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Vanil
Im Im gonna-
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Ramirez
Sell me an insurance plan that would cover my non-existent medical bills?
Like Yesterday, 12:52 am
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5/8
Ramirez
I'm...I'm gonna burn ur house down
Like 21 hours ago
Vanil
Burn my house down and it'll disable all delivery services. Then, you'll have to drive to BK!
Like 20 hours ago
Ramirez
I use UberEats and use Taco Bell delivery (DoorDash)
Like 13 hours ago
Vanil
Which means burning my house will only result in a net negative for you. Not saying your way has any positives, regardless. Paying twice as much for flavored cardboard ass.
Like 7 hours ago
Ramirez
Mods, put Vanil under serious debt
Like 5 hours ago
Maxh Vezpyre
Yes, do the thing.
Like Yesterday, 2:48 am
Vanil
Just like that, Maxh's propensity to "steal" immediately ceases
Like Yesterday, 3:06 am
Maxh Vezpyre
Yes, this increases stock market value on Horse nearly immediately.
Like Yesterday, 3:09 am
Shifter Burnside
mmm
Like Yesterday, 4:16 am
Vanil
yeah
Like 20 hours ago
Thaumaturgy Whickerbray-Coronet the 2nd
tweak
Like Yesterday, 5:45 am
Vanil
for Ryan Gosling. Yes.
Like Yesterday, 6:16 am
Andromeda Flemish
“Y-You’re a goofy goober !?”
Like Yesterday, 5:47 am
Vanil
"ROCK! But no. I was going to say something else but now im gonna say that you're about to be beaten by every able-bodied patron in this establishment."
Like Yesterday, 6:15 am
Andromeda Flemish
“…YOU BROUGHT ME HERE TO BE BEATEN UP!?, WHY !?” Flem said, Now a complete sobbing mess.
Like 23 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" Have your barber give you another new mane style? I wouldn't recommend, besides, you look pretty as is. "
Like Yesterday, 5:49 am
Vanil
Vanil brushed her rebonded mane to the side "I'm surprised you noticed. Thought I'd look special, for a special occassion, aye?"
Like 20 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" You say that like you have to..... as Rarity would put it. " Silent cleared his throat, and his voice came out, disturbingly similar to Rarity's. " Darling, you're simply dazzling all the time. " Silent started coughing, and his voice was back to normal. " Dear Celestia, that does numbers on the ... View More
Like 14 hours ago
Blackstone Edge
*points the sharp end of her scythe at you* You're gonna what exactly...
Like 20 hours ago Edited
Vanil
Im gonna turn death and all traditionally ethereal concepts to remain ethereal and passive, without physical entities nor embodiments :derp:
Like 20 hours ago
Blackstone Edge
Humph. .
Like 19 hours ago
Brady Thunderfoot
Go go to the store to buy milk from a store never to return to your kids?
Like 19 hours ago
Vanil
Im gonna not do that. Im will be good mother with good husband :muffins:
Like 7 hours ago
Silver Stone
“Someone catch her before she faints, and I catch a lawsuit.”
Like 17 hours ago
Vanil
Unfortunately, he was the only one who could, for Vanil swooned right before him.
Like 7 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
Vanil! Don't sneeze! I just built this house of cards!
Like 14 hours ago
Vanil
"Im gonna- ha-...ha-...HA-" and Vanil immediately drops the act to switch out a middle card with an Uno card. The card she took away? 4 of spades. This has no significance to anything, just a statement.
Like 7 hours ago
emez
shared a photo
I have come back from the void :3
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Nitroxus Soulspins
Did you bring back a present? Or a photo?
Like 14 hours ago
emez
no sadly non I can reilly show without it being nothing
Like 5 hours ago
Maxh Vezpyre
Maxh observes a picture of the one that cursed him and his sister long, long, long ago. Admin also sees it and decides it needs an update, that is such an old picture. "Ah yes, I forgot I need to of... View More
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Nitroxus Soulspins
What the heck!
Like 14 hours ago
Maxh Vezpyre
Yes
Like 14 hours ago
Luminosity
So are the offerings like an annul like routine basis or something more archaic like when the moon shines thus.
Like 6 hours ago
Maxh Vezpyre
Every month, the offerings to the deity of poison and venom must be made
Like 5 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
Silent was sitting by himself on a bench in Ponyville's park. He was originally there to just clear his head with a good read, the book labeled ' Dragonatimy. The Cycles, Behaviours and Markings of Dr... View More
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Glitterbomb Crybaby
Another lovely morning with !!
