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Daddy Cambia

Female. Lives in your Dreams,  Beyond Equestria. 47 years old
Race
Mutated Fern
Roleplay Availability
Maybe
About Me
you can't kill me
Roleplay Universe
Forgotten Realms (The One you Forgot About)
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
User Achievements
3 Likes
Ponies
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Local Business or Place » Church/Religious Organization
24 Likes
Brand or Product » Product/Service
94 Likes
25 Likes
Entertainment » Professional Sports Team
72 Likes
Artist, Band or Public Figure » Artist
28 Likes
Company, Organization, or Institution » Church/Religious Organization
Dreamers
43 Members
Ponies
Ponysquare Refugees
438 Members
Cally Ber
F
2 people like this.
Celtic Cross
Wait did Cambia get nerfed again
Like June 5, 2019
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3/4
Cally Ber
:c
Like June 5, 2019
Zaten
this is saddening
Like June 17, 2019
Celtic Cross
Camby ist verboten
Like June 17, 2019
Daddy Cambia
Watching a post get deleted is delicious.
7 people like this.
Aubade
Can't always be your posts sweet pea, my work is done, I ain't even mad.
Like May 27, 2019
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3/8
Daddy Cambia
Is this taking your post being deleted as a point of pride or is this about you deleting my posts because you're a hypocrite?
Like May 27, 2019
Aubade
It is taking the amount of positive responses and good discourse on my post as a point of pride.
Like May 27, 2019
Daddy Cambia
Beware the mob.
Like May 27, 2019
Captain Sky N Nova
This entire site is on fire and I'm the creepy kid in the corner with some popcorn and a borderline psychopath grin.
Like May 27, 2019
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3/4
Daddy Cambia
Is it?
Like May 27, 2019
Captain Sky N Nova
Pretty much. So. Much. Horse. Drama.
Like May 27, 2019
Daddy Cambia
It seems like a part and parcel bi-monthly flipout. Don't get me wrong, I'm jabbing a poker into the flames, but I think i'd be pronounced dead if I didn't.
Like May 27, 2019
Princess_Luna
Can i add some gore? XD
Like May 27, 2019
Daddy Cambia
I know there's a joke to be made that I smelt blood in the water and came immediately to this, but I can think of absolutely no good reason for that.
Like May 27, 2019
Daddy Cambia
The more comments of mine people delete the stronger my Instagram following gets.
7 people like this.
Silver Shield
You have my 90% support
Like May 24, 2019
Daddy Cambia
Necroposting this because it's relevant again
Like May 30, 2019
Daddy Cambia
Today on Cambia has dumb bitch disease I open a can of soup and start buttering some bread to have the soup, and as I'm buttering I just straight up dip the knife into the soup
5 people like this.
Gear Head
Ever sent someone a text message asking where your phone is, on your phone?
Like May 23, 2019
Daddy Cambia
Nah I've never lost my phone except that one time I did
Like May 23, 2019
Ice Wisp
wow so creative
Like May 23, 2019
Daddy Cambia
Im breaking the conditioning
Like May 23, 2019
Bright Brave
But did you lick the knife?
Like May 23, 2019
Daddy Cambia
No
Like May 23, 2019
Bright Brave
May I come over and play airsoft?
Like May 23, 2019
Daddy Cambia
No
Like May 23, 2019
Daddy Cambia
Saw a video recently that said 'Some of the most haunted places in the world are in the United States' And it really activated my almonds because... Why? I mean, we know why. Because westerners love ... View More
1 person liked this.
Seir
Because british ghosts aren't rude
Like May 23, 2019
Daddy Cambia
You've got me there
Like May 23, 2019
Sasha
This. My fucking ghost finished the milk and put the carton BACK in the fridge. I don't mind sharing but for hell's sake, be a half decent house guest.
Like May 23, 2019
Ice Wisp
Probably because the United States is so young so people feel the need to make some kind of national lore about ghost or some shit.
Like May 23, 2019
Daddy Cambia
Well that's my point about you all losing your shit when someone died in the house, I had an entire family murdered with a Machete over the road from me a few years back. Shit's wildin' and I haven't been haunted once - No one has
Like May 23, 2019 Edited
Ice Wisp
I died in my house.
