" I have a question, what do you think is gonna happen in the next thirty seconds? "
( Make it weird or wild. )
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Daddy Cambia
"You're gonna put the fries in the bag, or you're about experience Falling Down from the perspective of a bystander."
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April 15, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" ...... How are you, and why are you firing that? "
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April 15, 2026
Daddy Cambia
"The fries. The bag." Cambia points the weapon, seemingly uninterested in explaining her capabilities.
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April 16, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" Robbery? For waffle fries, I trust? "
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April 16, 2026
Daddy Cambia
"What kind of animal do I look like? The dirty fries, if you'd please." It's hardly a robbery, she's already paid for the order.
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April 17, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" Oh yeah, sure. Sorry about that, my friend. " Silent levitated some fries and a salt shaker into their bag, just in case they like salty fries.
" Anything else? "
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April 17, 2026
Olive Drab
Catastrophic world ending asteroid impact, or my cat will hop back on her pillow and take a nap. It's gonna be one of those.
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April 15, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" ... I hope it's the second one. Besides if it were the first one, I'm pretty sure we'd see it by now....... I hope. "
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April 15, 2026
Olive Drab
Your wish came true
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April 15, 2026
Silent V Dusk
Silent whipped the sweat from his face. “ Phew. Woulda sucked if we had thirty seconds left. “
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April 15, 2026
Olive Drab
Oli nervously giggles and looks up at the sky. "I mean... I'm not an astrophysicist..."
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April 15, 2026
Silent V Dusk
Silent's eye turned to the sky behind him, then came back wide and afraid. Until he yelled. " QUICK!! PAUSE REALITY!! "
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April 15, 2026
Meino Mysticforger
"Umm, that house over there is going to become sentient and ravage the neighborhood. Happens every Wednesday at exactly 3:20 pm."
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April 15, 2026
Silent V Dusk
“ So you’re telling me that in fifteen seconds it will just pull a Teenage Mutant Ninja Pony and mutate, come to life, or both? “
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April 15, 2026
Meino Mysticforger
"It just...comes to life. Like a monster house, but it only wants to be THE house on the block. Crazy, I know, but nopony can reverse this power, and those who have tried....well, they stopped trying." Meino adjusted his goggles and pulled out a camera from his satchel. "I don't know why others try ... View More
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April 15, 2026
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Silent V Dusk
“ Soooo, get out the napalm or the deatomizer? Because I’ll gladly get out either…. Or both if need be. “
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April 16, 2026
Meino Mysticforger
"You have napalm...? Eh, maybe those could work. I haven't fought this entity myself, so I wouldn't know what it is weak to."
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April 16, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" Eh. It looks to be made of wood. And even magically reinforced lumber is vulnerable to high temperatures. " Silent reached into his utility belt and took out a small grenade. It was kind of shaped like a smoke grenade, only it wasn't color-coded, and it was more green than a usual smoke grenade. "... View More
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April 16, 2026
Shifter Burnside
nuclear FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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April 15, 2026
Silent V Dusk
The subtle sound of something big flying through the air could be heared. Roughly nine clicks away. Silent just stared at Shifter.
“ I f(BEEP)ing hate you…. “
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April 16, 2026
PubbyBrained6
pregnancy,
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April 16, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" ............... Okay then....... Had some... ' fun ' last night then, huh? "
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April 16, 2026
Blackstone Edge
Death....
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April 16, 2026
Silent V Dusk
A physical shadow came out of the one that Silent melted into. It was one word. ' No '
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April 16, 2026
Blackstone Edge
*she'd shine a really bright light at the "shadow"*
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April 16, 2026
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Silent V Dusk
The blacked-out figure of a pony was there, completely unaffected by the light. It just started running through both light and shadow, like a little swarm of VERY fast ants.
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April 16, 2026
Blackstone Edge
Fine... you live. For now.
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April 16, 2026
Silent V Dusk
Silent's head peered around a corner. " Thanks, Blackstone! You're the best! " He quickly ducked back around the corner.
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April 16, 2026
Brave Charger
gonna load my Last Epoch game and continue to play Summoner Necromancer
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April 16, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" Good luck with that. "
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April 16, 2026
Brave Charger
Thanks.
