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Aether
Ah, Im scared. Its still a month away but.. my wisdom teeth are coming out. First round is on the right side. I don't have anyone that can take care of me so I'll be awake during it. Good thing I caug... View More
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PinkBow
Ah I’m sorry you have to do it awake. :( I got all mine out across different appointments, two I was awake for, the other two I was sleeping for. Definitely what helped me for being awake was having an album playing that I know top to bottom, when I was overly stressed during the removal it helped... View More
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Nitroxus Soulspins
Well, it sucks you have to get your pulled while you're awake. If you have to listen something while the procedure is being done, I recommend you listen "Epic The Musical" and "Wicked" If possible, both. They are just a musical retelling of the Odyssey and a prequel of the Wizard of Oz. Both are wel... View More
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Vanil
Tornadoes need to chill out from harming users here. It's dunking on my plan for the spring >:0
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Nitroxus Soulspins
Vani. you can't just ask Mother Nature to not do it's job. You have to either give her an offering, or a bribe under the table. She is still the boss of the operation.
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Vanil
Mother Nature a union buster frfr 😭
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Nitroxus Soulspins
Yes she is. Yet, she does offer good vacation plans. Better than most.
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PinkBow
I can’t get over the concept of “tornado season” in places! In my province we get so few that we have a yearly anniversary for one that happened almost 40 years ago now :sob:
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Vanil
It's severe weather in a couple states east, although tornadoes are very much on the table in Central because Spring.
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Huckleberry
Huckleberry saddles up to bar and goes to order himself a stiff drink, only to find his billfold emptier than a desert. "Well shoot... Hey y'all, buy me a drink and I'll hear out your troubles and off... View More
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Dusty Trails
The ranger slaps a few bits on the counter of the bar he’s sitting at. “Guthrey, a glass ah whisky fer the gentleman who jus’ walked in.” Looking over his shoulder, he motions towards the empty barstool next to him. “Have a seat, stranger. You look mighty tired.”
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Huckleberry
"Plumb tired and dusty from the trails," Huckleberry admits as he slides into the stool. "Mighty kindly of you stranger! Reckon I owe you for your troubles, just as I promised. So, what ails you partner, and how can ol' Huckleberry help?"
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Dusty Trails
“Daw, I ain’t need no advice. Jus’ ain’t right tah let someone go thirsty.” Dusty waves a hand dismissively. “ ‘Sides. Reckon mah stories ain’t the kind folk wanna hear when they’re eatin’ er drinkin.” The ranger’s demeanor is pleasant, and polite, but there’s a hardness in his eyes that says he’s ... View More
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Huckleberry
Huck grabs his own glass and raises it in acknowledgment, before knocking back a good half of the drink. "Good stallion!" He declares after the whiskey finishes burning down his gullet, "I promise ain't a drop of this fine pour will go anywhere, but past my lips. Though, I always found that the best... View More
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Dusty Trails
After a moment of thought, Dusty downs the rest of his drink. He wordlessly slides the empty glass across the counter for the bartender to refill. The moment the bartender stops pouring, Dusty grabs the glass once more, and takes a large swig. He nearly slams the glass back down on the counter befor... View More
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Huckleberry
Huck swirls the remains of his whisky gently around the lowball glass as he takes a good look at Dusty, noting his attire and the badge he wore. "Outlaws, you say? I take it as your a man of the Law? My respects sir," He hoofs the brim of his hat down and gives a nod. "As for you tale, well lets see... View More
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Maxh Vezpyre
Horse approaches into the bar! and orders... some good stuff! then gives da Huckleberry also a mug of whatever he's feeling like drinking at the moment. No questions asked, horse is in horse mode so he gets the free drinks without needing for advices. "It the Huckleberry, I remember the Huckleberry... View More
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Huckleberry
"Well Maxh, here's to you and your health!" Huckleberry cheers and then gives a hearty chug. Gasping, he slams the mug down onto the bar and nods his head. "Reckon we're peas in a pod in that matter. Equestira is my home, no doubting that, but ain't from the likes as these big city folk. All their b... View More
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Maxh Vezpyre
"Pretty much, I barely seen the city but I'll rather be around small towns, they do need a lot of help than the folks in the big city anyways" And that horse enjoys working for them, where guards barely reach or bother to go, he'll be there to help more unfortunate villagers, with another refill on ... View More
