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Thaumaturgy Whickerbray-Coronet the 2nd
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PinkBow
Does anyone remember the people on club penguin who’d rp as babies called “pookies” and they’d sit in the pet store and beg to be adopted?
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
NOPE *Pours a bucket of holy water on that subject* IT'S TAINTED, IT NEEDS THE HEAVY ARTILLERY *Pulls out Father Lyon and uses him as a cross*
Like 17 hours ago
PinkBow
good, stay pure my mayor :salute:
Like 15 hours ago
The Outsider
Remember how this also happened back in Pony², where there were just that random handful of filly/colt OCs that'd message you out of nowhere already in-RP trying to get your character to adopt them?
Like 16 hours ago
PinkBow
HELP WHAT??? i don’t remember that :sob:
Like 16 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
I ironically do remember that. Very odd period.
Like 16 hours ago
Vanil
I played along once thinking it was normal, when I was new to horse, for some reason.
Like 15 hours ago
PinkBow
Nooo I’m so sorry :sob: I follow this chill YouTuber who admits she was into that back in the day and just..pookies continue to follow me?? I remember the fake baby voices they used </3
Like 14 hours ago
Wrath
Is this the MLP version of "ABC for [Thing]"?
Like 9 hours ago
Artistique
I never used that site/game/whatever... but ew... I've seen similar years ago when I checked out something called Animal Jam because it looked like something my nephew would have loved back then. Yeeeeeah.. no... super educational yes. But the player base was a "Hell no" with the weird and unsettlin... View More
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Maxh Vezpyre
Yes
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Artistique
// Arti being scared again... I honestly hate when I have family members, including my husband, give me shit for being so terrified of storms. Yes, I understand there's nothing I can do IF something... View More
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Chase
I'm going to assume that you probably live in a tornado zone. The swirling vortex of death is a very rational fear. As is lightning. And no one likes getting jumpscared by that one type of thunder that has to be the same volume as an exploding planet.
Like 6 hours ago
Artistique
The expanding area of tornado alley, yes. Every couple of years or so, we get a particularly angry spring season, and this year seems to be heading in that direction. Technically where I am is SUPPOSED to be at the end of the glacier valley of Indiana, so lots of hills to the west and east (until yo... View More
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Chase
Well seems I wasn't wrong. If you want to get away from tornadoes then the best advice is to move to Nevada, Alaska, or somewhere in the mountains that isn't Colorodo.
Like 6 hours ago
Artistique
Moving requires money. Money is something we don't have.. at least to make such a move. Plus, moving far away from my family is a no go. So, it's a "damned if I do, damned if I don't" situation :U
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Chase
heck yeah I don't think I can say anything to help. All my advice that doesn't require money is fricken useless.
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Thaumaturgy Whickerbray-Coronet the 2nd
i fear storms because of the noise of thunder, but i also fear when daylight savings time happens and by some unholy phenonemon brought by satan himself, it's still bright as fuck at 7pm
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Serac Syracuse Froste
I find storms to be relaxing... As long as I'm indoors. Rain for the crops, it is. The rain is blessed and holy.
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Daddy Cambia
But Phobias are something you can work on, and something that you can work to improve even in spite of anxiety. For as much as your fear is valid, and it's hardly a irrational phobia to be scared of storms, the exasperation comes from people who are also aware you are scared of storms, but see, pr... View More
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Daddy Cambia
To continue this, I am not encouraging you to go walking out into a storm as 'exposure' therapy. Instead I'd suggest the same as I've done as a person scared of flying. I've spent years learning about just about every horror of aviation to ever occur, learning the ins and outs of commercial aircraft... View More
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PinkBow
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You see an ad for a rock band that just rolled into town! They also advertise a zine making workshop before the show because…of course they do. Polybius, headed by the most performative stallion in t... View More
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Parley
I hate how I'd listen to them
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Andromeda Flemish
Looks like The Mangos is gonna have Competition! Also Why do I feel like I'd legit would listen to their band ^^
Like 8 hours ago
Aux "Batty" Cord
"HOLY SHIT ITS POLYAMOROUS!" Aux shouts pointing at the poster. "I know them!"
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Glitterbomb Crybaby
Without regard for who was watching, she would push her pink snout against the poster and take a long DEEP sniff, wingers fluttering gently as her eyes rolled back. "So cool!!"
