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Ramirez
Seems like a great night to destroy my stomach with 3 taco bell burritos =3
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Vanil
I awake to urge you to go watch Project Hail Mary. It's a great movie. If I have to make a comparison, it would be with The Martian, a movie based on the book by the same author. It's a better "The Ma... View More
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Kadai Montanya
:0
Like March 29, 2026
Artistique
I very much want to see that movie! Hubby and I saw the preview for it when we went to see Demon Slayer Infinity Castle (Which was phenomenal btw!)
Like March 29, 2026
Vanil
Hi, Haven't-kept-up-with-anime here. That movie was ass, on its own. I could forgive that every fight has a flashback, even for characters just introduced, but a flashback within a flashback? Definitely for those who have already watched the show, unlike the Chainsaw Man movie, which requires minima... View More
Like March 29, 2026
Jovian
ok
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Vanil
:yay:
Like Yesterday, 6:49 pm
Silent V Dusk
" If you liked it, I may as well give it a shot. Never been big on sci-fi, though. What kinda sci-fi is it? Is it like a Tron Legacy, or more like an Aliens type deal? "
Like March 29, 2026
Vanil
The Martian, which goes without saying that most of the movie is Ryan Gosling as Dr. Ryland Grace, figuring things out in a spaceship.
Like Yesterday, 6:50 pm
Silent V Dusk
" Alright, I'll give it a watch. I'll let you know how I feel about it. Thanks for the recommendation, by the way. "
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Nitroxus Soulspins
//Fine, I will watch it. If it not good Vanil. I will personally blame you. AFTER, I go the Mario movie, in full costume. ((What, I still have my Luigi costume from the last film.))
Like Yesterday, 7:46 pm
Brady Thunderfoot
No.
Like 2 hours ago
Vanil
:blush:
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Silent V Dusk
While on a trip to Vanhoover, you see Silent, sitting in a secluded part of the Green Dragon. A hotel and bar. He seems to be looking over a document of some kind, occasionally taking sips from his gl... View More
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Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would walk up to Silent.* You Bro, how you go?
Like March 11, 2026
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Silent V Dusk
Silent just stared at Nitroxus blankly and took a sip of his whiskey. His headache seemed to have subsided. When he spoke, it sounded monotone and just blank. " The Magical Gift Giving Tree, huh?...... That just sounds like a tree you'd set up on Heart's Warmin' Eve. Be honest, how long have you bee... View More
Like 4 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
Well the tree only work's pony's birthdays. Since it works everyday, it doesn't work on Hearth Warming. Unless there is a birthday on the holiday. *He would shiver.* As for avoiding that pink mare, I been doing it since I moved to Equestria.
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Silent V Dusk
" Sounds like a fairy tale to be frank. And, I get she can be a little.... much. But you can't keep your head under the sand forever. You know that, right? "
Like 2 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
No, I'm pretty sure that I can. I'm a burrowing pony. We live underground. In the correct ground, I can stay without ever needing the surface. Save for sunlight. Yet the tree is real. I should know, since I work for it.
Like 2 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" Ponies work for a Celstia damn tree? And it was a figure of speech. You gotta learn to face your fears one of these days. You think that I'd still be here if I didn't face my fear? Note that facing your fear is not getting over it. It's just acknowledging it exists. "
Like 2 hours ago
Snow Storm
A short pegasus clambers up on a bar stool and orders a cheese pizza and a pint of craft brew. It looks like a lot of food for a little pony.
Like March 18, 2026
Silent V Dusk
Silent looked up at them a moment, looked back at his document, then looked back, rubbing his eyes. But, after a moment, he just shrugged and went back to studying the paper
Like March 18, 2026
Princess Toriel
*hugs you* Hi!
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Aux "Batty" Cord
Aux squishes slightly, "Hai!"
Like 7 hours ago
Princess Toriel
Hi ma'am
Like 7 hours ago
Aux "Batty" Cord
"Hello, little one," Aux looks down at the princess, "check this out," and swishes their mouth before looking down at toriel and making a squish motion with Thier paw and pointing at themself.
Like 6 hours ago
Princess Toriel
Oooo
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Aux "Batty" Cord
another mouth forms on the side of Aux's face, "you gotta squish me again in order for it to work!"