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Huckleberry
"Could and I would, if you keep them pouring like that!" The Pegasus laughs before downing another long gulp of his fresh drink. "Ahhh... Different troubles, different ways. The big cities are just as ripe with trouble as we got it, just easier to perfume the trouble. Look past the blinding lights a... View More
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Maxh Vezpyre
"That's true, there's plenty of problems and other things in many places anyways, I do stick out of the cities the most anyways" The horse chuckled and took the last of his mug into a swift bottoms up! "That's the stuff, well I'll get going now I just wanted a drink, coming to say hello and what not... View More
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Huckleberry
Huck sputtered as the big horse suddenly bade his leave, raising his mug once more in a toast. "I'll drift through from time to time, so don't be stranger Maxh! Call on me too if you ever need a hoof on the farm, I know my way around a plow. Here's to you!" The stallion would finish his drink as Ma... View More
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PinkBow
I am so normal about cowboys :)
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Huckleberry
"I'm afraid I don't catch your meaning there miss, what ever do you mean?"
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Heart Piece
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// I've decided I want to make a full turn around base set that I can use with all my pony OCs, so I'm using Heart Piece as a test subject while I work on planning out her friend group (cause sadly th... View More
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Nitroxus Soulspins
Oh my goodness, she is adorable! I will gladly give her a hug or a gem if she was to ask me.
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Heart Piece
// Thank you!
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Shifter Burnside
death!
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Blackstone Edge
Yes?
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Nitroxus Soulspins
Battle!
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Poison Rose
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[Duskmoon]: Greetings mortals, I am the great Dusksmoon,the Demonic Alicorn of Pride in the flesh! Lady Poison is "busy" so I'll be stepping in on her behalf.
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Nitroxus Soulspins
So does that mean I will have to call you "The great Dusksmoon,the Demonic Alicorn of Pride in the flesh" every time I see you?
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Meino Mysticforger
If you're having change problems, I feel bad for ya son. I got 95 cents and a penny ain't one!
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Nitroxus Soulspins
Dang, that's actually good.
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PinkBow
shared a photo
he remembers it (so you don’t have to)
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Chase
Alright what movie is he screaming at now?
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PinkBow
the room 2 :3
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Chase
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PinkBow
fun fact; I met the guy who plays mark in the room and I was so shy and starstruck that I blurted out stuff about Doug walker </3
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Chase
YOU FOOL YOU MISSED THE ULTIMATE OPPORTUNITY TO DO THE 'OH HAI MARK' MEME
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Vanil
What will happen when he stops remembering or worse, can't?
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Nitroxus Soulspins
What if, I want to keep remembering it?
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Silent V Dusk
While on a trip to Vanhoover, you see Silent, sitting in a secluded part of the Green Dragon. A hotel and bar. He seems to be looking over a document of some kind, occasionally taking sips from his gl... View More
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Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would walk up to Silent.* You Bro, how you go?
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Nitroxus Soulspins
Yes.... Only 3 sources. *Nitroxus would write a note, before placing the journal back in his jacket.*
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Silent V Dusk
" But where did you even get that photo from? Last I checked, that area was guarded by golums. And trust me, unless you know where and when to strike, they can be a real problem. "
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Nitroxus Soulspins
Golems? What are you- *He would catch himself.* I mean, its easy to avoid golems, if you dig under them.
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Silent V Dusk
" You say that like golems are the most of your worries. You really think a site that existed a decade after Equestria was founded would be guarded by just ice golems? "
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Nitroxus Soulspins
Yes...ice golems. Digging under the ground to avoid...ice golems...*Nitroxus was trying to hide something.*
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Snow Storm
A short pegasus clambers up on a bar stool and orders a cheese pizza and a pint of craft brew. It looks like a lot of food for a little pony.