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April 17, 2026
Sophie H.
Pizza Roll!
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April 16, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" Pizza roll? "
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April 17, 2026
Night Sky
Something wonderful.
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April 17, 2026
Silent V Dusk
“ Night Sky….? Will you define’ something wonderful ‘? “
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April 17, 2026
Night Sky
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April 17, 2026
Night Sky
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April 17, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" DEAR, CELESTIA!! MAKE IT STOP!!!! PLEEEEASE!!!!!! "
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April 17, 2026
Shifter Burnside
wth AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... View More
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23 hours ago
Night Sky
Ah! A full battalion of 1,170 A's, divided into two equal companies of 585 A's, and courageously led by Warrior Thor's Hernia, or wtf for short!
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12 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
“ You mean WTH? Unless you meant Fernia it’d be WTH. “
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12 hours ago
Night Sky
You're absolutely right to point out my error, after consulting with the LLMs one time too many, I am beginning to make mistakes that resemble theirs. That didn't take long, my brains really must be turning to mush. Here it the correct values for wth, for certain this time. wth stands for Weird Theo... View More
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4 hours ago
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Twilight pushes open the main doors of the Castle of Friendship, stepping out onto the open courtyard steps where anyone from town could easily walk up to her. A thick white towel is wrapped snugly ar... View More
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Twilight freezes mid-step, one hoof hovering above the crystal stairs. The strange words slowly register in her sleep-deprived brain.
"Zariman. Derelict ship. Void-feeding monsters," she repeats, her tone completely devoid of emotion as a drop of water falls from her bangs and splashes onto the ste... View More
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5 hours ago
We handle universe-ending threats on the regular. One time we had fought a dragon... thing that had the power to bend time to his will. And another time we had traveled back to the past to find a mad scientist. It's... never a dull moment for the USF.
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5 hours ago
Yep. *The Void Angel was already through.* Done. Can these damn void angels stop getting out of the Zariman, please? We already have enough void crap dealing with the Man in the Wall and Duviri.
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5 hours ago
Ghost Nodded Quickly, Quickly Erasing what He had wrote and Drew Bunnies all over it, Holding it next to his face. Who knew Losing your voice would suck !?, GOOD THING THAT NEVER HAPPENED WHEN HE WAS STILL A NORMAL BUNNY. But he, At least He can actually Talk rather than Trying to express with his p... View More
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5 hours ago
Twilight stares at the frantic bunny scribbles on the whiteboard, then back up at the creature holding it. Slowly, the gears turn in her sleep-deprived brain, connecting the misspelled word 'Angle' with the hastily drawn rabbits.
She slowly lowers her hoof from the bridge of her muzzle. Her express... View More
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5 hours ago
"..I dOn'T hAvE tHaT aTtItUdE aNyMoRe!" He Tried saying in his... Squeaky, and Painful voice, Why did he have to Blow his voice out of all days!?, When his Twilight wanted to Have him look at Different alternate Worlds!? At least He's not in that weird One He heard her mention, He still Refuses to b... View More
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5 hours ago
Twilight visibly winces at the painful, squeaky sound, her ears pinning back against her wet mane.
"Right. No attitude whatsoever," she deadpans, watching him devolve into a harsh coughing fit. Despite her utter exhaustion, the natural caretaker and problem solver in her kicks in, softening her gla... View More
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4 hours ago
"ScReAmInG aT lOrD sOmBrA, TrYiNg To GeT tHrOuGh To ThEm. " Ghost Replied, Though He isn't gonna say no to Trying Zap Apples, Hopefully they won't turn him into a Ghostling-Bat-Rabbit Hybrid. Clearly there was more to that Lord Sombra bit but Clearly He was trying to Keep Speaking to a Minimal due t... View More
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4 hours ago
Aurora, too busy talking to herself about some sort of magic spell, passed by. Only to stop suddenly and turn to look at Twilight. Her eyes wide as she just stared in shock. It was like a weird mirror! "Sweet Luna..."
Twilight blinks, taking in the mare standing on the path. She stares at the incredibly familiar mane colors and horn, feeling like she's looking into a confusing mirror. Normally, a potential doppelganger would trigger an immediate, multi-step containment protocol.
