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Valora
Unpopular opinion of today: All alicorns are incompetent wastes of space. Anytime there’s a problem in the show they basically do fuck all. Somehow more of a hindrance than a help.
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Brady Thunderfoot
I'll do one better. All ponies are a waste of space. Non-ponies are where it's at.
Like 17 hours ago
Huckleberry
My Little Ponies would be so much better if there weren't any ponies
Like 17 hours ago
Brady Thunderfoot
Right!? It should just be My lIttle-. That's it.
Like 17 hours ago
Maxh Vezpyre
How bout' you stop stealing food in my home batty.
Like 17 hours ago
Valora
Never!
Like 12 hours ago
Chase
Can I have the space mane one?
Like 16 hours ago
Pepper Snap
Wrong. She is perfect
Like 16 hours ago
Valora
The first time we see her is through a fake, because unsurprisingly she was kidnapped and replaced. 😡
Like 12 hours ago
Snow Storm
Victim blaming.
Like 8 hours ago
Pepper Snap
Her love overpowers the evil demon
Like 7 hours ago
Andromeda Flemish
What about Faux Alicorns like Sunny ?
Like 12 hours ago
Valora
I don’t even like g5. The movie was okay but everything past that just feels backwards. The designs don’t interest me either, they’re all rather dull. Also the addition of social media for some reason existing is just stupid.
Like 12 hours ago
Andromeda Flemish
I STILL Refuse to see G5, Only one I kinda liked was Zip and misty but that's about it. Also I once went down a Rabbit hole (pun not intended) About what Soical media existing meant.
Like 12 hours ago
Comp
That's why they became politicians.
Like 11 hours ago
Soliana Flare
I'm a unihippogriff
Like 11 hours ago
Berkie Starfall
hooves at you
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Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would pull himself out of the ground. He would laugh as he pulled himself from the soil. Once out, he would tow out a large emerald with his tail.* Oh, I'm going to enjoy using this baddie. ... View More
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Yami Crosshide
*the soothing winds of yamis weird void grassland hit nitros face as yami stares at nitro in the ground* how do you keep getting here friend
Like March 16, 2026
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5/16
Yami Crosshide
...but you dont have any..*he is very confused on this concept*
Like March 21, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
Yami. How dense are you? Do you know about the passage of time? I'm prepping their inheritence while I'm alive and before I have kids.
Like March 21, 2026
Yami Crosshide
...hmmm *his eyes start to vibrate rapidly staring at the emerald as if thinking...very...very hard*
Like March 22, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
Yami. What are you doing?
Like March 22, 2026
Yami Crosshide
lookin...*his eyes start getting faster till he perks up and stares at nitro* hmm seems like youll have at least 3 descendants...the emerald is effective. guess your right *he smiles...once again still not good but hes been practicing so instead of eldritch horror...its like hes a emotionless psycho... View More
Like March 24, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
What the heck was that?
Like Yesterday, 5:12 pm
Yami Crosshide
a smile...did i do it wrong again?
Like 11 hours ago
Soliana Flare
*you would find her in a hilariously one sided fight against a thief who didn't realize she is basically a walking fire, said thief is trying to attack her with various weapons but all of them are jus... View More
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Ramirez
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Somepony has to say sum real shi: Little Caesar's is the goat and I'll forever love them for being there when things get tough. I will forever rep Lil' C
4 people like this.
PinkBow
Purrrr
Like Yesterday, 10:32 pm
Ramirez
R/PinkBowSpotted
Like Yesterday, 11:15 pm
Meino Mysticforger
LC is the staple here, and I will ALWAYS cherish that!
Like Yesterday, 10:38 pm
Ramirez
It's always hot and ready for you
Like Yesterday, 11:14 pm
Chase
Hard to argue with instant pizza on the cheap.
Like Yesterday, 10:42 pm
Ramirez
Hot and ready
Like Yesterday, 11:24 pm
Snow Storm
Speak ill. I disagree.
Like Yesterday, 11:46 pm
Ramirez
Who dares?
