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Dr. Norman Reiner
Norman heard screams from an alleyway as he would suddenly stop. Blood dripped from his mouth as the world around him slowly blurred, dropping him to one knee. Norman coughed as the screams muffled,... View More
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The Mimikin
And Standing in the Alleyway was... A Pony, A pony whose form Quickly Contorted into something else, Staring down Norman whilst sitting down, Observing them, The Mimikin didn't know what Compassion or Empathy was so he just Looked down on the Dying Husk of Waste in front of him. He Always tried to ... View More
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Dr. Norman Reiner
The blood stopped dripping. The it felt so cold... So, Hollow yet... Something was warm inside, like this felt right. Childrens laughter could be heard from the darkness of the alleyways, even in Mimikin's. The darkness shifted around the city as eyes littered this peaceful discordance. A coup... View More
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Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin replaced all the peanut butter for cinnamon butter. He was doing a light crime for today, he was tired.* Who shoots a criminal for trying to help them lose some weight? #rp
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Suxortin Snipslous
*You would get a knock on your door. Upon opening, it was a freshly made pizza of your favorite brand and toppings. It was made to your exact preferences. It came with your favorite to have with pizza... View More
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Fruit Face
*munch* *crunch* Fruit munched away at the pizza. It tasted...off, for a pizza, but he's had worse; Equestrians do have an expansive diet, after all.
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Suxortin Snipslous
You're an odd one.
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
... Bold of you to assume I dont like Lego Pieces and Cardboard. *Shoves the "pizza" in my mouth.*
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Suxortin Snipslous
Solar Flares?
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Soliana Flare can confirm.
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Suxortin Snipslous
Black Hole?
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
...No? That's... not heat
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Suxortin Snipslous
Yes it does. Its a collapsed star, of course there is heat.
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Shifter Burnside
ok so? *nukes him because yes*
Like April 5, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*He would just reform from the explosion and radiation.* You think that is enough to stop me?
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Silent V Dusk
Silent just held the ‘ pizza ‘. “ Next time, put lamb on it. While Legos and cardboard are could for nutrients and fibers, they’re not my favorite toppings. But, thanks anyway. “
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Suxortin Snipslous
I'm evil, yes! I despise all mortals that I can see. *Crosses his arms.* Except the dead, they escape my wrath. For now...
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Silent V Dusk
" You want to have fun annoying the hell outta mortals? Go just outside our southern borders! I'm sure you'd have a lot of fun with the Uruk and Eden's Gate! "
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Suxortin Snipslous
What are you talking about....? Oh wait, I forget that you can't see the bigger picture. I'm not just here. I'm also elsewhere. I have more than 1 body.
Like Yesterday, 8:44 pm
Silent V Dusk
" I'm aware you have more than one waste of space. Just how thick of a skull do you think I have? Still, it'd be entertaining to make them suffer. But, if you're just too scared to tackle em, I understand. They aren't for the weak of mind. "
Like 17 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxotrin would place his hooves on his head, and started to pull at his own head. He pulled his own head apart to show his brain. Inside was a small self contained Dyson Sphere.* Here, a present. I wrapped it myself *The sphere would crack, leaking out small beams of radioactive energy. Some of wh... View More
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The Mimikin
“…What do you want.” #rp
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Branwen
"Ice cream please, two scoops!"
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Branwen
Branwen blinked and stood there silent for a moment, her eye wide. "Wait.. am I blabbering nonsense? The singing I can understand though.. I swear it's like the whole town goes and rehearses these numbers in secret! It can be quite distracting... but do I piss you off?"
