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Parley
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Vanil
Check this draconequus out. A drq. A dorq, even.
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Shifter Burnside
:(
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Silent V Dusk
You and Silent were sitting across from each other in a lowly lit space, which almost looked like an interrogation room, but also a meeting room. Behind the Silent was a projector screen and a project... View More
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Night Sky
Night Sky smiles. "Try running an entire city sometime, you'll quickly learn every paranormal corner, and soon discover that a great many things in life go unexplained."
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Night Sky
Night Sky did not pretend to unsurprised by what he had just beheld, but he also did not react immediately. He merely observed. After a brief moment he spoke. "I understand. Princess Luna understands. We know well enough what it means to be feared by those we desire only to protect. Thank you for te... View More
Like March 21, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" Maybe so. But I wouldn't call me your ' most valuable ally ', even I know I can be a bit impulsive, especially if I have the opportunity to kill something threatening Equestria's safety. However, I appreciate the gesture. Anywho, you and I both know that talking rarely fixes physical problems. Af... View More
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Night Sky
Night Sky gestures to a desk with a quill and a few blank sheets on it. "With your permission," Night Sky picks up the quill and begins to write. "Princess Cadance and Shining Armor are not merely Ponydom's first family, as Their Majesties' Government in Canterlot would have you believe. Shining Arm... View More
Like March 22, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" I'll keep all that in mind. And I promise, nothing will befall that family. If I break that promise, you have permission to slit my throat. For now, I need to thin their numbers... I thank you for the note. " Silent put the note in one of his many cloak pockets. " I'd advise you to do the same. I... View More
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Night Sky
Night Sky carefully surveyed the door for a long moment, as though it were hiding some secret about the most disarmingly singular unicorn who had just exited through it. After a moment, Night Sky spoke aloud, quite intentionally to himself. "If I had three Lt. Generals like that one above me in the ... View More
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Snow Storm
“Yes,” they nodded in agreement, with a grin from ear to ear.
Like March 21, 2026
Silent V Dusk
Silent returned the grin. " Good, this'll just be a simple process to determine if you're fit for the job opportunity that we have selected you for. Images of what most would call disturbing will be shown on the projector screen behind me. All you need to do is identify the creature and place of ori... View More
Like March 21, 2026
Snow Storm
“Oh! Fascinating. So.. I don’t need to sign any confidentiality agreements before you show me these creatures? This isn’t top secret is it?”
Like March 21, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" It isn't TOP, top secret. But Celestia does want us to be subtle about our work. Once you know what you'll be asked to do, you have full right to decline the offer. I'm not your boss, just an associate. And no, no signatures. We prefer not to keep records of this kinda thing. "
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Snow Storm
“Hm. Shady. Sure, let’s start.”
Like 16 hours ago
Meino Mysticforger
"I mean, I have seen ghost videos before and...some of them are hard to just say they were faked. I have seen the shadows move by themselves, heard unexplained noises, and watched random objects move and fly through the air." Meino shuffled in his chair a bit as he thought about the many videos he w... View More
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Silent V Dusk
" Well, that's the thing. The entities that will be shown are already detained or quarantined. I'm just seeing if you have the foresight to deal with the most recent anomoly. "
Like March 21, 2026
Meino Mysticforger
"Is that right? Hmm...is it giant bugs? Big spiders are scary, but easy to deal with. I have some experience fighting them. Along with some frost trolls, sandworms, sentient trees...I have been around before, hehe."
Like March 21, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" If that's the most you have to deal with, I'd recommend leaving. This isn't some bug hunt, kid. "
Like March 21, 2026
Meino Mysticforger
"Well, fine. You ain't tell me what is going on anyway. 'Oh, this isn't some bug hunt', bet. You don't know my skills, bub!" Meino got up out of his seat and walked out the door.