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Opaline Arcana
I do so enjoy making breakfast for you when you're hung over. It is the equals parts disgust and hunger that maximizes both pain and joy. I'll never get another thrill like it with anyone else. Note: Anyone else who asks for breakfast will be greeted by hot grease in the worst parts of their body p... View More
Like 12 hours ago
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5/9
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
I'd like to see you try to burn my chocolate and pizza. I guard it like a mfker.
Like 11 hours ago
Glitterbomb Crybaby
I never have any, like.. clue what you're saying? But I'm happy for you.. or I'm sorry???
Like 11 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
I was talking to opaline.
Like 11 hours ago
Opaline Arcana
I didn't know nor care that you were.
Like 11 hours ago
Andromeda Flemish
// Don't know what I'm missing lol Flem stared at the two ponies... Before Covering her nose in fear of a possible Gas leak cause SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE THERE.
Like 10 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I would be in my Follie warframe.* Free shadowgraphs for everyone!
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Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would pop his head out of the floorboards of your home. Nitroxus was slightly dazed from the sudden breach.* Hey! Why do you have termites forming under here? They bite so much! *Nitroxus wo... View More
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Dr. Oddeus Reiner
"Oh, no! That's my underground colony of red ants! I feed them weiners and bananas." Oddeus haphazardly laughs as he puts sausages in the floorboards.
Like March 16, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would pull himself out of the floor, annoyed.* Why would try to feed them, as I try climb out?
Like March 16, 2026
Dr. Oddeus Reiner
"Oh! Uhm... Well, I figured they could like... Eat you... If that's cool. That would be cool, yeah?" Odd raised a brow.
Like March 17, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
No, that would not be cool! Stop trying that! I don't want to be eaten!
Like March 17, 2026
Dr. Oddeus Reiner
"Maybe... Become an ant yourself? Perhaps I will then help you from the sink hole you're in."
Like March 19, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
I'm not an ant! If you are just going attempt to kill me, then I will have to destory the hive.
Like March 20, 2026
Yami Crosshide
oh hi friend, this isnt my house *he smiles cheerfully*
Like March 16, 2026
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5/21
Nitroxus Soulspins
I can get out, then you can enter. *He would climb out.*
Like March 22, 2026
Yami Crosshide
*he sinks in since technically he was like right next to nitro in the hole...after nitro got out, yami started to make vacuum noises and tiny dots start entering his mouth*
Like March 22, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
You work very fast brother.
Like March 23, 2026
Yami Crosshide
*it takes about half the day....there was alot of bugs*
Like March 24, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
Huh, you were hungry.
Like March 24, 2026
Brady Thunderfoot
Oh no you don't! Get back in there and do something about the termites! -Takes a plunger to him.-
Like March 16, 2026
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Brady Thunderfoot
Anything to kill them faster. I've grown psychotic in the last few minutes of waiting for them to die.
Like Yesterday, 7:26 pm
Nitroxus Soulspins
Its alright. Its done. Now, I shall fix the hole. Do you need a boxing bag to punch at while you wait?
Like Yesterday, 7:27 pm
Brady Thunderfoot
I need a dozen.
Like Yesterday, 7:28 pm
Nitroxus Soulspins
I can provide you 8 for now. The last four, I can have mailed to you. Is that alright?
Like 16 hours ago
Brady Thunderfoot
Will they arrive in a few seconds?
Like 11 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
Silent was sitting on the nearby grey couch, key word being WAS. When Nitroxus popped out the floorboards in front of him, Silent jumped and screamed. " WHAT THE F(BEEP)!??!!? " Upon screaming, he fell backwards, making a thud on the hardwood floor. " Gah! " Silent picked himself up and peered over... View More
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5/32
Silent V Dusk
Silent gave Nitroxus a round of applause. " Not bad, my friend. Not bad at all. Now, all I have to do is replace the floorboards. Shouldn't take much longer than an hour max. Knew it was a good idea to keep a few washers, screws, and spare lumber on hoof. "
Like March 23, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
At least they didn't chew through the foundation. Since if they did, it would both impressive and downright terrifying. As for how would they be able to chew through stone? As well, fixing a broken foundation is super hard and can be messy. Sometimes, it can even break it further.