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The Mimikin
"Mostly Everything does, Guess that's what happens when you are so used to Being a Weapon. No I don't want a Damn Cupcake, No I don't give a Crap where your Cat is, No I Don't know Where this pony Went, And Why the Hell Should I give a Damn about them" It had Appeared that This Creature only Knew Ha... View More
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Branwen
"Okay, okay!" Branwen said holding up her hooves. "I get it.. lots of anger, and I understand why! Though if you want to change you have to make an effort to try and understand why ponies do that! You used to be a weapon, a fighter, your perspective is probably only destroy and hate; but now you got... View More
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The Mimikin
That Seemed to set off The Mimikin. "I WAS SOMEONES GODDAMN PET, SOMEONES SLAVE, SOMETHING TO BE ABUSED FOR SIMPLY BREATHING!!, FOR FAILING." He Snapped at the Pony, Steam rolling off their body whilst for a Brief moment... Claws pierced out of their Paw, Looking Quite painful for the Creature Despi... View More
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Branwen
Branwen took a few cautionary steps back, her horn lighting up instinctively as she prepared a spell to defend herself! Though something in his words made her stop, and the mare stepped back up to Mimi. She hesitated as she looked to his new claws, but then stepped forward and slowly hugged the stra... View More
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Silent V Dusk
" To know why in all things Equestria your mouth keeps twitching into a smile. And I doubt it's from laughter, it's an uncanny one, not a regular one. "
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Silent V Dusk
Silent held one of them in place with his magic, then took out two daggers, also with his magic. What do you think he is? A human? All that aside, he put one of the dagger through one of the venus flytrap's brain, then used the other one to do the same thing with another. He then, forced the blade o... View More
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The Mimikin
(Thanks!, Also Learned Flytraps don't have brains, ^^) However after the Last Flytrap was Extinguished... The Mimikin was Gone. But what Silent heard behind them was The Sound of Something Tearing, Mimi had slashed across their back from.. Smoke, Mimi had Mimic'd Silent s Smoke Spell, And had store... View More
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Silent V Dusk
( Damn, I'm dumb. :| ) Silent had fast reflexes, but not fast enough to escape the scratch unscathed. He evaded by doing some sort of fancy flip to the front ( Think Texas Spinner ). When he landed, he planted one of his daggers into the stem of one of the flytraps, severing the two halves of the o... View More
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The Mimikin
Mimi would've done the same, Having Copied their Spell once more, but this time, having Aimed it at their weapon, Looks like He'll just have to render them Defensless to finally Beat the living crap out of them and EXTINGUISH THIS BLINDING RAGE. Mimi Lunged Forward Trying to Slash at them more and ... View More
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Silent V Dusk
While Silent was doing his best to block, parry, or avoid the incoming attacks, he noticed the crack beginning to form on Mimi's body, and had a stupid, but bright idea. Once he had an opening, he stuck the hook part of his sword into their shoulder and used it to hoist himself up behind them. Sile... View More
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Suxortin Snipslous
Your head mounted on my wall. Yet that's not important right now. Why are you out here?
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Suxortin Snipslous
I'm here to spread misfornute and pain.
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The Mimikin
"...Doing a good job at that." Mimi said Sarcastically, Always being in pain.
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Suxortin Snipslous
What was that? Speak up boy, I can't hear you. Speak from your diapharm.
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The Mimikin
"I Said Piss off."
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Suxortin Snipslous
Oh, you're the biggest threat to my day so far.
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Heart Piece
// *Looks at the current event* ...You mean I get to draw PLANTS?!? 👀👀👀 ...Sign me the fuck up, Heart Piece's reference sheet can W A I T- Whelp I know what I'm gonna be attempting to draw tomorrow. :... View More
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PB
//meanwhile though I draw I'm tempted to do poetry for it as that's another strong suit of mine. :thinking:
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Silent V Dusk
" Okay, on a scale of one to ten, how dumb is this? Pinky's idea. " Silent was sitting inside a cannon with 10 times the usual amount of gunpowder. " And give me an honest answer, I don't want any sug... View More
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Vanil
"Mmh?" Vanil responded, nowhere to be seen from he who is in the barrel, but she was clearly mouthing something. Something fizzling. Then, more fizzle noises, from behind him. "Mmmhmh!" said the clearly distressed mare who quickly ducks.
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Silent V Dusk
" Huh? What? Who's out there? " Silent popped his head out of the canon, trying to see who was talking. For a little bit, he saw nothing. " If you're not a figment of my imagination, tell me how dumb this damn idea is f(BEEP)fa... " Silent then caught sight of who he was bad mouthing, and slowly sli... View More
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Skystar, The Hippogriff Princess
*Does princess stuff* #rp
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Princess Silky ❤️
Princess stuff! :0
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Skystar, The Hippogriff Princess
Princess stuff.
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Princess Luna
// I've only written like, three replies as Luna and I'm already beginning to realize just how much I missed this blue moon horse. ;v;
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Chase
Moonbutt
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Princess Silky ❤️
*giggle*
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Autumn Night
The land has been in anarchy without Moonbutt
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Autumn Night
Sweet, thanks Moonbutt- does this mean I get to be the new element of honesty!? :D
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Princess Luna
// Now THAT'S a bit of a stretch xD
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Autumn Night
Ayy, I'm just shooting... for the moon! :D Ba Dum Tsk!
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Princess Luna
// LMAO you made my night, thank you! xD
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Autumn Night
Just doing my civil duty to the crown! :P
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Buttmoon
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Chase
YOU FOOL YOU'VE INVERTED THE NATURAL ORDER
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
NOW ALL OF REALITY IS FALLING APART!!!!
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Silver Aura
I guess you could say you feel 'over the moon' about it! :D
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Princess Luna
// Absolutely
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