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Ramirez
It just came to mind that NASA sent people to orbit the moon recently, the photos and videos of this historic moment will be epic. Anyway, time to drink more soda.
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
(O:FB Chapter 4: Rumble in the Throughway) (Cant tag Obsilion since he can't log in, but he's still going to reply as he can) *We would go out into... View More
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Jewel, The Blue Bird Pony
*Jewel would stretch.* Im going to go get a coffee. It's probably going to be a long ride to wherever Stishoe is next. *She hops off her chair and flies off toward the kitchen.*
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Queen Lesa
As for the Queen? She could tap into two types of Arcane magic/arts. First being light second being dark, yin and yang... "It won't be easy to land a hit on Somber, he's one slippery snake..." Of course, she knew this better than anyone! She had played that game of chess before and almost didn't suc... View More
Like April 1, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Right, if Stishoe is anything like me, he has the same weakness I do. If we exploit it, we can take him down. Im not sure who else hes recruited... but we know currently of who he has.
Like April 1, 2026
Flam
He nodded. "As for myself, as you can tell i am not suited for frontline combat." He began. "I am better suited in a supporting role with quick, rapid attacks from a distance. As I do beleive Miss Aurora has figured it out, I am utilising Crystaline Sombraic Arcana. Thats to say that we have learned... View More
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
It cant be Knight, as the sword identifies him as a friend. So it must be either of the latter two.
Like April 2, 2026
Queen Lesa
That would explain why Lesa felt somewhat uneasy with the Crystaline Sombraic Arcana. The Queen shook her head before returning her gaze to Aurora how long had she kept that part of her leg hidden? That was another question for another day. She decided to stay quiet for now thinking up a plan to out... View More
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Dr. Norman Reiner
Norman watched as 22 children of all kinds would be playing at the park. Norman enjoyed these times, slow and meaningful. Joy, color, love... That is what magic is. Not being good or being impressive ... View More
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Blackstone Edge
My Queen requests your presence. Come with me...
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
What for? *I adjust my shades.*
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Sounds good.
Like March 24, 2026
Blackstone Edge
*she would teleport them both to the throne room, a very pleased looking Queen Penumbra would be sitting on her throne once they got there. *
Like March 24, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
We were successful in taking care of the pesky ghosts in the wraith ring.
Like March 24, 2026
Blackstone Edge
[Queen Penumbra]: yess that's wonderful news. You've passed my little test "hero". Blackstone send him to the "Above". (Blackstone): of course my Queen. *she would return stickman home*
Like March 25, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
...Alright. *I go back to what I was doing, but not before returning Luigi's vacuum.*
Like March 25, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" Just one question before I do. Should I expect a chance of death, mangling, or any other sort of bodily harm? "
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Blackstone Edge
Lost Punzline.
Like Yesterday, 11:57 pm
Silent V Dusk
“ Oh. Did you honestly expect her to let you know when she plans to zip away? “
Like Yesterday, 5:31 am
Blackstone Edge
No but a warning would have been nice. Her speed is ridiculous even for me...
Like Yesterday, 5:54 am
Silent V Dusk
“ Fair point. I will admit she is rather fast. When I manifested here, she was already at the front desk. I have no clue how, still impressed by that though. “
Like 22 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" ....... Aaanyway, when do you think the Queen will finish her duties in who knows where? "
Like 18 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
Okay, can I at least know how far the travel is going to be? As well, do you provide travel pay?
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Blackstone Edge
[Queen Penumbra]: Oh Cerberus~ *a huge three headed hound would run into the throne room. It's tail wagging in excitement * [Blackstone]: that pet...
Like April 1, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*Nitroxus fought off the urge to run to the dog and hug. However, it was noticeable that his frame did move forward by 3 inches.* So cool.
Like Yesterday, 6:46 pm
Blackstone Edge
[Queen Penumbra]: now then I'm going up to mess with those dumb angels, so take care of Cerberus for me. Blackstone keep watching over this mortal for me. (Blackstone): of course my queen. ... *Cerberus would bark*
Like Yesterday, 12:47 am
Suxortin Snipslous
*Nitroxus would run to the dog.* All the cuddles, you deserve all the cuddles!
