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Carmine Gumshoe

Carmine Gumshoe

Male. Lives in  Manehattan,  Equestria. Born on October 9, 1990
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Earth Pony
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With no real plans for today, Carmine’s just waiting on the prices of chocolate to get marked down. Boy gotta have his chocolate.
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Nitro
A fiery form of flaming death and destruction sat before Carmine. It offered him a stick and a baggy of marshmallows with a big ol' smile. This was their Hearts n' Hooves gift, the chance to roast marshmallows on a kirin without being called racist. It wasn't chocolate, but it sure was something!
Carmine Gumshoe
Two steps out of Gray's home and *this* is what he's subjected to. Okay. He tiredly rubbed his eyes and sniffed once. "Wasn't... really prepared for that, but okay." As is tradition for a marshmallow roaster, he stick the sugar-ball-thing on the twig and held it over the Kirin. ...This ain't weird...View More
Nitro
Nitro made an evident effort to keep unperturbed eye contact with the detective, a toothy-wide grin and flaming eyes staring them down as they began roasting the marshmallow on their fiery spirit! It was the kinda' face that reassured that he was okay with this, but he would also bite Carmine if he ...View More
Carmine Gumshoe
Carmine also didn't break eye contact. This turned into one of the most intimate experiences he's had with a marshmallow in a long, long time-- and the strangest. After his glob of gelatin was successfully torched to hell and back, he brought the stick to his mouth and lobbed Stay Puft Jr. within. ...View More
Nitro
Nitro's gaze briefly averted to admire the golden brown marshmallow, pride, and fulfillment relishing within the kirin at the combined efforts of his valiant flames and the detective! There will be no marshmallow goop tonight! He shifted it back to Carmine, their eyes locked in an intimate gaze as t...View More
Carmine Gumshoe
Is this true love? Founded by marshmallows and a really warm back? Carmine didn't think so at first, but his own beating heart set the tempo for the marshmallow-y love song that was his chewing. As the crackling flames splintered the silence, the detective only focused on his heat source. What would...View More
Lenore
Waiting for those candy hearts. The chalky ones? Yeah, that's my jam.
Carmine Gumshoe
can't do that, but i can give you some tums that are written with marker
Lenore
Man fck you
Carmine Gumshoe
ily <3
Captain Sky N Nova
Great minds think alike.
Carmine Gumshoe
don't call me a great mind, you've seen what i write. these hands are nothing but sin channelers.
Captain Sky N Nova
LIKE I SAID GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE
Mancake The Baker
"Look at this sad old guy alone on Hearts and Hooves day!" Mancake threw ferret food at him, he wasn't gonna give up his chocolate.
Carmine Gumshoe
Carmine skitters toward the nearest shadow.
Zerathur A. Naszberuk
Zerathur pushes Carmine off the shadow. "Oy, I found this one first, go find your own hiding spot."
Vy Thresh
|| I still have my discounted Halloween Candy ^^" Given I don't eat much of it but still..
Cherry Lilly
Now it's Feb 16th and I can get all the discounted dark chocolate
Carmine Gumshoe
carcrime yumshoe
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Bright Brave
WHY IS EVERYONE CHANGING BACK!?!?!
Carmine Gumshoe
I’VE BEEN LIKE THIS, SHHH
Carmine Gumshoe
bruh who got around 5 and a half hours they wanna spare paying attention to me Big Boy Car Ride(tm) and my headphones are fucking chungo
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Cherry Lilly
Sure why not
Cherry Lilly
wait adhd brain finally processed what ya meant, I can't call right now rip
Carmine Gumshoe
AHA WAIT no i didn’t mean call i’m a passenger, i ain’t driving
Cherry Lilly
AHAH bet then LMAO
Asuka Yakushi
You on the Death Road to Canada or something my guy?
Carmine Gumshoe
death road to the balls of the US :(
Asuka Yakushi
Wait, so Texas, Florida, or California?
Carmine Gumshoe
flo rida babyyyyy
Asuka Yakushi
Oh heck. I better come say hi if you pass through my state. I'll bring you a bag of peanuts, and some peaches.
Ephemeria Spring
a muscle in the bottom of my foot is twitching. it's trying to fight me
Carmine Gumshoe
tell that muscle it’s a whiny ass little bitch. if it doesn’t stop, then it’s gotta come off :/
Ephemeria Spring
it stopped, all is well now
Carmine Gumshoe
good, you’d look silly hobbling around. but you could also replace it with a castor wheel :thinking: i think we missed a golden opportunity
Ephemeria Spring
i shall think about it when the next opportunity rolls around
Carmine Gumshoe
i don’t know why i talk to you
Ira Hawkshaw
Wink Wink
Carmine Gumshoe
hawewwwwkekwkkejehebrhekkkkkk :)
Ira Hawkshaw
Did it hurt?
