshoe wore the pin he had given him, he was not going to get involved in the fight, seeming to vanish from eyesight.
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Polo Fastter
M27 walked over to Flam before sitting down. "Like I said before. I have to guard you, that means if any side tries to harm you then I would have to fight."
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
(Stishoe had the pin on the entire time, he put it on back in chapter 3, but the posts went by too fast)
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Tanzanight
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//Just a lil girly
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Pepper Snap
So pretty
Like 10 hours ago
Tanzanight
//thenk yu sm! She’s ready to make some friends rivals special someponies etc etc.
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Heart Piece
// I love her, I love her, I love her
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Tanzanight
//She loves you too <3
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Heart Piece
// STOP I'm cryinggg 😭❤️
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Bubblegum
gorgeous lass,, I love the kintsugi legs more every time I see them c:
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Tanzanight
//Ye! I like them more than the random swirls tbh and they have more story purposes this way ✨ tysm Bubblegum!
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Bennyton
shared a photo
Bully Pony!! Location: Ponyville Rarity: Common (#lostponies)
Maxh Vezpyre
Yesss
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Kadai Montanya
Nooo
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Maxh Vezpyre
!!!! Stole the Kadabat away.
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Meino Mysticforger
Sure!
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Maxh Vezpyre
Also stole Meino.
Like 7 hours ago
Heart Piece
// Hmmm... Maybe?
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Maxh Vezpyre
It's time
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Heart Piece
To party 😎
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Shifter Burnside
Ka
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Pepper Snap
Who wanna hear me nerd out abt nuclear energy or who wanna watch me die horrifically
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PubbyBrained6
ahmep meep I dos
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PubbyBrained6
bravo, I love these facts and information indeed /srs
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Pepper Snap
There’s is so much misunderstanding abt nuclear energy bc of the massive amounts of propaganda the media uses to make people think it’s super dangerous. There are people who legitimately believe nuclear waste is some sort of glowing green goop thanks to the Simpsons. I love the Simpsons but they’ve ... View More
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PubbyBrained6
go on queen. yap about your hyperfixations indeed!!!
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Pepper Snap
Just like many major tragedies, the Chernobyl failure was caused by corruption and human error and was 100% political. Could’ve easily been avoided. Chernobyl did irreversible PR damage to the best energy solution on earth. Nuclear is bad if stuff goes horribly wrong. Coal is bad even if everything ... View More
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PubbyBrained6
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Pepper Snap
Actually it’s dangerous because of all the glowing green ooze in barrels with skulls and crossbones on them :mlp_blink:
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Autumn Night
That’s just the Baja Blast
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Pepper Snap
XD
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Iridescent_Edge
Doesn’t nuclear waste actually resemble metal rods, or something?
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Pepper Snap
That’s pretty much what high level nuclear waste is, solid metal rods. In some countries, these rods are reprocessed to extract reusable uranium and plutonium. But after they’re spent, they’re usually just stored inside steel or concrete containers after they’ve cooled down which takes between 5 to ... View More
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Marvel Gleam
I'll do the first, but I don't want the second to happen.
Like April 14, 2026
Pepper Snap
Commence the horrific death sequence
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Marvel Gleam
Nooooooooo Xo
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Shifter Burnside
secon
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Scratchy
shared a photo
Updated slight redesign of Scratchy done by a fren
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Vanil
Fren did good. What a patootie
Like 17 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
weird nose area but looks good
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Brady Thunderfoot
-In a dark part of town, a lone punk kitty stands up for social justice. The roving bands of extremists and police cannot stop her.- Another wonderful piece of (yes it's human) art! Will she replace o... View More
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Lock On
Oh, silly humanoid cat. You're not people.
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Brady Thunderfoot
Nar she's punk rocker kitty.
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Shifter Burnside
police
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