Like March 21, 2026
Silent V Dusk
Silent just sighed. " Oh, how youth is wasted on the ignorant. Eh, well, he'll learn sooner or later. "
Like March 21, 2026
Olive Drab
Oli looks to the side evasively. "I-I've never even met an ET, I have no idea what you're talking about!" He then begins looking for an exit.
Like March 21, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" Exit is behind you to the right. As I said, I'm on a strict timetable, and would prefer not to burn time on a waste of it. No offence meant, my friend. But, if you want to try a hoof at the test procedures, I'll be open. "
Like March 21, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Cambia glowers resentfully across the table. Her eyes fixed, her gaze unbroken, it's not clear if she's blinked once since Silent took a seat. Nor is it clear if she's even looking at him. More, boring a hole straight through to the other side. Through the wall, the wood, and on to the dirt outside ... View More
Like March 21, 2026
Silent V Dusk
Silent just put a hoof to his head. " Of course. We couldn't have Pepper Snap, or Spinns, or literally anyone else! Now, I'm stuck with a snarky, blonde b(BEEP)..... By the Elements, I hate my damn job. Look, I'm not happy to be here either. I'd rather be doing my usual, but we are dealing with some... View More
Like March 21, 2026
Daddy Cambia
"I think I was particularly clear myself." Cambia retorts, folding her hooves over one another as she sits back, coquettishly. Taking pride in the admonishments to her name. "I have never experienced anything paranormal. If I was to, hypothetically, have experienced the supernatural, I would presume... View More
Like March 23, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" As I said, if my sources were wrong, and you're just a dead end, then please take your leave. We both have better things to do than sit in here doing nothing about the current problem. "
Like March 23, 2026
Daddy Cambia
"Oh no, Sweetheart." The last word dripping with saccharin insincerity. "We are far from done. I would so love to know what sources you have. You said a report, no? Have the Canterlot City Guard been shoving their snouts where they don't belong? Is this, hearsay? A blabbermouth perhaps?" There's a ... View More
Like March 23, 2026
Silent V Dusk
Silent just chuckled. " If you're talkin' about putting a pony in the forever sleep, I don't need your help with that. It's literally my job to do so silently. And as to if the Canterlot snobs have been putting their snouts where they don't belong.... I don't think they've ever stopped doing that, m... View More
Like March 23, 2026
Shifter Burnside
Oh fuck is this about the Blue Shift incident or something else?
Like March 22, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" What? No. We're not dealin' with an invasion... At least, it's not your conventional invasion. "
Like March 22, 2026
Shifter Burnside
"Good then, I don't want to go through that again."
Like March 23, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" Well, chances are, you're going to have to go through something similar. Only there are less UFOs and more identity theft and replacement. But that's a topic for later. As of right now, all I need you to do is tell me what is depicted on the screen behind me when the procedure begins. Are we clear... View More
Like March 23, 2026
Shifter Burnside
Alright.
Like March 23, 2026
Blackstone Edge
I literally guide them to the afterlife...
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Blackstone Edge
I forgot it's name but I have seen it..
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Silent V Dusk
" Does the title Festerings ring any bells? Also, just an FYI, that's not its true form. It mimics their past victims to lure in their loved ones. From there, it's just rinse and repeat. They can be found on remote islands, deep forests, or the frigid wastes during a snowstorm. However, I suspect th... View More
Like 17 hours ago
Blackstone Edge
Ah yes thank you, yes they're harmless in my realm.
Like 16 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" Lucky, if they are harmless in your home, the ones we have must be feral..... or maybe just a little hangry. But, we're not dealing with Festerings; they're in their natural habitats, under some surveillance, of course. We're dealing with a close relative of the Festering. A more aggressive and be... View More
Like 15 hours ago
Blackstone Edge
I see..