Carmine Gumshoe
everything hurts. everything’s hurt since 2012. light doesn’t look as bright. colors are just dull dopplegangers of how i once knew them. even flavor’s diluted.
Carmine Gumshoe
oh wait is this a setup for a pickup line
Ira Hawkshaw
<_< IT WAS, BUT DANG
Dracofire
ah yes yaboi carmen is back lol
Carmine Gumshoe
cabbage g-oildrum is back on the screen :)
Dracofire
glad to have you back dracofire said
Carmine Gumshoe
LOL CAR RIDE CAR MINE
Carmine Gumshoe
carride gumshoe
Carmine Gumshoe
“So the most fun part of my job is extracting confessions. Since I don’t have the luxury of an interrogation room and the silence of my brothers in blue if things get a little rough— I could totally g...View More
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Carmine Gumshoe
used my one joke with carmen, now it’s back to boye
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Carmine Gumshoe
except for the fact i forgot to change his FUCKING NAME i’m gonna make my vehicle break down in Death Valley i swear to whatever deity doesn’t feel so merciful
Carmine Gumshoe
fixed :)
velvet estelle blood velvet (smol ling filly}
whos carmen?
Carmine Gumshoe
someone who can’t hurt us anymore :(
velvet estelle blood velvet (smol ling filly}
rule 63ed carmine?
Carmine Gumshoe
yes indeed!
RaveHeart
I prefer this version <_<
Carmine Gumshoe
and i prefer you the way you want to be c:
RaveHeart
Well, Rave IS and will always be a girl... except for now. Because.. I dunno. xD
Carmine Gumshoe
it’s fun! i mean, a lot of people pull through to the whole month but i just didn’t lmao
RaveHeart
I probably won't either tbh ^^;
Captain Sky N Nova
Coward
Carmine Gumshoe
i mean,,,, yeah
Captain Sky N Nova
Although on the up side, Skyla totally would drag Carmine off...
Carmine Gumshoe
please don’t pull me into the cement
Captain Sky N Nova
Look its either swimming with concrete shoes or firing squad.
Carmine Gumshoe
whichever you want, i’m not picky
Raven Sorrel
sadge
Carmine Gumshoe
i used my one reserve joke, how else do i work with “Carmen has literally no problems” :(
Ephemeria Spring
carmine gunshoes is back
Carmine Gumshoe
back with a fatter ass then ever
Carmine Gumshoe
how are you, i’m so sorry
Ephemeria Spring
i- i'm alive, yes, hi
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
Boys club! >:>
Carmine Gumshoe
boys club!! club for boys!!
Carmine Gumshoe
shibadiaabbiiibuhduhuh i’ve been in a truck for 13 hours, someone please relieve me
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Bright Brave
Pics or lies.
Carmine Gumshoe
idk how to prove the 13 hours bit but feat. My fucking knee bro
Carmine Gumshoe
my knees nOT EVEN IN THE FUCKING frame
Inigo
TiL Carmine hallucinates his own knees
Carmine Gumshoe
if you’ve read my posts then you wouldn’t be surprised tbh
Bright Brave
Love you Car Car
Carmine Gumshoe
and i, you :(
Carmine Gumshoe
Carmen gargraggles the hfrunkos.
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Mancake The Baker
Mancake joins him
Ghostbit
The ghostling stares at Them wondering if they were having a stroke "I.......yas ?"
Geodevanni the Hippogriff
Geode tries to figure out what a hfrunko is...
Carmine Gumshoe
Silver Barbecue is just Robert California from The Office and no one will change my mind
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Silver Barbecue
I love you
Carmine Gumshoe
someone has to!
Carmine Gumshoe
“Lotta folks end up asking me if I’m ever worried that one of the many murderers I put away might get revenge or somethin’ after they get out of prison.” Carmen takes a gentle sip of her coffee. “O...View More
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Carmine Gumshoe
bobos binted....?
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Bright Brave
I don’t speak poor.
Carmine Gumshoe
just fucking shoot me next time okay
Ghostbit
"Um... I don't know what that is ?, I got a Phenix wright wig though"
Ghostbit
"Also Carmine why did you become a mare ?, Told you to stop watching that Horseradish and the Ghostly Griffioness! It'll rot your brain!"
Dream
Uhh. Yes.
Star Serenade
babsobutely
Carmine Gumshoe
:alien:
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