Like 13 hours ago
Blackstone Edge
*each head would start to lick you, it appears cerberus is oddly friendly. *
Like 9 hours ago
Brady Thunderfoot
Do I need to?
Like March 22, 2026
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Blackstone Edge
//I answered as the wrong pone ugh. *a golden mare would appear in front of them out of nowhere * [Fortuna]: That's the fun of this this Ring! Play till ya drop! All proceeds go right to me! *she'd giggle mischievously * those that try to cheat get sent to the pits. A little place where they're... View More
Like March 26, 2026
Brady Thunderfoot
Dark.
Like March 29, 2026
Blackstone Edge
Indeed...
Like March 30, 2026
Brady Thunderfoot
....
Like March 30, 2026
Blackstone Edge
[Fortuna]: well do ya wanna give it a whirl? Do ya?
Like March 31, 2026
Brave Charger
*The Knight decided to follows her, wondering, what she wants*
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Brave Charger
´´I try to solve a problem, which could lead into different solution. I try the peace solution, so both of you don´t angry at each other.´´
Like 20 hours ago
Blackstone Edge
[Duskmoon]: problems solved... there's going to be no more trouble from me...
Like 20 hours ago
Brave Charger
´´I know it´s not easy, if they ask me from other Dimension to come here. Hmm tell me about youslf, since I´m curious´´
Like 19 hours ago
Blackstone Edge
[Duskmoon]: Well. I am The Great Alicorn of Pride, Duskmoon Spite. If it wasn't obvious already.
Like 18 hours ago
Brave Charger
´´How did you become Alicorn of the Pride?´´
Like 18 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Nitroxus would jump out of your closet. He was currently fighting a puppet pony. It looked like you, only if you were made of felt. Nitroxus was trying to choke it out, with his arm around its neck.*... View More
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
I'll do one better. *I put on my amp and blast the puppet to smithereens using my void powers.*
Like March 18, 2026
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Suxortin Snipslous
Actually, yes. I would like to see that.
Like March 20, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I put the amp back on my wrist and aim outwards. Blue fire would come out of my hand.*
Like March 20, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Huh, not something I expected.
Like March 20, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Each amp I forge changes how I can output my attacks whenever I use my void powers.
Like March 20, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Okay, that make some sense.
Like March 21, 2026
PB
And yet they don't even know the most complicated stuff nor have to deal with my mother. Oh and they're more flammable than I am i just simply melt around heat while they're more likely to burn.
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PB
Nope. I mean my other job is in an organization meant for protecting time and space.
Like Yesterday, 7:31 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
Oh. Keep forgetting about that.
Like Yesterday, 8:59 pm
PB
It's understandable after all most know me for doing my main job as a royal painter.
Like Yesterday, 10:03 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
Does that job pays well?
Like 13 hours ago
PB
As a royal painter? Yeah as I'm not restricted to just Luna or Celestia granted I opt out of being available to Blue Blood anymore with how much he loves himself. I mean I'd rather not paint him so many times for every holiday as well as his birthday.
Like 10 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
*lights it on fire*
Like March 19, 2026
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Shifter Burnside
*more fire at the felt horse*
Like March 23, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
At least its not on me.
Like March 23, 2026
Shifter Burnside
yea
Like March 24, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
So, see you later?
Like March 24, 2026
Shifter Burnside
sure
Like March 25, 2026
The Mimikin
Mimi would’ve gave the puppet a single look…and slowly it’s body began to slide off, As it was cut but a invisible force, Just what was it !? Well Mimi wqs made to be a weapon with precision in mind.
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Suxortin Snipslous
Oi, don't you take that tone with me. *Nitroxus would stare back in haste and slight annoyance.* I'm supposed to be your friend, yet if you keep trying to bring harm to me. I might let some of the dangers of this world actually get closer to you.
Like March 20, 2026
The Mimikin
“…I DON’T need friends.” Mimi said in annoyance of his own, What point did friends mean to him!? Needless lives he have to worry about, To feel for, To grow bonds with that hurt when they inevitably die, A single tear formed in one of Mimi’s eyes, Like a part of him rejects this notion.
Like March 20, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*Nitroxus would wipe their tear with a tissue.* Hey, don't get upset. I'm here to help you friend.