Like Yesterday, 11:49 pm
Snow Storm
Home made pizza dough, stuffed cheesy crust and all the toppings you want— that’s what takes care of me. Once you go home made (and I mean, proper yeast risen dough) then there is no going back.
Like 23 hours ago
Ramirez
Boo🍅🍅🍅
Like 22 hours ago
Comp
Don't boo Snow's cooking. They're a pro chef!
Like 19 hours ago
Ramirez
Little Caesar's
Like 13 hours ago
Valora
All pizza is C tier
Like Yesterday, 4:16 am
Huckleberry
Scientifically impossible, look it up!
Like Yesterday, 4:38 am
Ramirez
Alright, leather wings
Like 20 hours ago
Vy Thresh
Love me some Lil Caesars <3 Especially that deep dish
Like 19 hours ago
Ramirez
Crazy bread🤤🤤🤤
Like 13 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
I love you. That's real speaking there.
Like 17 hours ago
Ramirez
Pizza love, Nitro
Like 13 hours ago
Andromeda Flemish
LIESS
Like 13 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would jump out of your closet. He was currently fighting a puppet pony. It looked like you, only if you were made of felt. Nitroxus was trying to choke it out, with his arm around its neck.*... View More
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
I'll do one better. *I put on my amp and blast the puppet to smithereens using my void powers.*
Like March 18, 2026
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Nitroxus Soulspins
Actually, yes. I would like to see that.
Like March 20, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I put the amp back on my wrist and aim outwards. Blue fire would come out of my hand.*
Like March 20, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
Huh, not something I expected.
Like March 20, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Each amp I forge changes how I can output my attacks whenever I use my void powers.
Like March 20, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
Okay, that make some sense.
Like March 21, 2026
PB
And yet they don't even know the most complicated stuff nor have to deal with my mother. Oh and they're more flammable than I am i just simply melt around heat while they're more likely to burn.
Like March 18, 2026
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PB
Not really assistant but uh one of my friends often visits from time to time and well helps me out when those things happen.
Like Yesterday, 8:22 pm
Nitroxus Soulspins
Oh, that's good to hear. So, how are you feeling now?
Like 18 hours ago
PB
Better
Like 18 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
Good! I was worried. I'm glad that you're still solid.
Like 17 hours ago Edited
PB
Yeah ice packs usually help solidify my body a bit more than just chilled water.
Like 15 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
*lights it on fire*
Like March 19, 2026
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5/10
Shifter Burnside
*more fire at the felt horse*
Like March 23, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
At least its not on me.
Like March 23, 2026
Shifter Burnside
yea
Like March 24, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
So, see you later?
Like Yesterday, 5:04 pm
Shifter Burnside
sure
Like Yesterday, 5:42 am
The Mimikin
Mimi would’ve gave the puppet a single look…and slowly it’s body began to slide off, As it was cut but a invisible force, Just what was it !? Well Mimi wqs made to be a weapon with precision in mind.
Like March 19, 2026
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Nitroxus Soulspins
Oi, don't you take that tone with me. *Nitroxus would stare back in haste and slight annoyance.* I'm supposed to be your friend, yet if you keep trying to bring harm to me. I might let some of the dangers of this world actually get closer to you.
Like March 20, 2026
The Mimikin
“…I DON’T need friends.” Mimi said in annoyance of his own, What point did friends mean to him!? Needless lives he have to worry about, To feel for, To grow bonds with that hurt when they inevitably die, A single tear formed in one of Mimi’s eyes, Like a part of him rejects this notion.
Like March 20, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would wipe their tear with a tissue.* Hey, don't get upset. I'm here to help you friend.
Like March 21, 2026
The Mimikin
Mimi would’ve gripped their hoof with a iron grip, Staring into their eyes. “I DONT need your sympathy.”
Like March 22, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
Its not sympathy. It's empathy.
Like March 22, 2026
Aux "Batty" Cord
"How the huh?" aux shifts Thier wing into a hand and grabs the thing by the scruff, holding it above nitroxas as it thrashes. "what is this thing?" they chuckle slightly as the thing flails snapping it's plastic jaw rapidly, "its kinda funny."