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Leon
The gigantic Shire sat across the table from the unicorn, a lit cigarette pursed between his one synthetic and one organic lip, looking over him with an unenthusiastic stare as he laid out why he was even here, resting his cybernetic arms on the table and clasping his hands together. "If you defin... View More
Like March 22, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" Some would say that, it's not that I'm ill-equipped to deal with the problem, it's that there are too many of the problem for just one pony to deal with. I want to avoid putting you in a position where it could be too much to handle, even as a team. Not to say you're not skilled, just maybe not ex... View More
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Leon
The stallion reached under the table, pulling a gigantic black, almost crystalline looking angular revolver, covered from grip to muzzle in battle wear from a holster on his thigh and laying it on the table before him, before sliding it into the middle of the two and giving it a tap, before leaning ... View More
Like March 28, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" Fair enough, but you're talking to a pony who was born 10 years after Equestria was first founded, a pony that contains knowledge of olden traditions and long forgotten combat styles, and most of all, a pony who was left empty long ago and is willing to die for this land we live and walk on. So th... View More
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Rough Winds
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Eheheuhe I bullied the killer until he disconnected
Sophie H.
shared a song from her album "Sophie's EDM/Dance".
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Sophie H.
Suddenly music starts to play.
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Nitroxus Soulspins
I feel the need go to the club and dance to this. Possibly invent a silly viral dance.
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Sophie H.
o: Record it!
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Nitroxus Soulspins
I shall try my best
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Sophie H.
Yesh!
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Maxh Vezpyre
Yes, omw
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Meino Mysticforger
With the steal train?
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Maxh Vezpyre
He knows too much, Maxh lifts him up and away.
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Key Lime
Key is 3 milkshakes deep at the creamery bar, rolling a maraschino cherry back and forth on the counter idly. She sighs, flops her cheek on the tabletop, and pathetically tries to lick the cherry up b... View More
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Snow Storm
Snow had been watching Key Lime the entire time, entertained until the cherry fell. They sipped the rest of their own shake and plucked the cherry from the bottom of the glass to place in front of Key Lime’s nose. “I know where we can get more of these..” they said slyly, swinging their legs back ... View More
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Key Lime
Key glowers helplessly up at Snow. “More? That’s great! Just what I need, in fact;” She gesticulates and sits upright to face the interloper, but fails to establish eye contact. “More junk to stuff myself with.”
Like 13 hours ago
Snow Storm
“Okay, awesome. Mini heist,” they shifted close and spoke softly, “see that red jar behind the bar there amongst the syrups on the shelf? With your unicorn magic, you’re gonna float it over and grab it to go while I distract the bar tender with an enormous and ridiculous order.”
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Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would watch this.* Must be a very good cherry....
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Ramirez
I need to take better care of myself lol, I stood up from my couch and felt a little a dizzy as well as a feeling of heaviness placed on my brain
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Vanil
Eat spinach or other iron-rich foods. Note: iron ions, not heavy metals or iron-enriched foods (those are literal iron shavings).
Like 11 hours ago
Ramirez
I ate...a banana =3
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Valora
Sorry that was my fat ass, I’ll move
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Ramirez
And Valora was never heard from again.
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Nitroxus Soulspins
Also, if you can. Eat something heavy. As it will help your body absorb nutrients. Go to be at least 1 hour earlier too. To let your body rest.
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Vanil
Feast on a tungsten cube
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Ramirez
All I had was a crunchwrap, cheezy bean and rice burrito, and cheesy fiesta potatos in the morning. After that, I have not eaten anythinf besides a banana (I think I'm just dehydrated though I know my diet sucks, I say this because I'm keeping track of it in my notes)
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Nitroxus Soulspins
Drink some water.
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PinkBow
Lowkey I get the same so I’m on iron supplements now and I eat a lot of salmon </3
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Ramirez
I eat at work cuz it's free
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Aether
Being blocked by people I've never interacted with is so weird. I don't even know you.
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Chase
So far only 1 person here I've blocked because I can, and its someone who shoves their immortal god powers in everyone's face so yeah.