Like March 21, 2026
The Mimikin
Mimi would’ve gripped their hoof with a iron grip, Staring into their eyes. “I DONT need your sympathy.”
Like March 22, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Its not sympathy. It's empathy.
Like March 22, 2026
Aux "Batty" Cord
"How the huh?" aux shifts Thier wing into a hand and grabs the thing by the scruff, holding it above nitroxas as it thrashes. "what is this thing?" they chuckle slightly as the thing flails snapping it's plastic jaw rapidly, "its kinda funny."
Like March 19, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*Nitroxus would look at the pony.* Um, Aux, its a puppet monster. It wants to take over your life. How are you finding joy in this?
Like March 19, 2026
Aux "Batty" Cord
"ah, prey drive probably." Aux says, Their eyes glinting slightly, " so what now? do ya got a special cage for it? oooor do ya just burn the thing?" aux grimaced that he thought of fire, " oooh maybe it's got a mind in it, let's cut it open!" they dig in a bag with one of their paws retrieving a wic... View More
Like March 19, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
I'm just going to let you have fun. I'm not going to even try to stop you. Since I fear that you would do that to me. if I tried to stop you.
Like March 20, 2026
Aux "Batty" Cord
"eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhh," aux pauses the talon perched on their chin, "probably not, kill you i mean." they chuckle and slam the puppet onto the floor, pinning it with thier claws. Aux looks up at Nitroxas, "how deep does the livvng, go with this one des the stuffing come alive and try and crawl in you... View More
Like March 26, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*The green stallion would shrug.* Well its a puppet. The power comes for its tongue. Its odd like that.
Like March 26, 2026
Soliana Flare
*she'd immediately burn it to a crisp*
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Suxortin Snipslous
Yes! I got it! *He would arm pump into the air.*
Like March 26, 2026
Soliana Flare
*she'd giggle *
Like March 27, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
So, how are you feeling, after that near attempt on your life?
Like March 28, 2026
Soliana Flare
That creature wouldn't even be able to get near me silly.
Like March 28, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
True, it did attempt a try though.
Like March 29, 2026
Silent V Dusk
Silent just stood there. After a few moments, he sighed as if this were a daily occurrence. " I don't, but I have a better way of killing it. And no, it does not involve fire. Probably still want to let go of it though. "
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Silent V Dusk
" Oh, you plan just to eradicate our land then? "
Like Yesterday, 7:05 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
No. Its a very contained bomb. I have a place in mind.
Like Yesterday, 7:10 pm
Silent V Dusk
" Okay, good. Was just about to say, some lives live here. Would like to keep the flames of life here blazing. "
Like Yesterday, 8:03 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
I'm just going to go and destroy the tongues now.
Like Yesterday, 8:46 pm
Silent V Dusk
“ Alright. See you, Nitroxus. I’ll just be trying to clean up whatever kinda blood this is. “
Like Yesterday, 5:34 am
Saturn Ring
*slaps the heck out of the felt version of her* BEGONE FOUL BEAST, THE POWER OF CELESTIA COMPELS YOU
Like Yesterday, 8:55 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
*Nitroxus would smile.* Whoa, impressive. Wait, you'te not burn me alongside it, would you?
Like Yesterday, 9:00 pm
Saturn Ring
No of course not *shakes hoof* ow, I hit that creature too hard.
Like Yesterday, 9:16 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
I got it.
Like Yesterday, 9:27 pm
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Branwen
Tell everyone Branwen says "Hello!" even the strangers, give no context to who I am. :D
Like 13 hours ago
Comp
I will!
Like 10 hours ago
Ghostbit
//Ghost admin here: Heres a case of Ghost facts nobody probs asked for! Ghost can’t pronounce Cadance so He always accidentally calls her “Candlewick” Fluttershy doesn’t know Angel’s/Ghosts actual ... View More
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Vanil
Who is Candence?
Like 10 hours ago
Ghostbit
I Swear I can't ever Remember how their name is spelled, Cadance haha
Like 10 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would walk to the center of town and yell out spoilers for your favorite movies.* In the new Mario movie, Mario loses his mustache to a Baby Yoshi. In the Sonic 4 movie, they kill off Shado... View More
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Ghostbit
Ghost...Had no idea what they were talking about, He never even seen a Film before.