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Princess Toriel
Oooh oki
Like 2 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would pull himself out of the ground. He would laugh as he pulled himself from the soil. Once out, he would tow out a large emerald with his tail.* Oh, I'm going to enjoy using this baddie. ... View More
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Yami Crosshide
*the soothing winds of yamis weird void grassland hit nitros face as yami stares at nitro in the ground* how do you keep getting here friend
Like March 16, 2026
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5/16
Yami Crosshide
...but you dont have any..*he is very confused on this concept*
Like March 21, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
Yami. How dense are you? Do you know about the passage of time? I'm prepping their inheritence while I'm alive and before I have kids.
Like March 21, 2026
Yami Crosshide
...hmmm *his eyes start to vibrate rapidly staring at the emerald as if thinking...very...very hard*
Like March 22, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
Yami. What are you doing?
Like March 22, 2026
Yami Crosshide
lookin...*his eyes start getting faster till he perks up and stares at nitro* hmm seems like youll have at least 3 descendants...the emerald is effective. guess your right *he smiles...once again still not good but hes been practicing so instead of eldritch horror...its like hes a emotionless psycho... View More
Like March 24, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
What the heck was that?
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Nitroxus Soulspins
Its all good. I was worried about you standing still.*
Like March 26, 2026
Yami Crosshide
just peering into the future to better understand it.
Like March 28, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
You can see the future? How?
Like Yesterday, 7:50 pm
Yami Crosshide
uh by looking *he gives some sass..as if everyone can do that*
Like 3 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
Yami, I don't think that's how sight is supposed to work.
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Blackstone Edge
My Queen requests your presence. Come with me...
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
What for? *I adjust my shades.*
Like March 20, 2026
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Sounds good.
Like March 24, 2026
Blackstone Edge
*she would teleport them both to the throne room, a very pleased looking Queen Penumbra would be sitting on her throne once they got there. *
Like March 24, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
We were successful in taking care of the pesky ghosts in the wraith ring.
Like March 24, 2026
Blackstone Edge
[Queen Penumbra]: yess that's wonderful news. You've passed my little test "hero". Blackstone send him to the "Above". (Blackstone): of course my Queen. *she would return stickman home*
Like March 25, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
...Alright. *I go back to what I was doing, but not before returning Luigi's vacuum.*
Like March 25, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" Just one question before I do. Should I expect a chance of death, mangling, or any other sort of bodily harm? "
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Silent V Dusk
" So are we gonna meet your queen and the Alicorn of Sloth, or are we just gonna walk for all eternity. If it's the latter, you can just teleport me back now. I have better things to do than get my monthly step count in one day. "
Like March 29, 2026
Blackstone Edge
*a pink mare would appear before them.* [Lost Punzline]: yo you called?
Like March 29, 2026
Silent V Dusk
Silent just stared blankly, having his eyes shadowed made him appear more unmoved and intimidating than confused. " So, the Alicorn of Sloth, I trust? "
Like March 29, 2026
Blackstone Edge
[Lost Punzline]: yup
Like 16 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
Silent offered his hoof in greeting. " A pleasure to meet you, you can call me Silent V Dusk, or just Silent. And your name is...? "
Like 4 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
Okay, can I at least know how far the travel is going to be? As well, do you provide travel pay?
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Nitroxus Soulspins
Got it...Okay. Again, lead the way.
Like March 28, 2026
Blackstone Edge
*she'd lead you into the castle. A few guards would move our of the way*
Like March 29, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would look at the guards. He was trying to see if each of them had different faces, or attire.*
Like Yesterday, 7:49 pm
Blackstone Edge
*it wouldn't take to reach the throne room, the Queen herself would be lying it it while being fed grapes by some servants*
Like 7 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would bow to the queen.*
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Brady Thunderfoot
Do I need to?
Like March 22, 2026
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Brady Thunderfoot
Why would spirits want to go to casinos? Don't casinos only help the owner get rich? You know...the house always wins?
Like March 26, 2026
Blackstone Edge
//I answered as the wrong pone ugh. *a golden mare would appear in front of them out of nowhere * [Fortuna]: That's the fun of this this Ring! Play till ya drop! All proceeds go right to me! *she'd giggle mischievously * those that try to cheat get sent to the pits. A little place where they're... View More
Like March 26, 2026
Brady Thunderfoot
Dark.
Like March 29, 2026
Blackstone Edge
Indeed...
Like 16 hours ago
Brady Thunderfoot
....
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Brave Charger
*The Knight decided to follows her, wondering, what she wants*
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Blackstone Edge
She's more of an annoyance than dangerous.
Like March 29, 2026
Brave Charger
´´So no one tried to talk to or Challenge her?´´
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Blackstone Edge
Most just give up after a while. [Lost Punzline]: yeah...
