i have no reason to arpeeeeeeeeee i have no friends i have no life and i have a tiny little di-
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-aphragm. I'm one bad bench away from a full-blown hernia.
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8 hours ago
Dr. Oddeus Reiner
Little baby diaphragm
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3 hours ago
*Boop* "Your It!" *Calaco then pranced away, giggling.*
O Captain! My Captain!
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The war is won... Something something... But on the porch lies my captain, cold and dead.
Something like that. I honestly thought about that one episode of Family Guy when I wrote this. Where Brian was a substitute teacher, and they were referencing that one movie I have not seen yet. You may not have seen it, but it stuck with me since.
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5 hours ago
I was thinking of the poem "O Captain! My Captain," by Walt Whitman. I once read it in English class.
While on a trip to Vanhoover, you see Silent, sitting in a secluded part of the Green Dragon. A hotel and bar. He seems to be looking over a document of some kind, occasionally taking sips from his gl... View More
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" Sure thing. " Silest first handed him the acid blade; it looked like a regular dagger, but the handle was hollow, and there was a button near the hilt. Along with them came five canisters, filled with a sickly green substance.
" You insert the canisters in the gap. Press the button, and the blade... View More
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March 16, 2026
Thank you...Wait a sec. I have a question about these. Where were you holding these at?
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March 16, 2026
" The pouches in my utility belt have a little chip throughout them that manipulates the matter inside to be the required size parameters. It makes the object smaller, and it grows back to its regular size when taken out. "
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March 16, 2026
Did you just build my Infinite Jacket, on a budget? Like how and why?
Silent looked at him a moment, one of his eyebrows raised in a confused look. " I'm sorry? Infinite Jacket? It's the equipment my group gives me. It's like a hunter having a bow and a skinning knife. Or a painter having a brush. It's all part of the job. "
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22 hours ago
A short pegasus clambers up on a bar stool and orders a cheese pizza and a pint of craft brew. It looks like a lot of food for a little pony.
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11 hours ago
Silent looked up at them a moment, looked back at his document, then looked back, rubbing his eyes. But, after a moment, he just shrugged and went back to studying the paper
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5 hours ago
*Nitroxus would pop his head out of the floorboards of your home. Nitroxus was slightly dazed from the sudden breach.* Hey! Why do you have termites forming under here? They bite so much! *Nitroxus wo... View More
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"Oh, no! That's my underground colony of red ants! I feed them weiners and bananas." Oddeus haphazardly laughs as he puts sausages in the floorboards.
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March 16, 2026
*Nitroxus would pull himself out of the floor, annoyed.* Why would try to feed them, as I try climb out?
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March 16, 2026
"Oh! Uhm... Well, I figured they could like... Eat you... If that's cool. That would be cool, yeah?" Odd raised a brow.
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March 17, 2026
No, that would not be cool! Stop trying that! I don't want to be eaten!
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22 hours ago
Oh no you don't! Get back in there and do something about the termites! -Takes a plunger to him.-
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March 16, 2026
Silent was sitting on the nearby grey couch, key word being WAS. When Nitroxus popped out the floorboards in front of him, Silent jumped and screamed. " WHAT THE F(BEEP)!??!!? "
Upon screaming, he fell backwards, making a thud on the hardwood floor. " Gah! " Silent picked himself up and peered over... View More
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March 16, 2026
Silent just looked at Nitroxus, dead in his eyes. And then, put a hoof to his face. " F(BEEP)...... F(BEEP), f(BEEP), f(BEEP), F(BEEP)! Thank Celestia Rarity hasn't arrived yet! Okay, we have to get rid of them. You know how she is about household pests! "
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March 16, 2026
Which one is Rartiy again? That's the blue one, right? To get rid of termites. We are going to need a lot of citrus acid, borax, sugar, limestone and a lot of sand. As for why I need it, I'm pretty good with getting rid of termites. Also, do you have any citrus oils by chance?
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March 16, 2026
" In the laundry room, down the hall to the left. Top right cabinat. Also, Rarity is the white one with purple hair. I think you were thinking of Rainbow Dash. And just in case you're wondering why I bring her up, I built the house for her. It's a gift and apology offering for something I accidental... View More
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March 16, 2026
Wait, you have all of that, in your laundry room? You know, that's quite impressive. That's saying something, since I live in a bunker. Also, you built a house, for a mare, as an apology? That's a good thing.
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22 hours ago
" Yeah, if I know anypony, it's Rarity. It wasn't a really big mistake, just felt right. And, yes. I know it's not normal. But you never know what and when you're gonna need. "
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22 hours ago
*Nitroxus would pull himself out of the ground. He would laugh as he pulled himself from the soil. Once out, he would tow out a large emerald with his tail.* Oh, I'm going to enjoy using this baddie. ... View More
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*the soothing winds of yamis weird void grassland hit nitros face as yami stares at nitro in the ground* how do you keep getting here friend
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March 16, 2026
hmm well then *he gently stomps the ground and nitro is pushed up from the ground as the hole closes below him* welcome once again friend, i see you were digging today, what a wonderful gem
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March 17, 2026
magic, now friend what does this gem thing do..is it valuable...is it food?
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6 hours ago
Guys... after all this time... look who's back.
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