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Aether
Bruh? Thats weird.. especially because Ghostbit has several characters too. Also they should hate me for having literally hundreds of ocs then.
Like March 27, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
I know! They unblocked me for a bit, but then blocked me again. Idk why...
Like March 27, 2026
Vanil
Yet I can still see your posts *turns Chase into a living paradox: a mentally stable goth baddie*
Like March 27, 2026
Chase
No not you vanil your desperate white girl posting amuses me.
Like March 28, 2026
Silent V Dusk
Damn, Chase. Harsh much? Wake up on the wrong side of the bed or somethin'?
Like March 28, 2026
Icy Creation
I do this Not often, but more than one person. I want to give an explanation that doesn't sound mean or cold, but I can't really think of one. I don't really get upset with people, so I just use the block system for people whose characters or RPing style I'm not interested in, or that I might have t... View More
Like March 27, 2026
Jovian
This. Some ppl take blocking personally but imo its literally just a tool to filter your feed. There’s infinite content online, and curating it is so benign it requires no justification as far as I care.
Like 17 hours ago
Aether
I agree with it to some extend. I think I'm just not on big social media platforms enough, or I would probably block more people. Because, yeah, I can see how it can be annoying. Also depends on the situation. I've mostly known being blocked to be extremely personal. Cuz all ik is it being used ag... View More
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Maxh Vezpyre
It happens, I'll rather not block anymore, but if they do or I do it's always a good riddance situation. No need to bother with, some are still unapproachable snarky-default-personality from 2018 so if they do consider yourself lucky.
Like March 28, 2026
Thaumaturgy Whickerbray-Coronet the 2nd
if someone blocks me i likely wouldnt have wanted to interact with them to begin with i typically block people who do the most out of pocket shit ive seen examples: sending someones art through an ai machine to mock them or posting the WEIRDEST shit in feed and then having it deleted within 5 second... View More
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Aether
I once blocked a guy for throwing art through ai and then threatening others with it and being extremely rude in general. I knew he would start harassing me for commenting at all. Which he did do to others. I've deleted some stuff within minutes of posting it. It's usually just a rant/vent and I'm ... View More
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Thaumaturgy Whickerbray-Coronet the 2nd
you could use a voice/text journaling app
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Snow Storm
Just commenting here to follow the interactions on this post. Please remember to be respectful and if anyone has something to report, discuss in private. Thank you.
Like March 28, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
(O:FB Chapter 4: Rumble in the Throughway) (Cant tag Obsilion since he can't log in, but he's still going to reply as he can) *We would go out into... View More
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Jewel, The Blue Bird Pony
*Jewel would stretch.* Im going to go get a coffee. It's probably going to be a long ride to wherever Stishoe is next. *She hops off her chair and flies off toward the kitchen.*
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Mr. Puzzles, The Entertainment Connoisseur
See, Stickman? You aren't alone in this. We're all behind you... even if some of us are enemies.
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Queen Lesa
As The Queen continued to stare out the window, she let her thoughts roam freely inside of her head.
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
I... *I look upwards at the nexus. I get up and move towards the railing. I would take a deep breath.* Right. We still got a mission we need to do. *I take out my shades, unfurl the handles and put them on.* Listen up, everyone. We don't know what to expect down there, but all of the Multiverse depe... View More
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Aurora Sparkle
"May the Stars guide us. We don't know each other strengths, but keep Lesa and I together and we can provide everything we've got. I'd recommend Flam stick close to us as well. I feel I know what magic he possess in that armor and with Arcana's blessings, I can enhance it. But I'll have to remain fo... View More
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I nod.* Got it.
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Nitroxus Soulspins
//Yes, this is a Super Mario inspired RP. I have my reasons. *A bright green pipe would appear right in front of you. You could hear a strong howl of joy.* It's Go Time! *Nitroxus would rocket out o... View More
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
...Mario? Oh boy you'll summon the meme boy himself
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