"Dear Diary, Today I learned that Dog Doctors spontaneously combust when you expose them to glitter. I've no clue what to do with this information but I shall pocket it for later use."
#rp
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Dr. Oddeus Reiner
"Silly cultish noodle, they are clones. They also come in tiny sizes. ATTENTION!" The sound of tiny shoes marched in unison as tiny Oddeus's rolled out.
They would stop, their big eyes attentive as they salute. They were cute, like diamond dog puppies in doctors outfits.
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Feral
Her eyes widen at the sheer mass adorableness presented to her. She wiggled her pawtoes, itching to grab and hoard. "Since they're clones, May I have one, or two...or twenty?" She asked, her Ferret part of her form itching to snatch and ferret away.
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Dr. Oddeus Reiner
Oddeus would squint and cross his arms, "Eeehhh, last person was crucified to their wall with butter knives when I found them so... Gonna have to say no."
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"Anyone wanna join my not cult? We just do things together as a group and talk about uh...hooobbbiiiies. Yeah!"
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The glitter hit his chest as he frowned, several minutes later he would explode horrifyingly.
This happens to Odd a lot. Being a little freak baby does that to some people, don't even get him STRATED on body restructuring.
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Im good. I have a job to do in protecting the Cartoon Universe. Alongside my sister and friends.
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A cult, huh? "I already belong to a... 'Not-cult', as you put it mate, even if I'm the only practitioner of the beliefs left. Does that make me ineligible? You seem like fun, so I'd be interested if I'm allowed, ay?"
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"Maybe make your pitch better? Too overtly creepy." She runs a hoof through her mane, before holding out a business card- starlight silver text on black- and smiling. Did she just have that in her mane? "But sure, I think I will, mate. Light Show, as it says on the card. You're a draconequus, I'm su... View More
https://youtu.be/_zxB6s_vnFk
I just remembered Kerfuffle exists
Trixie might have competition for best pony once I reach Rainbow Roadtrip in my current rewatch of MLP
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“Huh? No- I said the thirty-fifth most powerful unicorn in Canterlot”
“Not all of Equestria that would be crazy. Me? Imagine?”
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"I don't know, I think your power stats may be over 9000..."
“Finally, an excuse to start dragon my ba—“ Fruity is killed by an unknown assailant.
"Thirty-fifth most powerful unicorn in Canterlot..? Pfft, big deal.. I could take you."
“Oop, op- oh you almost got me there.” He mumbled casually each time she snapped at him in passing. It was sad really, seeing her plans to land a serious bite never coming to fruition. After a while he had grown accustomed to her outbursts, likening her to a particular fussy plastic bag tumbling in ... View More
“Put me down and I’ll stop!” Autumn growls at him, her hoof poised back to throw her pet rock at the unicorn’s head! Unfortunately, she was currently facing the wrong way for the throw, and was patiently waiting till she revolved back around to face Fruity. “Besides, you gotta sleep sooner or later.... View More
“Ah, no I see that rock there.” He slowed her rotation to a crawl, stopping just before he was in her line of sight, then reversing her rotation at the same pace. The spell carried on like this for the remainder of their spat, each time stopping just before she could lob her very expensive looking p... View More
"I promise to not throw Rocky if you put me down!" Autumn screeches, now flailing and wiggling about, trying to escape the spell even more as he changed the rotation pattern! What little joy and redemption she could claim in this trapped state was now gone, but she still clung to the rock in hope. "... View More
“I’m… Hmm, I mean it might be false imprisonment actually, or unlawful detention but, ah well.” He simply shrugged as she flailed about, adding a second access of partial rotation. She was moving both side to side and up and down, much like a 3-D demo graphic from the 90’s. The wiggling did not help... View More
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"Imagine." Zerathur repeated with gusto. "That is exactly the point, my boy! And why I'm trying to sell to you my online course on how to become the greatest mage One o' One!"
“Imagine…” he whispered under his breath with awe. Immediately he was plagued by delusions of grandeur… Of power.
“I’ll take every seat! Put my name down for all of them!”
He was a firm believer in pulling up the ladder behind himself.
"Not bad considering the most powerful unicorns tend to exist in Canterlot. What's your specialty? Any magic you're potent in? I wouldn't have a clue when it comes to the bounds of unicorn abilities so.."
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In the Dmv currently, getting my official state id's
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//Words of advice. Flirting with the DMV workers does in fact make them process you faster. It somehow always works...No idea on why no one ever thought to try it.
My first artfight attacks of the year!
(Dino pup belongs to AndreSealBab)
(Horned saber belongs to Isa_Isopod)
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