Like March 23, 2026 Edited
Silent V Dusk
'Yeah, but only the Blight Termite can cause that much damage 'round here. From the look of it, these are the common Harvester Termite. Nothing major..... Unless you don't like bugs. "
Like Yesterday, 7:33 pm
Nitroxus Soulspins
I don't like pests. Since you know, they are a major pain.
Like 16 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" I was talking from a phobia perspective. But as household pests, they are indeed a pain. "
Like 14 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
//Who wants an RP?
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Brady Thunderfoot
No
Like March 25, 2026
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Brady Thunderfoot
-Duh duh duhhhh! THE INCIDENT. Coming soon to a streaming service near you.- Like.....in horror or something?
Like Yesterday, 7:20 pm
Nitroxus Soulspins
No. The best way I can say it as....too many ERPs and random Corn shots thrown at me. Not a fan of that.
Like Yesterday, 7:23 pm
Brady Thunderfoot
Horror isn't erp. Than you'll need to explain further, cause I don't know what a joint long form rp is. Feel free to dm.
Like Yesterday, 7:28 pm
Nitroxus Soulspins
No need. Long Form Rp is just an Rp that has long replies. At least 2 paragraph. Normally, they follow a thinly made plotline. Since both rpers can effect this plot. I do love horror rps. Well not self mutilations' ones. Yet body horror is alright.
Like 16 hours ago
Brady Thunderfoot
I don't do self mutilaton ones, normally I call them "calls for help". Horror is fun, as is action and adventure. I can do some long form stuff....though it'll take me longer to reply with those as I need to think of how to reply, particularly with only a minumum of 2 paragraphs.
Like 11 hours ago
Thaumaturgy Whickerbray-Coronet the 2nd
i've had insane luck on mlp rp discord servers, you could try that
Like March 25, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
I don't rp on Discord...not since the incident.
Like Yesterday, 6:35 pm
Thaumaturgy Whickerbray-Coronet the 2nd
even with all the safety features discord and other server specific social medias have?
Like 20 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
Have you not seen the freaks on the internet these days? I'm not tempting fate again. Last time I did that, I almost joined a discord server for game devs, only for that server to be raided by the FBI. Turns out, there were about 3 users who were selling state secrets and hacking bigger companies.
Like 16 hours ago
Thaumaturgy Whickerbray-Coronet the 2nd
the server was raided by the fbi for selling state secrets..??? what the heck
Like 16 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
It wasn't Thug Shaker Central. It was a little bit after that raid. It was around that time that even War Thunder had to make that public post about players to stop sending them blueprints of real military weapons and gear.
Like 15 hours ago
Andromeda Flemish
Don't think I got to Rp with nitro yet with Flem! :D, Also feel like Mimi is Too mean for Nitro :C
Like March 25, 2026 Edited
Nitroxus Soulspins
So...is that a good thing?
Like Yesterday, 6:35 pm
Andromeda Flemish
Well Yeah for Nitro, Cause otherwise Mimi might harm Nitro, Flem ?, She'd just talk about science, or magic or stuff
Like Yesterday, 6:39 pm
Nitroxus Soulspins
To the RP Time
Like Yesterday, 7:12 pm
Obsidia
//Eh. I'm feeling the urge to give this RP thing another shot.
Like 21 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
//Really, for me?
Like 16 hours ago
Valora
shared a photo
Someone please come wipe this smug look off her face
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Vanil
Where u at im omw
Like 20 hours ago
Ramirez
Extinction
Like 19 hours ago
Maxh Vezpyre
Alright
Like 18 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
I was advised by my lawyers that I'm not allowed to do that.
Like 14 hours ago
Opaline Arcana
Fire can make it permanent.
Like 12 hours ago
Andromeda Flemish
Flem... proceeds to take a napkin and tried to do just so, She knew what they meant, but was afraid of being bitten by those fangs
Like 12 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" Yeah, you're on your own, my friend. Best of luck, assuming that she's a ' friend ' and straddles you, don't fight. Those two fangs look like they could easily tear through flesh with ease. "
Like 12 hours ago
Iridescent_Edge
shared a photo
Just another one of my drawings.
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Snow Storm
Just another masterpiece.
Like 17 hours ago
Iridescent_Edge
You really think it’s that good?
Like 14 hours ago
Snow Storm
I remember when I began drawing pony art and it looked very similar to this. When I see art that reminds me of my roots, it brings me great joy. It’s original, raw and entirely you. I appreciate it more than ever.
Like 13 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
Oh, this is nice.
Like 14 hours ago
Rough Winds
who made the princess sad?!
Like 12 hours ago
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