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I would suddenly turn into a wolf.* Ah great, not again... #rp
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Chase
WHOSAFLUFFYPUPPERGAWGY
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*My hand would start glowing with void.*
Like 17 hours ago
Chase
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I would summon Voruna, transfer into her, and swipe at Chase.*
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Told you not to mess with me
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Silent V Dusk
While on a trip to Vanhoover, you see Silent, sitting in a secluded part of the Green Dragon. A hotel and bar. He seems to be looking over a document of some kind, occasionally taking sips from his gl... View More
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Serac Syracuse Froste
Serac sits by the curb, holding a pizza box sign, marker scrawled on the inside of the box - 'Dietary Readings, $20 per person'. #rp
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Cosmo Reiner
The ground vibrated just a little as Cosmo would walk in. The thirteen foot giantess kneeling down to glance at this pony. "What are you doing?" Cosmo asked with a brow raise.
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Laly
“New SCP-294 Break Room Notice” #rp 1. DO NOT request “The meaning of life.” The last cup started whispering and HR is still dealing with the existential crisis paperwork. ... View More
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*Types in Wario's Greatest Achievement just to see what would happen*
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I shrug again* Then add them to the list. *I rip open a void tear and hop through the tear.*
Like 17 hours ago
Laly
The void just loops in his containment cell, trapped forever.
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Impossible, I know my void powers can get me anywhere... Let me try... *I would use Transference and disappear in a puff of void smoke.*
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Laly
Still in his containment cell.
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Damn it. Where's my sister?!
Like 17 hours ago
Chase
"I don't see a rule against neutron star matter."
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Chase
"You should probably fix add that before someone else with my level of intrusive thoughts figures that out. Don't worry I'll find something else that isn't on the rules."
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Laly
“The list has been updated, thank you for your cooperation.”
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Chase
"....so what happens if someone types in something to make me happy?"
Like 17 hours ago
Laly
“It makes you..” she pauses dramatically “..happy?”
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Chase
"..............................it must be done, for science."
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Silent V Dusk
Silent was infront of a prompt-machine. Though he was a little off-put " I thought you had me injected for this a long time ago? Why am I here? And yes I remember. Ever hear of a data bank? "
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Laly
Laly nods slowly as she gazes over at one of the scientist "Would you be so kindly to add that to the list as well?" She asks. The scientist nods, writing it down.
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Silent V Dusk
“ I assume you wish to know details so you can properly document the occurrence, Ma’am? Or should I refer to you by name? “ As he spoke, he stopped the scientist from taking notes, as to jot down any false facts.
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Laly
"To be honest? No, I don't care what you saw, my job is to make sure no one gets hurt and everything is running fine and everyone is behaving.. if you want to annoy a scientist about your discovery.." She uses one of her hooves to push a scientist towards him "He's your guy"
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Silent V Dusk
Silent took a final glance at Laly. “ Glad to know you care so much. “ After that, he began talking to the scientists about what he saw and learned. Mostly revolving around a voice telling him how to predict movement, action, events, and meaning. He described that he saw an area known as the Ancest... View More
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Laly
She just watches him for a moment, emotionless before she turns around to walk back ot her office, her job is done here.
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Andromeda Flemish
"..." Flem looks to the left, Then to the right, Hoping nobody see's her typing in [The One piece] And Seeing what would happen, How did she even break into here!?
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Laly
Laly rubs her forehead in disbelief, two guards show up to carry him away from it. “Thank you”
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Andromeda Flemish
"NO, I GOTTA KNOW WHAT THE ONE PIECE IS!, I GOTAA KNOOOWWW, PLEASE DON'T PUT ME IN ONE OF THOSE PRISON JUMPSUITS!!!" She said, Exclaimed loudly whilst waving her Pawed hooves in response Whilst Screaming the whole time.
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Iridescent_Edge
Iridescent would type “Nothing” into the machine.
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Laly
Laly lifts a brow "Really?" The machine rumbles for a moment, giving out a cup with.. nothing inside. "Well.. cheers"
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Iridescent_Edge
Well, at least it didn’t try to destroy the universe. But now I wonder what would happen if I typed in “Cthulhu.”
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Shifter Burnside
Shifter burts into the room, making non-lubricated metal noises, "Who decided to type 'motor oil' into the machine?"
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Laly
Laly lifts a brow at him "What now?"
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Aether
My cat just screamed the entire apartment down until he found me. Usually he leaves shortly after confirming where I am, but he stayed because he realized I didnt feel well. Gave a few careful nuzzles... View More
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