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but you see... i AM the joke!
*laughs at you in Demoman*
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*Suxortin would place a bucket worth of crabs into your bed. As for why, you dared to smile in his direction. For that, he had to make you pay.* You don't get to show genuine joy in my presence!
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no u suffer *makes a very large hole in your load-bearing walls so that the moment you get home the building collapses on you*
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Yesterday, 2:29 am
*Suxortin would just climb out of the wreckage.* Good thing this isn't my home. I just stay here, and now I don't. To the next house.
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17 hours ago
You do realized that you're just helping me. I don't need a home.
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17 hours ago
these were marked for demolition by suicide bomber anyway, was doing those poor horses a favour
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5 hours ago
*Suxortin would laugh, as he had unlocked all the cells and cages of both the zoos, and animal shelters. He had released all the wild animals out onto the streets.* Run wild you beasts of nature! Go o... View More
(O:FB Chapter 4: Rumble in the Throughway)
Queen LesaAurora SparkleSpinneretFlam (Cant tag Obsilion since he can't log in, but he's still going to reply as he can) Polo Fastter
*We would go out into... View More
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*Jewel would stretch.* Im going to go get a coffee. It's probably going to be a long ride to wherever Stishoe is next. *She hops off her chair and flies off toward the kitchen.*
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March 17, 2026
Aurora would have teleported down just behind Stickman. Her eyes locked on Stishoe as if appraising him, then turned her focus to Somber. For better or worse she remained silent until she heard of a traitor amongst the team. "Let's hope you offered him something worthwhile, something..." She'd sudde... View More
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13 hours ago
*I grip my sword tightly.*
(Stishoe, chuckling) Oh... I know exactly what will fill the space. For now... my goal remains steadfast. Severing my connection from that idiot right there. *He points to me.* And I will see my goal through.
M27 guarded Flam as he looked at each person.
"Do not even try to harm Flam. I won't let you get close enough to do so."
He summoned a sword.
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11 hours ago
Magic flowed along Aurora's horn as she prepared a spell. Lesa would recognize it, but none other here would. Coils of energy wrapped around her hooves and held her down as she seemingly absorbed energy from around her. "No matter. Whether we win or lose, I won't go down without a fight. And neither... View More
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7 hours ago
Just before using the teleport... The Queen was coughing quite a bit... she felt it big time! And it hurt! Hopefully it'll pass, but for now she had to get it together...
Now in the present she kept her eyes scanning on what was probably about to come a battle ground.
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6 hours ago
Deep into a lonely night on the outskirts of Ponyville after everypony has entered the peaceful throes of sleep, a creature lurks, pony-shaped but strange. The scream of a chicken briefly silences the... View More
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Aux swings from a streetlight Their upsidedown face right in front of Lachryrose's. Their eyes glinting in the meager light, "Oooh another carnivore! don't meet many others, what's ur name?"
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18 hours ago
The scream that burst from the mare when a stranger appeared above her was muffled by her meal in her mouth she hadn’t let go of. Her clawed proto-wings had flared in reflex but she quickly put them away as she stared wide-eyed at the pony.
She did not recognise them but before she could think too... View More
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9 hours ago
Grave dirt clung to the white fur around Mouse's hooves. It's hard to tell whether it came from the one she's digging up now or one of the four nearby currently marked by freshly churned earth.
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The Ghostling's head would've popped out of the Ground, He was currently Looking for a...Well Frankly Annoying Cat "Friend" Of his, Why must Opal be always Angry!?, But He must've made a Wrong turn cause now He was Staring at a Mare, Who seemed Familar, Till It hit him!, They were the one talking ab... View More
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15 hours ago
She didn't so much as blink at the sight of a rabbit's head emerging from the ground. Kept right on digging as if it were as typical a sight as the worm wriggling in the next hoof full of dirt to be flung aside. The flecks of white across the bridge of her muzzle stand out strangely bright in the sh... View More
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14 hours ago
"Uhhhh... Hold on." Ghost Said Before... Nothing happened ?, Though their Fur tuff strangely Floated downward, yet they never once moved, But some of the Dirt around the mare was. Almost like a Huge gust of Wind picked up the Specks of Dirt, Yet The Ghostling would've pulled out The Pair of Gloves f... View More
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14 hours ago
Mouse stopped digging and looked at the floating dirt. Her head stayed still, but her eyes and ears tracked the dirt moving with clear interest. "Very nice," she complimented. Then she added, in a dreamy tone, "I suppose you were the one I was supposed to warn not to use magic for this? Forensics ca... View More
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12 hours ago
"...?" Ghost Tilted his head at this Mare, Was... She ok ?, He Didn't tknow why they were Being Cryptic, Guuuuess She was Right, Maybe Don't use Spectral veil around places with Dead Creatures, And to also not Kick up dirt in the Area, Even If He was only using it to get from one place to the other ... View More
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10 hours ago







* You're no joke!