Like 16 hours ago
Brave Charger
´´So where was her last location?´´
Like 10 hours ago
Blackstone Edge
Probably in the Pride Ring.
Like 7 hours ago
Meino Mysticforger
"Free golden carrots, anypony?" #rp
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Vanil
"Pass. I need carats so I can bet on my favorite horsegirl. No, it's not a problem.
Like March 28, 2026
Meino Mysticforger
"You can't bet with golden carrots? What a shame!"
Like March 29, 2026
Maxh Vezpyre
"Yeah but how did you made it golden, tell me the secrets"
Like March 28, 2026
Meino Mysticforger
"Well...it's definitely NOT paint. I'll say that much." Meino kicked the paint can that was behind him into nearby bushes.
Like March 29, 2026
Luminosity
"Hmmmm Golden Carrots" Inspects them, before walking around the corner to put on a fake badge, coming back to the stand, "health and safety. Im gonna need examine one of these."
Like March 29, 2026
Meino Mysticforger
"Uhhh, okay...examine away." Meino used his magic to levitate a carrot to Luminosity. "They are free, so you can keep that one." He chuckled softly and watched on.
Like March 29, 2026
Luminosity
She took hold of the carrot with her wing and looked closely, "Hmmmm.. what do you grow with to give them such a metallic sheen?"
Like March 29, 2026
Meino Mysticforger
"Ah, that is a good question!" He pulled out a book from his satchel with his magic and tapped the cover of it. "I found a spell that can give anything a metallic appearance. Like I can turn a wooden cup into a silver one and so on. Of course, it doesn't make an item into metal; it only makes it loo... View More
Like March 29, 2026
Dr. Norman Reiner
"..." Norman would squint and shake his head. "Please tell me you're aren't eating gold."
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Meino Mysticforger
"Do I eat gold, personally? No. Do I encourage others to eat gold? That would also be a no...for legal reasons." Meino held out a carrot and gently tapped it against his horn a few times, showing how solid it was. "Although you can cover food in edible gold leaf and go about it that way. Be all fanc... View More
Like March 29, 2026
Dr. Norman Reiner
Last week a tweaker was selling 'golden' paper clips. Now he's getting golden carrot tweaker. Great. "Aside from the obvious joke here, quit scamming on my streets!" Norm pointed.
Like March 29, 2026
Meino Mysticforger
"I am not scamming anyone. I have gained nothing from this other than a good laugh and some attention. As you said, this is just a joke. A prank, even, which I believe is no different than what others pull on a daily basis." Meino flipped the carrot around in his hoof for a while, fiddling with it s... View More
Like 22 hours ago
Dr. Norman Reiner
Norman would cross his arms and gave a look of a very disappointed dad. "And what if someone eats the obvious joke as you put it? Have you considered that?"
Like 12 hours ago
Meino Mysticforger
"These are just carrots covered in food dye, so there would be no harm done there. As I said earlier, I am not encouraging others to eat gold or anything else that falls outside the spectrum of food." Meino bit off the tip of the carrot in his hoof and made light, happy chewing sounds as he munched ... View More
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Blackstone Edge
I highly doubt these are real...
Like March 29, 2026
Meino Mysticforger
"That is a fair assumption, but every doubt is a cost of chance." Meino waved around a carrot and chuckled. "You never know if you don't try something."
Like March 29, 2026
Blackstone Edge
*she'd poke the carrot which would instantly rot.* if it was actually gold my power wouldn't be effective...
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Meino Mysticforger
"Well, I suppose you caught me. Yes, these aren't made of real gold." Meino stared at the rotten carrot for a moment, intrigued by how that came to be. "You can deteriorate food? Interesting..."
Like 22 hours ago
Blackstone Edge
I can make anything age rapidly as Age is a way to "die". I can even choose how that being dies either slowly or quickly or even instantly like I demonstrated.
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Nitroxus Soulspins
What's the price?
Like Yesterday, 7:46 pm
Meino Mysticforger
"Free, that is the price."
Like 22 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
Okay? I'll take 1.
Like 2 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
*has a shulker chest full of stacks of enchanted golden apples for no reason whatsoever*
Like 16 hours ago
Snow Storm
“Aw, heck yeah! Gimme that! I’m so hungry—“ cronch, “Mm! Who grew these?”
Like 13 hours ago
Meino Mysticforger
"Oh, I did. Got a little garden full of them, hehe." Meino took out another carrot from a sack that held a bunch and started munching on it.
Like 9 hours ago
Snow Storm
"WOAH! They are super tasty."