Like March 19, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would look at the pony.* Um, Aux, its a puppet monster. It wants to take over your life. How are you finding joy in this?
Like March 19, 2026
Aux "Batty" Cord
"ah, prey drive probably." Aux says, Their eyes glinting slightly, " so what now? do ya got a special cage for it? oooor do ya just burn the thing?" aux grimaced that he thought of fire, " oooh maybe it's got a mind in it, let's cut it open!" they dig in a bag with one of their paws retrieving a wic... View More
Like March 19, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
I'm just going to let you have fun. I'm not going to even try to stop you. Since I fear that you would do that to me. if I tried to stop you.
Like March 20, 2026
Soliana Flare
*she'd immediately burn it to a crisp*
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Soliana Flare
Why did that thing look like me anyway?
Like March 23, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
Because, it was trying to take over your life. The more time that it had, the more it would have looked like you. It a strange mimic in that case.
Like March 23, 2026
Soliana Flare
it would have to wait a long 4 billion years if it wants to take my life *she'd giggle *
Like Yesterday, 6:09 am
Nitroxus Soulspins
Because your the sun?
Like 18 hours ago
Soliana Flare
Indeed
Like 14 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
Silent just stood there. After a few moments, he sighed as if this were a daily occurrence. " I don't, but I have a better way of killing it. And no, it does not involve fire. Probably still want to let go of it though. "
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Silent V Dusk
" Maybe later, we clearly have something of a problem if there are more of those things. You sure you got the others? "
Like March 22, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Holds the tongues of the long dead 7 puppets.* Yes.
Like March 22, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" ... I won't ask why you chose to carry those. I'm just glad those things are good and dead. "
Like March 23, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
Oh, its power comes its tongue. As the more it can take over your life, the more it becomes you.
Like March 23, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" And it all starts with the tongue? "
Like 15 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
//Who wants an RP?
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Brady Thunderfoot
No
Like 17 hours ago
Thaumaturgy Whickerbray-Coronet the 2nd
i've had insane luck on mlp rp discord servers, you could try that
Like 14 hours ago
Andromeda Flemish
Don't think I got to Rp with nitro yet with Flem! :D, Also feel like Mimi is Too mean for Nitro :C
Like 14 hours ago Edited
Aether
Ah, Im scared. Its still a month away but.. my wisdom teeth are coming out. First round is on the right side. I don't have anyone that can take care of me so I'll be awake during it. Good thing I caug... View More
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PinkBow
Ah I’m sorry you have to do it awake. :( I got all mine out across different appointments, two I was awake for, the other two I was sleeping for. Definitely what helped me for being awake was having an album playing that I know top to bottom, when I was overly stressed during the removal it helped... View More
Like March 22, 2026
Aether
The people doing it know about my anxiety and my autism and my history, like when I was being literally held down once by three people and then banned from that dentist for freaking out. I'm gonna have something on that I know well and that I can distract myself with. I only ever make noise at the ... View More
Like 14 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
Well, it sucks you have to get your pulled while you're awake. If you have to listen something while the procedure is being done, I recommend you listen "Epic The Musical" and "Wicked" If possible, both. They are just a musical retelling of the Odyssey and a prequel of the Wizard of Oz. Both are wel... View More
Like March 22, 2026
Aether
They're doing one side at a time. so two at a time. Also I'm in early retirement. No work for me. I get to eat icecream and drink ice tea and hope the pain goes away. It cant be worse than when one of my teeth got so agitated my nerve almost had to be pulled out. They're gonna give me an icepack an... View More
Like 14 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
guess youre feeling the p-p-p-pressure! holy crap name drop! i should *oof* myself
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Chase
Chase begins the crab cycle. From this point forward there is only crab.
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Huckleberry
The ultimate evolution
Like 17 hours ago
Chase
You're probably not wrong seeing how many different types of crabs there are with likezero relation to eachother.
Like 17 hours ago
Huckleberry
All of them delicious when covered in butter... how does Crab Chase's legs taste?
Like 16 hours ago
Chase
C R A B B A T T L E
Like 16 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
dont kill the spycrabs
Like 15 hours ago
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