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Silent V Dusk
Silent looked up at them a moment, looked back at his document, then looked back, rubbing his eyes. But, after a moment, he just shrugged and went back to studying the paper
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Flash Wilson
Looking for some inspiration for his next story, Flash has taken to the streets to question the locals! "What would you say is your biggest issue in Equestria these days?" #rp
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Silent V Dusk
" I would say there's one specific stallion who goes 'round ruining ponies' lives and spreading misinformation. But I'm sure time will solve that problem soon enough. So, I'll just go with the lack of security in small towns like Ponyville or Appaloosa. "
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Silent V Dusk
" And there goes your story. I'll see you in hell. " Silent turned around and trotted away. But not at a pace that can't be kept up with.
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Flash Wilson
Flash follows along, trailing behind Silent. “There goes my story? Where? In hell? Are… are we going there right now?! I haven’t packed! Do you need sunscreen down there?”
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Silent V Dusk
" OH, FOR CELESTIA'S- Nope, I'm not dealing with this bulls(BEEP). " Silent's horn lit up, and he jumped into a shadow, physically disappearing. Only his shadow was left, which started running. It was hard to keep track of where Silent was going because he was a shadow, not a pony.
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Flash Wilson
"OH MY GOSH!" Flash exclaimed, looking at the spot Silent had disappeared from. "A shinny penny!" Snatching it, he continued to chase after the shadow, shouting out questions! "Any remarks on the rumors that you are a shadow of your former self!? Is it true that you've receded from the public's view... View More
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Silent V Dusk
The shadow couldn't talk; it was just a shadow after all. But it could manipulate shadows and make them solid. So, he took the shadow of a basket, manipulated it into a mare-sized, SHUT UP, made it solid, and tossed it at him.
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Andromeda Flemish
“… Lack of address names, Lack of tourist stops, Lack of a princess doing anything when something bad happens.”
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Flash Wilson
“Are you kidding me, we got loads of those! Like… that street, or this road! Plus, that street has a tourist stop on it, where you can see that Rock, you know, the special one?” Flash said, those were all great and famous places. “As for the Princesses, well… can’t have them do everything! They’re b... View More
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Andromeda Flemish
“Of course I have a point, AT LEAST I DONT SIT ON MY BUTT DOING NOTHING WHILST THE TOWN IS ON FIRE!?”
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Flash Wilson
Flash nods his head as he listens, writing this down. "Yes, yes! Do you feel as if the Princess's lack of response in these critical times has caused you to feel let down? Also.. what would you do if the town is on fire?"
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Andromeda Flemish
"Well... Kinda!?, Though the Current Princess is kinda like a Babysitter, But at least She done stuff compared to that Moon one and that sun one, Also for that ?, Well First I'd Freeze cause of.. well It's a Fire, Then I'd get someone who can cast like Ice or Water, I don't... know any of those spel... View More
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Flash Wilson
"Hmm... do you think your lack of the arcane is due in part because of the Princess's failings? She was a student of magic, I do believe, maybe she should be sharing that knowledge?" Flash probed the thought. "But you think she's only slightly better compared to the Luna and Celestia.. how can she i... View More
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Spirit Weaver
"Men. Just their like. Continued existence." Spirit looked Directly into Flash's eyes. "You should take estrogen. Now."
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Flash Wilson
Flash stares at Spirit over the edge of his notepad, raising a brow up. "You.. want me to write a story about Men existing, and then take estrogen?" He asked, then tapped his chin with his pen, his tongue sticking out. "Say what is a man?"
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Spirit Weaver
"A story about how all men need to take estrogen and stop being men, yes." ".... if you throw that wine glass on the ground i'm going to actually Freak Out."
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Flash Wilson
"So these 'Men'... where are they?" Flash asked as he took notes. "And why do you want them to take so much estrogen?"
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Spirit Weaver
"All Men Should Become Women."
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Flash Wilson
Flash stared at Spirit in confusion now! “Women? Right.. they’re like those men you spoke of?” Flash begun writing in his notes ‘Local Lunatic Sees Mysterious Creatures!’.
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Nitroxus Soulspins
Lack of community, and care for fellow ponies! Also, we need more enchiladas.