Like 6 hours ago
Brady Thunderfoot
No.
Like 2 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would pop his head out of the floorboards of your home. Nitroxus was slightly dazed from the sudden breach.* Hey! Why do you have termites forming under here? They bite so much! *Nitroxus wo... View More
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Dr. Oddeus Reiner
"Oh, no! That's my underground colony of red ants! I feed them weiners and bananas." Oddeus haphazardly laughs as he puts sausages in the floorboards.
Like March 16, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would pull himself out of the floor, annoyed.* Why would try to feed them, as I try climb out?
Like March 16, 2026
Dr. Oddeus Reiner
"Oh! Uhm... Well, I figured they could like... Eat you... If that's cool. That would be cool, yeah?" Odd raised a brow.
Like March 17, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
No, that would not be cool! Stop trying that! I don't want to be eaten!
Like March 17, 2026
Dr. Oddeus Reiner
"Maybe... Become an ant yourself? Perhaps I will then help you from the sink hole you're in."
Like March 19, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
I'm not an ant! If you are just going attempt to kill me, then I will have to destory the hive.
Like March 20, 2026
Yami Crosshide
oh hi friend, this isnt my house *he smiles cheerfully*
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Nitroxus Soulspins
You work very fast brother.
Like March 23, 2026
Yami Crosshide
*it takes about half the day....there was alot of bugs*
Like March 24, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
Huh, you were hungry.
Like March 24, 2026
Yami Crosshide
very, usually one slab of meat would be good but these are tiny so it takes awhile
Like March 28, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
Oh. Gotcha. Due to the volume size differences.
Like Yesterday, 7:51 pm
Brady Thunderfoot
Oh no you don't! Get back in there and do something about the termites! -Takes a plunger to him.-
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Nitroxus Soulspins
I can provide you 8 for now. The last four, I can have mailed to you. Is that alright?
Like March 27, 2026
Brady Thunderfoot
Will they arrive in a few seconds?
Like March 27, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
Um, the mail service does take a few days... *He was already setting up a set of punching bags up.* At least you can have these.
Like March 28, 2026
Brady Thunderfoot
Oh......I guess they'll do....
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Nitroxus Soulspins
*He finished setting up 8.* There you go.
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Silent V Dusk
Silent was sitting on the nearby grey couch, key word being WAS. When Nitroxus popped out the floorboards in front of him, Silent jumped and screamed. " WHAT THE F(BEEP)!??!!? " Upon screaming, he fell backwards, making a thud on the hardwood floor. " Gah! " Silent picked himself up and peered over... View More
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Nitroxus Soulspins
No phobia response. That I know of...
Like March 28, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" Good, either way. Should you drop any more of those things in there before I patch up the hole? "
Like March 28, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
Will do. *Drops some more glass lemons.* Die you cursed pests of wood.
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Silent V Dusk
Silent chuckled. " Well, that should do it. I'll go get the spare lumber. " Silent began to make his way toward the front door, then turned around. " Can you get some screws and washers from the laundry room also? Would save some time. "
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Nitroxus Soulspins
Alright. *He would get up and get some screws, washers and a screwdriver.* Is this all you needed?
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Maxh Vezpyre
Horse spawns, and sneaks by
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Blackstone Edge
I have decided to use Vicious Mockery on you. Enjoy...
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Brady Thunderfoot
-Retorts with your mama insults.-
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5/9
Blackstone Edge
No I was attempting a your mother joke. I'm not good with this
Like March 26, 2026
Brady Thunderfoot
Need more social practice.
Like March 26, 2026
Blackstone Edge
Perhaps... if I wasn't busy guiding souls to their proper afterlife.
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Brady Thunderfoot
Sounds like a skill issue.
Like March 27, 2026
Blackstone Edge
*points her scythe at your neck* right....
Like March 27, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Gets hits by it* Oh.. you think you can just mock me like that? *Cast Vicious Mockery right back.* You look like you drop common loot.
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Nitroxus Soulspins
Oh, a parental being that normally would have been the being that raised you.
Like March 28, 2026
Blackstone Edge
I see, as an embodiment of death I have existed for a very long time.
Like March 28, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
Clearly, something must have existed before you. Like, how did you come into being?
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Blackstone Edge
I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you ..
Like 16 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
Really? How does that make sense? Wait, do you even know how you came into this world?
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Shifter Burnside
but you see... i AM the joke
Like March 27, 2026
Blackstone Edge
How unfortunate...
Like March 27, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*No effect* Try a bit harder than that, Smg3 memes on me harder.
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