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3 hours ago

Maxh has been gifted a Labubu. He stares at it. "... this is voodoo right?" He thought those went off sale, it's golden even.

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Meino Mysticforger

"Better these voodoo Labubus than a demonic Furby! They speak in tongues, I tell ya!"

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Valora

4 hours ago RP

“Such a stinky! Go shower!” #rp

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Huckleberry

"Nah, that's just the smell of the dusty trail!.. Oh.. and some peanut butter from ma snacks! OH, and coffee! Spilt a whole pot of coffee on myself."

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Valora

“Hmmmmm, smelly horse..”

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Huckleberry

Huck kicks the ground and starts to sulk, "I think I smell good. Alright, I guess I'm over do. It has been.. uh.." He flips open a calendar and scans. "Uhhh... awhile!"

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Valora

“Good, afterwards we can have biscuits and gravy!”

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Huckleberry

"Biscuits and gravy!?!" Huck needed no more incentive than that, and took a running leap into the nearest bath! By the time he was done, he'd be the cleanest smelling pony in the world!

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Meino Mysticforger

"But mooooom! The water stings my skin!"

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Valora

“Go shower! Stinky smelly pone!”

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Meino Mysticforger

"The shower is broken, though! No water comes out!"

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Valora

“Time for a spit shine.”

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Meino Mysticforger

"Wouldn't that make me more stinky?"

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Stickman, The Normal Stickian

If I were to be in water, I'd die. Besides, I just showered in spring-fresh ink recently. Skystar likes it.

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Valora

“Yes yes, tou woukd just somehow come back anyway.”

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Stickman, The Normal Stickian

I mean, yeah, but still, water hurts.

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Skystar, The Hippogriff Prince...

*Skystar would dump a bucket of water on him just to prove a point.*

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Stickman, The Normal Stickian

*I would launch skyward making a Mario-like scream as I flew through the sky.*

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Andromeda Flemish

"...I Just Got off a Shift from my Mail pony job...And went to the Dragonlands... Of Course I Stink. Also How'd you get into my home !?"

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Valora

“Doors don’t stop me. Or much of anything really.”

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Andromeda Flemish

Flem would've held up a Waffle fry above her stove. "What about this ?"

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Maxh Vezpyre

Snifflering time

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Valora

“Gasp!”

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Maxh Vezpyre

Obviously stole her away.

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Brady Thunderfoot

Your mom's stinky.

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Silent V Dusk

" I would explain where the smell is really coming from, but it's a long story. Just know that it's not BO or poor hygiene. "

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3 hours ago

Skree~

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Andromeda Flemish

Flem had fainted from Swoonin'!

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Nar Yakushi

3 hours ago RP

Well. Another meeting with the school, another meeting that probably went nowhere. After Cookie punched her bully in the stomach in self defense during recess this afternoon, both Nar, and the bully'... View MoreWell. Another meeting with the school, another meeting that probably went nowhere. After Cookie punched her bully in the stomach in self defense during recess this afternoon, both Nar, and the bully's parents were called in to a meeting by the school. It was a pretty tense meeting. The bully's mother was VERY vocal about her thoughts on the matter. Even going so far as to call Nar a "Violent psychopath who wants his child to hurt other children!" She didn't seem to be receptive to Nar's idea that she should teach her son not to physically harass other children. This time, the father actually got involved in the meeting, and actually tried to defend his son. Sure enough, the school took the bully's side. When they asked Nar why he'd teach his daughter to punch someone like that, they were not thrilled with his response. "My daughter, and I have done everything we could to inform the school so they could take action. When the school failed to follow up after their initial action did nothing to stop the physical abuse, I saw fit to teach my daughter how to defend herself as to prevent any further harm to her." The school's ruling of a 2 day out of school suspension, and one day of in school suspension did not go down well with Cookie. She doesn't understand why the school is punishing her, and not her bully. Nar assures her she didn't do anything wrong, but it's pretty hard to convince her of that when she's been suspended. Either way, Nar has no intention of making her feel like she did anything wrong. She followed all the steps to try and resolve the issue non-violently. When that didn't work, she had to stop the abuse somehow. His family is pretty much entirely on his side. His mother has told him he should threaten a lawsuit, but the last thing Nar wants to do is get into a prolonged legal battle over this. If Cookie is still getting bullied after her suspension, he'll consider it. The school administrators better grow a damn brain before then, or Nar's going to unleash the full might of his rockstar fortune, and mother's connections on the school. #rp

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Parley

The lesson learned here is that Cookie didn't punch the kid hard enough.

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March 16, 2026 9:38 am

[Ravenous Quazar]: Hiya mortals! I'm Super Hungry and would love some food. Do you have food for me? If not I'll just eat you so get cooking! *she'd giggle *

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Brave Charger

I have Apple, but it´s mine Apple *nom nom*

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Poison Rose

[Ravenous Quazar]: I am demonic Alicorn of Gluttony. I'm always hungry! *she'd giggle *

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Brave Charger

´´So does that mean, you never gain weight? I mean in Hell isn´t like one of the Sin?´´

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Poison Rose

[Ravenous Quazar]: Yes.

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Brave Charger

´´And if I don´t have Food around here?´´

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Poison Rose

[Ravenous Quazar]: *she'd slowly start to look in your direction in a very unsettling way* Well.... then your on the menu next...

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Morose Moonlight shared a song from their album "Friendship and Witchcraft".

4 hours ago

Sisters of the Umbral Blood - It'll be OK (with Laika)

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Morose Moonlight added new music album.

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Friendship and Witchcraft

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5 song ep of fiw covers coming soon will post here but you can also follow me on bandcamp at https://sistersoftheumbralblood.bandcamp.com/

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10 hours ago

"The cards never lie"

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Meino Mysticforger

"But, what truths do they speak?"

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Maxh Vezpyre

"You shall be stolen" And Maxh took him away, immediately. The cards didn't lie.

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Yearling Writer

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5 hours ago

//Truer words were never spoken. lol I forgot how fun this quest line is.

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Chase

These days it mostly spreads through Twitter Instagram and TikTok.

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Sinewave

Thankfully I don't use any of those places. I see it plenty in other spaces *coughhereoncacoughanddiscord** to get my fill of mind numbing idiocy.

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Chase

I stay off of those too, except discord which well most of the servers i actually talk to people in are RP servers I've joined or its full of people I used to RP with

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