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Flash Wilson
"Huh... you might be onto something there.. Not that first part, but the enchiladas for sure!" Flash begins to scribble down some notes. "How would you say the lack of enchiladas has impacted your life directly?"
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Nitroxus Soulspins
Wait, what about the first things...Oh as for the lack of enchiladas. Well everytime somepony claims to make the best. I sample them and cry...as its not the best. And this isn't for personal preferences due to taste buds. I scientifically proved how some of the plates were not even in the top 100 e... View More
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Flash Wilson
"How does one scientifically prove such a thing?" Flash asked skeptically, a small frown on his face. "That's just not possible... each pony's tastes are keyed to them. What one might find delicious, another finds lacking. Sweet, savory, salty, smokey, spicy- woah, so a lot of taste words start with... View More
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Nitroxus Soulspins
Simple, the law of averages. I host a yearly event of Enchiladas making. Using that survey every year, as well sampling every table of all varying types of enchiladas. I have on average about 850 other ponies to take their tastes into mind. And every year I never get any enchiladas above a 7.2 on th... View More
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Maxh Vezpyre
The Arabian big honse would rub his chin in thoughts about that question. What is the issue... in Equestria. "... It do be needing more fun, gets dull a lot around here"
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Maxh Vezpyre
"Anything really, the place is a snooze-fest, could use a bit more of conflict here and there, more races!, more spa's too. All that sort of things." He said slightly unsure, it might be too much but it's true that Equestria's mostly store after store, house after house and that's about it.
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Flash Wilson
Flash nods his head, then starts jotting down notes. “I’m fairly certain we have spas- I find them more relaxing than fun, but to each their own! What about conflict though. You mean fighting, or just drama?”
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Maxh Vezpyre
"There's a spa that I know of, but there's only one and it's mostly full so I barely get to have a turn. In my aging body I could use a thermal pool to soothe the muscles!" He chuckled and nodded afterwards. "Oh yes, some more competitive healthy fights, tugs of war, endurance racing, seen like... s... View More
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Flash Wilson
"Soooo like sports?" Flash asked with a tilt of his head. "More sports to keep people entertained and competing? Hmm.. that's not a bad idea. Like, what do the Wonderbolts do other than just do circles in the air! What if they participated in some sort of aerial ball game, or a fight? Would that int... View More
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Maxh Vezpyre
"Ohh that's exactly what I meant, anything really. Most of this continent possess stores and houses, that's pretty much it. I'll even enter in a gladiator arena and wrestle these space-bears happening around, they're honorable opponents, surely many would enjoy to see that." And... well anything r... View More
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Dr. Norman Reiner
Norman raised a brow and cleared his throat, "Mr. Wilson. Been here long enough to know your deal. Tell me, how long have you been seen by a clinician or doctor, Mr. Wilson?"
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Flash Wilson
Flash blinked in surprise, taken back! “Me? Well… never, by neither! I eat plenty of apples to keep them away, works like a charm!” Flash seems pretty confident in that, but then gives Norman a slight glare. “Also, I’m the one who’s suppose to ask the questions here! Unless you’re wanting to write t... View More
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Dr. Norman Reiner
Norman smiled and chuckled before saying, "You just answered my question for me. You asked: What is the biggest issue?" Norman would step close as his legs would twist and break to form into longer legs. He was now staring down at Wilson with a judgemental gaze. "Medical. Ignorance. Give it five y... View More
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Flash Wilson
Flash's eyebrows were rising higher and higher with each word from Norm, his pen scrawling furiously away at his notepad. To be extra safe, he readied an apple in the air beside him, ready to be consumed if things got out of hoof! "So.. you want to check my manhood?" Flash asked, pausing to clarify ... View More
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Dr. Norman Reiner
"I'm surprised at this point there are people that DON'T know me." Norman said and shook his head, "I'm Dr. Norman Reiner. Former pediatrician and homicide detective. Currently, I am teaching at Canterlot Castle about magic." Norman knew this conversations was about to come up but he isn't hiding an... View More
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Blackstone Edge
*she'd poke him with the back end if her scythe* No...
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