Like May 23, 2019
Deactive user
Also mean America ones of biggest media producing countries so it could just be becausee more people live here and always assume we leading in every aspect. Same reason most supposed alien encounters American too
Like May 23, 2019
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3/12
Daddy Cambia
Like I said, it's a bias because the West's media fawns over this shit and you've the largest population. There's an actual, statistical reason for it, I just like to look at it from the paranormal side of it and point out why it's absurd there, because statistics and facts are boring af
Like May 23, 2019
Deactive user
Yeah true. Over here people superstitious when find out a house old enough to have previous owners die in it, whereas over there I bet it can be hard find new enough house that hasn't had a death in it. My current house was only built in like 1990s and first death in it was my grandfather in 2015 lo... View More
Like May 23, 2019
Daddy Cambia
Hell its practically a passtime to point out places people died in your house if you know
Like May 23, 2019
Bright Brave
You just jealous~
Like May 23, 2019
Daddy Cambia
What
Like May 23, 2019
Daddy Cambia
I watch one video, ONE video on a mining accident, and now Youtube thinks I care about the latest in Longwall Mining technologies. Admittedly though, the CAT® MINESTAR™ Longwall comes with Dust-suppr... View More
6 people like this.
Celtic Cross
Gotta love corporations using algorithms and ads to squeeze a person for more shekels
Like May 22, 2019 Edited
Daddy Cambia
Yeah bud I don't think it's quite a corporate conspiracy given it's 800 tons of industrial mining equipment and I can't afford a subway
Like May 22, 2019
Celtic Cross
Everything's a conspiracy
Like May 22, 2019
Ice Wisp
suppress my dust old man
Like May 22, 2019
Daddy Cambia
(sprays with water)
Like May 22, 2019
Daddy Cambia
Cambia pride.
3 people like this.
Ironkroug
What would the flag look like.
Like May 21, 2019
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3/4
Basalt Alltrades
// Cambia
Like May 21, 2019
Ironkroug
That's less painted cloth on a stick and more... A dead frog on a stick.
Like May 21, 2019
Daddy Cambia
Like May 21, 2019
Daddy Cambia
What's your favourite fantasy concept? I for one find no end of enjoyment in 'Things with personalities that should not have personalities.' Like swords, or Forges.
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Nitro Lionheart
I should tell you of the legend of Steve-Dave the man sword.
Like May 19, 2019
Deactivated
This isn’t strictly for fantasy by any means, but I love when fantasy games, movies, books, etc go reeeal in depth with story and history behind things. So fun and interesting to look into.
Like May 19, 2019
Daddy Cambia
Fuck man dont do me like this, ive been writing mythology for months
Like May 19, 2019
Celtic Cross
Cambia
Like May 19, 2019
Anarchy
// the Magic
Like May 19, 2019
Daddy Cambia
Vague but relatable
Like May 19, 2019
Daddy Cambia
As a hunched, stinking ghoul, wallowing in the pits of Tartarus, I find these unflinchingly positive posts - Disgusting.
1 person liked this.
Lula Vieve
ily
Like May 18, 2019
Deactive user
Twisted puts on his emotion blocking visors and prepares to patrol the feed "Like Sisyphus I am bound to this hell..."
Like May 18, 2019
Daddy Cambia
I'm a fucking idiot
5 people like this.
Amy Callihan
Prove it.
Like May 17, 2019
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3/4
Daddy Cambia
I got kicked in the throat and nearly got into a fight today because I'm an idiot.
Like May 17, 2019
Amy Callihan
The kick in the throat wasn't some part of a fight? I'm pretty sure if I got kicked in the throat then I would grand slam them to the moon using their grandmothers legs.
Like May 17, 2019
Daddy Cambia
It's best not to escalate a one-on-eight situation. Fortunately he kicked like a bitch.
Like May 17, 2019 Edited
Adrian Coalhopper
You're our fucking idiot
Like May 17, 2019
Daddy Cambia
Unfortunately so as I wasnt released from my mortal coil today.
Like May 17, 2019
Celtic Cross
Multiple opponents is never a great situation.
Like May 17, 2019
Bright Brave
But its how I like it.
Like May 17, 2019
Raijin Ha
Mmmhmm
Like May 17, 2019
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