Instead, she just stares back as ... View More
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6 hours ago
"I, uh, don't think any of those are correct, Princess. My name is Aurora Sparkle. I am a witch from the Dewleaf Forest. I have to be honest, I am just as confused as you... But don't worry, I'm not here to burden. I desired to simply go for a walk." She stepped up and took a seat on the steps, look... View More
Twilight lets out a genuine sigh of relief, the tension melting from her shoulders. Her exhausted expression softens into a warm smile.
"Oh, thank goodness," she chuckles, her usual bright curiosity returning. "You have no idea what a relief that is. I'm Twilight. It's very nice to meet you, Aurora... View More
// Thanks for jumping into this RP with me! It’s been a really long time since I’ve done one of these, and I'm having a blast. Even if I am a bit rusty//
(Np! Always love to rp with canon characters, even though I have one in my lineup!)
(Heh, we'll see. Hope you can handle my crazy lil' world, full of memes and adventure around every corner.)
//Nothing I’m not used to from the past. I just try to stay in character //
*Mr. Puzzles would be trying to film his next absolute cinema masterpiece.* Ugh, its missing that one... element. #rp
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"You may touch the snout" 👉 🐴
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Nah I'll just steal the snout instead. *Proceeds to do so*
Night shoots feathers at you using a blow dart-type contraption she made that just shoots tiny things like pebbles or other small things she finds. Just curious to see if she can spark a reaction of s... View More
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*Suxortin would place a bucket worth of crabs into your bed. As for why, you dared to smile in his direction. For that, he had to make you pay.* You don't get to show genuine joy in my presence!
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no u suffer *makes a very large hole in your load-bearing walls so that the moment you get home the building collapses on you*
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April 13, 2026
Joke's on you, I already called Luigi ahead of time. *He was vacuuming both the crabs and the parasprites up.*
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Autumn is before you, a briefcase in her mouth and a little tie around her neck! She sits down and drops her luggage, then holds out a hoof to you. "Hey how's it going? I'm Autumn, I'm here for that j... View More
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"...Wuh !?" Flem Exclaimed, She doesn't Remember ever hearing a Job Interview from her Manager!?, Plus She isn't really the best for DOING The interview!, She was just a simple Mailpony!
" Uh... No ?, YOU Came here with the Job Application!?, ALSO, I Never told you my name!?" Flem exclaimed, staring at the mare with even more Confusion, Any more and She was gonna Explode!...Maybe, Ok maybe not but Her head was gonna hurt!
"Oh.. yeah, you raise some well and fair points there," Autumn sits the box down on the desk before them and scratches her chin thoughtfully. "I did come here uninvited.. hmm.. Oh, and as for your name, I've just been reading some the paperwork here on your desk! It's upside down and hard to make ou... View More
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15 hours ago
"...In through the nose, Out through the mouth." She said, Breathing in and out as she was feeling her Anger began to rise, At least It's not Phlegm like in High school, Nothing is as horrible as that. But She'd just stared at Autumn now, Wondering if this pony was doing this on purpose!
Autumn stared back, a small sheepish grin spreading across her face as she sat there. "Heh.. Was I so impressive that I took your breath away? Soooo... Oh this package! I totally forgot- Uh.. say.. how do you know where to take these things? Is there like some kind of map thing to shows me how?"
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"It Tells you on the Box. The Address." Flem said, She Swear they WERE Doing this on purpose just to test them!, And She didn't want to Do Tests! Well until later, She still needed to see what adding Sulfur to the Chitin of Changeling when She gets home.
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Bubblegum sits behind a desk, the brim of her head slung low to give her a cool shadow over the eyes and a chewing toothpick held loosely in her teeth. "I've been expecting you," she answers, followed by an immediate oh no! under her breath as the toothpick fails to defy the laws of gravity.
A mino... View More
Autumn sat enraptured by Bubblegum’s demeanor, a soft gasp even escaping her as she watched the other mare do a cool catch with the toothpick! She didn’t know much about working, but having a cool boss must be pretty important to the job! Sitting up straight and wiggling in her seat till she look th... View More
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