*Suxortin would leave IRS Main HQ. For he had completely messed up the filing systems. Causing the entire bureau to need to do an audit in the morning. He yawned.* Not easy screwing over a government ... View More
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Shifter Burnside
thanks for helping actually, now we only have to do our taxes next year!
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17 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
Wait what? How would that be helpful?
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7 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Yoshi would be proud.
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17 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
I don't know what this Yoshi is, yet it sounds annoying.
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7 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
He likes to commit tax fraud.
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7 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
What's Tax Fraud?
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6 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
...What you just basically did. You blowing up the IRS Main HQ just basically had you commit tax fraud.
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6 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
Sounds like me, yet I don't recall doing that.
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6 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" Finally! You did something right! For a good-long-while we can kiss taxes goodbye. Just please tell me you burned some of the documents. If not, that'd just be a missed opportunity. '
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17 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
What are you on about? I did this to cripple this government.
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7 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" Oh.... Okay then. " Casually pulls out rapier.
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6 hours ago
Roll for Initiative! *Suxortin was holding a large war hammer, aimed towards you.* Beat a mere 8, and I will allow to live. #rp
You did what! *Suxortin would flip an entire tree from the root and into the air. He walked over to robot.* You didn't destroy the data center, like commanded you to do? You had 1 job! Just that job!
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No, you're doing it wrong. *I pull out a card and fling it toward the data center. Out pops Thomas, the Thermonuclear Bomb.* Now hit the deck!
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April 27, 2026
I keep forgetting this guy exists too, camera horse
he takes pictures
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Remember, do not rp with yourself for an event.
That is cheating.
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it does work
i'm stuck with a pinkie pie tulpa screaming at me send help
Oh my god, elite ball knowledge on CA today guys. The pinkie pie tulpa story had me in a chokehold
Welp there goes my good mood
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*Suxortin would have leaked to the press, all over your terrible secrets.* There we go, free press for all! #rp
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...I mean everyone already knows I sleep with a teddy bear. So its not really a secret.
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April 25, 2026
" No way you got every detail in there. I cover my tracks pretty well. "
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April 25, 2026
No, its a clause in the job. I commissioned the press, to do their job. Who said that I wanted that infomation for myself?
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Yesterday, 8:00 pm
" Wait... " Silent lived up to his namesake for a moment.
" ....How in-depth did you tell them to go exactly? "
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Yesterday, 8:20 pm
As deep as they could. Better be worth it. I gave them more than 3 tons of gold.
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Yesterday, 8:59 pm
Silent had a dead look on his face, fear but not for his dignity. “ …Has the latest issue been released yet? “
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20 hours ago
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Browned leaves fall, birds sing as they start their journey south, and the newly chilled air begins to swell with the scent of pumpkin, it's a beautiful day outside...
Nonetheless, the peaceful mor... View More
(O:FB 10 Finale; A New Dawn)Queen Lesa Aurora Sparkle Flam Polo Fastter Spinneret
*Once in the Nexus, it would reveal itself to be a collegation of galaxies as far as the eye can see, with tendrils ... View More
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No one will ever worship you for destroying the Multiverse, now or ever. You have failed. *She would throw some ice spikes at Stishoe. He would slice them, but due to the tumor, he would become more and more weaker.*
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11 hours ago
(Stishoe) I... am supposed... to win! I have all these powers! They were gifted to me!!
No. You abused them. You overpowered diluted ink sludge. *I would round house kick Stishoe, and he would get flung back and he would melt into a puddle of ink, his shades landing on top of it. I sigh and smile.* ... View More
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11 hours ago
Heh... the Multiverse was almost gone there for a minute... C'mon, let's get everyone back to their respective timelines.
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11 hours ago
*I nod and we turn to leave. The puddle would become active and his sword would pop out of it. It would get flung towards the Nexus. I would hear the sound and turn around.* NO! *The sword would strike the Nexus, shattering it.*
(Stishoe) Finally... my mission... is... complete... *The puddle would ... View More
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10 hours ago
Rail based transportation Ice Spice: You think you the train? You not even the BART (grrah)
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And if I crammed you in a traveler’s chest and shipped you half way across the world? What then bat?
Best hope that carrier ships hazardous materials AH :P ... Cause I've been exposed to so much radiation, I'm glowing.. please help
Oh hell! I've gone unstable! Might got thermonuclear soon! Best clear out!
Sorry but my ligaments have dissolved, I think this is it for us chief
It was an honor serving with you
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