Like April 1, 2026
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Suxortin Snipslous
I'm calling you poor. Poorer that most. You must be lacking some braincells to not understand that.
Like Yesterday, 6:49 pm
Ghostbit
" Nooooo ?, I was literally a Normal Rabbit, Doesn't take much to confuse me most of the time." Ghost said, Sipping on a Juice box
Like Yesterday, 7:53 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
Explain, where did you get that juice box?
Like Yesterday, 8:47 pm
Ghostbit
"...Already had it."
Like Yesterday, 9:12 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
Really?
Like Yesterday, 9:25 pm
Saturn Ring
Okay, what happens in FNAF 3 then?
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Suxortin Snipslous
You're odd.
Like Yesterday, 9:06 pm
Saturn Ring
You too, who gives spoilers for the funny?
Like Yesterday, 9:15 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
I don't care for much. Ruining the joys of others is fun for me.
Like Yesterday, 9:26 pm
Saturn Ring
Where's your whimsy?
Like Yesterday, 9:30 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
I have none, not while you mortals are around.
Like 12 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
That's nothing. If you know a lot, tell me what happens in Rio 3 and my sister here can confirm it.
Like Yesterday, 9:32 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
Whoa, I can't believe you think that there is a Rio 3. That movie will never come out, not since the very studio was shut down. By Disney of all companies.
Like 12 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*Pulls out notes saying that Rio 3 is in fact in production*
Like 12 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Burns it with his willpower.* Like I said, it will never come out.
Like 11 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
You never know. I have hope.
Like 11 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
Your hope disgust me.
Like 10 hours ago
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< Browned leaves fall, birds sing as they start their journey south, and the newly chilled air begins to swell with the scent of pumpkin, it's a beautiful day outside... Nonetheless, the peaceful mor... View More
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Shifter Burnside
"Looks like an industrial area," Shift inspects as he looks through the portal. He then touches it, feeling a stinging senstation. "Owch... must be dark matter. 1 could probably go through this."
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Macha responds, "I make them myself!"
Like February 11, 2026
Shifter Burnside
"Cool. Reminds me of Ollivander's Wand Shop... nevermind."
Like February 12, 2026
D
Macha responds, "I'm sure Ollivander is a fine crafter then! What kinds of wands does he make?"
Like February 13, 2026
Shifter Burnside
"All types. Pretty good ones. Very, actually."
Like March 13, 2026
D
Macha responds, "So which would you like?" (here is the sign that listed all the items)
- Hats: ---------------------------------------- Florafox Bonnet (5 Copper Coins) --------
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Suxortin Snipslous
How the bloody heck did aye get here?
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Suxortin Snipslous
Simple chap. Where aye come from, slimes be a pest critter. Eating a gamble of things. like trash, pets, important gear, and the once moi fave CD rack.
Like March 11, 2026
D
The slime responds, "Never heard of a slime like that. Where are you from?"
Like March 13, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
A place called Trottingham, in Equestria. Its such a different place, than here.
Like March 13, 2026
D
The slime responds, "I've never heard of either of those, must be far away! How'd you get here?"
Like 11 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
Though a portal.
Like 11 hours ago
Slendermane
*He would sit, hoping you would collect his pages just so he could bombard you* Nothing suspicious going on, go ahead
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Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would pick up a page. Looking at the art, he sighed.* This looks like somepony was depressed. Well, guess I will need to burn this.
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Suxortin Snipslous
Suspicious reasons? What kind of reason is that?
Like Yesterday, 9:25 pm
Slendermane
They're NOT suspicious, uh, totally not *Toby waved at Slender from behind the trees, waiting to jump out from behind them, Slender waved a hoof in a "cut it out" motion at him, Toby saluted and tried to sneak up*
Like Yesterday, 9:28 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
Then why have them? You're not making sense.
Like 13 hours ago
Slendermane
*Leans toward Suxortin* Because I want to confuse you
Like 12 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
Confuse me? Speak up, you're mumbling.
Like 12 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
*takes all of them and disappears* bye
Like Yesterday, 5:15 am
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