Unpopular opinion of today: All alicorns are incompetent wastes of space. Anytime there’s a problem in the show they basically do fuck all. Somehow more of a hindrance than a help.
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Brady Thunderfoot
I'll do one better. All ponies are a waste of space. Non-ponies are where it's at.
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17 hours ago

Huckleberry
My Little Ponies would be so much better if there weren't any ponies
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17 hours ago

Brady Thunderfoot
Right!? It should just be My lIttle-. That's it.
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17 hours ago

Maxh Vezpyre
How bout' you stop stealing food in my home batty.
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17 hours ago

Valora
Never!
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12 hours ago

Chase
Can I have the space mane one?
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16 hours ago

Pepper Snap
Wrong. She is perfect
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16 hours ago

Valora
The first time we see her is through a fake, because unsurprisingly she was kidnapped and replaced. 😡
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12 hours ago

Snow Storm
Victim blaming.
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8 hours ago

Pepper Snap
Her love overpowers the evil demon
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7 hours ago

Andromeda Flemish
What about Faux Alicorns like Sunny ?
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12 hours ago

Valora
I don’t even like g5. The movie was okay but everything past that just feels backwards. The designs don’t interest me either, they’re all rather dull. Also the addition of social media for some reason existing is just stupid.
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12 hours ago

Andromeda Flemish
I STILL Refuse to see G5, Only one I kinda liked was Zip and misty but that's about it. Also I once went down a Rabbit hole (pun not intended) About what Soical media existing meant.
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12 hours ago

Comp
That's why they became politicians.
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11 hours ago

Soliana Flare
I'm a unihippogriff
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11 hours ago
*Nitroxus would pull himself out of the ground. He would laugh as he pulled himself from the soil. Once out, he would tow out a large emerald with his tail.* Oh, I'm going to enjoy using this baddie. ... View More
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*the soothing winds of yamis weird void grassland hit nitros face as yami stares at nitro in the ground* how do you keep getting here friend
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March 16, 2026
Yami. How dense are you? Do you know about the passage of time? I'm prepping their inheritence while I'm alive and before I have kids.
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March 21, 2026
...hmmm *his eyes start to vibrate rapidly staring at the emerald as if thinking...very...very hard*
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March 22, 2026
lookin...*his eyes start getting faster till he perks up and stares at nitro* hmm seems like youll have at least 3 descendants...the emerald is effective. guess your right *he smiles...once again still not good but hes been practicing so instead of eldritch horror...its like hes a emotionless psycho... View More
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March 24, 2026
*you would find her in a hilariously one sided fight against a thief who didn't realize she is basically a walking fire, said thief is trying to attack her with various weapons but all of them are jus... View More
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Somepony has to say sum real shi: Little Caesar's is the goat and I'll forever love them for being there when things get tough.
I will forever rep Lil' C
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LC is the staple here, and I will ALWAYS cherish that!
Home made pizza dough, stuffed cheesy crust and all the toppings you want— that’s what takes care of me. Once you go home made (and I mean, proper yeast risen dough) then there is no going back.
*Nitroxus would jump out of your closet. He was currently fighting a puppet pony. It looked like you, only if you were made of felt. Nitroxus was trying to choke it out, with his arm around its neck.*... View More
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I'll do one better. *I put on my amp and blast the puppet to smithereens using my void powers.*
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March 18, 2026
Mimi would’ve gave the puppet a single look…and slowly it’s body began to slide off, As it was cut but a invisible force, Just what was it !? Well Mimi wqs made to be a weapon with precision in mind.
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March 19, 2026
Oi, don't you take that tone with me. *Nitroxus would stare back in haste and slight annoyance.* I'm supposed to be your friend, yet if you keep trying to bring harm to me. I might let some of the dangers of this world actually get closer to you.
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March 20, 2026
“…I DON’T need friends.” Mimi said in annoyance of his own, What point did friends mean to him!? Needless lives he have to worry about, To feel for, To grow bonds with that hurt when they inevitably die, A single tear formed in one of Mimi’s eyes, Like a part of him rejects this notion.
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March 20, 2026
*Nitroxus would wipe their tear with a tissue.* Hey, don't get upset. I'm here to help you friend.
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March 21, 2026
Mimi would’ve gripped their hoof with a iron grip, Staring into their eyes. “I DONT need your sympathy.”
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March 22, 2026
"How the huh?" aux shifts Thier wing into a hand and grabs the thing by the scruff, holding it above nitroxas as it thrashes. "what is this thing?" they chuckle slightly as the thing flails snapping it's plastic jaw rapidly, "its kinda funny."
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March 19, 2026
*Nitroxus would look at the pony.* Um, Aux, its a puppet monster. It wants to take over your life. How are you finding joy in this?
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March 19, 2026
"ah, prey drive probably." Aux says, Their eyes glinting slightly, " so what now? do ya got a special cage for it? oooor do ya just burn the thing?" aux grimaced that he thought of fire, " oooh maybe it's got a mind in it, let's cut it open!" they dig in a bag with one of their paws retrieving a wic... View More
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March 19, 2026
I'm just going to let you have fun. I'm not going to even try to stop you. Since I fear that you would do that to me. if I tried to stop you.
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March 20, 2026
Silent just stood there. After a few moments, he sighed as if this were a daily occurrence.
" I don't, but I have a better way of killing it. And no, it does not involve fire. Probably still want to let go of it though. "
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March 19, 2026
" Maybe later, we clearly have something of a problem if there are more of those things. You sure you got the others? "
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March 22, 2026
" ... I won't ask why you chose to carry those. I'm just glad those things are good and dead. "
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March 23, 2026
Oh, its power comes its tongue. As the more it can take over your life, the more it becomes you.
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March 23, 2026
Ah, Im scared. Its still a month away but.. my wisdom teeth are coming out. First round is on the right side. I don't have anyone that can take care of me so I'll be awake during it. Good thing I caug... View More
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Ah I’m sorry you have to do it awake. :( I got all mine out across different appointments, two I was awake for, the other two I was sleeping for.
Definitely what helped me for being awake was having an album playing that I know top to bottom, when I was overly stressed during the removal it helped... View More
The people doing it know about my anxiety and my autism and my history, like when I was being literally held down once by three people and then banned from that dentist for freaking out. I'm gonna have something on that I know well and that I can distract myself with.
I only ever make noise at the ... View More
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14 hours ago
Well, it sucks you have to get your pulled while you're awake. If you have to listen something while the procedure is being done, I recommend you listen "Epic The Musical" and "Wicked" If possible, both. They are just a musical retelling of the Odyssey and a prequel of the Wizard of Oz. Both are wel... View More
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March 22, 2026
They're doing one side at a time. so two at a time.
Also I'm in early retirement. No work for me. I get to eat icecream and drink ice tea and hope the pain goes away. It cant be worse than when one of my teeth got so agitated my nerve almost had to be pulled out. They're gonna give me an icepack an... View More
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14 hours ago
guess youre feeling the p-p-p-pressure! holy crap name drop! i should *oof* myself
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Chase begins the crab cycle. From this point forward there is only crab.
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